And don't be embarrassed, dad jokes are great! Especially if it's a play on words, those are especially punny!

 

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Once I caught my friend eating a lightbulb. I asked him why he was eating that, to which he replied: "Just a light snack."

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    A bit ago when doing an introduction circle icebreaker thing, the prompt was 'what disease would you be if you were a disease' so obviously I said 'I'd be cancer because I grow on you' and at least half of the people in the circle looked really disappointed in me

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    i would tell one but i dont have kids

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