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If there's an Instagram account the legendary Dude With Sign is following, it's this one.

Fueled by pretty much the same vibes and a self-explanatory name, Absurd Signs shares pictures of people trying to send everyone the funniest and most ridiculous messages.

There's a bar owner who likes to think of whiskey as soup. A guy at a basketball game trying to distract his team's opponents from the game. It's a pretty colorful gang! I guess they're the real-life chaotic neutral fraction.

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#1

@officialmauryshow Can U Plz Confirm This Is Doable?

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Daria B
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4 years ago

2 dads and 1 mom, to be precise. Let's not discredit women's work, ahemmm....

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    #2

    College Bball Is Back In Full Force This Weekend 😠

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    Munchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    he looks like a mr.bean 2.0

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    #3

    Who Do You Hate More? Comment For Pic 1, Like For Pic 2.

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    uh oh...

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    #4

    @peta Can U Plz Investigate?

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    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    So Jeremy tried to wear them and they didn't fit 🤔

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    #5

    Well, I’ll Be Fooked Lad
tag Someone Who’s Slurpin’ On Irish Soup Today 🇨🇮🇨🇮

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ah yes, the favorite food group :D

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    #6

    @espn Which Episode Is This?

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    - You'd right be.

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    #7

    Oh Taco Shells? Yea They’re Halfway Down Aisle Juan On The Right

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    Munchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Juan Juan... WE NEED TACOS

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    #8

    There’s An 11/10 Chance This Guy Has A “Hillary For Prison” Sticker On His 1993 Camaro

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Stupid morans.

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    #9

    Catching Up With Fam At Easter Like...

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Ssdd but politer

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    #10

    Weed Gummies Are Definitely Fine Tho

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Dammit... The fact that they had to put up this sign is just sad

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    #11

    There’s Zero Shot @boilerball Loses Tonight With This Guy In The Stands #sportsignsaturday

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Awh, thats just mean :(

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    #12

    There’s Zero Fucking Chance I Watch This Movie Without Tortillas

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They don't want to taco 'bout it

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    #13

    @drphil Can You Help Locate One Of These Species?

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Finally, a place where I belong

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    #14

    #leavingneverland Vibes

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    KitFrey
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    WHY DID THEY HAVE TO PUT THAT UP

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    #15

    Can I Please Speak To A Translator?

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm fine officer, I've been doing vodka shots.

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    #16

    Fuck Me Up With Some @levis

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Mackelmore bought mine

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    #17

    This Is Not Funny

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Put a comma after the word door and even that makes more sense :D

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    #18

    #marchmadness Vibezzzz

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    Munchkin
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    this is probably the one that people will notice though

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    #19

    Looks Fine To Me

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    Pearlkp
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    But....what about that wheelchair going down the stairs??!!

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    #20

    Serious Question: How Many Heater Dumps Have Been Dropped In This Display Toilet? I Am In Contact With IKEA And The Closest One Will Receive A Life’s Supply Of Hershey’s Kisses #charlieandthechocolatefactory

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    I was at the store ordering a new bathroom and kitchen for my mum. The salesrep told me that it happens a lot, kids calling "mummy, I'm done". HAHAHA

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    #21

    Quan Doesn’t Fuck Around

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No fartin' car..

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    #22

    Alright Thom...

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Starbucks vs Plastic straws

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    #23

    Absurdsigns

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    Eva the Egg
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Be careful of pissing planes

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    #24

    Say No More Fam

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    Shuntekia Byrd-Haynes
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Is this a one time deal or for life......lol

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    #25

    Sign Me Up For A Big Mac Trish

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Wow, that ass opens early!

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    #26

    Bye Bye Social Life

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    GOALS!

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    #27

    It’s Not Wrong

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    Roborowski
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    In Germany, "Hut" means hat, so it's an important information there.

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    #28

    Whether He Is Or Not Will Remain One Of The Great Mysteries Of Our Time

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Hi Naked, I'm Johnny..

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    #29

    T-7 Months Until Basic Bitches Be Climbing All Over These Things In Their Ll Bean Boots And Flannels #fortheinsta

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Go home Cinderella

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    #30

    The #nbaplayoffs Are In Full Swing And Boy The Signage Is En Fuego 🔥🔥

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited)

    Two brothers from different mothers

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    #31

    Do You Have Any Cheese Sauce For My Cheese Meat Good Sir?

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Me too.

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    #32

    Lorraine Knows What’s Up

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    DUN DUN (she/her)
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Keeping in mind that it was Sunday yesterday, yes, yes I am

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    #33

    @amazon Can You Prime Me A Restroom?

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Use a bottle..

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    #34

    Did @lehighu Just Win @marchmadness Without Even Being In The Tournament? Debate

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    Johnny Rodriguez
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Le tits now..

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    #35

    Tag A Friend Who Could Be The Mayor Of This Town

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    Nathaniel
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    No one has yet entered Virginville.

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    #36

    Smells Like Sexual Misconduct Up In Here

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    Devil's Advocate
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This is what happens when people say things like "dad bods are sexy", people run with it...

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    #37

    Not Sleeping Tonight

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    Buren
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Darkness: I already have friends.

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    #38

    Is It Time For @themasters Yet?

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    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    Presumably flown over a golf tournament

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    #39

    Are Those Cheken Moms #keto?

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    eeeeeeeee
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    He doesn't know why you are taking the photo, but he knows you are taking the piss.

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    #40

    Oh

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    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    They didnt even have microchips back then, or metal! Our cars were all wood and stone

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    #41

    “I’m Saving For A House But Fuck It Yea I’ll Have Another”
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tag A Friend Who Saves $0.01 A Year

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    Lovin' Life
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    I'm confused!

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