This Instagram Account Is Dedicated To “Cursed” Content, And Here Are 50 Of Their Most Baffling Posts
InterviewGrab some holy water and get your sacred chants and teddy bears ready, Pandas. We’re about to dive deep into the abyss and it is chock full of C u R s E d memes. Don’t be scared, though—they don’t bite. In fact, you’ll see they’re quite silly and funny once you get past the initial shock and weirdness.
Welcome to the ‘Cursed Images’ aka @cursed.image5 Instagram page, a social media project that is dedicated to the most bizarre and unusual content, found in the shadowy nooks and crannies of the internet. Check out the most confusing and amusing pics of the bunch that we curated for your enjoyment. Don’t forget to upvote your faves (and speed-dial your exorcist afterward).
Bored Panda got in touch with the founder of the @cursed.image5 Instagram project, and they told us all about its history and why so many people around the web enjoy cursed memes so much. Check out our full interview with the curator of the page below.
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Jinkies Shaggy So thats what happened to Scrappy?
Load More Replies...I tried getting him to hand me spanners and he kept giving me wrenches. Easier to just have him hold things.
The founder of @cursed.image5 revealed to Bored Panda what the inspiration behind the entire project was in the first place. It all happened a few years ago, while they were still at school.
"I created my page back in 2019 while I was in Sixth Form. There was a contest at school to see who could create and grow the largest page within the space of a school term," they opened up to us.
"The idea of running a cursed image page was one of a complete coincidence that happened after a friend of mine introduced me to them," they said.
Just beam me up Scotty. I don't care what the problem is
Load More Replies...Subscribed to their channel once, damn it was cold
Load More Replies...However, a couple of months after creating the page, the founder found themselves under lockdown, along with the rest of the world. "With nothing to do, I found myself obsessed with growing the community of the page. I saw it as a way to bring a smile or laugh to people around the world."
Bored Panda was interested in what counts as a 'cursed' image and where the line is between that and a regular old meme.
"Cursed images need to talk for themselves," the founder and curator of @cursed.image5 said.
He's holding it like a freaking pitbull. He should though, never underestimate the power of a Chihuahua
You say Chihuahua when at night it reveals itself to be a Chupacabra
Talk to your doctor about extra-strength Viagra today. Side effects may include excess wind.
If anybody wants the backstory, the blades didn't melt -- they broke in a severe windstorm in Matagorda County, Tx.
Not true. One of those climate deniers got real nasty with it and broke its heart
Load More Replies...On bored panda, i have related to a: plant, lamp, and a fictional duck and now a windmill is added to my collection
Wait, do you mean depression chicken?
Load More Replies...I'm not a crocs fan, but lil dude is so cute with that smile of his that I can't help thinking he is adorable.
A croc man wears crocs Is he made of shoes or is shoe made of him he screams, for he does not know
"You don’t need context to get the joke, it’s an image where the longer you look, the worse they get. Most importantly, there must be some chaos, something that makes people's skin crawl like putting milk in tea before the water."
According to the founder, people enjoy "how wacky and wild" cursed images can be. They quoted that cursed memes are like what Forrest Gump said in his titular movie: "Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get."
It's not the bike that is hard, it's that the car is made of fondant.
It's called a crumple zone, it's designed to crumble to absorb the kinetic force of impact and minimise passengers being thrown around.
Load More Replies...I knew a guy who had one made out of carbon fibre. You could lift it with one hand and it cost an absolute fortune.
Load More Replies...Cute staged picture. Wonder what he really hit.. (edit.. typo.)
The bumper is actually wrapped around the bicycle tire and rim and if you look closely, you can also see the bicycle tire skid mark on the inside of the car's bumper.
Load More Replies...I can’t imagine why anyone would do that. Curious about the inside
It's a part of an art installation in Detroit. http://www.heidelberg.org/
Load More Replies...I think this is one of the art houses of Detroit. To deal with a lot of the abandoned houses a group of artists took over a neighbourhood and made art installations out of the houses and area, to try to encourage and uplift the place.
Their definition of uplifting must be the opposite of mine. I find it creepy.
Load More Replies...Or "UNCLE TOUCHY'S NAKED PUZZLE BASEMENT!" (I stole that from Patton Oswalt).
Load More Replies...We’re actually pretty big fans of both cursed and blessed memes. We think that a healthy balance of chaotic bizarreness and lawful wholesomeness is essential to a healthy and nutritious digital diet. You can’t live on cuteness and smiles all the time.
Sometimes, you need a huge dose of ‘what in the seven hells is going on here?!’ to remind you that life is a rollercoaster—and we have no idea what’s coming next.
At the time of writing, the ‘Cursed Images’ Instagram page had 229k followers. The founder of the page posts peculiar and contextless memes every single day and has been keeping this habit up for a long while now. You’d think that we would have ‘seen it all’ over so many years spent on social media, but many of these memes still manage to surprise us.
I'd rather have a banana revolt on my hand than a revolting banana.
Load More Replies...to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana, first, he has to be forced to drop the banana, then the banana has to be eaten, thus disarming him and rendering him helpless.
Oh no, not bananas again. Can't we learn how to defend ourselves against real weapons, like a pointed stick?
Load More Replies...That's not a banana........THIS is a banana! - Crocodile bananee
The new king quickly imposed his own mark and etiquette on the court.
NO respect for people who set packs of dogs on wildlife for fun.
Cursed images have been a part of internet culture and social media for quite a while now. Officially, cursed images got their name in late 2015, on Tumblr, after an account called (somewhat unsurprisingly) CursedImages started sharing weird and unusual pics. From there, this style of memes spread elsewhere on the internet, including Twitter, Reddit, TikTok, and elsewhere.
As a whole, cursed images can vary quite a bit in their content. Some memes might be disturbing, others might simply be low-quality photographs or snapshots of reality that looks glitched and makes the viewer uncomfortable. Others, still focus on illogical, mind-breaking topics or silly weirdness and chaotic fun.
She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb, in the shape of an "L" on her forehead...
Hey now, that's an all star, picture of an, x-ray..
Load More Replies...Don't you just hate it when the GPS tells you to "bear right" and "bear left" all the time?
No, he's wondering how generous bears are with the tip
Load More Replies...Dammit Sharon do you know how many viruses you got from this link alone
That's how my Dad looks at the screen when he can't find his glasses.
The opposite of cursed content is blessed, while a mix of the two is known as ‘blursed’ (blessed + cursed). Blessed images are usually super positive, cute, and wholesome. Though they can be fun(ny) just like cursed ones, these memes usually don’t do anything that would take the audience outside of its comfort zone.
Whatever you do, never look up "boat propeller trauma". Just don't.
Hairy wrists are normal, so why does that make me want to say, "Oh, yuck! It shows his arm hair?"
The memes that see the most success on the internet have to resonate with the audience on some level. In general, the more relatable that a pic or a joke is, the more likely it is to go viral because internet users will enjoy them and start sharing them with all of their pals.
Can I refer you to the classical art meme thread, just read it through…
Load More Replies...Definitely questioning their very existence. And will probably be pooping in your shoe in the very near future.
I actually saw one of these. Damn thing was F-ing with my eyes.XD
So in other words, let a small dog from Kansas motorboat you?
Load More Replies...I remember when Mitsubishi truck drivers would remove letters to make them read, "IT'S B S." Or Latino Chevrolet owners would make them say, "Chev olé"
Lol I have a Mitsubishi and call her mis bishi lol
Load More Replies...And the Anti christ shall ride in a chariot dubbed totoyotata, meaning the burning one.
Another important aspect of a quality meme is that it is short and to the point. Captions can help set the tone and introduce the audience to the context of what’s going on. However, they can also limit how folks interpret the photo. When you’re showing your followers pics without all that other fancy stuff like words and explanations, the meme is at its purest and rawest. If it’s weird enough, it’s bound to start a discussion as everyone tries to figure out what’s going on.
I'd so do this! And if my feet get any more swollen, I won't be walking and I'd be doing the exact thing
A legitimate question... If this person could not walk.. where have they gone? Unless there is a motorized cart In a store or something.
Load More Replies...What is cursed in this image he parked his wheelchair in the wheelchair parking what is wrong
I almost scrolled past this laughing a bit then my brain said hold up- uh how'd they get up... how'd they walk off... what's going on help
I'm exactly the kind of a*****e who would do this. If my legs get any worse, I'll be able to soon!
Me and Hell for numerous Internet crimes, “in Italian mobster voice” ah I’ve been expecting you
This is the cutest hell ever. Too bad the goat is taxidermied instead of just deep in thought.
Load More Replies...However, relatability and a short format aren’t enough for online content to be successful. Something else you need to consider is how you’re setting your page, as well as your memes apart from the crowd. You could try honing in on a niche that your competitors have ignored. Or you could add a dash of unique humor to elevate your cursed images and make them even more C u R s E d.
not cursed at all but imagine the sound when you sit or get up
Load More Replies...As we keep on actively converting all natural resources into trash, there might come a day when plastic waste of all kind turns out to be the most practical and valuable material we have at hand. Then our aesthetic standards will surely change accordingly.
What is really needed is blend and print 3d printer or a set of tools designed to be at very specific temperatures to work with the different types of plastic; would be posible to do anything from patching a leak to building a home on the cheap.
Load More Replies...When you're a prepper but you also like interior design.
Been done that with beer bottles, over bing drinking week end. Nice 6 ft couch.
They just learned the 'mouse' wasn't what they were expecting.
Load More Replies...I'm such a nerd that I want to know what game that is (though the kitty is precious and needs a hug).
I'm little. I didn't know what I was doing when I ordered all that catnip.
I hate to say it, but your boyfriend is probably three raccoons in a trenchcoat
Load More Replies...Oh, I interpreted it as that the store didn't want it there because of all the jokes etc.
Load More Replies...The last thing you need is… luck! No matter how great a meme is, it might not get the eyeballs you want due to a whole host of random reasons. Maybe the timing was off or literally everyone around the globe was awwwing over blessed animal pics. Though online success isn’t something that you can fully control, it’s best not to worry too much about clicks and views: focus on connecting with the audience and creating and sharing content that is high quality, on a consistent basis.
Elmo can only watch in horror as his friends Head was ripped off to be worn as a hat the only rule on Sesame Street was not the show weakness and Cookie Monster had failed he had no right to intervene
and as the guard came wearing is friends scalp, he began to deliberately eat his cookie mocking Elmos deceased friend.
Load More Replies...Is it! It's a cute video https://youtu.be/Zmyy3pIZ8I0
Load More Replies...Oh god, did he kill cookie monster and take his head as a trophy?
Yay my mortal enemy has been destroyed !!(not really don’t kill Cookie Monster he was my childhood I’m just staying in character)
Load More Replies..."'Scuse me. My ball is stuck. Can you get it for me friendly human?"
Moved away from Akron, I second the motion. One beat on my living room windows once.
Load More Replies...Isn’t the Ohio phase of the weekly Internet over by now?(genuine question)
I never even got the jokes in the first place 😭
Load More Replies...Which cursed images did you enjoy the most, dear Pandas? Were there any that confused you so much that you ended up saying, ‘Wait, what?’ aloud? Drop by the comments to share your thoughts. If you’d like to see some more cursed memes, check out Bored Panda’s earlier article about @cursed.image5 right here. Oh, and if you’d like to balance things out a bit, take a peek at our earlier feature about blessed images over here to heal your soul.
Only one line comes to mind when I see this image (that one bird meme) “listen here you m*********er”
He's seen things and idk if I wanna know..... idk man... heblooks a little scarred
All i can come up with is: where was the costume designer? And or was his cast members?
that looks photoshopped. there's no curvature or deformation to the tattoo that should be there. Even with straight lines there's still curvature of your body to deform the tattoo slightly.
It's photoshopped. It wouldn't have the same exact same notifications and battery life, lol. Nice try, though.
Yeah but you were watching him do it and presumably approved the sketch.
Wouldn't he have noticed when it was being done?... If this is real.
Now for the pic that took number one on things I wish I never had to see
When the ground chuck is round and it weighs forty pound That's a MEATBALL 🎵
When it's made of ground beef and it gives your back grief... That's a MEATBALL 🎵
Load More Replies..."...and as he lay there screaming I said "Shut it loser or I will yank the other one off!" So, what do you want to do with lefty here?"
Is this supposed to be a reference that Spider Man is from Queens?
It's borderline, if not actually, disrespectful
Load More Replies...I dated her in high school! Foreign exchange student. Can't for the life of me remember where she was from, though. Dutch? Belgian? Somewhere around there...
Upvote for knowing the title of the original work!
Load More Replies...Oh poor Squidward. My little brother used to sing a song my kids used to sing the SpongeBob SquarePants, loudly mind you.
You know when you wake up early in the morning looking like the one on the left
If wanna go the toilet or take a snack ?
Load More Replies...Alex is either angry, or the lady just kicked him in his jewels.
Madonna needs to stop with the plastic surgery until there's nothing left to pull back.
sad but true. a food bank here in NZ was gifted a pallet of apples, so they put some bags in the pallet with a sign saying fill a bag take as many as you want. The pallet had been there all day and nobody had taken any apples, so the next day they made it compulsory that you had to take a bag of apples if you got a food parcel. at the end of the day the apples were gone, but the rubbish bin just down the road was stuffed full to overflowing with bags of apples.
It is sad. We grew up a lot on food from the food bank and my mom would use everything, even the weird vegetables and cans of mystery meat. She was very creative, which I know not everyone is, but she would say we have no business taking food from the food bank if we could chose not to eat it (allergies excepted - she is allergic to kiwi and so is my sister so I ended up eating an absurd amount of kiwis at one point). And she lived by that and still does. This was also before the internet, so she couldn't just Google a recipe.
Load More Replies...Hasn't anyone ever heard of home baking? From scratch? I'd take a lot of those apples for pies and crisps all from scratch
Very sad waste of good food. I hate when I see apple trees in people’s yards around where I live with fruit all over the ground unused. I guess giving the to a food bank won’t work since supposed hungry people wouldn’t want them. I try to eat an apple a day, especially if I want a sweet treat to balance it out. They’re actually quite expensive here in Canada now.
Apple pie, applewheat, apple sauce, apple chutney, apple rings (dry them so they last forever). even apples as vegetables. well, you need a baking oven or cooker and a pan. some may not have access to a kitchen? i don't understand the throwing away, it breaks my heart. you could also give the apples to a horse owner. oh yes, apple juice is also very tasty. what's wrong with people?
At least take them and cut them up for the wild animals in the yard at night. Selfish wasteful a******s.
There is a joke here that is probably not suitable for BP. 🤣
The man's name is legit FISTO. I know, cuz my brother had EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE GUYS. My barbies had to hang out with these guys cuz I didn't have a sister.
Load More Replies...Well, I guess I'm not seeing it either I have no clue? I'm up in the air just like you are
Load More Replies...I was thinking it was Wags from the Wiggles because it looked familiar and that's the only dog I could think of
Load More Replies...Patrollin', they tryna catch me ridin' dirty
Load More Replies...If I remember correctly isn’t Mort some sort of psychopathic time/alternative dimension traveling cosmic deity banished from the realm of the sky gods?
Load More Replies...Banana sambo used to have these all the time as a kid...only the banana was sliced between two slices of good oul brennans bread! Nom
NooOOoOOOOOoooOoOOOo that looks awful wth is wrong with ppl
Banana? Good. Bread? Good. I see no problem here. It is survival food.
My child was TERRIFIED of this segment on all his Wiggles videos in the early Aughts "Can you point your fingers and do the twist?"NOOOOOOO *edit: typo
if they're being used for scale all the time, they gotta be recharged obviously
i thought they used nuclear power so they can be used at all times
Load More Replies...It's like a cheat code for the banana battery science project
Looks better than all the proud British BPs showing off their nasty breakfasts.
Please do enlighten us with the obviously far superior breakfasts of YOUR country, friend!
Load More Replies...And you get a gold sta...er... whatever that is. Your did a great job 👍
Load More Replies...Yk that's how I draw stars sometimes cause I can't draw stars without the crossy thingie
Late night, I thought it was funny to correct thing that wasn't wrong. :)
Load More Replies...Man, those pants must be pretty darn smelly for them to get up and walk off by themselves! LOL
Does anybody else remember that Jimmy Neutron episode with the sentient jeans?
It would be a pretty s****y experience for them Ok I’ll leave
Load More Replies...down with the porta potties!!! *2 seconds later after the water and other stuff in there pour out of the toilet*
"Any landing you can walk away from is a good landing." - pilot saying
Load More Replies...Funny thing is, I've seen my older brother pull up to the airport and fill up his 69 Mach 1 mustang! Doesn't surprise me
Electric Mayhem! I don’t know why but Janice was/is my favourite muppet.
I was seriously scared of Janice when I was little. Floyd was my favorite Mayhem.
Load More Replies...One of my oldest Brothers favorite guy was animal! Mine were the old guys in the balcony
That's Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem, show some respect!
Load More Replies...🎶Every breath you take and every move you make every bond you break every step you take take I’ll be watching you. Every single day🎶
DAVEE the cat is looking at boobs on the computer againnn
Oh boy. Mommy must be a little tipsy and left her toy where it doesn't belong.
My son had this flashlight when he was 3. Someone got into our attic one night and was walking around, I was up late reading at 3am when I heard them. Got my ex up to go check it out. Could only find one flashlight, guess which one? Yep, as he enters the attic and turns it on you can hear the chugga-chugga, chugga-chugga, whoosh! toot! toot! We then heard a low masculine giggle and running steps to the window followed by a grunt and a thump hitting the ground outside then a yell of pain Guy high on meth broke in the window and came in looking to steal stuff. Said he "couldn't take it" when he heard the train light and tried to get out before he busted out laughing. Slipped trying to jump off the roof and broke his leg. Nearly 16 years later and I still have the light, lol!
I dumped the boiling water in and forgot the drain plug was in so reached in to pull it.......
Load More Replies...AAAA NO MY BROTHER SINGS THAT SONG ALL THE TIME AND IT hAuNtS mE
Load More Replies...Nope, ignore me, I just realised time zones exist. 🤦
Load More Replies...Back in 2012 I had to do an inpatient hospital jaunt and they wouldn't let me have my laptop the first night. I feel the pain in this picture over 10 years later as if it were yesterday.
Shark has some serious swagger. Impressive given it has no legs.
Is it just me, or does that look like the loan shark from Buffy the vampire slayer. (Tabula Rasa)
I so hated this cartoon when my kids were little. Who would think of a triangle shaped head? But, hey Football Head...
Is this the one after Halloween where he's dead? All you see is him walking to the metal fence
First they de-sexied the green one, and now they've taken the yellow one's legs! When will it end?!
Adam Sandler looks like he's either really afraid of eating that snack or in a far away dimension as he trips his balls off 🤣
You know this is one of the only images I’ve seen so far that is genuinely awful
"Ah, yes, the King's Gambit. Fortunately, I know the counter, because I'm a good boy! Who's a good boy? Me!"
I have been sitting here for 10 minutes trying to remember who this is and I still can't get it plz help-
hey isint... insisnisnsit... *screams* isn't that the kid from the polar express movie
Is he from monster house?... that show is imprinted in my brain after watching it 10 times in a row for my cousin...
Apparently not imprinted enough cause he's front the Pilar express🥲
Load More Replies...Rengoku actually looks like a material gworl with those eyes. I didn't even realise it was him without the hair and eyebrows
100 push ups! 100 sit ups! 100 squats! And a 10 km run! Every day!
Snapcube’s sonic the hedgehog fan dub. It’s really funny
Load More Replies...Sonic. I remember hearing that everyday when our game system got turned on. Sega
William Afton speaks to Gregory, Five Nights at Freddy’s: Security Breach (2021)
Protein rice.... protein.... rice.... protienrice..... protice....proice...price
Don't know why this comment was down voted. I'm giving it an upvote.
Load More Replies...It's a green (grass, weeds, compost making waste) bin.... with a plastic bag
That whole show is a curse.. but this one is over my head. I dont get it.
were they normal images? sponge_bob...2657ed.jpg
i came one here with an afternoon cup of coffee and my panda plushie
were they normal images? sponge_bob...2657ed.jpg
i came one here with an afternoon cup of coffee and my panda plushie
