Stepping up gives you one sense of accomplishment, but one-upping someone who’s clearly wrong is a whole other achievement. So this post is dedicated to those who didn’t stay silent when hearing false statements, fake news, or faulty arguments, but decided to cut the BS and do everyone a public service.
Thanks to the r/CleverComebacks subreddit, a community with 830k members that’s constantly growing, we have laid out some of the most razor-sharp comebacks. Scroll down, upvote the sharpest comebacks and be sure to check out our previous post on witty comebacks.
We also spoke to Abigail Paul, an actress, standup comedian and improviser who has given seminars on incorporating theatre techniques for purposes beyond the stage to schools, businesses and organizations all over Germany since 2001. Abigail told us how to improve our comeback skills, starting from learning to be better listeners. Tune in for the interview below!
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If You Don't Want To Get Tested, Don't Apply
Morning Coffee vs. Morning People
"Markets Unable To Adapt To New Generation Of Consumers"
Kid Has A Bright And Shocking Future In Front Of Him
Meirl
Bill Bur Is A Legend
Some Good Luck!
Who Orders Small Coffee Anyway?
Yeah-sock-it-to-em beautiful. Excellent without using any swear words!
Cry Me A River That Flows 5 M/S²
Stealing The Rainbow
I Choose You, Bunny!!!!
Education Is Vitally Important, After All
Other People’s Kids Is A Surprisingly Great Form Of Birth Control
So Easy To Say
My brother said he'd never put his kids on a leash-backpack before he had kids. Well after my 2-year-old niece booked it through the Tulsa zoo and wanted to pet the animals she was on a leash before noon.
They're With Him, Alright...
Climate Change Is Not Real Guys!!!
That Makes Sense
Careful What You Say
Better Hope His House Doesn't Catch On Fire!
He Makes A Good Point
In a pandemic, churches are NOT essential. Isn't God supposed to be everywhere? You don't need to go to a certain place or building to worship him or pray. You can do this from the safety of your own home. God gave you a brain, use it!
She Got Played By Her Own Words
Can men haters just not exist, that's all I ask at this point. Men are being demonized just as much as straights and whites these days. It's unreal.
Unlimited Power
What is it with this Ben Shapiro dude, like every time I see his name come up on BP thread, I know he's gonna say something ridiculously stupid or offensive.
This Is Genius
If You’ve Read The Bible? Name 10 Plagues
Fishing For A Burn
A Newer, Healthier Brain
Repeat After Me...
They Don't Even Bother Hiding The Fact That The Gop Is Bought And Paid For Anymore
He Got Cremated By A Fish
Time Is Relative... And Mine Ain't Rich
On Insta From An Lgbtq Post From Reddit
I love how people think their boycotting something will single-handedly bring everything crashing down, when in reality they won't even show up as a statistic.
Imagine Losing At Your Own Game
Liking-Old-Pic-Shaming Back Fired...
It's amazing that people will choose to get offended because someone liked something of theirs. How low is humanity sinking this century?
A Lot To Unpack Here
No Lies Were Told
Great Observation, People Who Make A Lot Of Money Don't See The Problem
Funny how some working class fool got into the business of defending billionaires.
