30 Hilarious And Unhinged Conversations Overheard On Wall Street That Are Too Good Not To Share (New Posts)

Exactly!

Money can buy freedom from need, freedom from financial worry, freedom to pursue personal happiness, but it doesn't buy happiness. Just my opinion, of course.

How else would they know if you'll be able to join their D&D campaign

You're not alone. 😬

Oh my, BP forgot to censor this one. I'm positively mortified 😱🙈

I told this one to my sister before.

This happened to me. For a teaching position. The principal modeled what i should do and made me try it several times before letting me leave. OOF

Nailed it

Works for everything else

i know that feeling, i had a project in an engineering class in 10th grade, it failed so badly that when i took engineering 2 the next year he still had my model grabbing claw in a corner and said not to build stuff with s****y materials, the most embarrassing thing in my life because people still knew it was me

HOLY S**T

hahaha

They're not wrong about that one...

Hang on....did BP just grow the 4vck up!?

Understandable. Windows 10 tanked my own PC multiple times. I can only imagine an entire office going down...

Not fair to downvote a mod for doing their job; yeesh. Also, not everyone wants to have BP full of uncensored swearing and other offensive language. Lots of younger Pandas on here. I can see both sides of the argument, but yeah.

Fair enough, though I assure you they're buying them in bulk at about $2-5 a piece.

Associate is an a*s-hat.

Lol. #facts

Not in my experience with that dumpster fire...

I’m dying😂

Me on a daily basis

Lemme guess: "Hey, get the f**k out!"

They're not wrong..

Shame you're not though.

Yes.

Happen when your boss is 19

What kind of flavor is that and I want it

Well, at least he tried.

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

Not getting what this has to do with Covid. Weren't interns, stereotypically, always clueless?

Well, if you guys would pay fair taxes and we had proper appropriation oversight they'd have some to go back to...

YAHSSSSSS

:(

Also see "Product of the year". They will make up more or less any category to make sure everyone who paid will win. Product of the Year (fragranced facial wipes in mauve packaging category)

Apparently covered with chlamydia and herpes

Making the cartels richer and the streets more violent one line at a time. As always, just my opinion.

At least it was an email and not a two hour long meeting

I'm gonna need you to go ahead and 'splain that to me. (I know a jpeg is a pic.)

Have you tried calling again just to "make sure they are ok" lol

Can't you get a tax refund even if you've dodged all taxes?

Yeah, cuz people LOVE to work and not get paid!

yup

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