In a sense, online dating is like gambling — only very few hit the jackpot. The chances of meeting someone kind, generous, gentle, and compassionate are, well, extremely low. Yet, thousands of lonely souls still spend hours looking at their screens, being lured into believing their one true love is just a swipe away.

But as so many of us have learned from personal experience, this whole dating game is not for the faint of heart. It’s full of uncomfortable situations, tasteless jokes, and pretentious people who believe they somehow have a right to treat others like pawns in their little games. And there are plenty of women who had the "pleasure" of encountering such guys and decided to call them out.

Enter Bye Felipe, an Instagram account that posts screenshots submitted by women who seem to be on a mission to expose the most vulgar and downright creepy online daters out there. We handpicked some of the most surprising posts we found on the account, so continue scrolling and be sure to tell us what you think about them in the comments!

#1

Who Did This? 👏👏👏
found Via @irlrosie

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DUN DUN (she/her)
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4 years ago

She ended him peacefully.

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    #2

    I Don’t Have A Problem With Shorter Men, But I Don’t Think I Can Date Anyone Smaller Than My Dog. 📏

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I CAN'T BREATHE ohhhh-reac...a977e8.gif ohhhh-reaction-6253d6da977e8.gif

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    #3

    "He Then Told Me That Nobody Wants To Rape Me And Unmatched Me" Haha So Funny! Lol 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a nice passive-agressive statement!

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    #4

    🌀it Is A Dimension As Vast As The Internet And As Timeless As Misogyny. It Is The Middle Ground Between Reality And Fantasy, Between Sex And Porn, And It Lies Between The Pit Of Man's Idiocy, And The Summit Of His Predictability. This Is The Dimension Of Complete And Utter Nonsense. It Is An Area Which We Call... The Online Dating Zone.🌀

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    if only

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    #5

    It’s A No From Me.

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    i'm gonna steal her reponse :D

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    #6

    Trolling Fuckboys. 🌼🌼🌼🌼 🙌 Genius. #byefelipe

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He probably thinks women are part unicorn, we fart rose petals and s**t glitter.

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    #7

    ☠⚰ #byefelipe

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    Nash Nopper
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    BOOM!

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    #8

    *does Not Compute* đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh dear. And there we have it, that very important word and he doesn't know what it means.

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    #9

    Bye. I'm Dead. ⚰😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ice him! *https://youtu.be/5j491fJURRo?t=170*

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    #10

    Normally I'd Delete This Kind Of Shit, But Nah. #byefelipe

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    Legen ( wait for it ) dary
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Are this kids not having a mother ? Sisters ? Nothing in their brain?

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    #11

    đŸ€·â€â™€ïž Should I Weigh Them? ⚖

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If he knew that he wouldn't be spewing s**t here

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    #12

    Why Are They So Boring? 😮

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a disgusting piece of cow dung

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    #13

    😬😬😬 He Said The Quiet Part Out Loud

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The dead silence makes this better.

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    #14

    I Posted This Four Years Ago, But It’s Still So Good.

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yeah, you see, that was the actual intention, Thank God

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    #15

    Blackmail Is So Boring 🙄 Thank You, Next.

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Leak all the data of this guy together with this screenshot.

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    #16

    Christian Is Trash. 🗑 #byefelipe

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    psycho is what he calls women who reject him

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    #17

    😂😂😂

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Bruh, he sounds like that weird dude from Silence Of The Lambs

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    #18

    The New Episode Of The Bye Felipe Podcast Is Live Featuring The Lovely And Hilarious @losannelise. Link In The Bio. ✹✹✹

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    Roxy Eastland
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That's what I'm talking about

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    #19

    🍕? 🍭? đŸ€·â€â™€ïž Thanks @emmajwylie

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I'd rather s**t in my hands and clap" I NEED THIS ON A BANNER

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    #20

    Lol @meredithactually

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Aloe in Special Clown Packaging!

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    #21

    💧💧💧💧💧🚿 Water For That Burn

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    Maria O'Keeffe
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    đŸŽ€ drop

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    #22

    @rosieeeeeyuh Took Me On Another Wild Ride With This Expert Level Trolling 😂

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    But.. but he said "please" *smh*

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    #23

    Way More Excited To See Your Duck. // If You're In Minnesota, I'll Be Speaking Tomorrow At St. Cloud State University On Fighting Back Against Sexist Harassment Online. Link To Event In The Bio. ✌

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Many women would enjoy seeing a duck.

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    #24

    đŸŒčđŸŒčđŸŒčromance

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I love tgis response

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    #25

    I Don’t Believe You.

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    plastic ones seem to take it well, not sure about real women

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    #26

    And They Wonder Why We’re Scared Of Them

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh...the fragile male ego

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    #27

    Lmao 😂 Wtf This Boy Has No Chill. Submit A Funny Conversation On The Convo App For A Chance To Get Your #byefelipe Conversation Featured Here! Download The @convo.lol App Link In Bio. #ad

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Probably went over his head

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    #28

    What Does It Mean???

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    you mean your tits dont have little arseholes where farts come out of?

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    #29

    Oh Really? đŸ€” Interesting. #slidingintoyourdmslike

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    Kimi Tomminello
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The incel is strong with this one

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    #30

    👋*mic Drop*
#byefelipeđŸŽ€

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    olx
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    woah opening with a slur hold on

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    #31

    Hope You All Played April Fools On Some Idiots Today. #byefelipe

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Horny, in a hotel, desperately looking for matches... You should reconsider your life, that's so low level.

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    #32

    Things We Deal With. 🙃🙄 #byefelipe

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That pig profile pic is appropriate

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    #33

    What A Charmer!

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why? Just why?

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    #34

    
what?! That’s Where You Go Next?

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What is it with these low effort guys?

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    #35

    Men Are Canceled. 😂 (Issa Joke.) Credit: @erinmcnaughton05

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    abby smink
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It's 2022 and the no one being into guys thing has only intensified.

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    #36

    *not Sponsored By Texas Roadhouse.
thanks @muh_ran_dizzle 💖

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    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    At least he gave up

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    #37

    🎯 Nailed It

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Best response.

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    #38

    When You're Completely Over Tinder... 😆

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Again, does this s**t EVER work? Why do guys keep trying it? It's so gross.

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    #39

    This 👏 Is How 👏 You Shut👏 It Down. 😂#byefelipe

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Repeated stab wounds, yet he comes back for more.

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    #40

    Hey Chin, There's A Tinder Dude Hollering At You. Want To Go To His Place? Chin: Nope. #byefelipe

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    mystique
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    bruh.why do you just automatically go into insult mode when you are rejected???

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    #41

    It’s Worth A Shot đŸ€·â€â™€ïž

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    😂😂😂

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    #42

    *~archaic Beliefs~* Lolololol 😂 #byefelipe

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I wish I had this confidance

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    #43

    I’m Going To Need All Of The Botox To Get My Face To Stop Cringing. đŸ˜–đŸ˜« It’s Like Looking At The Sun. Plz Help. 😭 #byefelipe #cringe

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Pa.......................thetic.

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    #44

    Useful Tactic For Trolling Fuckboys. 💡 #byefelipe

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    hahahah good one!

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    #45

    🚹incel Meltdown Level 10!! 🚹

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    Mayo
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    How's that silly? I dont want to give my address to a random stranger from the internet I don't know. They could be gangster, rapist, murderer. All of the above, could be an annoying begger...

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    #46

    Can We Fund An Anthropological Study To Find Out Why Men Are So Fucking Weird?!?!?!

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    Mayo
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "You're really not attractive enough to say no to me" Bruhz, that's what insurrectionists would've said, bro!

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    #47

    At Least He’s Aware?

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh, this fragile male ego... Mine must be incredibly strong, since I never called names when drunk.

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    #48

    He Subsequently Posted Her Number On Reddit. Unfortunately, I Can’t Identify Him Here Because It Goes Against Ig Policy And I’m Not Trying To Get Banned.
ty @toastytoots

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    Tigerpacingthecage
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Taking the high road. Good for her!

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    #49

    When The Guy You’ve Been Chatting With For One Day Shows His Ass But You Thought He Had Potential

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    definitly blame everyone but themselves "it's the audition" 😠

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    #50

    Merry Christmas 🎄🎁

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Amen.

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    #51

    Show Me Ur Bob

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    pollyeurethane
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ok I dead now

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    #52

    When You Look Up His Public Record Before You Meet 🙂 “Dude Had A Domestic On His Record And Two Orders Of Protection. I Got Deleted Once I Called Him Out đŸ€Ł #goodriddance” Thanks @saeraveikko!

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Great idea to check up on the person you’re talking to. Protect yourself ladies.

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    #53

    Thank You @darthlux 😂😂

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If it's your only asset

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    #54

    😂😂😂😂😂 This. Is Too Good. Lolololol

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    Francis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    send him moobs (manboobs)

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    #55

    This Felipe Brought To You By @tindernofilter #byefelipe

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ....and straight to the insults again when they perceive rejection

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    #56

    Really Proving Her Point Here. Do You Know What Misogyny Means? #smh 😆#byefelipe

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    Hex Gurls
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *gasp* me being sexist and a horrible person to women is 
 misogyny?? the horror!!

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    #57

    🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕 > Idiots. Always.

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    âœŒđŸ»

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    #58

    Who Says “Yes” To This As An Opener?!?!? Ty @shakthij

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Maybe dude should just skip to Christian Mingle.

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    #59

    Ewwwww. Everyone Tell This Dude From Newport Beach That His Opinions Are Neither Needed Nor Wanted. #byefelipe Ps. Not That It Makes A Difference, But Let Me Tell You, The Woman Who Got This Is Beautiful. Also She Sent Him A Pic Of Her Eating Chipotle. #badass Update: See Next Two Posts From Another Woman Featuring Bruno. This Is Not The Only Time He Gives Terrible Advice.

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What a prize this one is

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    #60

    “I Just Can’t Get With A White Girl Who’s Like... Way Against Air Pollution While Concurrently Breathing.”
thank You, @leftswingfling!

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No one likes rejection but she was very gentle, man up and move on

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    #61

    It's Just A Dick. #byefelipe

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    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    At least if she f*cked herself she'd come...

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    #62

    Reminder That This Shit Happens Even When You're Not Single Or On Dating Apps #byefelipe

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The nerve of some people.

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    #63

    #maleentitlement 👆 #byefelipe

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh.....no red flags there.....seems like he’s a great catch

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    #64

    Why Are Men??

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just ewwwwww

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    #65

    👌 Brian Seems Really Respectful!

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    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think that’s the first time in history the words “g******g” and “respectful” have been used in the same sentence.

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    #66

    We Owe You Nothing. #byefelipe

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Pretty sad when you can tell from their profile.

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    #67

    Merry Christmas! ‘Tis The Season For Tinder Creepers To Assault Your Instagram Dms! 😄🎄

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Always brave behind a computer screen....

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    #68

    What Friend Gives Your Number To A Strange Creeper??? 😖 #niceguysfinishlast

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    steaky
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Smooth. Who doesnt like to be insulted before going on a date.

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    #69

    Take A Hint, Bro #byefelipe

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    at least these people are fast to be recongnized as people to avoid

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    #70

    Hahaha, Also It’s “Could Have,” Mr. 4.0 Ducking Mba. Thanks @salsa_tits

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    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    4.0 and doesn't know your from you're? Surrrre.

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    #71

    Is It Just Me Or Is The Wave On Messenger Creepy Af?

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    do guys think this works? do guys think this does anything but get the woman to run away or here just not answer?

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    #72

    What (And I Can’t Stress This Enough) The Fuck. This Has Been Going Around On Facebook Since Dec 2018, But Thought I’d Share It Here Because This Dude Seems Dangerous. (I Reposted On The Bye Felipe Fb Page Too.) Commenters Have Already Dug Up A Lot On Him, Like That He’s Been Arrested For Hiding In Women’s Bathrooms. đŸ˜šđŸ˜± I Think All Of His Social Handles Have Been Taken Down By Now, But Yiiiikes.

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    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "I block women" - well, that's a weird flex...

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    #73

    Dying Over Here At This Fuckboy 😂😂😂 “Tinder Guy Who Started All Sweet Then Quickly Asked Me To Come Over To Do Him. At 8:30 Am This Morning. I Declined. The First Text In That First Pic Is After He Sent A Dick Pic. Am I Supposed To Feel Jealous At That Last Part?? Lolllll #icanteven #bulletdodged” #byefelipe

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    The truth......refreshing.

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    #74

    Who Else Identifies As A Total Fucking Liberal Cunt? đŸ™‹â€â™€ïž Plz Send Me Your Quarantine-Dating-Related Meltdowns: Byefelipesubmissions@gmail.com

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    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Make America great again.

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    #75

    Bobs And Vagene
ty @mollysharms

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    THESE PEOPLE ARE SCARY! I mean it ! how do they switch in an instant from I'm interested to I never was interested to b***h c**t to we can be friends????????????? I DO find this scary

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    #76

    Thank You To All The Soldiers Who Campaigned To Get Out The Vote On Tuesday. At Least He Was Honest?

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Guess he isn't old enough to vote. At least not mentally

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    #77

    Worst Game Ever.🙅 #byefelipe

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So when a guy doesn't like fat girls, she's good enough to smash but nit good enough for a relationship? You would think they think the other way around, but understanding misogynists is like solving why humans exist

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    #78

    Plz Explain

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Explain? What does that word mean?"

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    #79

    Can U Not. 😠 #byefelipe

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    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I think I've gasped all the air out of my room..

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    #80

    "I'm Not A Fuckboy, Just Out Of Your League." 😂😂😂😂 #byefelipe

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Promkse? Not nice to meet you

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    #81

    At Least He Got It Out Of The Way? 😂 #byefelipe

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    Lady Goldberry
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So he is looking for a woman who doesn't want equal rights, and will be happy to play second fiddle in their relationship?

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    #82

    Ok, Dudes. Please Listen. 👂 We Don't Care About Your Dicks. We Just Want You To Not Be One. #byefelipe

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    It looks like a microwaved shrimp, that's what

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    #83

    Let's Be Serious, The Chances Of You Finding A Girl With That Line Are None. 👋 #byefelipe

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    XSpooky_Mint
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If you refer to yourself as an "Alpha male", you ain't

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    #84

    đŸ€ź

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    Lunar Rat
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    đŸ€ź

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    #85

    I ❀ 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀 Via @angcast

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Why do men think we are impressed by the size of their manhood?

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    #86

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He even looks like an a*****e in his picture.

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    #87

    We Can See Right Through Your "Cuddles," Dude. 🙅 #byefelipe

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    *crickets*

    #88

    #sorrynotsorry #byefelipe

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Friend*

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    #89

    The 3 Stages Of Online Dating. 😂 #byefelipe #tinderfail

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "As I am a hairy man, I thought you might be interested"... what the hell?

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    #90

    What Happens When We're Polite. 😊 #byefelipe

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    ?

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    #91

    Fetlife #byefelipe

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    Yumiko
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    is everyone finding this normal? I find these guys "you don't f**k with me then die" very dangerous sounding (not just wating people to exist to have sex or him or not exist but isn't that a threat? after 1 rejection? how tdo these guys deal/react to real problems!?)

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    #92

    💁 Ok Bye!!!!! #byefelipe

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    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Or just another woman who has dignity and self respect and who owes you nothing?

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    #93

    Read Til The End 🙄🙄🙄

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    Allison B
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They both just said nope. Compared to others on this list this isn't bad.

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    #94

    No Take Backs đŸ”ȘđŸ€— Thanks @raye_kynna

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Brutal stuff.

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    #95

    Nice Try With The Fat Shaming. 👋#byefelipe

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    Trixypix
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hahahahaha, BURN!

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    #96

    We Still Doing This Shit?

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No, you're just an inappropriate asshat.

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    #97

    Hostile Because She Didn't Use The Heart Eyes Emoji. A New Low. #byefelipe

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Oh, now I know how to answer my wife when she doesn't insert heart eyes in her messages. Thank you for this life lesson, random guy!

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    #98

    But You Just Wanted The Baggage?

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    Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm sure he/she will.

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    #99

    Charming. ✹ Just Another Day In The Life Of Being A Woman Online. #byefelipe

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Just who thinks this works

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    #100

    Stop Being So Selfish, Ladies. The World Deserves The Right To See Your Tits. Share Them With Everyone! 😑 #byefelipe

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    Claire
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tough talk from a man who probably couldn't find it

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    #101

    I Have Been Getting Submissions Of Terrible Dating Messages For Over 7 Years At This Point, And I Feel Bad That I Oftentimes Don’t Get Through All Of My Dms, But Today I Came Across This One From 2016 And It’s A Doozy! This Man’s Complete Lack Of Understanding Of Humor Is
 Something!

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow I'm surprised he's not calling the Guinness book of world records.

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    #102

    When They Slide Into Your Dms Demanding Attention 🙄🙄🙄

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    Tracy Aubrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is just being rude, if you don't like the guy just tell him so that he can move on.

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    #103

    Ngl, I Had To Look Up “Adversatively.” You Learn Something New Every Day!

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    Kristy Nelson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    What is actually seriously wrong with some people?!

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    #104

    What A Creative Insult. 😂😂😂

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    CLG
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Tinder in Silent Hill?

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    #105

    More Depth!

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    #106

    Ummmmmm... What?

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    Ember
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    That escalated quickly.....

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    #107

    “Whoa Whoa Whoa. I Just Called At 4 Am To Get To Know You!” 😂

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    Friedlander Rosenzweig
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dodged a bullet.

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    #108

    Psa: đŸ’« Feel Free To Use This Account To Reject Unwanted Dudes. ✹🌈 (Still Waiting For A Message From Nick Btw) Posted With Permission From @tmsimmz

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    R Carson
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I used to give guys the number to crisis line.

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    #109

    Lmao 😆 It Happened Again. Random-Ass Men Showing Up In My Filtered Fb Inbox And Getting Upset About It. We Have 0 Friends In Common. There Is No Reason He’d Be In My “People You May Know.” I’m Just Astonished Dudes Still Be Pulling This. I’m Also Clearly Open About The Fact That I Created This Account And Wrote A Book About Online Harassment. 😂😂😂

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    Bron
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    God these blokes are truly pathetic

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    #110

    An Apology. Finally. 🙄😑

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Some girls? Those made of data?

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    #111

    Insecurity Is A Hell Of A Drug. 😬
this Was On Plenty Of Fish

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    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dude, if it takes an hour, you REALLY don't know what you're doing!

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    #112

    Tale As Old As Time. #byefelipe

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    #113

    Here’s A Gem 💎

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Second amendment girlfriend? Does that mean she gets to shoot you and walk away with no consequences? Bargain.

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    #114

    Dear Men, The World Is Not Your Dating App. This Is From Words With Friends, Submitted By An Out Lesbian. đŸ€Šâ€â™€ïžđŸ€Šâ€â™€ïžđŸ€Šâ€â™€ïžđŸ€Šâ€â™€ïžđŸ€Šâ€â™€ïž Also, This Stuff Doesn’t Just Happen On Dating Apps, It’s Fucking Everywhere 🌀🌀🌀 #byefelipe

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    (bad mandem impression again) Dis not good, blud. Man won't stop!

    #115

    "Got Mad Because I Wouldn't Show Him My Tits." #byefelipe

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    Me Oh My
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No, a*****e.

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    #116

    I Know You’re Horny But That’s Not How This Works, Dude.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Yay! Colonial time! *grabs new world dutch house and sleeps on it*

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    #117

    Nice Save, Guy 👌👍

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    Jerry The Joker
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    "Sorry I insinuated you're a prostitute "

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    #118

    Oh In That Case, Get In My Pants Right Now! 😍

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    Droopsnoot
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I said hi, what's going on.

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    #119

    đŸŽ„đŸŽđŸ€¶đŸœđŸŽ…đŸŸđŸŠ¶#byefelipe

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    no the f*ck it isn't

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    #120

    😑 Yeah, Right. #byefelipe

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    Allison B
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    If only he stopped after his second text. Should have just left it at the no problem text man

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    #121

    No One Wants To Have A Conversation With A Logo. #byefelipe

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    Paul Ellis
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I've read all 121 of these screenshots. This is, without doubt, the most depressing Bored Panda ever. I'm mortally embarrassed by the entirety of my gender. We don't deserve the love and attention that women give us. Some of the blame can be laid at the door of these infantile kook-up sites, but the stand-out culprit is male insecurity coupled with toxic male aggression. How I would loathe to be a woman in the age of the internet.

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