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90 Times People Shopped Online While Drunk And Regretted It Deeply
Shopping online, though a quite ordinary thing nowadays, can still be tricky for some. Even if done completely sober, you might still end up with a totally different item that you envisioned before clicking 'Buy.' Inebriated online shopping is even trickier - you can truly outdo yourself with a surprising choice of goods in a bout of a drunk spontaneity.
So, just as you should never put car keys in the hands of someone who's had one too many, you should also keep them as far away from the computer as possible. Drunk shopping is a dangerous activity, and we've got a whole list of funny photos of people who ended up with strange purchases that they barely may or may not remember making.
Think about your future drunk fails. Don't drink and buy. Unless, of course, you're in the market for a plastic bag full of tiny handcuffs. If so, then this compilation of online shopping fails done while buzzed is excellent fodder for upcoming spendings.
See the funny fails depicting drunk online buys compiled by Bored Panda below!
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#1
Let's All Take A Minute To Appreciate This Drunk Amazon Purchase
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#2
Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me Mcdonalds In The Special Instructions Section
#3
We Also Made A Recent Drunken Amazon Purchase For Our Cat That Worked Out Well
#4
My Friend's Latest Drunken Ebay Purchase
#5
My Mom Got Drunk Last Night And Bought My Family A Third Dog. Everybody Meet Hudson
#6
Accidentally Bought My Toad 100 Top Hats Instead Of One While I Was Drunk Online Shopping
#7
Sometimes Late Night Drunken Amazon Purchases Are A Good Idea
#8
When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dog Socks Off Ebay
#9
Giant Googley Eyes. The Best Drunk Online Purchase I Have Made Yet
Nicola Morley 9 years ago
Needs eyelashes to complete the look. Maybe some lipstick and eye shadow too?
#10
My Wife's Very Proud Of Her Drunken Purchase
#11
Got Drunk On Amazon And Bought The Cat A House
#12
Went Online-Shopping While Drunk... Now I Own A Jurassic-Pug
#13
Sober Me Got A Present From Drunk Me
#14
So I Was Drunk One Night And Added This To My Amazon Wish List, My Mom Blindly Ordered Stuff For Christmas
#15
While Drunk, I Somehow Found And Bought 8lbs Of Cereal Marshmallows
#16
Drunk Me Apparently Decided To Go Online Shopping Again
#17
"Hey Bud, I Got Really Drunk And Bought A Pig Last Night. Her Name Is Carol. Come Over And Meet Her."
#18
Ordered An Eggplant Vibrator. I'm A Straight Male...
#19
My Buddy Got Drunk And Ordered Some Shirts With His Face On It. He Gave Them Out To 15 Friends And The Dave Face Shirt Movement Started
#20
Best. Drunk. Purchase. Ever. Dadbod Beach Towel
#21
Apparently I Drunk Ordered 11.5lbs Of Cheese On Sunday
#22
So, I Got Blackout Drunk At A Friend's 21st Last Week And Bought Something At 5:30am That I Didn't Know About Until It Arrived Today. Sober Me Is Very Very Proud Of Drunk Me
#23
Well All That Dumb Shit I Ordered On Amazon When I Was Zooted Came In The Mail Today. So This Is My New Look
#24
I Have A Tendency To Get Drunk And Shop On Amazon And Ebay For Weird Stuff. Picked This Guy Up The Other Day
#25
Drunk Ebay Purchase...Welcome To My House
#26
Thank You, Past Tipsy Sharon
#27
Friend Got Drunk Last Night And Bought A Scorpion. Woke Up To This Snapchat
criminalgirl 9 years ago
Yes, yes you did. Should take this to an expert on how to care for them, or just give it to your local zoo.
#28
Best Drunk Purchase Of My Life
#29
Best Drunken Impulse Purchase
#30
I Got Drunk And Ordered A Single Bag Of Tea From Japan Off Ebay. I Wrote A Review, It Was Actually Pretty Nice
#31
I Bought This When I Was Drunk A Week Ago Apparently, Arrived This Morning
#32
Bought This While Drunk. No Regrets
#33
So, One Night A Couple Weekends Ago, My Drunk Friend Made An Online Purchase Apparently. Yesterday, That Purchase Arrived
#34
No More Ordering Pizza Drunk
#35
Guys! My Drunk Purchase Came. It's Ocarina ( An Ancient Wind Musical Instrument)
Carla Martin 9 years ago
And it is a legend of zelda one too. Time to learn all the songs from Ocarina of Time
#36
I Present To You My Proudest Drunken Ebay Purchase
#37
This Was My Best Drunk Ebay Purchase
#38
Drunk Me Buys Myself Awesome Presents
#39
I Drunk Purchased A Danny Devito Life-Size Cutout
#40
Drunk Me Bought Sober Me This
#41
Best Drunk Purchase In A While
#42
This Is What Happens When You Amazon Drunk
#43
I Bought Entrance Into A Marathon. Better Start Training, I Guess
#44
First Night Of Drunk Ebay... More To Come
#45
So A Drunken Conversation About Batman Stuff Lead To This Showing Up At My Door A Few Days Later...
#46
DAE Shop While Drunk On eBay? Just Got This In The Mail
#47
The Purchase I Made From Ebay Whilst Very Drunk Has Arrived
#48
One Drunk Amazon Purchase Later
#49
So I Drunk-Bought That Nic Cage Shirt. Best Purchase I've Ever Made
#50
More Having One Of Those, "Why Did I Order 100 Tiny Handcuffs?" Moments
#51
Got Drunk In Mexico. Bought A Statue Of Predator Flexing Made Of Bone. No Regrets
#52
So This Is Quite Possibly The Greatest Drunk Amazon Purchase Ever
#53
I Have Six Novelty Phones. If That Didn't Spur From Alcohol I Don't Know What Would. Phones Include, Krusty The Clown, Coca Cola Polar Bear, Garfield, French Fry, Swatch Style (Clear And You Can See All The Wires, And Bart Simpson
Jasmin Hürlimann 9 years ago
Omg, i got the same garfield phone (but i got it since 1991, as a kid, no alcohol)
#54
I Got Drunk One Night And Ordered A $20 Laminated Poster. I Have No Regrets
#55
What To Do If You're Drunk And Accidentally Order Communion Bread Off Ebay
Maureen Zappellini 9 years ago
Hmmm.wonder if you can get gluten free communion wafers? After all, Jesus did look like he shopped at the coop...
#56
Latest Drunk Amazon Purchase. I Have No Words
#57
When This Drunk Purchase Arrives In The Mail
#58
I Have Zero Regrets
#59
Drunk Bought Caterpillars Off Amazon A Couple Of Weeks Ago. Here Are All 5 Little Guys Dreaming Of Being A Butterfly
#60
When I Was Drunk I Bought My Dad Toilet Paper For His Birthday With A Person He Hates On It Which Resulted In The Weirdest Text I've Ever Recieved
#61
Sometimes Ordering Things From Amazon While Drunk Turns Out Great
Elina Palin 9 years ago
That actually comes in very handy whilst at an outdoor event in case of rain and you need to hold your beer and also your phone...
#62
Ordered It At 4am (Drunk), Forgot About It, Showed Up In My Mailbox Yesterday
#63
Best Drunk Amazon Purchase I've Ever Made
Anuschka Van Der Veen Kramers 9 years ago
oh goodness, I would not be able to take c**p beside that!
#64
Drunk Me Likes To Buy Sober Me Presents
#65
Got A Package In The Mail Today, I Forgot I Ordered. Best Drunken Purchase Of The Summer Yet!
#66
Have You Ever Gotten So Drunk With Your Friends You Bought 250 Nuggets, Taken A Picture Of It, Ate Them, Passed Out, And Had No Memory Of It? Because That's What Happened Last Night
#67
Drunken Amazon Order Showed Up Today
#68
Apparently I Ordered My Dad A Present And Card While I Was Drunk. The Red Thing Is An Apron
#69
I Designed And Ordered The Thimble On The Right While Drunk Apparently
Tiny Dynamine 9 years ago
So you were sober when you ordered the other one? That's more concerning!
#70
Do I Ever Get Drunk And Order Things Off Amazon? No, Why Do You Ask?
#71
Sometimes I Regret My Drunk Purchases. This Is Not One Of Those Times
#72
Best Drunk Purchase I've Ever Made. Our Lords Signature
Heather Self 9 years ago
Apparently Nic Cage is the saint of drunken purchases. This is at least the fifth or sixth (or seventh) time he's appeared in rhis post! 😆
#73
My Brother Got Drunk And Ordered 20 Pounds Of Wasabi Peas
#74
As Far As Drunk Purchases Go... I Think I Did Ok On This One
#75
Note To Myself: Always Buy Shit Online After Too Many Drinks
#76
Went On Ebay Drunk
#77
Bought A Cardboard Cutout Of The Dos Equis Man When I Was Drunk
#78
I Feel Like This Qualifies As A Successful Drunk Purchase
#79
Best Drunk Purchase Ever
#80
Sometimes Drunk Purchases Aren't So Bad
#81
So I Got Drunk While Watching 'Lord Of War' When I Had Access To Amazon
#82
Got Drunk And Went On Ebay. This Is The Result 5 Days Later. Regret Level = 0
#83
Best Drunk Art Fair Purchase Ever
#84
Blackout, On The Internet. Ordered A Case Of Whippits. Yes, That Is 240 Whippits
#85
Got Drunk Last Night And Bought 16 Packets Of Powdered Milk
Nicci Cimino 9 years ago
You need to meet the person that bought massive bags of cereal and you'll be a perfect match for each other!
#86
My Mom Did Some Drunk Amazon Shopping And Bought 10 Rolls Of Toilet Paper With Obama's Face On It
Janet Margaret 9 years ago
the first time I thought a drunken purchase was a waste of money... didn't they have one with Trump's ahole lips on it?
#87
This Came In The Mail Today, Reminding Me To Not Ebay While Drunk (SFC)
Mellissa Takeuchi 9 years ago
Is that a Japanese video game about the Nazi's Operation Barbarossa?? lol
#88
My Boyfriend Got Drunk And Bought This Poster For $12
#89
Got Drunk. Bought Shirt. No Ragrets
#90
My Friend Got Drunk And Ordered Communion Wafers On Amazon
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David Neill 9 years ago
I know, right? As I was scrolling, I kept waiting for the "wow that's crazy" moment. It never happened. *shrug*
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June Gamble 9 years ago
I bought a 15 foot escape ladder whilst drunk..... I live in a bungalow!
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
May be there will be a flood...Hopefully not, but it will be good to have something high to climb! :P
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Kimby Caulier-Braeckman 9 years ago
What's up with all the Nic cage stuff Lmao. Also, I need that cat curtain in my life
David Neill 9 years ago
I know, right? As I was scrolling, I kept waiting for the "wow that's crazy" moment. It never happened. *shrug*
Load More Replies... June Gamble 9 years ago
I bought a 15 foot escape ladder whilst drunk..... I live in a bungalow!
Susanna Vesna 9 years ago
May be there will be a flood...Hopefully not, but it will be good to have something high to climb! :P
Load More Replies... Kimby Caulier-Braeckman 9 years ago
What's up with all the Nic cage stuff Lmao. Also, I need that cat curtain in my life
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