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Wife Writes Brutally Honest Letter To Husband Before Leaving Him Alone With Kids For The Weekend
Having one kid is tough enough, but having six kids…well…that’s something else. So when Meghan Maza Oeser from Alsip, Illinois, went on vacation for the first time in years, she decided to leave her husband Kevin a useful list of advice and instructions to help him survive the weekend. But as you can see, her “note” is more like one long expletive-laden warning.
“Dearest Husband,” begins the letter. “I’m writing this to you out of love, not fear. I wanted to go over a few things with you before you embark on this weekend alone…with the others. Nighttime, daytime, breakfast time, and somewhere around lunchtime can easily be mistaken for pure HELL, with Satan coming off as a My Little Pony in comparison.” And that’s only the beginning. Read on for the full hilarious text.
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“Dearest husband,” begins the letter. “I’m writing this to you out of love, not fear”
Meghan, from Alsip, Illinois, went on a short girls weekend with her friends
While Kevin, her husband, was left in charge of their six little girls
The “bedtime” section of the letter starts with “Good. Fucking. Luck. Buddy”
“Do NOT let the threenager fall asleep. You’re basically fucked if this happens”
“Just start drinking now”
“Just in case you wanted to get ANYTHING done this weekend, good fucking luck!”
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Sergio Bicerra 9 years ago
No downvotes so far... i guess your statement is right :) Have a nice day!
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Leen Pol 9 years ago
I'm also thinking this. They live together as a family but he's never done anything with the kids? I don't get it either!
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Kristina Milcheva 9 years ago
Ouch. She sounds so unhappy to have made all those kids. Condoms also exist eh
lemsip 9 years ago
I agree. Seems he could have got the snip after the second or third child was born.
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Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Posted on Facebook isn't "a letter to her husband". It's some horseshit to garner likes from the imbeciles she went away with.
Hans 9 years ago
Same thing I thought. Blaming and ridiculing the own family for attention. Pathetic.
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brianna415 9 years ago
Because if it wasn't on Facebook, how would everyone know how HARD it is to be mom to the children she chose to have?
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Crystal Pruitt 9 years ago
They seem very high maintenance. There are only two people to blame for that. Good luck to anyone who marries any one of these girls.
Marko Požarnik 9 years ago
That's exactly what I was thinking about ... Poor guy who will marry one of these girls :)
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Sherry Straus 9 years ago
Wow, I come a very large family and this would not happen in our house. Not that there wasn't fights over this and that but bedtime was bedtime, no sippy cups to be seen no glasses of water and supper was what it was.
La 9 years ago
Agree! And we are what was made, none of this personalized meals bs. That's just nonsense adding unnecessary stress.
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Marlene Jones 9 years ago
Good grief. This is one potty mouth woman. And why is this all news to her husband? Does he live in the basement or another town? Hes never known any of the mealtime issues or the bedtime problems? Stupid c**p i read on here.
Cesi Baca 9 years ago
Yeah, line about one the kids night gowns being "dirty as s**t, but so what so is she" was it for me. This woman just wants attention.
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Erik van der Kieft 9 years ago
Not sure if I appreciate the humor of this. Sure, there are some fun parts in there, but what's the point? Just let the guy figure it out himself. He'll manage.
Kevin Camp 9 years ago
I find it amazing how parenting is done these days. We ate what was for dinner or you didn't, there was the choice. There was always some pushing of boundaries about bed time, but in the end you knew when it was enough and went to bed. Homework was always done as soon as you arrived home, then chores for the day, they any form of playtime which was always outside.
Sergio Bicerra 9 years ago
No downvotes so far... i guess your statement is right :) Have a nice day!
Load More Replies... Leen Pol 9 years ago
I'm also thinking this. They live together as a family but he's never done anything with the kids? I don't get it either!
Load More Replies... Kristina Milcheva 9 years ago
Ouch. She sounds so unhappy to have made all those kids. Condoms also exist eh
lemsip 9 years ago
I agree. Seems he could have got the snip after the second or third child was born.
Load More Replies... Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Posted on Facebook isn't "a letter to her husband". It's some horseshit to garner likes from the imbeciles she went away with.
Hans 9 years ago
Same thing I thought. Blaming and ridiculing the own family for attention. Pathetic.
Load More Replies... brianna415 9 years ago
Because if it wasn't on Facebook, how would everyone know how HARD it is to be mom to the children she chose to have?
Load More Replies... Crystal Pruitt 9 years ago
They seem very high maintenance. There are only two people to blame for that. Good luck to anyone who marries any one of these girls.
Marko Požarnik 9 years ago
That's exactly what I was thinking about ... Poor guy who will marry one of these girls :)
Load More Replies... Sherry Straus 9 years ago
Wow, I come a very large family and this would not happen in our house. Not that there wasn't fights over this and that but bedtime was bedtime, no sippy cups to be seen no glasses of water and supper was what it was.
La 9 years ago
Agree! And we are what was made, none of this personalized meals bs. That's just nonsense adding unnecessary stress.
Load More Replies... Marlene Jones 9 years ago
Good grief. This is one potty mouth woman. And why is this all news to her husband? Does he live in the basement or another town? Hes never known any of the mealtime issues or the bedtime problems? Stupid c**p i read on here.
Cesi Baca 9 years ago
Yeah, line about one the kids night gowns being "dirty as s**t, but so what so is she" was it for me. This woman just wants attention.
Load More Replies... Erik van der Kieft 9 years ago
Not sure if I appreciate the humor of this. Sure, there are some fun parts in there, but what's the point? Just let the guy figure it out himself. He'll manage.
Kevin Camp 9 years ago
I find it amazing how parenting is done these days. We ate what was for dinner or you didn't, there was the choice. There was always some pushing of boundaries about bed time, but in the end you knew when it was enough and went to bed. Homework was always done as soon as you arrived home, then chores for the day, they any form of playtime which was always outside.
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