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In only 23 years, the 21st century has already pumped out dozens of revolutionary, life-changing inventions. If you love your smartphone, social media, cryptocurrency, GPS navigation, online streaming platforms and e-cigarettes, you can be thankful that you’re living in this day in age. Personally, I have to say that my favorite invention from this century is the air fryer (seriously, don’t knock it until you try it), but I have to say that another invention that has changed my life is the screenshot. You know it, you love it, and perhaps you fear it if you send your friends embarrassing, unflattering selfies via Snapchat or Instagram, but it’s likely that you use it too.

So in honor of the famous screenshot, we’ve taken a trip into the UUU Universe to visit the Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Screenshots Facebook group. This community has amassed an impressive 65k members for sharing exactly what their title states, so we’ve gathered some of their very best posts down below for your entertainment, pandas. Enjoy scrolling through these pics, and be sure to upvote all of the screenshots that you enjoy, despite how useless they may be!

#1

I Always Wanted To Find One Of Those Fake Listings Locally But I Haven’t Found One Until Now!

I Always Wanted To Find One Of Those Fake Listings Locally But I Haven’t Found One Until Now!

Madison Brooks Report

Mickysixxx
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Amazing colour changing, scented puzzle

Francine Govan
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish I hadn't been forced to consider that aspect of this ... 🤢

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Kade Reece
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hello, is this still available?

BoredPandaSucks
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh fu¢k's sake. i giggled way too much at that.

Sad Quokka
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I shouldn't have laughed at this

Anna Demkovych
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How may pieces? Idk if my toddler wil manage it

g90814
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I laughed for 5 minutes for this!

Sca Caca
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is hilarious and so wrong! 🤣

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    #2

    It Made Me Laugh So Much Because It Came Out Nowhere

    It Made Me Laugh So Much Because It Came Out Nowhere

    Cameron Nowill Report

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know where to get the .stl? Asking for a friend

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:5159237

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    Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when The Rock says "If you smell what The Rock is cooking", it's lobster

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Rock says, know your damn lobster roll and shut your mouth!

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    #3

    Umm...who's Gonna Tell Them?

    Umm...who's Gonna Tell Them?

    Charlie Benedetto Report

    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's fvcking hilarious those eyeballs

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, despite the crudeness and poor technical execution the picture does an excellent job of capturing the essence of that... dog?

    Lainey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This dog has no essence. He just saw some things he should've forgotten. But didn't.

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    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is as advertised, one of a kind!

    FreeDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Draw me like one of your French poodles."

    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Want a drawing of your pup trippin? 50 bucks!

    Marie Dahme
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That dog’s eyes says it all. “Look at me ! I’m trippin balls !” Lol

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ngl I had this phase in middle school when I thought I was good at drawing and offered to draw all my friends. The results were... interesting

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was going to say - I think it's a kid.

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    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one demonic looking dog drawing

    FLUFF
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fluff is not scared of anything. This is fluff’s scary demented dog-cousin

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    The Useless, Unsuccessful, and/or Unpopular Screenshots group is part of the UUU Universe, which encompasses a host of groups including UUU Ginko Trees, UUU Reruns, UUU Facts, UUU Philosophy, UUU Movies, UUU Memes, UUU Grocery Store, UUU Almost Dead Plants, and more. But today we’re focusing on the screenshots, so let me give you a little background information of this massive community. The group was launched on February 11, 2017 and is for posting all of “your ridiculous screenshots that don't fit into any other groups.” There aren’t too many rules, aside from the general UUU tenets and that members must only post screenshots they’ve taken themselves.

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    No punching down or edgelord “humor” is tolerated in the group, and members are told to resist the urge to engage in “pointless online discourse”. “Seriously, why do you care so much? Take a deep breath. Get off Facebook for a bit. Maybe go outside if you can and look up at the sky. Read a book. Google ‘eel reproduction’. Find five things you can see, four things you can touch, three things you can hear, two things you can smell, and one thing you can taste,” the admin rules state.

    #4

    Instructions Unclear

    Instructions Unclear

    Jessica Turner Report

    Klondike Penguin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks! So just to confirm your information is “IAmMissingAFewThingsFromMyOrder@listenhereyoulittlesh!t.com.” Is that correct?

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Justconnectmetothefuckingagent@yousuck.com

    Ryan Bennett
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh my email address, "I'm a stupid moron"

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm kind of impressed they didn't truncate or return an error. Just means the programming was lazy though.

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    #5

    This Is How Someone Quit Where I Work

    This Is How Someone Quit Where I Work

    Meggi PooperScooper Report

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The `Immediately` underneath makes this so much better

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could be wrong, but I believe it's spelled "aight". We've butchered the original butchering.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to have a beer with that person!

    JJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see spongebob I upvote!

    Vermontah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really is a rush to quit that way

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    #6

    The US Will Use Anything But The Metric System

    The US Will Use Anything But The Metric System

    Paril Langard Report

    Birb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    only Banana for scale please

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One football field is about 514 bananas x 274 bananas, making the area around 140,836 bananas. Times that by 15, and you get 4,500 bananas long, 2,400 bananas wide covering a total area of 10,800,000 bananas. Times that by 15 and the total answer is 67,500 bananas by 36,000 bananas covering an area of 162,000,000 bananas

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    LovingKnuckle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure you don’t care but the actual quote is “But we expect the debris field to be of the rough order of magnitude of about 1,500 meters by 1,500 meters, and so, you know, more than 15 football fields by 15 football fields.” Giving a frame of reference.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they put the football fields in the ocean to measure it?

    Lainey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the fields are just levitate over the ocean.

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So.... 225 football fields. Aprox. 1,2 km2; aprox. 3 times Vatican City or 3/4 of Monaco.

    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile in the UK, they're judging us while measuring stuff in stone and hands.

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But the news report I heard used the 3 school buses measurement.

    Daycare Attendant Sun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The size of 3 busses is what my station said. Which begs to question: what kind of bus? School? Greyhound? One of those short busses used by the county? I must know.

    Shannon Hawks
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2024 we will be using the banana system. metric sucks. why do you put 150mm size on blueprints with +.0026 to +.004. if you want it 150.05 mm put that on the f*****g print

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeps the Chinese guessing

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    And although the group has been around for 5 years already, it continues to thrive. At the time I’m writing this, the group has already seen 107 new posts today and gained over 300 new members in the last week. So clearly, there is a huge audience for UUU screenshots. You never know exactly what you’re going to get when you take a scroll through this group. Will you find screenshots of bizarre items being listed on Facebook Marketplace and eBay? Maybe if you’re lucky, you’ll feast your eyes on extremely cringey content from social media or texting conversations that make you lose all faith in humanity? Regardless of what you find, you know it’ll qualify for at least one of the U’s.

    Part of the fun of this group is participating in the sharing as well. We all have smartphones or computers if we’re using Facebook, so chances are, we all come across something bizarre that’s worth screenshotting every now and then. Whether it’s a terribly photoshopped ad, a hilarious post on another social media site, or a strange item being sold on Amazon, the possibilities for screenshot hilarity are endless. In fact, you probably have some photos that you could share on UUU screenshots just sitting in your camera roll right now, waiting for you to recognize their potential.  

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    #7

    I Have So Many Questions.... Is The Cat Part Of The Deal? What Is A Women's Bread Size? Are You Selling Cats Loaves?

    I Have So Many Questions.... Is The Cat Part Of The Deal? What Is A Women's Bread Size? Are You Selling Cats Loaves?

    Abby Scott Report

    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry. Banana cannot come in for work today. Cat has decided to be used for scale. Deal with it.

    blobby_grrl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, Banana finally took its long service leave

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    Jack S
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's tiger bread innit.

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm more worried about the price

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it is for 3 bags of the 2XL womens cat bread - maybe that’s a deal

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    Id row
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even know what they're selling for $50. 3 bags of women's 2XL something.

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cat is literally loafing. What a joyous day!

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm. Cat loaves. My favorite

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    #8

    Was Looking At Reviews Of A Bathing Suit. This Was The Most Helpful

    Was Looking At Reviews Of A Bathing Suit. This Was The Most Helpful

    Kristie Brisby Report

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ginger kitties are usually male

    Anne Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How Ginger identifies is not our business..

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    Jack Waltz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    9 out of 10 cats does countdown and a fashion show

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best review! Cute cat too!

    What??
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried to like it on the screenshot.. lol

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    #9

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

    João Gomes Report

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised that I haven't seen it on someone before, it's really "creative".😅

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bought one for my dad about 8 years ago, he wears it occasionally to annoy my mother, all boxes ticked

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    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you need a Guy Fieri costume, these are winner winner chicken dinner

    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, would they? Don't keep us in suspense.

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    That Bi Book Lover
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute, one of the older cleaners at my school has that hairstyle and he always wears those sport headband things… hold on :0

    Sunny Day
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have actually seen a woman with straight, waist-length hair and spiked top. I thought it was one of these. It wasn't. She spiked the hair on the top of her head and wore a plain visor.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad actually owns this. He thinks he's funny when he wears it to go get the paper in the morning. And yes, he's completely bald.

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna get one for my brother

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They sold these at D**k's sporting goods for years. Edit: Its a name, BP! You don't have to censor it!

    Destinee Davis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw someone in a really nice convertible with one of these once and I nearly crashed laughing so hard 😂

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    According to Riccardo Coluccini at Vice News, the first smartphone to introduce the capability to screenshot was the beloved iPhone, in 2007, but the history of the screenshot itself actually goes back much further. In 1959, “The very first photo of a screen featured the image of a pin-up model, drawn by a computer programmer for fun on a 213 million euro Cathode-ray tube screen,” Coluccini writes. “The screen, which was owned by the American military (and usually used for detecting nuclear threats), was photographed using a polaroid camera, resulting in a rudimentary – and very expensive – first example of computer art, and the world's first-known screenshot.”

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    #10

    No And Not Sure Why This Ad Was Directed At Me

    No And Not Sure Why This Ad Was Directed At Me

    J.D. Hayes Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being sold exclusively in Texas!

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wham bam no thank you ma'am

    RafCo (he/him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, I'd rather bullets be made into art, than into holes in people. So I guess, good job!

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Without the brass mulch, this would be somewhat pleasing to look at.

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the idea of reusing metal for art...then I saw the pot. Big no.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My friend has a menorah made of shell casings. He's sort of a Jewish redneck.

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    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pop that question like that, your gonna get a firework display. Unlikely you'll spark anything though

    Paul Vasquez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was expecting a .44, but he had a .22 and went of half-cocked.

    RezFidel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me you are from... yeayea ok I see myself out.

    Aussie Bloke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not gonna lie, bullet bouquet looks pretty cool.

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    #11

    Unsuccessful Because I Did Not Go For A Swim. I Was Packing My Closet

    Unsuccessful Because I Did Not Go For A Swim. I Was Packing My Closet

    Melissa Hofmann Report

    Adam Zad
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, if you eat chocolate chip cookies two-handed, really fast, FitBit thinks you're jogging.

    N G
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's time you came out of the closet and admit that you're a swimmer

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it an Olympic sized or lap closet?

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I usually get about four hundred steps standing still and folding laundry.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Packing" or rubbing one out before the trip??

    george c
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were fishing for compliments?

    Clay S.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I didn't exercise, but fitbit says I did, it counts, right?

    BananaNutBread
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this happen while going through my closet and trying old clothes on to see what fits me. Best "swim" of my life

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    #12

    Bonk Of America Is Gonna Get Me!!!

    Bonk Of America Is Gonna Get Me!!!

    Vickie Crizer Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bonk AF Americlam. It get's worse the longer you look at it.

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    T J R
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in the fraud department, you'd be amazed how many people still click that link and wind up giving all their info and money to scammers...

    Ladedah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, that doesn't surprise me at all! I had already suspected that society contained a large number of morons... you merely provided additional evidence to support my suspicion 😆

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    Trophy Husband
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My company owns nearly a thousand close spellings of our name. When a new scam comes to our attention, we sue to take the domain and then we will pay for it forever so no one else can do that. This means that everything close to a major company's URL is gone, so they get worse and worse. And I can tell you, even smart people who are normally carefull will still fall for stupid s**t sometimes.

    ( ._.)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Americlam, Noun ; a gun that shoots pearls

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    Fast forward a few decades, and finally, in the 1990s, the “print screen” command became standard on computers. The general public was suddenly able to screenshot to their heart’s desire, as long as they owned a PC or had access to one. Today, however, screenshots are used for a variety of reasons, including to convey information and to hold private conversations unbeknownst to the individuals whose messages have been screenshotted. Screenshots can also be nefarious, as many Snapchat users unfortunately came to learn after sending NSFW photos. But for the most part, screenshots are, or should be, used just for fun.

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    As Coluccini writes for Vice, “Screenshots have become the faceless selfie, and a way to share what happens when we're alone on the internet. And while they're still important for archival reasons (like in the prolific work of the Internet Archive), they've evolved as vitally important evidence or ‘receipts’ of behavior people might have wanted to forget.”

    #13

    Dude Knows What He's Got. He's Got Gold

    Dude Knows What He's Got. He's Got Gold

    Samantha Anderson Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what you got? About 57 potential omelettes, that's about it.

    Beck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dozen eggs are now almost $7. Last year they were 99 cents.

    Liz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well there was a shortage recently in some parts of the US due to avian flu

    Susan Bosse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. Egg prices have risen about 60%. They're normally $1.50 - $3 a dozen (depending on where you live) and they're running $5+ right now. My birthday was yesterday and I received eggs from two friends who have chickens. (I jokingly said it's what I wanted. Ha) I'm not complaining. Lol

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    Icecream Sarang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again…Costco, 5.99 (ish) 2 doz if you’ve a Costco near you. I’m in an area really hard hit by the egg shortage (7.99/dz), and they have been in stock the steadily. You’d make up for the 60 dollar membership in about a month.

    Krd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't an egg shortage. Please stop lying and\or buying into what these egg companies are saying. The hen laying population is only down like 4-6% from previous years. Which is plenty to supply the US with regularly priced eggs. This is just corporate greed. The FTC is actually looking into this, since it's basically price gouging. Every grocery store I go to has their egg sections packed with eggs, yet they are still charging $7.99 for a dozen. I'm in Boston btw. Last year eggs were $2.99 a dozen. That's over a 100% increase.

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    NickTheDuck
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Consider raising ducks if eggs are too expensive.

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I’ll keep my tickets….

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    #14

    Me- Oh, That's A Nice Vestaggggggghhhhh My God What Happened Here

    Me- Oh, That's A Nice Vestaggggggghhhhh My God What Happened Here

    Kelly Willemsen Report

    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something's not right with her knees....

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was a quiet night in the City of Angels when a stroppy brunette extruded her legs into my office like Play-Doh...

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had poured myself a bourbon, closed the blinds, lit her cigarette and asked 'what was up, dollface' before her body had made it through the door.

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    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The old joke "I wonder what chairs would look like if our knees bent the other way?"🤷🤣

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lizard people are getting worse at hiding themselves

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one of those impossible body standards that apparently all women must achieve *shakes head and tuts*

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are we going to ignore that her legs have the wrong colour?

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you model wrongly for the mob and they take it out on your knees

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you see how far back your barbie's knees go..

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    #15

    Ahh, It's Good To See The Oldies Are Still Around

    Ahh, It's Good To See The Oldies Are Still Around

    Melissa Hofmann Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, seems like a good deal. After all, it's legit AND genuine

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let’s not forget lucrative and sincere

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    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, my money's all tied up in Nigerian princes

    R Dennis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had me until the manager... Saudi government allowing women to use email?

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was my thought. And she's a manager?

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, just send me $50k in advance and we can work together ... My bank account nr is ...

    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean bonk account, right? Just gotta clear up that misunderstanding with Americlam...

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    The Accidental Cat Thief
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but give me 5 minutes. My coworker is looking over my shoulder and I don't want her to have any part in this.

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their proposal needs to be refined

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thats a crude oil company alright

    Powerful Katrinka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not for med, but you should try a guy named Jared Kushner.

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    While screenshots can be used for many purposes, I personally love to use them for sentimental reasons. When a friend or family member sends a particularly sweet or hilarious message, I love to screenshot it and keep it in an album on my phone for use in the future. When I’m in need of a kind word or I find myself missing them, I just look back on my screenshot archive, and I start smiling. If I see something on social media I’d like to share with a friend who doesn’t use that platform, I can simply screenshot it and pass it along. We all know that screenshots can be used for good or evil, but I have to say, using them for good just feels so right.  

    #16

    It Is So You Can Get Better At Arm Wrassling. Even Simulate Sweaty Palms

    It Is So You Can Get Better At Arm Wrassling. Even Simulate Sweaty Palms

    Jennifer Rodriguez Report

    Katy Cattoni
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL...thought never crossed my mind until your comment.

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    Andrea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You made a m@asterbation prototype! Own it! 🤘

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Built by Howard Wolowitz! :D

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ‘Developed a bit of a smell’ How the hell would that have happened through arm wrestling practise?

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an arm wrestling machine. 😅 It's for another kind of a... job.

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We're Just wrestling! Get out of my room!"

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It developed a smell ...IT DEVELOPED A SMELL ... are we talking about Lavender and Vanilla ... or High School Boy's locker room?

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been wrestling allright...to get tf away

    Mune
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things getting spicy?

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It's developed a bit of a smell..." Gosh, who can resist that?

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    #17

    I Don't Care How Silly This Looks. I Want It

    I Don't Care How Silly This Looks. I Want It

    Mateo El Fulano Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would it fit on a cat though

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Fish head, fish head, roly poly fish head..."

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets just... take a moment to fully realise what the world is coming to. A piece of plastic that is meant to look like a human head, wearing a hat that is meant to look like a cookie, which is meant to look like a fish...?!

    Emmy Dumont
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it so bad... my husband said that it would be a case of divorce if I did hahahaha

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There’s plenty of fish in the sea. Like this one!

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great out on the boat fishing after 8 beers

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    #18

    Leave Me Alone, Trivago

    Leave Me Alone, Trivago

    Chris Bear Report

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's bound to be a good time

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really whipped up an interesting room there

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    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Review: 2 stars, The carpet squelches and there's a funky scent in the air. Lots of sanitizer though

    CalamityOne
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't touch *anything* in that room...

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw a sex dungeon house for rent on airbnb.

    Lauora
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone didn't reject the cookies on their internet searches!

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there no mirror on the ceiling?

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For real! What kind of c**p are they selling here?

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    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never felt so restrained trying not to laugh.

    Lori T Wisconsin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every room needs a St. Andrews cross.

    Wren Hard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I don't know exactly what this room is for, but it must be very sacred and innocent

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    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christian Grey: It's just behind this door. Anastasia Steele: What is? Christian Grey: My playroom. Anastasia Steele: Like your Xbox and stuff?

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    Screenshots, in general, are not useless, as we’re able to use them for a variety of practical purposes. At work, you might need to send a quick message to a colleague with a screenshot of a part of a document you’re discussing. Your landlord might try to change the terms of something you’ve previously agreed upon, but by sending a quick screenshot of your prior conversation, you can clear up any confusion. But there’s a big difference between keeping a screenshot between you and whomever you’ve had a conversation with and posting screenshots of private conversations online. That’s where screenshots can enter some ethical gray area.

    #19

    My Small Towns Yard Sale Pages Are Filled With Scammers. They’re Not Even Trying To Hide It

    My Small Towns Yard Sale Pages Are Filled With Scammers. They’re Not Even Trying To Hide It

    Danielle Weimer Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to see what the scam was

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make $300 a day doing blah blah blah blah.....

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    Lainey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a pleasant exchange of words.

    #20

    I Bet You Do Need These Gone Asap. They Probably Tried To “Go Chucky” On You In Your Sleep

    I Bet You Do Need These Gone Asap. They Probably Tried To “Go Chucky” On You In Your Sleep

    Brittany Coleman Report

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best little dollhouse in Texas

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that what the neck restraint is for.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to put Haunted before the word Porcelain

    Lainey
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Burn it in the circle of salt and run away. Fast.

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The doll's face even looks like "this confinement is demeaning! I'll get you for this!"

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dallas Cowboys cheerleader doll. Just what I'd want my daughter to be when she grows up!

    Arky Gamalan
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hm.. ASAP and also free.. something fishy here

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "seller" is creeped out by the dolls.

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    #21

    I Don’t Think That Reclines

    I Don’t Think That Reclines

    Bonnie Radecki Reidel Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It all depends on how you lay on your possum.

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unrelated, but look at its toesies!

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s better than a couch any day

    Muff_Fluff
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can make it recline give me ten minutes

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are possums marsupial, if so, recliner pouch

    raisin hippo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would buy that in a flash. Is it still up?

    the_harbringer_of_doom
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think i broke mine, it turned into jam. is it supposed to do that?

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    Victoria Angelova wrote a piece last year for API Layer discussing how ethical screenshots are, and she mentions some of the times where it might be questionable to take screenshots. “First, if you are taking a screenshot of someone else’s work (e.g., a website or document), you should make sure you have their permission before doing so,” she writes. “Otherwise, you may be violating their copyright. Second, if you take a screenshot of confidential or sensitive information (e.g., a medical record), you should ensure you have the proper authorization to do so. Otherwise, you may be violating patient privacy laws.”

    #22

    The Cake, Or The Price?

    The Cake, Or The Price?

    Lawren Elizabeth Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cake looks so dry it's asking for water

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cake looks so dry, I could start a forest fire with it

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cake looks so dry that one taste could cause you to experience mirages

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cake looks so dry I'm going to name it Mars.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen stucco that looks moister.

    Ellie Ripps
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They actually sell these half cakes for half the price though they usually ice the part where the cut it? Hmmmmm 🤔

    Katie Kins
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not enough frosting in the middle.

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone scrape the frosting off the top of the cake and then put it back?

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    #23

    I Hate When My Computer Runs Out Of Ink, Too

    I Hate When My Computer Runs Out Of Ink, Too

    Jillian Butler Report

    Andrea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect that. New ink $40, new printer $80

    marcelo D.
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    new printers don't come with full ink tanks. They have sample ink tanks.

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    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this exact printer! It's a work horse.

    Marcellus II
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is it now, a printer, a computer or a horse?!

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    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So...selling computer or printer? And all because of ink? I think that maybe, just MAYBE, there might b a way to resolve that issue

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know it's a computer when I see one.

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, technically there is a computer in there.

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why I spent $300 on an Ecotank printer, expensive upfront, but cheaper in the long run. I have had it for a year and have printed a ton of stuff; pictures, stickers, shirt decals, recipes, and it has barely made a dent in the ink. Plus the ink is like $20 for all 4 refill tubes.

    Sarcastic non-binary they/them
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was a hospital and the son died I’m tired

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it. She just labeled it wrong.

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    #24

    Is Anything On This Table Really On This Table?

    Is Anything On This Table Really On This Table?

    Artie Schmutze Report

    A_Cat_To_The_Past
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If at first you don't succeed, fail better.

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a metal stressball?

    Eris Kallisti
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's a 3d rendered sphere badly photoshopped onto the table?

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    Veronica Cross
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't fail any better than I am I'm sorry 😔

    Maltaros
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This feels like what happens when I try to add clutter to my Sims desk.

    evangeline_jernigans
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They failed to make that blue globe look real.

    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try until you fail successfully

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what I like. Negative reinforcement

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    “Just because you can easily take screenshots doesn’t mean that you should,” Victoria goes on to write. “More and more technologies are implementing methods to either block screenshots or alert other users when screenshots are taken. There could be many reasons someone would want to be alerted if you take a screenshot. For example, if you are taking a screenshot of a confidential document, the other person may want to know so they can take measures to protect the information. Or, if you are taking a screenshot of a conversation, the other person may want to know so they can continue the conversation offline.” So let’s keep our screenshotting harmless and useless, mainly for purposes of documentation, to help us remember things and to have something silly to post on UUU Screenshots.

    #25

    Whatcha Reading There, Belle?

    Whatcha Reading There, Belle?

    Elise Payne Report

    Sad Quokka
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously something BP have censored

    A Fox Eating Waffles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can she read that? There's no pictures!

    RedPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, no no. You see, she’s admiring a polar bear in a snowstorm. His name is Jerry and he has a nice white hat on.

    Amanda Fondaumiere
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soooo thats why the townfolk thought she was weird….

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The script and scene directions for Game of Thrones S8?

    george c
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GOP knowledge on the female anatomy

    Amy T
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Soon she'll be getting ideas, and thinking.

    Jerrica Coyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Some people like to use their imaginations!"

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    #26

    It Has Again Come Back To Haunt Me

    It Has Again Come Back To Haunt Me

    Kayla Marie Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buffalo wangz? Are they cooking up an order of bull penis to go with the wank they call ranch beer?

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I can't tell you how many times I've been enjoying an ice cold beer just to look at it in my hand and think, this needs ranch... 🍺🍻🤢🤮

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dreams come true". I suppose technically nightmares are a type of dream.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a beer lover I am truly disgusted at the thought of this!

    SCP 504
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a ranch lover I am disgruntled that anyone would want to even imagine this

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    CalicoKitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid who ordered a bowl of ranch dressing grew up to buy this

    Auntie Bear
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally! I'm sick of chugging this virgin ranch dipping sauce! /s

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really?! People WANTED Ranch Beer? Like, they actually REQUESTED this company brew one, and someone there thought it was a great idea?! Someone or several someone's need to b let go

    DonnerDinnerParty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Made in Texas by texans" that 100% explains it 🤢🤢🤮

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    #27

    Oh, That Was My Favorite In Dave Mirra!

    Oh, That Was My Favorite In Dave Mirra!

    John Connelly Report

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely getting kidnapped when you show up for the BMX

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kentucky….that seems about right.

    MaggieMay85
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of miles on that bike.

    Melissa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry but I don't want to ride your bike. I think you should post in a different classified

    ShaZam Beaubien
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that Nana without a shirt ... or PawPaw?

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stop trying to sell grandpa as a bike.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $439K for 7 bedroom house??? where is this?

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    #28

    Come On Now If I Put A Soda Can On My Heel I’d Look Like A Crazy Crackhead But When Dolce And Gabbana Does It It’s “Fashion”

    Come On Now If I Put A Soda Can On My Heel I’d Look Like A Crazy Crackhead But When Dolce And Gabbana Does It It’s “Fashion”

    Vanessa Merrill Report

    Jul_Jul_C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvote for title... X100 if I could.

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope the can was reinforced.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they’ve got something there!

    Krd
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to "high-fashion"...

    #29

    Sometimes You Find Cockroaches In The Food But The Food Is Excellent Though

    Sometimes You Find Cockroaches In The Food But The Food Is Excellent Though

    Robert Barnard Report

    Birb
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So thats why Headless Roach has no head

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than finding half a cockroach in your food I guess

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was this written by a cockroach?

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So the food is excellent, but has cockroaches in it? Must be some tasty roaches then.

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless Roach, are you in the food today?

    Amo Gus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pretty sure the cokroaches were crab

    RedPanda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why 1 star? Wouldn’t you take the average? (5+2+3)/15=0.6 repeated. Then, 0.6*(5/5)=3.3 repeated. So wouldn’t that be 3 stars out of 5???

    Timbob
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, if it wasn’t good, would the cockroaches want it ?

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    #30

    I’m Not Paying $25 For Anything That Looks At Me Like That

    I’m Not Paying $25 For Anything That Looks At Me Like That

    Elizabeth Häxa Swan Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a sentient poo

    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My fellow alien!! Why are you being sold for only 25$?

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an AI rendering of Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo?

    ZenChickChristine
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, I’ve seen some sh*t, but I was not prepared to have some sh*t see me.

    Glenn Cuneo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, like a doofus I clicked on the trailer picture to zoom in...

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    #31

    Can Someone Please Tell Me What It Is That I’m Looking At

    Can Someone Please Tell Me What It Is That I’m Looking At

    Jake Harkanson Report

    Torza
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some very stylish abd fabulous cgi dogs in extremely tight neon jumpsuits. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

    Chewie Baron
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paw Patrol - Pole Dance Yourself Thin.

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this for clicks. I keep getting an ad for games, but it's a badly photoshopped picture of the FNAF1 animatronics and the SB animatronics making weird faces at each other.

    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have no opinion about Paw Patrol, but this image is an abomination

    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The dancing alien meme gone horribly right?

    Haywood Jablome
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This came from essentially a video-mill. An AI takes all the top tags it can find and smashes them into a generated video

    Fuzzy bunny feet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m most disturbed with dogs having human feet

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    #32

    A Shirt For People Who Want To Show Pikachu's "Pika Pika" To The World

    A Shirt For People Who Want To Show Pikachu's "Pika Pika" To The World

    Christina King Report

    Kristal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pikachu is now officially part of the feline family

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me that b******e!

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    #33

    Thank You, Instagram, For Letting Me Know That Ozzy Osborne Is False Information. He Almost Got Me

    Thank You, Instagram, For Letting Me Know That Ozzy Osborne Is False Information. He Almost Got Me

    Cheyenne Gypsy Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's just trying to warn you about your expired car warranty.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or that he can help us make $300 a day...

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    JG
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a pencil drawing and if it is wow

    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Y'all, I'm over here dying laughing, tears streaming, getting looked at crazy in the school car rider line. This just hit right. Holy Cow, he almost got me.

    SquidMitch
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His glasses are somehow reflecting the palms of his hands.

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    #34

    Uhhh I Can Definitely See The Cracks

    Uhhh I Can Definitely See The Cracks

    Brandi Coble Report

    Ivo H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Barely even see that it's cracked". Time to see their eye doctor.

    A Bobcat From Philly
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just put it some apple sauce... it'll buff out.

    Corleone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d buy it for obo and just fix the screen 😏

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    #35

    It’s A Hard Knock Life. Keep Your Heads Up, Friends

    It’s A Hard Knock Life. Keep Your Heads Up, Friends

    Corey Perrine Report

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he was a regular person, the barista would write something like "Lubarn" on his cup

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just heard on the radio how he wishes for obscurity, but had a whole crew film his haircut at a barber....

    Leigh Jones
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Go to England. I haven't a clue who you are.

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking of LeBron, he just broke the NBA all-time scoring record last night! Love him or hate him, that's a phenomenal achievement

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As legit as Bonds HR record. No calls for traveling, no charging fouls, protected at all costs by a league desperate to replace Jordan. Meh. (not bitter, just totally incomparable to Kareem's record)

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    Hugh Mungus
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the entitlement of celebs. Sure! Trade lives with me i would love to be a millionaire who’s only problem is being unable to purchase Starbucks! God I hate these people

    Bobby
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may seem a small concern to us, but I don't envy celebrities lack of privacy. Let's not forget fans have a reputation for being very entitled as well and paparazzi for being scum

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    Unpopular opinions
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is a poor sport, I’ve seen him walk off the court several times during a game because he was losing.

    Dont Sellmyinfo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, he’s obviously privileged now, but he remembers what it was like as a “regular person.” He’s also human. I love the anonymity my regular person status allows me and couldn’t imagine being recognized everywhere I go; I probably wouldn’t go anywhere because of it. He can afford to buy his own target with a Starbucks in it, but it’s not the same. I feel for him 🤷🏻‍♀️

    Hugh Mungus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s sad that you feel empathy towards these kind of people who would never give you a second glance.

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    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? When he gives his name, what do they put on it? Famous enough it shouldn't b an issue. It's not an overly difficult name

    Tim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He doesn't go to Starbucks or he'd be swarmed. He sends an assistant.

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    Terra Raizor
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it, I can never found my name, but then I realize that I shouldn't get excited to have a popular enough name that people print it on tacky c**p just to get sales on people who think it's special.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm…at the end of the day, that’s all you really are: just a regular person!

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    #36

    Ebay Beat Up Amazon This Time … This Is Horrendous

    Ebay Beat Up Amazon This Time … This Is Horrendous

    Estefany Gobble-Rosales Report

    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else think that it looks like a mother who's dressed her daughter up the same as her?

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And both of them have been dressed by great-grandma.

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    Sergio Bicerra
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    -"Mommy why doesn't the Beast never invites us to the parties with Belle?" -"Be patient my dear, in the meantime we dress properly and wait"

    V
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please this is the funniest comment I've seen on this godforsaken clickhole

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    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder what the Summer toilet seat covers look like

    Josh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first glace, saw 'Toilet Wank Cover' which may somehow be less worse than whatever this is.

    El Howard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother used to say than anyone who put carpet around their toilet had obviously never lived with a male!

    Ima Manimal
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spotted at the Duggar’s compound….that’s not gonna make you happy, Michelle

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    #37

    These Are Very Strange Ads I Get About Some Fantasy Story.... The Pictures Or Video Clips With The Excerpt Make Absolutely No Sense

    These Are Very Strange Ads I Get About Some Fantasy Story.... The Pictures Or Video Clips With The Excerpt Make Absolutely No Sense

    Cecelia Zechmann Report

    White Wolf
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also keep getting those "my Alpha banged my sister so I killed his Omega wolf" WTF indeed. Can't even block that s**t and I swear I never searched for them!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah there are waaaaay too many werewolf stories popping up for me. I attempted to read once and oh man, it's um....interesting? But hey if they enjoy writing and sharing then good on them. But yeah they're basically all alpha, omega, my mate rejects me, let's bang while one of us is in wolf form.

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg I get similar ads and I have no idea why. There's nothing about me to suggest that I would be interested in whatever this is. Except that I'm a single woman in my 30s?

    grotesqueer
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Get her boys!", not "Get her, boys!"? Because of the randomness and lack of context, I can't even be completely sure if that's a mistake or not. 🤔 Maybe she really does want/need some boys. Not any particular boys, but just boys.

    Louplou
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they're trying to take her boys away from her? I'm so perplexed

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    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is the name of the site? Asking for a friend....

    Cathy Lemay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god. My friend's youngest daughter likes this c**p. And she sometimes shares it on facebook. It's an interesting insight into someone who's diapers l once changed 😆

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Alphanovel..that sums it up

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It sounds like the subject of a new BP post. "Post a pic and write something unconnected to it below."

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    #38

    Talk About Minimal Effort

    Talk About Minimal Effort

    Megan Wirth Report

    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is he trying to flex his new iPhone?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess he's baiting for the "okay it's a scam, but how did you get your new IPhone?" reply to launch into his patter.

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never understood these "reviews". How is this supposed to b helpful in ANY way

    #39

    Instantly Reverses Hair Bleaching And Applies Makeup Too!

    Instantly Reverses Hair Bleaching And Applies Makeup Too!

    April Ward Report

    Mat Hall
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So when the limited supply of risk free bottles run out the rest come with some sort of peril attached?

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Limited risk free bottles"? So the rest of them are risky?

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh man this has to be MLM 🙄

    Jenn Smith
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally a solution for wrinkes

    Vicky P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot to point out it also narrows your neck/throat!!

    Meami
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrinks sound like evil little gnomes that live in the garden.

    Brian Luna
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the heck is a "wrinkes"?

    J. Grawn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Made from genuine Venezuelan swamp orchid extract and jellyfish testicles. Order now!

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    #40

    Ah, Yes... Perfect For Winter

    Ah, Yes... Perfect For Winter

    Sam Taylon Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just what I wanted to wear as I go about my errands on those cold winter days! The zip-up sweatshirt would be perfect for church on Sundays as well!!!

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno... the purple one would be perfect for church if it was crotchless

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    Romek Vili
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has fur. Therefore winterclothes

    Paul Pienkowski
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Elsa gonna be fine for her new role in 50 Shades.

    BlueEyesWhiteDragon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That outfit is for when you and two of your best frenemies sing jingle bell rock at the Christmas talent show.

    Cass Malone
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok but it is cute. The long sleeve, not so much (edited for typo)

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    #41

    Unpopular With Me Because I Feel Like It Would Bend On Impact

    Unpopular With Me Because I Feel Like It Would Bend On Impact

    Laurel Nikole Kolenda Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10 for creativity, but only 2 for practicality. Definitely not sturdy enough for office shanking.

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. The best office shanks are made from 30cm rulers and parcel tape

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, Microsoft had to do SOMETHING with all those extra Clippys...

    Mistiekim
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think that was one of the weapons Dwight had hidden around the office. “It’s better to be hurt by someone you know accidentally, then by a stranger on purpose” - Dwight Schrute

    Justin Rogers
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One hell of a weiner roaster though

    tHeBoRdEsTpAnDa
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a friend called Joshua and this is totally something he would make

    Zelda Sterling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw the perpetrator advance toward the victim at a high rate of speed. His head was thrown back, his shoulder and arm cocked indicating an attack position. Perp grabbed the victim. I removed my weapon from its secure hiding place (which is where?) Irrelevant. Discharged it at a distance of a little over a meter into the perpetrator’s eyes, nose, and face area. Rendering him utterly and completely disabled. Then I contacted the authorities. The end.

    Emptycaketin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah Joshua, is it still available? Asking... for a friend

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    #42

    I Love It

    I Love It

    Ahmad See Report

    Lucy Cope
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is the food still in there

    Corleone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $20? With the food still in it?? What they do to it tho 👀

    #43

    Unsuccessful Translation

    Unsuccessful Translation

    Shannon Wells Report

    Alien Ghost
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵🎶Sweet home alabama🎶🎵

    DippityDooDerp
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ohio* Alabama has laws against incest (everything from parents to siblings to cousins). Ohio only has laws against paternal/maternal incest. So you can't f**k your parent in Ohio but you can marry/f**k the rest of your family.

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    T5n
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wondered what happened to the Peacock family after that X-files episode. Apparently they now have social media

    Sweetie Dahling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just started watching the show with my SO who's never seen it before and I can't wait till we get to that episode! (Also: the Peacocks would totally have a YT channel with booby trap tutorials...or under bed storage tutorials ...)

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    magix (they/them)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe their mom and lover share a b-day?

    Zorrrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did they censor 🤐

    Corleone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain’t know WTF I was looking at 🤣

    Poppy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the south west of England the word 'lover' can mean a term of endearment. It can be said to anyone. 'Hello my lover' can be said to the family, a stranger etc

    Heather Menard
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's really funny is that my mother's birthday and my lovers birthday were on the same day

    Andrewsarchus42
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a really bad translation. I wonder what the original poster said!

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    #44

    I'm Concerned About This Lady. Does She Have Legs? Is The Bathing Suit Flossing Straight Up Between Her Lady Bits? Someone Help Her!

    I'm Concerned About This Lady. Does She Have Legs? Is The Bathing Suit Flossing Straight Up Between Her Lady Bits? Someone Help Her!

    Jessica Gardner Report

    Genericist
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a facebook group called "but where do my flaps go?" which is dedicated to pictures/products like this. Recommend.

    Dolly_of TheCowboy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That genuinely made me snort-laugh then so loudly I woke the dogs

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what it looks like when a mermaid takes off her tail

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Barbie has a more defined crotch than this lady 😳

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    labial-split wedgies are certainly.. a choice.. one could make.

    Liz Clarke
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That area looks so airbrushed she seems almost what I'd imagine a mermaid to be like

    Vermontah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It comes with a tube of Monostat

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    #45

    Idk Who Would Put These 2 Concepts Together

    Idk Who Would Put These 2 Concepts Together

    Elana Overcash Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you have to go but you also have to go

    Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you need to sh*t and split at the same time

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No f%^*#ing way. We have enough ‘accidents’ as it is!

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that could come in handy for a lot of people on Superbowl Sunday!

    Not important
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's only useful when the little one has the runs

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    #46

    Um No Thank You

    Um No Thank You

    Bridin Broadway Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am legit terrified of that monkey 🐒😨

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Marketplace will find for you, Bridin. 🙊 👖 👠 👟

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The weirdest thing here is this person's name is Bridin.

    Corleone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell naw 😳 I been on tiktok! I know all about that damn monkey 😭 👀

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    #47

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

    Nermin Drinic Report

    Zorrrg
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd take the truck over the supra😄 unless it's the MK4 twin turbo supra....

    Corleone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He said all that to make it sound really cool 🤣

    #48

    Whoops!

    Whoops!

    Ben Feria Report

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I have to open my Primary Fixed Checking app and check my purchases....

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oi! Thanks for the timely heads up.

    #49

    Walmart Brooch For Sure

    Walmart Brooch For Sure

    Brittany Nikole Report

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No scammers. Looks like someone doesn’t like competition!

    Mickysixxx
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Well I was gonna scam you but then I saw the no scammers and thought well there goes that"

    Amaryllis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Listed as a pendant because they don't know how to spell brooch.

    CammyCat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very nice of them to "test" the diamonds already so the buyer doesn't have to b bothered with the that. Only people with $10k in cash would appreciate that...

    CP
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why wouldn't you want a cashiers check? I know because it is a scam, but why add it?

    Jojo Armani
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $10,000 only?! What a steal! 💎

    Collin Lyle
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One missing "diamond". They look like L quality if they are diamonds. Definitely costume brooch.

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    #50

    I’m Cracking Up, People Always Talk About How Hard It Is To Sell A Mirror Because The Fear Of The Accidental Mirror Selfie.. Well… They Solved That One

    I’m Cracking Up, People Always Talk About How Hard It Is To Sell A Mirror Because The Fear Of The Accidental Mirror Selfie.. Well… They Solved That One

    Theresa A Schlaybach Report

    AlexJ
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be hilarious if you buy it and found that it's actually painted like that and it's not photoshopped.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But, but ... how do I know it actually works?

    Display_Name
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was looking for a dresser on Offer Up. I found one but the bonus was this naked dude in the reflection! I thought that was against the community policy.

    #51

    For Just A $150 Christ Will Walk With You, Seems Legit

    For Just A $150 Christ Will Walk With You, Seems Legit

    Adele Berger Report

    Jeremy James
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I love you, historically accurate white Jesus! You're so funny!"

    Andrea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even Jesus has a side hustle?! Times be rough

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    used up all his money on skin whitening products

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Keanu isn't going to be pleased about them using his image for a scam

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I couldn't see her body, thought it was a woman. She looks so grown up!

    Noyfb noyfb
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I understand the “suffer the children unto me” thing. The more kids, the more suffering @ $150 each. Maybe a volume discount for large families? Does not specify how much time will be spent walking, BTW.

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what you will but white Jesus has some nice abs

    The Accidental Cat Thief
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like he probably wouldn't extort money from children

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    #52

    When The Mothballs Didn’t Work

    When The Mothballs Didn’t Work

    Yvonne Davis Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was she assaulted by a wild cat????

    Terry Tobias
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And all this time I've been throwing my sweaters away when they get holes in them.

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I searched this on google. Nordstrom is selling this shop rag for 372$!

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's worse is that someone will buy said rag for $372.

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    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relabelled damaged stock for sale to gullible customers

    Spiderman the webhead<3
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'm more distressed than that sweater is

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The shirt is already named "distressed wool something"

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why am I not at all surprised?

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of the scene in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" when the audience says "peek-a-boo".

    #53

    I Would Need To Buy A Life Alert Before Visiting A Shower Like This

    I Would Need To Buy A Life Alert Before Visiting A Shower Like This

    Auburn Schmidt Report

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The caption had me laughing out loud 😂

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i can just imagine washing with soap and turning that into a freaking slip n slide....

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's that damned murder shower again! Doesn't this thing ever go away?

    #54

    I Watch Ads For Rewards In Some Games I Play And I Had To Laugh At The "It's Definitely Not A Scam But It's A Pain In The A**" Part

    I Watch Ads For Rewards In Some Games I Play And I Had To Laugh At The "It's Definitely Not A Scam But It's A Pain In The A**" Part

    Candice Tsung Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what does “mama bout to fresh afffff” mean

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This lady is going to look as amazing as f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck

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    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God the game reward ads are something else sometimes. The other day I watch an ad for Hard Water. Yes folks that is a can of booze mixed with water. They are selling watered down booze in a can

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excuse me, what language is this?

    Matias Marczak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    750 to spend on itens over 7500...

    #55

    Because Work Is Killing Us All Anyway

    Because Work Is Killing Us All Anyway

    Jimbo Cannata Report

    Nacho Man Sandy Ravage
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're gonna work you until you die anyway so you might as well get used to it

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Providing a convenient way to dispose of you when you die at your desk—-unnoticed until there was a fly problem and an odd smell coming from your cubby.

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    #56

    Why

    Why

    Jennifer Law Report

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The white bits are just white fabric, if the background was darker it'd be easier to see. I had jeans similar to this and they're very flattering specially for larger sizes

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I truly do not understand fashion!

    Sunshine Lady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who sees partially white denim?

    Violet Jensen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cider has some good stuff, my fav sweater is from there

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 50% flashing in the crotch area

    Margaret H
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay twice the price for half the material

    Becky Samuel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There isn't any missing material, just black and white denims.

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    #57

    Pikachu Has Seen Some Things

    Pikachu Has Seen Some Things

    Alyssa Stamps Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aDD SoMe cuTEnEsS tO yoUR LifE

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    P̵̢̨̨͎̰̩͎͉̈̋̂̈́̚͜ͅǐ̶̥͔͙̉͗k̵̡̢͍̣̜̮̹͔̦̮͈̰̈̃͒͒́͝ͅă̸̢̧̤͔̮̰̔́͗̆̓̒͆̀̌̌̓̂̒͝ ̴̨̧̢̹̫͈̠͈̪̞̘͔̮̒͑̔̽̾̕͝P̸̨̨̨͕̟͍̦̯̝̪̘̱͈̖͖͌͜ͅi̸̲͈̝͖̤͋̿̌̂̐͑̐͆̔̀͜͝ͅk̵̛̛͎̦̫͗̐̉̃̊̏̂̋̌̕͝͝ā̷̟̟͉͙͕͔͙͚̖̝̅͋͘͜͝

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is NOT like any Squishmallows I've seen

    Marla
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big pet peeve for me because people get confused about this all the time. That's NOT Pikachu. That is Dr. Pikachu's Monster

    LibrarianJanet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought I was looking at a cake fail at first. Was like "well, it's not THAT bad..." nope.

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    #59

    Those Toenails Look Like Little Pieces Of Paper Glued To Her Toes

    Those Toenails Look Like Little Pieces Of Paper Glued To Her Toes

    Jailene Jewell Report

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate to tell you, but they're teeth from Turkey.....

    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looos like her toenails were censored

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I looks like someone took some little white square stickers and stuck them on her toes

    #60

    Hhmmmmm

    Hhmmmmm

    River Mowbray Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make China great again

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know the original is "Make Britain great again", right? Maggie Thatcher's election campaign slogan. One of these days I want to open a shop called "I've been everywhere" stocking tourist souvenirs from all over the world - made in China.

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    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can't China have angry eagles too?

    #61

    Update On The Nelflix Situation

    Update On The Nelflix Situation

    Kieren Jones Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Luckily I still have Disley+

    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been getting texts like...hey I'm on my way home and will send you the money.

    #62

    Excuse Me What Are You Selling Me For Two Dollars

    Excuse Me What Are You Selling Me For Two Dollars

    Lena Seymour Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless Roach's family reunion!

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they selling HR's family photos?

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Headless Roach is not going to be happy about that orgy photo for sale

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    #63

    Oh The Horror Of Pennywise Virtually Touching Your Food!

    Oh The Horror Of Pennywise Virtually Touching Your Food!

    Richard Seeger Report

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These McDonald's commercials are getting out of hand.

    #64

    How Can I Pass On Such An Amazing Deal

    How Can I Pass On Such An Amazing Deal

    Natasha Jaded Report

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So if I buy 100, I get 100% off?

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    During the first six months of COVID here, you couldn't get a medical thermometer for love or money. 14 for the price of 13 would have been a bargain.

    #65

    I Don’t Have A Cart At IKEA And I Definitely Don’t Know Which This Object Is

    I Don’t Have A Cart At IKEA And I Definitely Don’t Know Which This Object Is

    Esther McCune Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have a multitude of suggestions. 1. teeth. 2. blobs of lotion that you get to scrape off a disemboweled hand once received. 3. blobs of white chocolate that you get to scrape off a piece of laminated paper once received. 4. fancy decorating rocks

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's one of those new age chairs where your not sure how to sit on them and finally when you do you're in a yoga position your body was never meant to be in and now your stuck there forever.

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    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda looks like yogurt raisins, although I've never seen yogurt raisins that were so shiny

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A thingy you lay your soap on?

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look like loose teeth. Do dentures from Ikea need to be assembled too?

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    #66

    Every Picture Had The Ring Posed On A Banana

    Every Picture Had The Ring Posed On A Banana

    Liana McMaugh Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, yeah. Buyer needs to see the size and banana is the standard scale!🙄

    SCP 4666
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes already with banana for scale

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where exactly is this ring supposed to go?

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think that banana is regulation size

    #67

    New Pineapple Flavour Just Dropped

    New Pineapple Flavour Just Dropped

    Lizzie Hicks Report

    SH Holmes
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now want pineapple upside-down cake with a caramel drizzle.

    #68

    Ahhh Yess Hot Dogs.. Perfect Christmas Decor

    Ahhh Yess Hot Dogs.. Perfect Christmas Decor

    Heather Rose Pirre Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yum a wooden hot dog serve to your worst enemy

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or to Christmas termites to feel part of the celebrations

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    Robert Thomas
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you know its me not you it takes me back to the heartbreak before....sorry i'm writing a song my name will be OCTO-1 its uppercase on purpose everybody have a good day

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    #69

    Swing And A Miss

    Swing And A Miss

    Corey Perrine Report

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds good even upside down

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except that it’s a hot circle of garbage from Papa Johns.

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    XenoMurph
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That crispy on the top, and cheesy on the bottom, and so light!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that's actually part of their add; this is deliberate

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So good it sticks to the ceiling

    I'm.Just.A.Girl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen commercials of this lately and I'm pretty sure this advertisement is all intentional AND it sounds delicious

    #70

    One Of These Is Not Like The Other

    One Of These Is Not Like The Other

    Alison Thornton Report

    #71

    Did I Miss That Day In Geography Class?

    Did I Miss That Day In Geography Class?

    Jacob Stebleton Report

    indiecognition
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NorCal is a hella different state than SoCal

    Garok
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's a cookie. ohio cookies. 2 chocolate cookies with cream between.

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    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good old Puerto Rico, 51st State.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    God I only wish! And the border should be well the hell north of the Bay Area and Sacramento.

    #72

    Hmmm

    Hmmm

    Jill Ohaus Report

    #73

    Fishing For Cats?

    Fishing For Cats?

    Kelly Brady Whiteside Report

    #74

    When Your Dopamine Levels Are So Low You'd Do Anything To Feel Alive

    When Your Dopamine Levels Are So Low You'd Do Anything To Feel Alive

    Rachel Gray Report

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. what an awful day to be literate.

    HardieBoysMama
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I snort laughed at this. Thank you 😂

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    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I swear I pass by people in stores and such that smell like they are a part of this group 🤢

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they talking about what their s**t smells like?

    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What in the blue hell? 🤢🤢

    #75

    Times Are Tough Out Here

    Times Are Tough Out Here

    Jared Ribbler Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mother lived near Dahlonega and the hornets there are the spawn of Satan. She wound up with a nest every year and those dammed things were relentless when you took down a nest. I'll bet they're hiding in that thing waiting for nightfall to come out and wreck those people.

    LibrarianJanet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to hire a guy to remove a nest for me (I do not do well with heights or flying stripy things that sting) and he was trying to get me to keep the next for "decor." Um, thanks but no thanks.

    Jonn Thundergun
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me pop a quick H on this box. This way we all know it's filled with hornets.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know much about the insect world, but can't new hornets move into an empty nest?

    #76

    I Think I Was Just Fat Shamed For Loving Sugar And Carbs And Banana Muffins

    I Think I Was Just Fat Shamed For Loving Sugar And Carbs And Banana Muffins

    Brittany Darlene Report

    CORGI QUEEN
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    CARBS ARE SUGAR AND U USE CARBS AS YOUR #1 ENERGY SOURCE, However people constantly think of sugar as bad but everything has sugar, that doesn't mean its sweet though

    Jul_Jul_C
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's one of the meanest passive aggressive comment I have seen.😐

    #77

    Ummmmm

    Ummmmm

    Krissy Skibinski Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're going through puberty, that's why the hair is coming in all patchy.

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    Bo'owowo'uh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's deliberate and in the design if you didn't already guess the obvious, so this is FINE.

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the pic that's panned out they look like snails.

    Niki A
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought they were roaches or some type of bee!!

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Double serves as fidget toy

    B.Nelson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like my baby blanket!...Still not going to buy it.

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    #78

    Gandalf What Happened To You

    Gandalf What Happened To You

    Jess Rae Report

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YOU SHALL NOT PAAASSSS... on these savings!!!

    Justin
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gandalf uses some amazingly face moisturizer

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read "won't slip while running, crying..."

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    #79

    Just…no

    Just…no

    Jennifer McElroy Report

    #80

    This Came Up On A Search For Tea Bags

    This Came Up On A Search For Tea Bags

    Meghan Addie Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had an 86 year old patient in a nursing home (nurse here) once tell me her Kentucky jelly wasn't that good on her biscuit as I was removing her dinner tray. Confused, I just nod along and leave the room. I look down at the tray as I'm placing it on the cart. There is an opened pack (like ketchup packet size) of KY Jelly that a morning shift nurse had left on her bedside table from placing a Foley catheter earlier. Yep, Kentucky jelly...

    Persephone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣 I will forever call it Kentucky Jelly!

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    #81

    They Come In Multiple Colors!

    They Come In Multiple Colors!

    Bryanna Whitman Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slow scroll didn't help the visual!🤣

    Vermontah
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    took a second to realize its just stacks of egg halves. Internet ruined me

    Chris
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why are they stacked like that?!

    #82

    Lmao

    Lmao

    Trista Ann Marie Eazell Report

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stevia or something. I wanted to cut back on sugar in my coffee so I got a few of those different non sugar sweeteners... oh my freakin gawd. Nope. Never again.

    Libstak
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep 7 Eleven offered sugar frozen slushies but they used Stevie. Peeing out of your a**s for 2 days is not a selling point.

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    Rosie Red
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Research Monk Fruit. It tastes and measures like sugar and doesn't impact blood sugar levels.

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, the good ole' days when Amazon still sold the 10 lb. bags of sugar free gummi bears by Haribo. They were sweetened with Lycasin which gave you two days of the galloping sh!ts, and that made them the perfect gift for your congressman.

    Ian Webling
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the list of ingredients, it's slightly salty water.

    #83

    Ummm..... That's Definitely A Special Salt And Pepper Shaker Holder

    Ummm..... That's Definitely A Special Salt And Pepper Shaker Holder

    Melissa Boxell Report

    #84

    What Do People Even Do If They Buy These?

    What Do People Even Do If They Buy These?

    Lucy Cooper-Kerry Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    amazing but not worth the money

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more like a potato chip to me

    #85

    Just Sharing Because Of The Bonkers Stock Photo

    Just Sharing Because Of The Bonkers Stock Photo

    Colin Newman Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What if you have a days old great nephew that has a Lithuanian name? Close enough? No?

    #86

    What Even Is Going On Here?

    What Even Is Going On Here?

    Jei Chan Report

    Arwen
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look stylish even after you’ve been murdered!

    Benita Valdez
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh sweety no. Here let me show you how to use a couch

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you have to be ethnically and/or linguistically Slavic to wear this outfit in public.

    Kyle D
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't care for this reimagining of American Dad?

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm….something is not right!

    #87

    It's Something Alright

    It's Something Alright

    Looly Cohen Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would look so good with Dua Lipa's red outfit.

    #88

    Yeah, No Thanks

    Yeah, No Thanks

    Saul Ennett Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have never been more ashamed to admit that i once got this

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first AI friend was my tamagochi!

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a strange world this is becoming!

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    #89

    Say What Now? Checked My Energy App

    Say What Now? Checked My Energy App

    Amanda Van Haasen Report

    JoJo Anisko
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not funny. Good friend's current month gas bill was $900+.

    Old Roadie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    200 gallons of propane: ~$450, yesterday. Definitely understand.

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    #90

    The Caption

    The Caption

    Dottie Mlln Report

    Miss Benzo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot about the floral head band and token hemp rope satchel...

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the long black hair. Isn't that normal ghost attire?

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    Dark Pearl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually like that dress 😅

    #91

    No, Thank You

    No, Thank You

    Jennifer Watkins Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i’ve seen this but it was lunchables

    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lakota Wolf tested them and they're actually good (and don't taste like mac & cheese). Would be fun to get for Halloween or other slight pranking

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my god, the gummies are real. But at least they're fruit flavored: https://www.amazon.com/Macaroni-Cheese-Gummies-Flavored-Frankford/dp/B0B94X9BZV

    Bored Trash Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We actually got the hersheys thing for my son and he loves it.

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't even wrap my head around chocolate flavored gum. Why would I want to be teased by chocolate that I can't swallow?

    #92

    I Think We Can All Understand Why This Is Unpopular

    I Think We Can All Understand Why This Is Unpopular

    Angie Cuny St-louis Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m having a hard time figuring that thing out?!

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just thinking, what part of underwear is that?

    VonBlade
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Suspender belt with stockings still attached (at a guess)

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    #93

    No, Bonds. Just No

    No, Bonds. Just No

    Christine Morton Report

    waddles
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comfy breasties hallelujah

    #95

    If You Look Really Close There Is A Girl Kissing His Cheek

    If You Look Really Close There Is A Girl Kissing His Cheek

    Emma Pate Report

    Littlebunnyfufu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When your photoshop skills just won't cut it...

    Wang Zhuang
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean...maybe it's his sister? :P

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am sorry for him. OMG.

    #96

    Shakespeare Was Clearly A Time Traveler And Discovered Ai To Write His Plays Way Before Any Other Person

    Shakespeare Was Clearly A Time Traveler And Discovered Ai To Write His Plays Way Before Any Other Person

    Lucy Cooper-Kerry Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t really know what this ChatGPT thing is but I’m pretty sure I already don’t like it!

    Xenon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Software that will write your whole paper for you once you give it a subject.

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    #97

    Anyone Up For Some Whipped Ranch In A Can

    Anyone Up For Some Whipped Ranch In A Can

    Natalie Patters Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To top your ranch wangz beer with!

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ashamed to say I can imagine circumstances under which I would eat this. Provided its not at all sweet.

    #98

    Help! I Drank A Bottle Of Vinegar And A Half Cup Of Baking Soda And I Can't Get It Back Down No Matter What I Do!

    Help! I Drank A Bottle Of Vinegar And A Half Cup Of Baking Soda And I Can't Get It Back Down No Matter What I Do!

    Nic Fera Report

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m so confused? Or maybe it’s the pot🤪

    Vanessa Steis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think ED stands for erectile dysfunction!=)

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    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't understand. Can someone help?

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    #99

    Freddy Krueger Crabs

    Freddy Krueger Crabs

    Chris Barry Report

    barn owls ️
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it looks like those girls with the super long nails.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m guessing this person likes a good buffet of ANY type!

    #100

    Looks Like It’s In Almost Mint Condition

    Looks Like It’s In Almost Mint Condition

    Keanna Robertson Report

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did he break a screen made of corning gorilla glass? It's called that for a reason

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They cost less than that brand new! About $127

    #101

    Unpopular Because Who Wants To Feel Like There Being Eaten By A Anaconda

    Unpopular Because Who Wants To Feel Like There Being Eaten By A Anaconda

    Scott M Eichinger Report

    ISeeWendiGo
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    His anaconda don't want none unless... who are we kidding? It can't get out!

    RagDollLali
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also great for when your kidnapping victim won't stop trying to escape!

    Domi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably also works as contraception.

    My O My
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do they come in kids sizes? Could be useful

    LibrarianJanet
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd get all comfy and then have to pee...

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Homie ain’t gettin none tonight!😂

    Shifty McFlea
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to go camping but don’t want to *go* camping

    #102

    Ookayyy

    Ookayyy

    Corey Perrine Report

    Not-a-Clue-What-to-Call-Myself
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's mostly inspired me to actually go and cook myself something.

    Roger9er
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah that would take a bit longer than one day to deliver there

    #103

    Always Wanted To Look Like A Baggy Bedskirt

    Always Wanted To Look Like A Baggy Bedskirt

    Emily Slutz Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, they are using skinny models to advertise plus size clothes?

    Kise Miarse
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hem it and throw a belt around the waist and this might work. Not my cup f tea, but still.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Use a trash bag and it would be waterproof.

    #104

    Made Me Laugh

    Made Me Laugh

    Jessica Baer Report

    Tim B
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bubbles moved to the states???

    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too late. Looks like somebody has snatched it up in a hurry. Shopping-C...591b99.jpg Shopping-Cart-in-the-Wild-63e9f28def795_u99zj-63ee4b8591b99.jpg

    Jilltdcatlady
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't get scammed. You can bring one home for free.

    Burnt Bagel
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just don’t make them like that anymore!

    #105

    Lobster Slippers

    Lobster Slippers

    Liz Cats Report

    Ches Yamada
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There they are! I wanted these so bad but got the bass ones instead... they slipped too much on our rug so I couldn't wear them. But I love lobsters and these are so cute ♡

    #106

    These Imitations Are Killing Me

    These Imitations Are Killing Me

    Katie Parker Report

    #107

    Ah. Must Be Italian Yogurt

    Ah. Must Be Italian Yogurt

    Erica Cole Report

    Mike Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NGL, that Dannon peach is looking mighty good.

    #108

    Decisions.... Decisions

    Decisions.... Decisions

    Jc Thrall Report

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll take the Premium option, please. (/s)

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    #109

    You Can Now Order Ugly, Off-Centered Earrings That Match Your Grandma's Old Dishes

    You Can Now Order Ugly, Off-Centered Earrings That Match Your Grandma's Old Dishes

    Melissa Boxell Report

    Sa Ruuu
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The idea is good, just not executed very well ☹️

    Dasha
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually quite like this

    #110

    All Official Texts About Missing Packages Contain The World "Pls"

    All Official Texts About Missing Packages Contain The World "Pls"

    Sarai Harsha Lockett Report

    #111

    Raisin Bran Is A Delicious Drink

    Raisin Bran Is A Delicious Drink

    Vanessa Proffitt Report

    #112

    I Dont Own Any Cats...and I Really Don't Want To

    I Dont Own Any Cats...and I Really Don't Want To

    Aubrey K. Bianchi Report

    nooneimportant
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also wash and dry them to use as containers for dry pet food

    #113

    They Have Clearly Never Done A Puzzle (Correctly)

    They Have Clearly Never Done A Puzzle (Correctly)

    W.A. Miller-Bird Report

    Jay TheSaltLord
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok, did the op not read the ad? they're the fail.

    Attila Ángyán
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, you are sort of right, but that's not how puzzles work. What if you'd see this on someone's wall without knowing the idea behind?

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    JG
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got to admit - great advertising....