30 Of The Best Answers To Jimmy Fallon’s “My Sibling’s Weird” Challenge

Pretty sure that was a Stephen King storyline.

my brother was a washing machine

What a wonderful imagination!

Awesome 😂

Hey, clydesdales are cool. They're giant puppies with hooves

Did it work?

My 4yr old brother makes burp noises and then apologises for them 😂

😳 I'm a baddie, I laughed at this

I don´t want to know how bad his pillow smell...

hmmm, it is fake. you know what do it again

And The Most Dangerous-for-children Snack Award goes to-

Dude, what?? That's like traumatizing

So, you didn't??

That sounds dangerous but fun

Oh no! Thank God he wasn't crushed.

So are you typing this from the beyond?

It says more about modern art than about your brother to be honnest.

Lard? What’s that? Am I dumb

My sister did the same, only way to get her out of bed in the morning was to treat her like a cat.

Dermatologist: So did you ever have severe sunburn in your youth?

Bravo good prank

My brother did this too. In fact, he still might. I need to ask his fiance 😅

Please tell me he became a bus driver

my parents wake me up by sending the dog into my room so she’ll get excited and jump all over me and my bed. To be honest waking up to an excited dog is not that bad

Oh so this is weird? Huh wish I knew that before my fiance dumped me

Lol! As a teacher, I would be impressed, amused, and frightened.

i used to swallow peas like pills as a kid cause i didn’t like the taste of them but wanted to be healthy. i still can’t stand them lol

All I have to say is no

Lol, I can't imagine that was good. My sister called cantaloupe "Scooby Snacks" and fed them to me when I did what she wanted. Much tastier.

I feel like all of us uncultured swine have done that at least once 😂

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That's awesome

My friend group always tries to make the "12:34" message at 12:34 for some reason 😂

Well, DID he hear the ocean???

Ok this is like the best-

It’s kind of funny that while I cringe at this I am actively chew the nail of my index finger in math induced anxiety

I laughed way too hard at this one.

that reminds me of the idea of if siblings are fighting make them hug until they stop fighting

This one should be #MySiblingsVindictive

Sounds like something my brother would do! In fact he still does stuff like that even though he's a grown man. :) I guess farting at your sister never gets old.

for "science"

The dentist said I had some cavities when I was a kid, and I was to come back for a follow up appt. Thanks to my older siblings telling me how he was going to drill into my teeth (true but they were purposely being mean about it) I was so terrified of the dentist, they almost had to take me to one that would put you under to do work. Luckily. Our dentist worked me through it but I still hate going to the dentist

Hopefully you charged her a nickel! (Charlie Brown reference)

Husband's sister did the same thing as a teenager. Tried to sneak out her second story bedroom window, lost her grip and fell and broke her ankle. Came up with some story about kicking a door closed as the reason her ankle was broken lol.

Could be the result if the Australian meat substitution scandal of 1981, in which kangaroo and horse meat was substituted for beef being exported, mostly to the US. It was caught at the supplier for Jack in the Box.

at least it wasn’t the bathroom lemonade

oh dear god, you poor thing

That's hilarious 🤣

My middle kid always run to find a mirror when she's crying. I don't understand why she wants to look at herself crying. Can any of you explain it to me?

My brother did this, it was really gross and annoying. Just blow your nose! No, I'll just have to blow it again. He ended up getting a sinus infection.

Her: I'm hun- Family: good were getting bergles

I have a couple friends who did this as kids - I thought they were joking!

That's actually a pretty good hygiene practice.

I swear all little girls do this. 3/4 of my daughter's Barbies are naked.

We would stay in the tub after a bath as the water drained out. When there was like 1/2 of water left, put the stopper back in, then take a bar of soap and use the water to create really thick lather. Enough to cover us head to toe. The slide around in the tub like it was some sort of naked soapy luge event. We were extra clean, and so was the tub I imagine...

I don't ever throw clothing out. It gets donated to Good Will/Purple Heart. (Obviously only if it's in good shape. I'm not donating old used underwear, LOL)

Same. I still can't get the hang of flipping the omelet without it breaking or getting messed up :\

Well, he was not wrong; at least not in the case of this one Chinese (Hong Kong) born gentleman: "Several months before his death, [Bruce] Lee had an operation to remove the sweat glands from his armpits, because he thought dank pits looked bad on-screen. This reduced his body’s ability to dissipate heat." Were wondering what the cause of his death was? Hint: read the last sentence from the quote again.

pov: your twins

Harriet the spy.

Did you mean "... burped out OF his nose"? Because if not, then I am lost.

I don't understand what's going on here. Context?

Whenever I cook pasta, I always eat one piece uncooked. My mom did the same when we were little, always bringing us a piece of uncooked pasta.

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