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What’s The Most Funniest/ Weird Quote You’ve Ever Heard?
I've heard a bunch from the office to no surprise lol and read the submissions to brighten your day!( if i get any submissions )
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#1
It's not a funny quote but It really inspires me. "I know my rights and you should to." - me "Why are you telling me what my sexuality is when you're a straight dude." -me " I don't care it's my body and my gender, and I'll say what it is. "- me " Do I care if you're straight no" -me last but not least "How many times do I have to tell u I'm a non-binary lesbian I don't like boys and I'm not a girl"-me
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#2
"That's What " -She
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#3
i have ten! ( All from the office U.S. ) 1. " Nooooo! No god please no... Nooo! Nooo! Nooo! ( Cue theme music )- Micheal Scott 2. " You know a human can go on living for several hours after being decapitated.” - Creed Bratton 3. “Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed’s brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I’ve read some of it. Even for the Internet, it’s… pretty shocking.” - Ryan Howard 4. “Tell him to call me ASAP as possible.” _ Micheal Scott 5. "I’ve been involved in a number of cults, both a leader and a follower. You have more fun as a follower, but you make more money as a leader.” - Creed Bratton 6. "Today, smoking is going to save lives.”- Dwight Shrute 7. "Fool me once, strike one. Fool me twice, strike three.” - Micheal Scott 8. " Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.” - Dwight Shrute 9. “Oh I don’t think it’s blackmail. Angela just does what I ask her to do so I won’t tell everyone that she’s cheating on Andy with Dwight. I think for it to be blackmail, it would have to be a formal letter.” Phyllis Lapin-Vance 10. “If I don’t have some cake soon, I might die.” - Stanley Hudson I love The office with all my heart and would die without it! Long live office!
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