Henry Heimlich presented his famous maneuver when he was 54. Sir Francis Chichester was 65 when he sailed solo around the world. You're never too old to achieve greatness but there are some things you just have to complete in time. Twitter users are posting what they think everyone should accomplish before turning 35, and it hilariously describes what today's average adult is like.

It all started when MarketWatch published an article, saying by that age you should already have saved two times your salary. People instantly called it a stupid milestone and started providing their own alternatives. From properly setting up your kitchen to the contents of your hard drive, want to know how close you are to a proper grown-up? Scroll down and these tweets will help you get there. Oh, and vote for your favorites! (Cover Image: tiffany terry)

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FoodosaurusRex Report

criminalgirl
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2 years ago

If I could vote this one a hundred times......

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Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

They were only ten years ago. Um, wait...

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Uh oh... Can I pretend that I'm airing them until I need them, sometime really soon?

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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2 years ago

I can vouch for this at least for IT industry.

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Amadeaux Report

Dian Ella Lillie
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2 years ago

No! Say it isn't true!

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ADHORTATOR
Community Member
2 years ago

true....

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peakysblinder Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

In my state disposable plastic bags have been banned, so everyone has reusable canvas ones. Naturally our canvas bags contain other canvas bags...

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Saffron Jazz
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2 years ago

Oh, is this my future?!?!??!?!?!?!

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, don't ya hate that...?

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WhiteFox
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2 years ago

but don't we all though

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Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh this is the funniest!

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Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh, that happens in your 20s as well. When you're a teenage → "How old are you?", "15 and a half"; when in your mid to late 20s → "How old are you?" *doing maths*

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akerfoot Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Ugh, I think I can tick off this item. And I have dozens of USB back-ups as well, and of course the one that has the file I need is never in the box...

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nimmypal Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, I moved 1000 km at 36. The Great Friend Purging. But online introverts get me. ;-)

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Ranger_Up Report

Andrea Jones
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2 years ago

Sometimes without the poker face too :(

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Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

Yes!

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AndrewNadeau0 Report

Alia G.
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm no where near 30, but I am the MASTER of excuses.

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

OK, I reached this particular target in half the time!

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aaronLebeahm Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

I presume they mean double your daily component of your salary?

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kerrence Report

Mallory Krieger
Community Member
2 years ago

Hahhahaha! I call it "the resurgence".

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robininthegreen Report

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm a multimillionaire... In KRW! ♥

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Vesa peka
Community Member
2 years ago

First!

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#23

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Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Two pairs, seven shirts...

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jonty Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Sigh. I think that I might have to face the truth...

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aloria Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the corollary to the 'back-ups of previous hard drives' item...

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Ben Smith
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2 years ago

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If you have a huge library of video games by age 35 then you seriously fucked your life up somewhere along the way

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quantian1 Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Over a thousand... Firefox doesn't really cope, either.

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Bahbuto Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Wich is why I offer no opinion about comic book movies...

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BeatriceFedor Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Iocane powder stinks, and tastes like rancid socks.

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EmmaIllustrate Report

Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

Is that uncommon...?

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laurenshippen Report

Magpie
Community Member
2 years ago

Yup If you do not have any enemies you are agreeing with far too many people.

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MysticalMan
Community Member
2 years ago

Or you can wait until you're old. It automatically comes with the territory.

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FaithTheology Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Ouch, THAT existential crisis...

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vagina_museum Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Really? I thought anyone over 18 would be able to do that... The word clitoris seems to catch a lot of people though...

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ChuckWendig Report

JillVille
Community Member
2 years ago

Got that! But they're all stacked on a wall in a room, we call it the den, but really it's the library of unread books that we plan to read one day... so we just go in there and admire them all up on their shelves calling to us, but not loud enough that we can actually hear them. And that's why they stay up there on the shelf.

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EmilyGould Report

Kriss Trent
Community Member
2 years ago

I would also like to heartily agree with this one

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NipunChopra7 Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

And when you hear other people say it you stand there quietly grinding your teeth and wishing that you weren't an introvert and could politely corect them in a socially-acceptable way...

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grantthethief Report

frederic eeckman
Community Member
2 years ago

35 was actually the moment I started to have no f*ck to give anymore... So I guess it's a key moment indeed !

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mbeisen Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, tick. Same thing applies to all those bookmarks I will need some day...

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ericallenhatch Report

Sasy
Community Member
2 years ago

Prime, Stan, Netflix :D \o/

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drphiliplee1 Report

Fruzsina Dávida
Community Member
2 years ago

or at 2 am to the gynecologist emergency by ambulance car with period cramps...

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mhingston Report

Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

i'm so glad I don't :D

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#43

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alplicable Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Yeah, you nearly caught me - I'm not going to admit to this!

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TomTaylorMade Report

Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

100% my life right now. This deserves more upvotes.

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bkbronach Report

Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

...That's awfully specific

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jackerhack Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Who doesn't read their books?!

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MarkSkywalker42 Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Are you serious?! ;-)

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alexlumaga Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

And emotional age should be at least 17.5...

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sannewman Report

Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

Now I want to watch "Dorian Gray" again... :)

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tommcfarlin Report

Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

Yea, but then it's all down hill when you ruin everything and run away to an island

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underthenettle Report

Martha Meyer
Community Member
2 years ago

Except it took Alexander the Great only 32 years to do that, haha.

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Hectorisfunny Report

Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

I never understood the Pokemon phenomenon...

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Fobwashed Report

My O My
Community Member
2 years ago

Depends on the definition of better

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Bacon_Gawd Report

Cassie
Community Member
2 years ago

I have 8 Glad food storage containers and 52 lids and I don't know how that happened.

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JeremyMcLellan Report

Diana Tulip
Community Member
2 years ago

I was wondering where this one was :D

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existentialcoms Report

Asia
Community Member
2 years ago

I will never accept that. Why should we? "Acknowledging" is more accurate than "accepting".

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cnoanalysis Report

Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

And that's why I still use win-dos, or windows.

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MeredithIreland Report

Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't do it. It ends badly.

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MontereyAq Report

The Laugh Fan
Community Member
2 years ago

What?!! Don't want to find a hole until I'm way older than that.

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poniesandsodies Report

Anne
Community Member
2 years ago

Nom nom nom wait.. what am I supposed to do? o_0

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ch000ch Report

LOttawa
Community Member
2 years ago

DONE... I've achieved one thing, wouhouu :)

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#62

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EmilyGorcenski Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

Working really hard on this one!

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#63

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schrenk Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

That sounds like something that I'd actually like to do...

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#64

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Chemjobber Report

Dian Ella Lillie
Community Member
2 years ago

More than twice as many, but that is because it's my job...

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#65

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legogradstudent Report

Stille20
Community Member
2 years ago

...but what kind of pizza is it?

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confesslesmis Report

Destiny Rose
Community Member
2 years ago

Les Miserables.

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Mooseplainer Report

Poison Alchemist of Life
Community Member
2 years ago

If you give a moose a muffin

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paulisci Report

Fuzzy Duckling
Community Member
2 years ago

By age 35 you should be to old to bet your well being on something like a bit coin.

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MinaMarkham Report

raptor XIII
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