Guy Calls Wife A Jerk For Trying To Control His Bathroom Time, The Internet Says That He’s The One Who Needs A Reality Check

I would bang the door so loudly that he couldn't have any quality time...wtf..don't be so soft woman...just make his quality time a nightmare..

Next time you text him to ask if he's done in the bathroom, "accidentally" send it to his friends & family too. After a few days I think he'll speed up. (Me, I'd create a "Are You Done In The Bathroom?" WhatsApp group.)

This is about control and on some level downright cruel. I’d be pounding on that door the entire time I needed to use the bathroom. No peace until I get to use it. I’d be asking what this is really about. It has nothing to do with alone time.

I live with 3 daughters and my wife. We also only have 1 bathroom. I take longer than I'd like to in the bathroom myself due to bowel issues. Knowing it was me causing line ups in the mornings I get up 1.5 hours early. This is to be sure I'm am done and out before the next person is up. It's all part of being considerate of my family. This guy is just being a jerk.

Time to replace his office chair with an old toilet, to "recreate" his beloved leisure space.

is there any reason why she can't go first since they seem to need to go at the same time? she goes first then he can take as long as he wants. also I would bet anything that he's actually watching porn in there.

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I will never understand people who use their phones on the toilet very unhygienic.

I find it weird how everyone is saying "poo in a bucket/pee in the sink/leave your waste somewhere and explain it later/etc " I think all she has to do is infiltrate the room. Go in the bathroom, chat with him so he doesn't get his "quiet space", and maybe even take off your clothes and jump in the shower/bathtub to do your business. He's got the toilet, might as well make it as uncomfortable as possible so he knows he's taking too long!

Sometimes people don't understand until it's done to them. Perhaps she should get up first and take an hour wor a couple weeks or until he has to use a public washroom.

I'd put a portable potty in his office space and announce that you'll use that from now on.

It borderline abuse limiting her access to a resource within their place. Personal response would be barge in on him every time, the majority on indoor doors have a safety release on the other side if the lock. Give him ten minutes then barge in a watch him... it'll embaris him. Your married so you should be able to handle a little big of gross .

We have one functioning bathroom between three people, we're all conscientious about using it and I STILL joke about getting a chamber pot for emergencies...

Tell him you'll pee in his best shoes if he doesn't get out now! Take the Lock off the door too!

He's an inconsiderate jerk. Treat him like anyone else who blockades the loo for 40mins - bang on the door and yell for him to get a move on, as other people also need to take a s**t.

I think this is the only scenario where it might be acceptable to pull an “Amber Heard” as far as shittïng on his side of the bed.

Also have one bathroom. Also have husband that takes upwards of 20-30-45 min doing phone stuff in there. I just tell him I have to use the bathroom an he usually gets off the pot. Sometimes he goes back in but me verbally telling him I have to go is better than texting him. Yep everybody poops or pees. We don't have a lock on any interior doors or the bathroom so if I'm in a 911 gotta pee you're not getting out I've even stripped waist down an stepped into the shower to puddle an he knows he's blocked me for too long. But I've adjusted me time to get up a little later when he's done so I can get up an do my morning business. You just have to get him to know his personal potty time needs a morning limit since he works from home. Fair is fair. No potty hogs

Honestly? I'd squat and s**t right by the door so he'd step in it when he walked out of the bathroom. I really REALLY hope that he is now her EX. Because I couldn't live with a man who treated me with such disrespect. That's just over the top in my books.

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