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By definition, stock images are professional photos that are used for commercial purposes, like complementing publications, adverts, etc. But in reality, we know very well that many stock pics out there are just so weird, they've become somewhat of a household name for bizarre, pointless, and lousy photographs that make them particularly laughable.

It's this precise quality of the wacky and wondrous elements of stock photography that makes you instantly realize that what you’re seeing is a stock image and nothing else.

Thanks to this subreddit which has 333k members, we now have the most "seriously?", "are they kiddin’ me?" "do u see what I’m seeing?" compilation that poses way more questions than it answers.

Sit back and enjoy these carefully stacked stock monstrosities and after you’re done, be sure to check out Bored Panda's previous post with even more stock goodness that you won’t be able to unsee. Ever.

#1

This Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable

This Makes Me Feel Uncomfortable

Ehrenpulli Report

me
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It would be weird if it didn't make you uncomfortable

And Peggy
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“It doesn’t make me uncomfortable”-person who scares me

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Truth Monster
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you find out your secretary lied on their resume.

Viviane
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"I told you already - NOBODY puts Baby in the corner!"

Bellatrix Lestrange
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is quite impressive for a strange stock photo.

Full of Giggles
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Baby picture of Dana Carvey's "Church Lady."

Podunkus
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Well isn’t that special?”

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OhForSmegSake
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isn't that Beverley Leslie from Will & Grace?

Anonymous
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live action boss baby Is a terrible idea

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    #2

    Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge

    Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge

    _fukyachickenstrips_ Report

    Emily Ashyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to understand what was wrong with this

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She spent all day bragging about her low carb diet....

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not exactly. She's looking for something to put on them.

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So you wanna some or just staring at me? It's my cheat day !"

    Bored Little Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg your doing it wrong! A midnight snack is cheese or left overs or cereal something to make you not hungry!!! Lol

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is strange. She's dressed for laughing alone with salad.

    And Peggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh Damn You Caught Me Keeping A Bowl Of Crackers In The Fridge- ik that’s the title but it’s so funny so here

    Siddharthkrishna Kodathala
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO THE HELL KEEPS THEIR CRACKERS IN THE FRIDGE??!?!?!?!

    Aasha Rooks [STUDENT]
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who in Sweet Lord hell's name put crackers in a fridge

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Been caught stealing...crackers from my fridge.

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    #3

    Surfing The Web

    Surfing The Web

    nullr0uter Report

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See her face, the face of "why must i received this modelling offer from Shutterstock?"

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her plenty of fish account doesn't seem to be working

    Ara Noguera
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Photographer: act like you are working, but also enjoying a day at the beach. Smile and evaluate your life choices. Look at the cámara but also look at the laptop screen.

    Brîndușa
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... so you will end up confused as f*uck.❤️

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She wonders why the laptop quit working.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That clenched smile says, "Who tf is going to bring their laptop and work on it in the surf? Who is dumb enough to do that?"

    Laura Jones
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well that will do the laptop a lot of good

    Łukasz Wydra
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why... Oh God, why does the laptop have a wallpaper of the exact beach?

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    While scrolling through this post, you are very likely to start wondering in what kind of context someone would need a stock image of a man with a meatloaf mask blended into his skin, or a shot of a woman pointing a baguette at a chef in what seems to be a carefully staged... bakery robbery.

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    It all has to do with the demand for very specialized imagery which happens when a subscriber browses through the peculiar stock archive. But the photographers have to already be ahead of the demand and anticipate people’s imagery needs before they start typing in the keywords.

    #4

    Trying To Tell Your Wife Her Cooking Is Crap

    Trying To Tell Your Wife Her Cooking Is Crap

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was a photoshop. https://www.boredpanda.com/photobomb-stock-photos-matt-vescovo/

    Tsunade
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for adding the link 😚😚

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    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How exactly react to see your dumbass husband takes poop in your kitchen set. I would too

    I'manoob!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was my situation, man, I'd be putting on gloves, picking up the crap, and frikin throwing it at him until I'm satisfied, then right after I'd be making him wash the pot and the mess I made with the poo. Satifying revenge I must say (≖u≖)

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    Grumble O'Pug
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy was featured on here before, he does amazing photoshop making fun of stock footage.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What have I done to deserve this?"

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're wrong. They're cooperating and he's trying very hard. She's just a little desperate at the moment and praying that he actually manage to give this crap they absolutely need as an essential ingredient for their meal.

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it look like he's squatting naked on the countertop!

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    #5

    This Stock Photo Illustrates The Dangers Of Shirt Hoarding

    This Stock Photo Illustrates The Dangers Of Shirt Hoarding

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    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google female bullying and you will find more of these pictures with the same girls.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just did and I can confidently say I'm all for female bullying. Now if you'll excuse me for about 10 minutes...

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It almost looks like some kind of sacrificial image

    Leo H
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a new fetish porn?

    Kelly Hoover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a still from a Lifetime movie of the week with a bad title 🤣 🤣

    Nicky
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crucifixion of Christ reinacted by Gap models

    Claire Harper
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. All of the images with these girls in them are so bizarre. What on earth were the people who took these photos thinking aaaa

    R3belB4nny
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Hello buetiful stranger! How would you like to join my google photo album group? It consists of only Pandas! Just please follow these rules: keep it PG and be respectful! Thank you for reading! https://photos.app.goo.gl/VY2J2vMGfCborNZk7 (BTW love ur pfp lmao)

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    Peter Shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May i ask why you googled this in the first place?

    DetongLhamo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a bit kinky. And they look like adults, not ‘girls’. I’m going to take a punt and say the photographer was male.

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    #6

    An Italian Having A Conversation With A Giant Nacho

    An Italian Having A Conversation With A Giant Nacho

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    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like he's having a stern conversation with him like "I'm nacho friend, dude"

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some weird reason I'm hearing it in an Aussie accent "I'm nacho friend, mate" I have no idea why

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    uber mensch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be a nacho man! (Apologies to the Village People)

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Let me eat you. Of course I'll still respect you afterward."

    Kim Crook
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sign language for 'eat'. He's telling the nacho what he's going to do next

    Charlotte
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alas, poor Nacho! I knew him, Horatio...

    Bianca
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG yes I am Italian I do that all the time

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's just me or this nacho grown bigger? I believe last night it was not bigger than this Italian size"

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was holding a pizza at first.

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    According to The Atlantic, “Shutterstock's content team will do direct outreach to the site's top videographers, photographers, and illustrators 'to help fill specific content needs.'” However, the contributing photographers are the ones who figure out what the subscribers will be looking for.

    These days, stock imagery has become kind of its own aesthetic category that’s posed and weird without any apparent reason. Incredibly, according to Shutterstocker Emily Goodwin, “it's the utilitarian content—the images that capture the banalities and absurdities of everyday life—that prove popular” on the website.

    #7

    I Think I’ll Go Snow Skiing In A Bikini; Ya Know, Since I’m Pregnant And All

    I Think I’ll Go Snow Skiing In A Bikini; Ya Know, Since I’m Pregnant And All

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pretty random.

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is that girl with the 5 shirts. The bullies stole them all. And her pants.

    James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Don’t approach parenthood unprepared and alone ... join our parenting classes today”

    Harold Summer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A Wim Hof disciple. Baby is going to live to 200.

    Emily Phillips
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile being pregnant in Russia

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Hey buddy,i think this horny pregnant single mom in your area ads in internet just a joke ! I mean,this snow resort. How come a pregnant single mom in this area? Will come with snowskiing?"

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    #8

    Kermit Sacrifices A Potato?

    Kermit Sacrifices A Potato?

    MrBobDobolina Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mrs. Potato-head is now a widow.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the Mr. Bill Potato Head is next. Oooohhh, Noooo!

    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why are there so many songs about rainbows, and what's on the other side, rainbows are visions, but only illusions, to cover me so I don't get arrested, don't call the police

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Jim Henson wouldn't be okay with this

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kermit is one dark mf'er.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Muppets recreate God being late telling Abraham it was just a prank.

    James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Kermit was more troubled than it appeared

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    #9

    Woman Is Robbing Bakery With A Baguette

    Woman Is Robbing Bakery With A Baguette

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've felt old baguettes you could for sure knock someone out cold with.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need baguettes for our US police...

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean isn't "wand" in English "baguette" in French? So that's like a play on words Harry Potter scene

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least she's wearing a face covering.

    Claire Harper
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Logic. Let me rob a place that makes bread using some bread

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This baker just suprise how baguette finally sold since he was open bakery a long time ago

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    #10

    Alligator Attacking Businesswoman In Office Cubicle

    Alligator Attacking Businesswoman In Office Cubicle

    JCMotors Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sign on break room wall: It has been 0 days since the last alligator attack

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me 4 to 1 and I'll put $200 on the girl.

    SeaShell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guy in the back just like wtf is going on

    Dl B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it just me or does he look like he is at least 7 feet tall? Seems like his head is almost touching the ceiling.

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    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think she's actually mind controlling that alligator to kill Sue from accounting!

    Vincent Jay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the mouth. Not an alligator; it's a crocodile.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm curious how someone came up with this... drugs? Nightmares? unsolved child trauma?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That was my proposal, you cheater."

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the alligator just wants a hug.

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    #11

    Forbidden Affair

    Forbidden Affair

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    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Legless Child Traumatized By Parent's Woodland Furry Romp

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely worse than the time she saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Kids, it's about time you met your real father."

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the look on the daughter's face.

    Tambot
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw Mommy kissing Sasquatch, underneath the mistletoe last night...

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *zelda chest fanfare* You Got: 1/24th of Tumblr!

    James
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How gamer kids feel when you suggest getting back in touch with nature.

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't tell if that's a kid or the husband in the tent.

    CrEaTiVe_duck
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the girl looks possesed and the boy looks like he accidently saw his dad naked

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    #12

    Apple

    Apple

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    Degucat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just because you can use photoshop doesn't mean you have to

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aliens should really study human anatomy more carefully before they try to shapeshift into one of us to blend in.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll say it once, and i'll say it again: Reptilians do not use shapeshifting technology to blend in. They use it so they can make jokes about other species without getting bad looks.

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    80 Van
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Guillermo del Toro directed this photo.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought I fell asleep and was having a nightmare for a second.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chernobyl's effects were still being realized.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gramma and Grampa did too much acid in the 60's.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine your grandparents sent you this pic of them.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The apple of my eye" - I think someone bit off a bit more than they can chew.

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    #13

    After Many Weeks Lurking, I Have Finally Found A Wtfstockphoto

    After Many Weeks Lurking, I Have Finally Found A Wtfstockphoto

    Nubbins02 Report

    Aubrie Allen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you want crackers, buy goldfish on the cracker isle, not the literal isle.

    Ruby Luna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The snack that bites back-Goldfish

    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well thats one way to ruin a childhood

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like animal cruelty if those are real

    Ana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the guys is cute and all but WTF is dis

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    #14

    I Have No Idea What This Is Supposed To Represent

    I Have No Idea What This Is Supposed To Represent

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what Ireland does every day.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The potato represents potatoes, the coins represent the "Ireland As A Tax Haven" Wikipedia page, and the spoon balanced on the calculator represents the fact that whoever made this photo was drunk.

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    Degucat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's not how you balance the budget!

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel they are trying to illustrate "potato budget", which I think I've seen before, but I can't find evidence of it being an actual saying. Potato budget would mean "low budget", I think

    Anilda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is South African money... so nothing will make sense haha

    M E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cash crop accounting

    Donna Dark
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do I eat with this salary

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    #15

    She Doesn’t Have A Spine

    She Doesn’t Have A Spine

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    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it. You're thinking it.

    Capelli rosa e patate
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indeed. We are all thinking about the lack of labels on the graph.

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm pretty sure that's Zlata, a professional contortionist. Zlata could hold that pose easily, no photoshop required.

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jenna,please make this meeting extraordinary. Make our important shareholders impressed with your presentation"

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guess where she pulled her statistics from.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd probably never leave home if I could do that

    Panda-riffic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness we can see the end of that pointer.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn how to smell your own farts and see how faster you progress over time if you practice wearing heels.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally pulled her head out of her ass.

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    #16

    Dads When Gas Prices Go Up 1 Cent

    Dads When Gas Prices Go Up 1 Cent

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    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Sir,your gas tank port at your right. It's your first time fill gas?"

    M E
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Getting gassed before getting tanked lol

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But this is actually me, though...Oh wait, I don't have a car :/

    Shell O
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think he would cope if he had to buy petrol in England!

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relax people, he's just fueling the think tank!!

    Daniel Wang
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this meme is stolen from reddit link:https://www.reddit.com/r/wtfstockphotos/comments/fasqac/dads_when_gas_prices_go_up_1_cent/

    Jane Petersen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Zoolander audition. He didn't get the part...

    George Hudacko
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And momma want's to go to the mall.

    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never understood the heavy angst when gas prices go up. Up by 10 cents and it's still a crummy $1.20 more for a 12 gallon fill-up. Usually less, right? But you'll wait in line at CostCo for 30 minutes for that $1.20 savings. So your time is worth $2.40 an hour?

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    #17

    Yes Grandma I Want Some Ice-Cream

    Yes Grandma I Want Some Ice-Cream

    LittleDuckk_ Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who managed to get a hold of my family photos??

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Covid restrictions to keep that social distancing. Bars and restaurants will have the same setup by next week

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I got some iiiice cream. You want a lick? Psych! I got some iiiiice cream."- Eddie Murphy

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alarming stock photos.

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor kid beeng taunted. Why do they both look weirdly happy? Like it's some regular game for them?

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, Grandma, hold it just 6" from the kid's mouth.

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    #18

    Please Nurse, Do Your Job

    Please Nurse, Do Your Job

    SReddit1904 Report

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's how they call the doctor in some countries. I know it's true because I read it on the internet.

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that Spongebob's magic conch?

    Memento Mori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dude's face is absolutely priceless 🤣🤣🤣

    BI BISH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looking at her like wtf

    Mary Peace
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Intercom and buzzers are broken, that's how they call the Doctor.

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    #19

    It's Like I'm Really There!

    It's Like I'm Really There!

    invertedpencil Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ironically, the program running right now is "Experience in the Emergency Room".

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like I'm really at ... a hospital!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not psychic but I do see danger in your future.

    Carrot Stick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuh have fun with the hospital bill

    Bruce Mardle
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense to me. Some people like to pretend they're cycling through the countryside while they're on an exercise bike. Evidently, some people like to pretend they're in a gym, on an exercise bike, while they're cycling through the countryside!

    Wade Perkins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So thats why people dont know how to drive

    Al Colossus Wylie
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You get that trait from your mothers side

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    #20

    Ok, Love You Too

    Ok, Love You Too

    DistortionPuddle Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know they're supposed to be shorter than the other fingers, but rule of thumb clearly doesn't apply here.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's saying"I'm ok! The radiation had no effect on me.."

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    n i k o
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Yup, Chernobyl was fine! I'm good as new, no side effects!"

    GoodCatto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's to help with the heart shape, if you know what I mean.

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    tortolis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the thumb and pointer-fingure switched!

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, this is an ad for Photoshop.

    JOOSSED4T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school used this one multiple times recently on the news letters

    Joy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the welcome sign to Uncanny Valley Land??

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    #21

    Bubble Wrap Fun

    Bubble Wrap Fun

    frumpinator Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they got into a fist fight, I bet it would sound hilarious!

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car doesn't build in with Airbag? Well,don't worry

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband and I would actually do this though

    Philly Bob Squires
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they ever made love it would sound like fireworks going off...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The newest thing in Prom Wear.

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    #22

    When No One Shows Up To Your Victorian Themed Whoville Party

    When No One Shows Up To Your Victorian Themed Whoville Party

    H3ro0fTime Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she trying to ward off a vampire with those giant cloves of garlic tied to her head?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    she seems to be contemplating her life existence

    Id row
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Why did I think this was a good idea?"

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know good people but this just might be the part theme we need.

    And Peggy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey girl me too it was gonna be legendary and no one came

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Give me that stack of garlic heads look."

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    #23

    Congratulations On Your New Husband!

    Congratulations On Your New Husband!

    ItchyUnfavorableness Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When Dr. 9 months text gets autocorrected to 9 years..

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you ever wonder if the people who model in stock photos look at the finished product and say "*bleep* my life?"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That explains why she gained 150 pounds while she was pregnant.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations, you are now burdened with caring for your man-child..

    Sowieso
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read it as 'Alarmy stock photo'. With good reason it seems!

    JOOSSED4T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What gave them the idea to do this?

    mooo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i'm filing a divorce immediately

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    #24

    Man With A Meat Loaf Mask Blended Into His Skin Or Whatever This Is

    Man With A Meat Loaf Mask Blended Into His Skin Or Whatever This Is

    Chestarpewnewtbattar Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What fresh hell is this.

    n i k o
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no clue but i know for a fact it will take me several years of therapy to forgot it.

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    HalfShelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, this is beyond disturbing.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks more like someone bit a nose and eyes into a piece of bologna and then photoshopped the edges to blend it in with the face

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One might need intense therapy after seeing this.

    Memento Mori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it. I hate it, I absolutely f*****g hate it.

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "you just don't peel my outer emotion yet"

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    #25

    Burger Baby

    Burger Baby

    boredbenny Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude you're supposed to chew 25 times per bite. You're going to need some Alka Seltzer. You must've looked like a pelican when swallowing that.

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Larry,how many times i have to say,you're just obesity. And you're a man,how the f**k man could be pregnant?"

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Congratulations, it's a burger"

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "All right, I think I see the problem. You're not eating correctly."

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The man looks relieved. Thk god its a burger he is expecting. Imagine the horror if it was a whole human.

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is what a food baby looks like

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    whew, i was worrying it was the case of Pabst!

    Chris
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should have been a beer can or 8

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thank goodness! I'm not pregnant, I just eat too much fast food."

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    #26

    So... I Came Across This Picture

    So... I Came Across This Picture

    NotYourBuissnesMate Report

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's giving me the silent treatment!

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can you imagine if you put a squeaker in one of those?

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    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn! You know you're having a bad day when you get rejected by a blowup doll.

    Purr·maid
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry but I think that's the ugliest blowup doll! (I'm not sorry)😁

    Em Watson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry darling, I'm feeling a little, uh... flat.

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He realized he's in a relationship with an airhead...

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have lost an argument with a rubber doll.

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she really ticked him off.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out, he's going to stick a pin in you.

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    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm glad you "came", caption writer. Obviously, no one else did.

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not tonight, darling, I have a headache

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even your doll is going for the headache alibi, you should take a minute to think about your skills.

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    #27

    How To Properly Censor A Dingdingdong

    How To Properly Censor A Dingdingdong

    SolidGoatz Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't like putting pricks in her mouth.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Model: You want me to do WHAT?

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um... I didn't realize the g-spot was on the back of the neck

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it poking her in the back of the neck?

    Hollysmom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ads always say "for relaxation and relieving stress and muscle tension" so no one knows why you're Really buying it.

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    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "i bet you can't make sexy pose with cactus"

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly an ad for tongue and neck acupuncture!

    Alex K
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oooh you touch my tralala

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    #28

    Man Poking A Gpu Card With A Soldering Iron

    Man Poking A Gpu Card With A Soldering Iron

    Petrovjan Report

    HalfShelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ve gotta love the fact that he’s clearly never held – or perhaps even seen – a soldering iron. In his entire life.

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's totally how computer repair works, yup

    Narwhal Blast
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least he is holding it by the handle... there was a photo with a woman holding it like a pen, by the iron part...

    JOOSSED4T
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you lie on the CV but still get the job

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    see this doohickey here connectin to da whatchamacallit, wass it called again??

    Nicole Tomme
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hie eyes are not even looking at the right spot haha. Let along the soldering iron mess!

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My goodness. He's fixing a soldering issue.

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    #29

    I Don't Even Know What To Say

    I Don't Even Know What To Say

    reddit.com Report

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be worse... could be a watermelon.

    Full of Giggles
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idk. Pineapples have thorns and the leaves are sharp. At least the watermelon has a smooth surface.

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    Logan Cheng
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey hey, put your mask back on...and please put a blanket over the women

    David Retsler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait.... you want this to go where??

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    congratulations, it's a pineapple!

    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She doesn't look like she's given birth to her pineapple yet.

    Jumilicious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weird. Especially so since the baby's still obviously in the belly.

    tuzdayschild
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would you like a snack while in labor?

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The strange things people get stuck...

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S where the pineapple came from on How I met your mother!

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    #30

    Warning Sign

    Warning Sign

    reddit.com Report

    Kate Yeti
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Russians? Rabbits? I need to know!!

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel a man in an unironic Hawaiian shirt really has no grounds to gatekeep anyone.

    Wolfstar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It says "No Gay R*tards." All Gays allowed in my house, though. (I don't have a house, but you're welcome to storm my apartment.) Spread the rainbow! 🏳️‍🌈

    Animal lover❤
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shut up you bad haired, Hawaiian shirt wearing, red door opening, stock photo modeling homophobe

    Oskar vanZandt
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those right-wing Christian B&B/small m/hotel owners who don't like same-sex couples sharing a room, because goodness knows what they might get up to in there!?! The kind of place where no one should choose to stay...

    Sarah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold up. Could you not associate Christians with this photo? Lot's of Christians don't care who people love or who their partner is.

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    Jaime
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, so you’ll accept the straight ones, then?

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    #31

    So When’s The Wedding?

    So When’s The Wedding?

    kniggy_piggy Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nine out of ten chefs lose their lives in this way.

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 10th one surrenders quietly..

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    ning ding
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5 bucks the chicken wins

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a chicken stock photo..

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dangers of cooking: The Tables Turn

    #32

    My New Favorite Account- Humans Of Stock Photography

    My New Favorite Account- Humans Of Stock Photography

    BDGIJ1SQV3 Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like ultra hot sauce. Once you become totally numb, it's all the same.

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    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Solder peers" sounds like a Renaissance artist

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even look at this for more than 1/2 second

    #33

    M’lady

    M’lady

    chacalmasque Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rome when some random South European tribe exists:

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    #34

    We Deliver Pizza To Literally Anywhere

    We Deliver Pizza To Literally Anywhere

    StoopidLazar Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody has watched too much TMNT

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you think the turtles get the pizzas?? someone's gotta deliver them!

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    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would have been funnier in a sewer grate with a balloon tied on.

    Camden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i feel like this is less TMNT and more IT

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you deliver on a random planet a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entrepreneur opens pizza kitchen in abandoned sewer pipe.

    StealTheFruit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ma'am, was this before or after you blew into a shell at the hospital?

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "What? You say i have to deliver this pizza to sewer ?? Who the f**k make this order? Turtles ?? Joey,i think you must learn about prank calls. "

    DKS 001
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    finding them turtles with a rat

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    #35

    When You Be Robbing Someone's House But The Beat Is Fire

    When You Be Robbing Someone's House But The Beat Is Fire

    Camewoo Report

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the music pandas? I need answers!!! 😰

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m just imagining this person doing the Rick Astley “Never Gonna Give You Up” music video intro thingy lmao

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a blackberry and corded headphones from 1950? And a dress from 1960?

    #36

    What If We Smelled The Same Shoe... Haha, Just Kidding... Unless?

    What If We Smelled The Same Shoe... Haha, Just Kidding... Unless?

    BillNyeYourMomAGuy Report

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way he is admiring how she sniffs the shoes

    Emily Ashyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh smelling a shoe together, how romantic (btw am I the only one who thinks the dude lowkey looks like a younger Brad Pitt?)

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's strange about this? Romance has been known to blossom thanks to a shared unusual hobby.

    Viviane
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snorting off the sandal - because drinking champagne out of her shoe is so five minutes ago.

    Jenn C
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, now Lady and the Tramp that sandal

    #37

    Lol Omg Don't Come To School Tomorrow

    Lol Omg Don't Come To School Tomorrow

    ItchyUnfavorableness Report

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, we're going to the prom together Bobby... gonna be Poppin'

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in Texas, where 10 year old kids get their first gun for Christmas.

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know Roberta also had a quick hand.

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m a school criminal too. I stole cookis 😉

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    #38

    I Am The Umbrella Now

    I Am The Umbrella Now

    TheJoshWatson Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's always a smart idea to use protection.

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What spf you suppose that umbrella provides on that overcast day?

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Camouflage training class

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hide and seek. They'll never find me here.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hiding from the beach bully.

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes, sunscreen just isn't worth the time and effort.

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    #39

    What Situation Is This Supposed To Describe?

    What Situation Is This Supposed To Describe?

    exeref Report

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really could've done without that evil grin

    rabbitsrabbit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She promised him her firstborn so...

    Emily Ashyn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmaooo I was concentrated on the dude's creepy smile then I noticed his beard/mustache

    Grogu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, smiling, pirate, baby socks, pregnant, baby belly, cute, oddball, dad, new parents, whatever the tag thingys are

    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the patter of tiny feet.

    Pokémonlover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at him... he’s looking at u

    #40

    My Absolute Favourite - "Concept Of Abstract Pain And Despair"

    My Absolute Favourite - "Concept Of Abstract Pain And Despair"

    joankatzekatzs Report

    Lauren Caswell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are people making weird knees?! Why!!

    Aileen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking it might be part of some ad for knee pain meds. Although it is pretty obscure at first without more context.

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    Susan Trevaskis-Owen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when I get a headache in my knee.

    Theoretical Empiricist
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are times when my knees argue about which one hates me more.

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    #41

    It’s The Thought That Counts

    It’s The Thought That Counts

    SolidMoth Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, let's see it lay an egg.

    Addie Alifanz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my friend is convinced that rats lay eggs, when ever i see her she rants about it for about 10 minutes

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's odd about that? His name is Hen, short for Henry.

    Virgil Blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And D is for drugs. Of wich that girl has taken most of them

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    H is for "Huh?? Where's the Hen?"

    clive apps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least if it didn't have a tail you could pass it off for a hamster

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    #42

    True Love

    True Love

    S19TealPenguin Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope she likes to be talked back to....

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ya think mask singers is going a weee bit to far?

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How the turns have tabled.

    #43

    So Much Love

    So Much Love

    RDako Report

    #44

    How People Outside The Us Picture American Children

    How People Outside The Us Picture American Children

    Stoo_Pedassol Report

    Iapetos
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I... want french fries now.

    me
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean.... I do love my fries

    Ravenwolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago

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    Oh my. This is so not true and very offending to me, since I am an american kid.

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have him staring at a screen and that’s exactly how we are

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The boy is too skinny and the shirt should have "Maga" on it.

    Carrot Stick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We dont..im American. Im also an Indian.

    Aragorn II Elessar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Throw in an XBox and it’ll be accurate

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    #45

    Hey Dad, I Found My New Kink!

    Hey Dad, I Found My New Kink!

    deftones_bro Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're going to be waiting a long time for their (singular) steak if the grill has no coals in it...

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    This comment has been deleted.

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    Tingkhong
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions on this

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I lowkey want to punch the father on the nose. He has the kind of punchable face that just begs for some proper violence

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They couldn't have turned the cup around?

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    #46

    Bradley's First Legal Dose Of Cannabis Excited Him More Than It Should've

    Bradley's First Legal Dose Of Cannabis Excited Him More Than It Should've

    ItsMrFunk Report

    LottieH
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I am gonna look like when I get my covid vaccine, then I am gonna look round, grab my head and scream 'omg I can feel the chip working it's way to my brain' just to see everyone's faces :-P

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please, PLEASE do that and have someone take photos

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    Luna Wolfblood
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kids with anti-vax parents finally getting themselves vaccinated

    #47

    Christmas Banana Murder

    Christmas Banana Murder

    fataldevation Report

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    with that much snow i'm surprised they haven't frozen to death in those sweaters (what a dumb first thought I know)

    clive apps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where are the guys from Monty Python when you need them

    Tobias the Tiger
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm naming a band "Christmas Banana Murder".

    #48

    I Guess You Could Say, He's "Hung"

    I Guess You Could Say, He's "Hung"

    reddit.com Report

    #49

    Japanese Dragon Nurse Helps Apple With A Wheel Chair

    Japanese Dragon Nurse Helps Apple With A Wheel Chair

    JustYourNormalWeeb Report

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't that the nurse that delivered pizzas in the sewers?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the apple needed help, so it went to the hospital. I see no problem here.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It got cut. Luckily, the apple slicer broke.

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    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she a human or a dragon? Strange mutation, or a disguise?

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nurse conch pizza lady strikes again!

    Marissa Taylor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats why the say*an apple a day keeps the doctor away* they only want the nurses O.o

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    #50

    What The Heel?

    What The Heel?

    AudioManager651 Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And only one toe, apparently.

    #51

    Trust Nobody... Not Even Yourself

    Trust Nobody... Not Even Yourself

    Cio332 Report

    #52

    Just Swimming!

    Just Swimming!

    LeatherAir Report

    Logic and Reason
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like this one. It’s creative, but more importantly, not scarring to look at.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i know our roadway infrastructure is crumbling, but that's on hell of a pothole!

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually really like this one.

    #53

    That Guy Seems Happy

    That Guy Seems Happy

    subs2piediepew Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love my wife. I think I'll keep her.

    Jumilicious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude looks bendy. Finally all that yoga is paying off.

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    Jumilicious
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Found these in between the crops... anyone missing some legs?

    Joanna
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one makes a lot more sense than all the others

    Marlowe Fitzpatrik
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be too, if I found two legs in the field. What a great find!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw this in the Kama Sutra.

    Karin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he have a little 'a' on his clavicle?

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    #54

    I Believe I Can Fly

    I Believe I Can Fly

    PrinceOfHungary Report

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haven't heard that song in years...

    GlassHalfWay
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like those aliens on MIB, but wearing shells.

    Kathy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who knew that snails were hiding legs under there?!?

    #55

    Burger Nightmare

    Burger Nightmare

    Zerorysm Report

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a picture of me struggling with the idea of ordering from McDonalds for the second time this week...

    Anonymous Bunny
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't be the only one who was thinking about that one song from VeggieTales

    BoredDragon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oof which one? I only watched two of them

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's from an ad for a chicken restaurant.

    Koalamonster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They used this image on an episode of Game Changer- a College Humor show- and it was... weird. I enjoyed it though.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nooooooo!!!!!!! I'm on a diet.

    Carrot Stick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jokes on you I cant eat burgers

    #56

    I Have Several Questions

    I Have Several Questions

    dirgl Report

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone else think she looks like Rosy O'Donnell?

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never send a plumber to do a chimney sweep's job.

    Among Us
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're way too committed to your job:

    #57

    Monkey On Phone And Woman In Bath

    Monkey On Phone And Woman In Bath

    hitting_mices Report

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's right Jim, I'm with your wife... no no, i get it, you're in a meeting.. uh huh, yeah, no she's good actually, take your time.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have this silly flip phone while she gets the new iPhone 12 Pro?

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    #58

    I've Always Wanted The Ability To Summon Raptors

    I've Always Wanted The Ability To Summon Raptors

    deftones_bro Report

    Ian Taggart
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are tyranosaurs.

    Pokémonlover
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren’t raptors idk what they are but not raptors

    #59

    The Search Phrase Was “Working Together”

    The Search Phrase Was “Working Together”

    milomcfuggin Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sam finally met his long lost kid brother.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lester if he never skipped leg day somehow

    #60

    Dylan Got So Frustrated Hanging His Clock, He Accidentally Hung Himself

    Dylan Got So Frustrated Hanging His Clock, He Accidentally Hung Himself

    Maximus125 Report

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't have any hopes for 2021 either.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hurry up, midnight. Let's get this year over with.

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a much more famous painting called Saturn Eating His Son. Saturn is the (Roman or Greek, I can't remember) God that represents time. So it's a painting about how time is eating us all.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just hanging till 5p to hit happy hour

    ME
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even a broken clock is right twice a day..........................................except for dylan

    #61

    The Carrot Lady

    The Carrot Lady

    JCMotors Report

    Dr Nostromo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I find that so disturbing and hilarious at the same time.

    Taibhse Sealgair
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It bothers me because carrots grow with the pointy end in the soil. So these are technically backwards.

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    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I may look ridiculous but I can see in the dark

    ALONA BERGERON
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    was it weird i was eating a carrot

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of course she's wearing orange.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little did she know they would get stuck up in there. I wonder what story she gave them in the ER.

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    #62

    When Your Knees' Hands Have Lots Of Pills

    When Your Knees' Hands Have Lots Of Pills

    lavendyahu Report

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You have tonsil stones in your vagina knee. That's something I never thought I'd say.

    Mahayana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first a thought it was the butt of a chicken. The thumbs being the legs.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The knee is the hand of the leg...no that would be feet.

    Tri Wahyu Yulianto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Amputate this knee please. It's disturbing

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    #63

    I Have No Title Just Enjoy

    I Have No Title Just Enjoy

    cozzag13 Report

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When even the inflatable sex doll turns you down, you have problems.

    Zophra
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the guy from Arrested Development?

    #64

    How Was Your Day Hun?

    How Was Your Day Hun?

    deftones_bro Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can be interpreted very darkly

    Mahayana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there another way to interpret this?

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    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Did she have to install the pull up bar right over the table?"

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, stop levitating and sit down!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I got hung up, dear. Can you make dinner?

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gonna be a long night...

    #65

    Skffffff

    Skffffff

    H3ro0fTime Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's bad enough externally, but can you imagine a cat panicking and tearing up your sinus cavity?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ahh. . the smell of cats up your nose

    Pokémonlover
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you sniff so hard that you breath in the cat

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    #66

    Teenager Snorting Cocaine, That Has Been Positioned To Spell Out Lenin

    Teenager Snorting Cocaine, That Has Been Positioned To Spell Out Lenin

    sequence_string Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Them kids and their Communism...its like crack...

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d call that a bit too much coke

    Luther von Wolfen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call BS. Kids cut their communist coke to spell OBAMA.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She didn't have enough coke to spell out Vladimir.

    #67

    Finally, An Accurate Representation Of Fishing

    Finally, An Accurate Representation Of Fishing

    rehg1ne Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you see this is the problem with mermaids

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Thanks. Now could you get lost? You're scaring off all the fish."

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Frozen food. Frozen Woman. Be a gentleman and offer her your coat.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    meanwhile, in Finland...

    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well he didn't have to dive for that clam.

    #68

    Woman Wearing Gas Mask Vacuuming Lawn

    Woman Wearing Gas Mask Vacuuming Lawn

    JCMotors Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sally gets a bit confused sometimes. Stop her before she uses the weed trimmer on the carpet.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looking for the rest of her LSD

    Judy Dunlevy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How else do you clean your astro turf?

    #69

    He Will Legit Shoot Off His Fingers At That Angle

    He Will Legit Shoot Off His Fingers At That Angle

    adistantshipsmoke Report

    Chinmayee Kalghatgi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now, tell me the secret of capturing people’s minds while simultaniously killing them

    clive apps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes the fingers will be gone but no one will hear anything but the screaming because of the huge silencer

    Mark Robertson-Baker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does he have a silencer? That seems like over-kill

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "if you make fat, I'll shoot"

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the silencer is gonna be pointless once he starts screaming about his hand, and his leg.

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    #70

    Yup. This Exists

    Yup. This Exists

    Waffle_Wizrd Report

    HalfShelli
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It even has a transparent background for easy customization!

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, that's just a background they painted white to trick you.

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    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh, good! this is exactly what i need! -no one, ever, hopefully

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty's catnip addiction has gone waaay too far...

    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That man‘s lucky the cat has gloves on, or he could’ve been ripped to shreds

    #71

    Pleeease Can I Keep Him?

    Pleeease Can I Keep Him?

    deftones_bro Report

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually find the lawn and the couple creepier. Has that plastic stepford vibe.

    Lorelai Purvis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no. unless that's a costume, n. o.

    Petrified Pigeon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of Edward Scissor Hands for some reason

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Karen, there's a zombie on your lawn. You need to complain!

    #72

    You're Either The Hunter Or The Hunted

    You're Either The Hunter Or The Hunted

    hitting_mices Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Note that the apple is the ringleader. Don't be fooled by all that "an apple a day" propaganda spewed by the Apple Marketing Board.

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fruit of the loom gone out of control

    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Froot of the Loom bunch hunting down a rival gang.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Carrot must be really tall.

    #73

    Titled "Making Cookies During A Gas Raid"

    Titled "Making Cookies During A Gas Raid"

    BobbleTheMaster Report

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a gas stove and she forgot to light the pilot.

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So we can just type in a random description, and there is a photo stock of it? Huh.

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    #74

    Can Someone Explain?

    Can Someone Explain?

    stithpragya Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We've already served your food in an antique chamber pot instead of on a plate, surely you didn't expect an actual cup?"

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Starbucks ran out of cups.

    #75

    "Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough" Or "I Want It To Be Extra Loud"

    "Anything Is A Dildo If You're Brave Enough" Or "I Want It To Be Extra Loud"

    Kid-on-kazoo Report

    Vic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this supposed to be"talking out of your ass?"

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's "Talking out of your ass with a bull horn to drown out your inner voice telling you facts."

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best Donald Trump impression ever.

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hi guys. listen to me fart!!

    #76

    Pizza Thieves Are Really Stepping Up Their Game

    Pizza Thieves Are Really Stepping Up Their Game

    ItsGlayce Report

    #77

    Beauty

    Beauty

    LordOfLiteracy Report

    Antonio Lucio Vivaldi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this one before on another stock photo. I call it "Cat-Serpent Cooks Stew in a Pumpkin."

    Memento Mori
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm already printing this so I can frame it and hang it up in my room

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    #78

    A Woman Hugging A Penis Body Pillow While Reading A Book Called "Huge Penis"

    A Woman Hugging A Penis Body Pillow While Reading A Book Called "Huge Penis"

    mrgefen Report

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NSFW: We all know this is the wrong color to be that big.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'VE SEEN THAT PILLOW ON FACEBOOK XD

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book came with a huge bonus.

    Damon Tripodi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's apparently the only thing women think about

    #79

    Ironman

    Ironman

    hitting_mices Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that was the last time Paul was allowed to do the ironing unsupervised

    CD Mills
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I shaved half of my sons hair off one Halloween so he could be 'Two Face' from Batman. He kept the hairstyle for almost a month just to piss off the school administration. It worked. He was interesting to raise.

    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did he shaved his hair with an iron? Is that the "message"?

    #80

    From An Article About Teenagers Becoming Radicalized Online

    From An Article About Teenagers Becoming Radicalized Online

    Folamh3 Report

    Bellatrix Lestrange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had that poster at my old school forget what it says though.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a teenager being groomed.

    n i k o
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one isn't actually too bad.

    #81

    Pill That's Actually Hard To Swallow

    Pill That's Actually Hard To Swallow

    chamlord Report

    Firefoxy3121
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like one of those boards from swimming lessons in year five

    El muerto
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least is not a suppository

    StealTheFruit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This nurse is insane. Delivering pizzas, blowing into a shell, and escorting food in a wheelchair..

    A Random Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang, nurse conch pizza part- dragon lady shows up a LOT.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    goddam boogie board never helped me at swim meet, take this!!

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A giant blue one. Take a bite whenever you need one.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They need one of those pill splitters.

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's with the Korean nurses???

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    #82

    Man In Gas Mask Getting Ready To Shave

    Man In Gas Mask Getting Ready To Shave

    JCMotors Report

    Truth Monster
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wants to look pretty for when he finds his mummy (Dr. Who reference)

    Yup
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol yes, I watched that episode when I was little and it scared the living s**t out of me for weeks

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    Losferatu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what I have to do when I need to use the bathroom right after my wive did.

    SeidWolf
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats right, your masculinity is That toxic

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you feel the ned to wear a gas mask skip shaving entirely

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working to get those non-mechanical reproduction simulation credits.

    #83

    Italian Baby

    Italian Baby

    GreenhouseDark Report

    #84

    I See Your Satan With Chocolates And I Raise You Jesus With A Laptop

    I See Your Satan With Chocolates And I Raise You Jesus With A Laptop

    ohihatethesepants Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you look at his hand he gets to punch you.

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a joke: Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering. Finally fed up, God said, — THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job. So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away. They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They downloaded. They did every job known to man.

    Ryan King
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Continued from above: Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell. Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off. Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming: — It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power wentout! Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate. — Wait! — he screamed. — That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have any? God just shrugged and said: — Jesus saves.

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    #85

    I Too Found This Image In My Textbook, But A Physical Copy

    I Too Found This Image In My Textbook, But A Physical Copy

    ekindt47 Report

    Ty Stratton-Quirk
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My...𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴!"

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She looks like she's participating in a contest for who can make the weirdest face.

    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She be watching some p**n while her BF hitting it from behind

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    #86

    This Image Costs $499 For A Large Size

    This Image Costs $499 For A Large Size

    deftones_bro Report

    #87

    I Hope This Doesn't Happen To My PC

    I Hope This Doesn't Happen To My PC

    Mcrazil Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you play too much counter strike

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My name is Amazon. Give me all your money.

    #88

    Get Outta My Way!

    Get Outta My Way!

    TheGreasyDoggo Report

    #89

    Let’s Just Take The Moment To Investigate What’s Going On Here

    Let’s Just Take The Moment To Investigate What’s Going On Here

    the_mighty_duckman Report

    Full Name
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one actually makes sense as a photo if you understand what a bear means in gay culture.

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    #90

    A Mug As Long As That Neck

    A Mug As Long As That Neck

    reddit.com Report

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Mokodoks from Tragedy Of The Mokodoks be like:

    #91

    Man vs. Food

    Man vs. Food

    witb0t Report

    Julia Atkinson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait...isn't this Raw Onion Man again?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a younger raw onion man. . yes, i think you're right! that guy is weird!

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    Sawdust
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kevin Kline strikes again.

    #92

    Was Referred To A Stock Photo Database When I Was Younger, Where I Participated In This Gem

    Was Referred To A Stock Photo Database When I Was Younger, Where I Participated In This Gem

    prguitarman Report

    #93

    A Single Copy Of This Was $200

    A Single Copy Of This Was $200

    peppermintrain Report

    Abraxas
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A colleague told me recently - unsolicited, barely know him - that he likes to eat raw onions like an apple. And if this wasn't more than enough, he said he does this every time before he visits his girlfriend because she doesn't like that he smokes. WTFF?! I'm rarely really disgusted or speechless, but here I was.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now he smells like onions and smoke.I hope your desk is not next to his.

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    clive apps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seen this done using salt as a garnish not a bad idea.

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