96 Internet Posts That Made Scrolling Way More Enjoyable

Dude. This needs to be #1

I second that!

Yes, you got it.

And the post-it note on my computer can't be hacked from half a world away, either.

"Just for one day, can we have something other than Salmon?"

Maybe he had a horse called Harley?

Looks more like a suspect description photo with 4 variables.

Pop goes the weasel.

Liked this! I could hear it happening.

And at least half of Europe

awww did the angry orange man not get the pretty island? Is he stomping his feet and rolling on the floor?

Ewwww. Judging from all the popcorn lying around after a movie, if they sold chicken wings they'd have to re-upholster the seats daily.

Pepperidge farm remembers

To answer the original question ps 1

Having corded controllers also help you find them after you tried to throw them across the room.

Any major works in European countries is likely to uncover ancient remains. In the UK there was actually a dedicated Archaeology team for projects like the new Elizabeth line.

I have so many questions.... How do you get into it, for starters?

Or public transport.

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Of course, of course.

food = friends for sure!

He did NOT stray from the original question

A really good guy.

That looks like a d**n fine cup of coffee.

Where's the fridge?

I don't get paid millions to excercise, or take PEDs, or dehydrate myself.

Fun fact: the "yon" in Yontama means "four", yet she's the third. Why? Santama was sent to train for this position, but she was so loved they refused to give her back.

I would love that, but they should be more accurate to the source material. The originals myths are a ride.

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The late model Ford Ranger has a slot on the console to hold a sleeve of french fries. It's not a coincidence, there's a tiny icon of french fries at the bottom.

“YOU got me working today, mfer!!”

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HE probably believes he did it.

Who?

You would probably complain if they served chicken wings and fries too…

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The Sun - has a daughter!

But what will Scrat add to this movie, he already got the acorn

Do potatoes do?

Call me old-fashioned luddite boomer but I firmly believe that media - movies, but also shows, books and music - should stop pandering to TikTok brainrotted minds.

All devices listen to you. Just see the targeted ads on social media.

Nah, his left arm is numb but he knows she'll wake up if he moves.

Gary...

I mean, HOW stupid can ypu be. I would understand being seen doing something "wrong", no one can keep up a ruse 100% all the time. But THROWING TREES??????

'Risen' by Harry Styles

They are negotiating the partitioning of the world after the collapse of human civilization.

Is the camel an optional extra?

The camera processes photos, often badly; mirrors just reflect light

*drools in Apple*

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Luigi!!!!

Luckily the pollution went with it.

This was my dream car back then. Just barely had my drivers licence, and we had a plain Nissan stationcar (Bluebird). So I could sit in the ZX whenever we had it in for service at the dealer. Unfortunately the Bluebird was a solid car and it was just one trip per year.

1. Drop a tractor trailer full of anvils on Trump. 2. Set fire to the wreckage. 3. Take selfie.

He's too old now...but I'd have loved to have seen Clive Owen as Bond.

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It's all molten salts these days. They can carry a lot more heat than water.

But can it warn you that a T-Rex is approaching? No.

Like a crayola crayon, or one of those Friendly's child menu crayons?

That's dark!

Not only did Americans lose the war, they lost their sense of humour as well! 😂

AH!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!! CHANGE IT BACK!!!

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I miss Winamp...

It only works if you were as cool as Bowie to begin with

"It's a me, Batman!" 😺

Please keep that in mind the next time you complain about Europeans not putting ice in their drinks (that, and the existence of refrigerated beverages)

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I don't get it

I'm willing to let anyone hack my accounts if I never have to do double verification again. Example: I have three email accounts. First account, I'm told to enter the code sent to account 2. To access account 2, I'm told to enter code sent to account 3. To access account 3, I'm told to enter a code sent to account 1 that I was trying to access in the first place. The I get to do this all over again when I want to check my bank balance because they want to send a code to an email account. Personally, this is driving me to my knees and making me shout, "Just TAKE all the d**n money!"

In South Africa we have a mint and cucumber sprite or should I say Had

I'm convinced that 50cent is a professional troll/shitposter who does rap as a side hustle

Was it a 'Predator' tie in?

Hold on, you're allowed to smile on your passport mugshot? When did this happen?