People Are Sharing What Everyone Should Accomplish By Age 35, And It’s Too Funny To Read

If I could vote this one a hundred times......

They were only ten years ago. Um, wait...

I have already acheived this since I was 10

I can vouch for this at least for IT industry.

I realized it one day replying to one of comments on Bored Panda articles - I Started writing - Do you know in our days, we were used to be so different. And there is struck me like a truck, that I am old.

Just few weeks back I discarded a huge box will of cables, now since last 2 days I am searching a cable to extend by vacuum. Life Choices eh?

In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...

This is SO true! You will scream it at people you hated when you were growing up!

Oh this is golden lol!

Yesterday, I Slept till 1 PM, had breakfast, felt tired, went to bed again at 2pm and slept till 5.30 PM, took a 5 min walk, had a piizza, felt tired again went to bed at 7 PM and slept till 6 AM today. I am still feeling tired.

Oh this is the funniest!

Oh, that happens in your 20s as well. When you're a teenage → "How old are you?", "15 and a half"; when in your mid to late 20s → "How old are you?" *doing maths*

I have backups of things which I don't know. And I don't have backups of things which I really should have.

Yeah, I moved 1000 km at 36. The Great Friend Purging. But online introverts get me. ;-)

Sometimes without the poker face too :(

A glimpse of hope....

I'm no where near 30, but I am the MASTER of excuses.

OK, I reached this particular target in half the time!

I presume they mean double your daily component of your salary?

Hahhahaha! I call it "the resurgence".

I'm a multimillionaire... In KRW! ♥

Also,The white part of the cat's face is killing me

Two pairs, seven shirts...

Sigh. I think that I might have to face the truth...

This is the corollary to the 'back-ups of previous hard drives' item...

yeah..! she should have a uge pair of boobs or whatever

Over a thousand... Firefox doesn't really cope, either.

Wich is why I offer no opinion about comic book movies...

Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Is that uncommon...?

This would make a good song lyric.

Or you can wait until you're old. It automatically comes with the territory.

Ouch, THAT existential crisis...

And you should know the difference between Vagina and Vulva.

Got that! But they're all stacked on a wall in a room, we call it the den, but really it's the library of unread books that we plan to read one day... so we just go in there and admire them all up on their shelves calling to us, but not loud enough that we can actually hear them. And that's why they stay up there on the shelf.

I would also like to heartily agree with this one

It's the same with the la ola wave - the the wave wave (if there's this description in englisch, in German Die La Ola Welle - die die Welle Welle)

35 was actually the moment I started to have no f*ck to give anymore... So I guess it's a key moment indeed !

Yeah, tick. Same thing applies to all those bookmarks I will need some day...

I don't have even one. I am too old fashioned I guess to be surrounded by books(hard covers)(not e-book).

or at 2 am to the gynecologist emergency by ambulance car with period cramps...

Three children that didn't grow up for more than 20 years !

In this economy?! I'm renting a horcrux with two other people.

It was a boring conversation anyway...

Done :)

Who doesn't read their books?!

Are you serious?! ;-)

And emotional age should be at least 17.5...

Now I want to watch "Dorian Gray" again... :)

Star Wars! :)

Except it took Alexander the Great only 32 years to do that, haha.

I never understood the Pokemon phenomenon...

I don't remember being 25. Only tired. So very tired.

I have 8 Glad food storage containers and 52 lids and I don't know how that happened.

Amen.

I will never accept that. Why should we? "Acknowledging" is more accurate than "accepting".

And that's why I still use win-dos, or windows.

Don't do it. It ends badly.

What?!! Don't want to find a hole until I'm way older than that.

Nom nom nom wait.. what am I supposed to do? o_0

DONE... I've achieved one thing, wouhouu :)