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This Isn’t About Logic: Just Pick A Winner In These 24 Wild Character Fights That Make No Sense
Who’s winning the fight?🥊
We know that there’s no reason for these matchups to exist - but here they are. This poll gives you 24 pairs of characters from movies, TV, cartoons, and even reality shows, all thrown into made-up fights. Some pairs are weird, even. Others make absolutely no sense. But you still have to choose the W.
Scroll down and let the fight begin!
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#1
Wednesday Addams vs. Lydia Deetz
ArchangelLoki 4 months ago
Sorry, Lyds, but Wednesday is what you want to be and she gives zero f***s.
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Hmm this is a tough one lol hmm Lydia she’s got nettle juice on her side 😂
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#2
Judge Judy vs. Dr. Phil
Rick Murray 4 months ago
He's an årse and she doesn't stand for any of that nonsense. This isn't even a fair fight.
Cammy Mack 4 months ago
A brawl is physical, people. Clearly he has the advantage. She'd win an argument though.
#3
Gordon Ramsay vs. Simon Cowell
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Ramsey of course lol ,his look alone can flatten someone instantly , n that’s before he opens his mouth 😂
Rick Murray 4 months ago
There's only one person that could walk into a restaurant and say that everybody needs to leave immediately...and they scarper. Cowell does not wield that degree of power.
#4
Hades vs. Ursula
#5
The Grinch vs. Willy Wonka
whodunnitfan2013 4 months ago
I wish I knew the reasoning for why each choice could win! There's pros and cons and strengths and weaknesses for each one.
#6
The Mask vs. Deadpool
k1ddkanuck 4 months ago
The Mask can literally bend reality and is essentially immortal as long as the mask is on. There is only one correct answer here.
Nina 4 months ago
Deadpool can regenerate though, and there's the pesky option of the mask coming off
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Virgil Blue 4 months ago
They would have a hilarious but useless cartoon battle for about ten pages before teaming up to go annoy Spiderman or, thinking of the masks origin, Thor.
#7
Mulan vs. Merida
Rachel Reynolds 4 months ago
If Merida could probably get a couple shots off before Mulan fires a rocket, but it'd have to be a really good shot. However, if Mulan can launch her rocket or close the distance, its over for Merida, she has no close game.
Hailey Himalaylee 4 months ago
Milan fought in a whole war AND had a brilliant disguise. Merida is cooked 💀💀
#8
Shrek vs. The Hulk
#9
Jack Sparrow vs. The Joker
Michael Largey 4 months ago
The most ridiculous pairing I've ever heard of. But I have heard of it.
#10
Spider-Man vs. Batman
Rachel Reynolds 4 months ago
Trick question. As soon as Batman finds out Peter is an orphan, he adopts him. Now we have Spider-Robin.
#11
Gandalf vs. Dumbledore
Jihana 4 months ago
Gandalf, without a doubt. Dumbledore is just a human whereas Gandalf is practically an angel, a superhuman, spiritual being.
Virgil Blue 4 months ago
Gabalf ended a Balrog, Dumbledore is a good head wizard. But beside that I don't see them being on a fight because they ate both on the side of good.
#12
Mr. Bean vs. Ace Ventura
Rick Murray 4 months ago
Bean wouldn't be trying to win either, he'd just bend over so the punch misses, fall at the right time, turn around unexpectedly, you know, typical Bean stuff. Ventura would run himself into the ground trying to keep up and get the fight finished.
#14
Dr. House vs. John Wick
Rick Murray 4 months ago
Seriously? Have you watched the Wick movies? Best thing House could do is immediately surrender.
#15
Chandler Bing vs. Jim Halpert
Eastendbird 4 months ago
They'd circle each other making sarcastic/funny comments, start chatting and laughing, forget the fight and end up hanging out together.
#17
Hannibal Lecter vs. Sherlock Holmes
#18
Dobby vs. Olaf
Sleepy children love Moon 4 months ago
but Olaf has the permafrost on him now, even in the first movie. he can't melt at all
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PeepPeep the duck 4 months ago
Years of oppression and pent up resentment VS sweet Olaf, poor snowman doesn’t stand chance 😭
Sue Mullen Andersen 4 months ago
We saw Dobby throw hands at Kreacher in the books. Definitely winning this one if Olaf says anything negative about Harry Potter!
#19
Kim Kardashian vs. Paris Hilton
Crystalwitch60 4 months ago
Paris all day !! the Kardashian’s,are a dam joke , Paris is a tough cookie
Lynchamigsakta 4 months ago
She's part of what started the culture responsible for kardashians and influencers. Also She's a moron that contributes nothing of value to the world
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Michael Largey 4 months ago (edited)
Paris has never been disadvantaged by a mere lack of oxygen flowing to her brain.
#20
Homer Simpson vs. Joey Tribbiani
#21
Katniss Everdeen vs. Lara Croft
Lotekguy 4 months ago
Not quite fair.There's only one Katniss, but there've been two Laras, and both have better weapons.
Rick Murray 4 months ago
Gotta go with Katniss as she's fighting for a reason. Lara is just fighting over an ancient relic to add to the pile. Plus, the other Lara was better in my opinion.
#22
Michael Scott vs. Alan
Rick Murray 4 months ago
No idea who these two are so I voted for Alan (I'm assuming the guy on the right) because it's a cool t-shirt.
#23
Jackie Chan vs. Walter White
Michael Melfa 4 months ago
Martial artist vs a guy who cooks m**h and has lung cancer. Real tough one.
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