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Nobody posts on social media hoping that their content will be ignored. We all want our friends to hit the like button, leave supportive comments, and fill our DMs with hilarious memes. Posting publicly can be risky, though, because you never know how strangers will react.

Bored Panda has scoured the internet to find examples of the most savage and hilarious replies people have had to others online. From roasting their terrible takes to coming up with the most brilliant insults, these screenshots feature some brutal moments. But we hope they’ll make you laugh, pandas, and be sure to upvote the ones that you find particularly clever!

#1

Twitter thread with a clever reply from The Church of Satan account to a user question.

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Bored Jellyfish
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7 hours ago

I concur.

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    #2

    A witty Twitter comment where someone cleverly replied to a post showing sheep outside a McDonald's during lockdown.

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    Beady El
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    6 hours ago

    EIEIO

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    #3

    Security tag on pink pants with a clever reply saying Pay.

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    Kira Okah
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    5 hours ago

    Tbf, the tags have sometimes been accidentally not removed on a piece of paid for clothing, had that happen more than once.

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    #4

    Burned food on a plate paired with a cleverly replied post about grill skills.

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    #6

    Witty tweet exchange about walking next to a rat, showcasing a humorous post someone cleverly replied to.

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    Birgit M
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    37 minutes ago

    Why be embarrassed? I once guided a rat across a busy street and considered it an honour.

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    #7

    Baby bird chirping aggressively at an Angry Bird toy with a clever reply.

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    Mike F
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    6 hours ago

    Poser!

    #8

    Hilarious reply to a post about a photography project on redheads.

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    #9

    Facebook post about walking on water where someone replied to a post cleverly using logic about faith.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    6 hours ago

    YES!!!!!!!

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    #10

    Reddit thread asking about hairless skin where a commenter cleverly replied with a unibrow joke.

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    Mike F
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    6 hours ago

    Not since puberty

    #11

    A funny comeback when someone replied to a post giving bad financial advice.

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    Rusty’scate
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    5 hours ago

    That math ain’t mathing.

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    #12

    Reddit hair discussion with a male asking about a bob haircut, paired with a funny Lord Farquaad reply.

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    David Paterson
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    37 minutes ago

    Brilliant.

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    #13

    Cute fluffy dog next to a funny user comment and simple doodle, showing a post someone cleverly replied to.

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    olivejuicedrinker (she/her)
    Community Member
    7 hours ago

    someone plz remind me to draw him, im going to bed now

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    #14

    Tumblr post with a funny, clever reply about Egyptian pyramids and the British Museum.

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    Never miss a story that brings joy to the world. Add us on Google

    #16

    Flat black car on the street with a clever reply comparing it to a calculator cover.

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    36 minutes ago

    pmsl

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    #17

    Woman talking online with a clever reply referencing President Bush.

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    Glix Drap
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    1 hour ago

    Don't beat around the bush.

    #18

    A screenshot showing someone who replied to a post cleverly to Taco Bell on Twitter.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    6 hours ago

    I've always loved this.

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    #19

    Reddit comment thread showing a clever post reply about introverted people staying quiet.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    Oh we talk. If we think you're worth talking to.

    #20

    A man posing in a blue shirt with a cleverly replied comment roasting his claim about being arrested for being cute.

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    JB
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    Commenter should get time for that murdėr

    #21

    Cleverly replied comment mocking a comparison between period pains and rolled ankles.

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    olivejuicedrinker (she/her)
    Community Member
    7 hours ago

    yea we all dont have ankles trust

    #22

    Someone replied clever to an NFT user calling them out.

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    Cerulean
    Community Member
    2 hours ago

    I read that as "with a laser," which sounded pleasingly sf.

    #24

    A witty reply to a post asking where to get a nose piercing.

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    #25

    A hilarious comment thread featuring a user who cleverly replied to a post about failing an eye test to get glasses.

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    #26

    A funny reply to a post on Twitter with a picture of a cooked duck.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 hours ago

    Hahaha!

    #27

    Twitter exchange showing a user who replied to a post cleverly about women in male-dominated fields.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    Estimates suggest that around 4-5% of the population are somewhere on the Anti-Social Personality Disorder spectrum.

    #29

    Online marketplace listing where someone replied to a post selling an ugly car with a witty burn.

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    Kylie
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    4 hours ago

    wth car IS that?

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    #30

    A funny Facebook exchange where someone replied to a post asking for a faithful man with a link to a blind society.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    If a guy complained that his girlfriends looks at other men, everyone would know he's either seeing the wrong women or he's dull.

    #31

    A funny reply to a post about relationship advice.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    What about SLEEP? Not to mention simply having one's own hobbies and interests and not needing to be joined at the hip.

    #32

    Screenshot of a witty post reply from Wendys roasting another brand.

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    #33

    A witty Reddit comment showing someone who cleverly replied to a post about how the UK is viewed around the world.

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    #34

    Funny Twitter interaction featuring a clever post reply about grammar and commas.

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    #35

    Social media screenshot showing a girl asking a question and someone replied to a post cleverly with a grammar rule.

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    #36

    Cleverly replied tweet showing a book titled Is My Child Stupid with a funny comment about taking 50 years to find it.

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    #39

    A Reddit thread where someone cleverly replied to a post about exes and dating.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    5 hours ago (edited)

    Block the number and then use their number & email address to sign up for thousands of shady promotional offers online. Register a strong interest in Scientology & Jehovah's Witnesses. Request all the free samples possible to be delivered to them. We could have just never spoken again...

    #40

    A clever reply to a post asking why people make their beds.

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    #41

    A humorous Reddit comment where a user replied to a post about bad deeds by sharing a witty self-burn about their twin.

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    #42

    Social media comment thread with someone cleverly replying to a post about an evil version of yourself.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    6 hours ago

    Ha!

    #44

    Clever post reply on a social media thread misinterpreting a wedding story.

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    Skara Brae
    Community Member
    3 hours ago

    Ugh. In my case, that moment was when I heard a friend say he was getting married. (Sigh.) He got a new girlfriend who moved into his place with him. A few months later he went on a business trip for a week. When he came back home it was obvious she had brought some other guy home to his bed while he was gone. He made her move out and had the locks changed. One day he comes home and she's moved back in. She told a locksmith she'd accidentally locked herself out. She must have talked a good story. A few months later they were planning their wedding. She was so self-absorbed from the start. It was a rocky marriage. After they had a kid a few years later, around 1992, he found that she'd charged up over $10,000 on a Nordstrom (department store) credit card and she didn't have a job. Her family was creepy too. Her family had a get-together, at one point I saw her brothers out on a balcony throwing empty beer bottles into the main street below.

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    #45

    A funny post response featuring a map of Scotland pointed at with a chip.

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    #46

    Funny Twitter exchange between Old Spice and Taco Bell where someone replied to a post cleverly.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    6 hours ago

    Fair enough

    #47

    Cleverly replied tweet about ancestors, with a witty user response highlighting funny historical sarcasm.

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    Rusty’scate
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    5 hours ago

    Oof! 🤦‍♀️

    #49

    An astronaut who replied to a post by Neil deGrasse Tyson analyzing Christmas science, telling him to just relax.

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    Balseraph
    Community Member
    5 hours ago

    I would have thought that an astronaut might be compassionate enough to realise that scientists ARE regular people.

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    #50

    Airplane passenger screenshot with a funny comment where someone cleverly replied to a post.

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    #51

    A humorous social media interaction with a user who cleverly replied to a post about a man not giving up his seat.

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    #52

    A witty social media post reply joke about choosing Batman's mask and becoming an orphan.

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    JB
    Community Member
    4 hours ago

    And if you pick V, you get horribly burned

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    #53

    Someone replied to a post about French fry corn dogs, calling them costumes.

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    Beady El
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    6 hours ago

    Same

    #54

    Twitter thread showing custom earrings where someone replied to a post cleverly with a sarcastic suggestion.

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    #55

    Reddit post screenshot showing a user who replied to a post cleverly regarding coming out as trans.

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    #56

    Screenshot of a tweet with a clever reply about history majors.

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    Beady El
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    6 hours ago

    Imma say no.

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    #58

    Twitter thread featuring someone who cleverly replied to a post accusing them about a car crash photo.

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    #59

    A hilarious reply to a post about defending against raptors.

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    Vexed Panda
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    7 hours ago

    Usain Bolt. They couldn't resist chasing him but they'd never catch him. Every human wins!

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    #60

    A funny Reddit comment where someone cleverly replied to a post asking how long men last in bed with a sleep joke.

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    #61

    A user replied to a post with a funny joke about eye contact.

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    #62

    News article screenshot of a car filled with concrete where someone replied to a post cleverly with a pun.

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    #63

    Tweet asking if he looks like a goat cleverly replied to by asking him to send a picture to compare.

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    #64

    Social media interaction cleverly replied to a cosplay post, featuring humorously censored armpits.

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    #66

    Social media screenshot showing a person who cleverly replied to a post about landlords.

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    Rusty’scate
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    37 minutes ago

    🤣

    #67

    Facebook comment exchange demonstrating how someone replied to a post cleverly pointing out a username irony.

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    #68

    A Twitter user who replied to a post featuring a strange hairstyle by comparing it to an Australian ceiling bug.

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    Deborah B
    Community Member
    15 minutes ago

    Dude, that's not just cultural appropriation; it's ugly. Leave braids to the people with enough hair to cover their scalp.

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    #69

    A sarcastic reply to a post showing celebrities surrounded by fans.

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    #70

    A clever reply to a Reddit post about black holes being light eaters.

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    #71

    A user replied clever comment comparing WWI trenches to Teletubbies.

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    #72

    A absurd Twitter exchange where a user cleverly replied to a post about sharing soap with funny sarcastic logic.

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    Vexed Panda
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    7 hours ago

    Can we put both of them in a big Darwin pot and put it on high for an hour or twelve?

    #73

    Social media screenshot showing a user who replied to a post cleverly about Georgina watching Cristiano Ronaldo.

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    #74

    Twitter thread where someone replied to a post cleverly about wearing a skirt and dusting off cobwebs.

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    #75

    A funny post and clever reply about naming a baby Thomas.

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    Rusty’scate
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    36 minutes ago

    🛤️🚊🚉🚆