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Unwed Woman Takes Photos With Mannequin Family Over 14 Years
Unwed Woman Takes Photos With Mannequin Family Over 14 Years
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Ha ha! What kind of Woman would do such a thing? Crazy, nutter, psycho, weirdo, histrionic freak! Is that what comes to mind when you see these photos? If so, then you have proven my point. You’ve just judged a woman without knowing her. Don’t worry, you’re not alone.

Most often a woman is defined by the relationship of Wife and Mother. Without those roles, she lies outside our frame of reference. So we find other labels for her. Most of them not so flattering.

I started this series of self portraits in the early years of my photo career, when I began to face what seemed to be universal pressure to hurry up and “make it happen,” before I shriveled into a “Spinster.” It seemed such an old fashioned notion. Naively, I thought Gloria Steinem took care of all that when I was a kid. Mmm, not so much. It appeared that I’d be thought more successful if I found any available body and quickly settled. So I made a point of doing just that, in a peculiar, funny way, that would point out what’s wrong with that picture.

While I’ve used myself as a subject, this really isn’t about me at all. It’s about what is expected of all women. How do we now define ourselves, instead of letting tradition do it for us? If you’re really smart, you can see how this isn’t just about women either. It’s about judgement, both of ourselves and each other. I’ve taken this effort to a wildly challenging extreme, because the issue requires it. The challenge inspires me. I think I’m man enough, woman enough, funny enough. Try me.

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    Suzanne Heintz's work, described as equal parts photography and theater, makes her an unusual Artist.

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    Suzanne Heintz's work, described as equal parts photography and theater, makes her an unusual Artist.

    What do you think ?
    MargaretFlynn
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely LOVE this woman and her work! Thanks for sharing your life with a stiff !

    EllenEmpson
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative, detailed in incorporating color, style, that 1960s feel of the American attitude about home and household. I'm impressed!

    guess
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. love the statement 2. love the wedding dress (not that you need it to be happy but if you change your mind it's beautiful lol)

    JoieAckerman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry the guy's reactions look so much like any husband.

    mariewalshe
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is fantastic,,,,and so detailed, love it

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you look like Princess Leia. :)

    Hotrod
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She makes a good point.

    davidmika
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her too. What's not to love about someone who will go this far for her Feminist beiliefs!

    TamaraM
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "Wedding " dress is gorgeous ! I love it ! Can be worn to any party or soree !

    TamaraM
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freakin' AWESOME ! Your sense of style is marvelous !!!

    JeanneDeaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good job. I particularly appreciate how you put an excessively forced smile in mosst of your pictures. It really looks like the old advertisements from the fifties-sixties. Very good job.

    PrescotteMartin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifying and strangely beautiful. In some ways, its not much different than watching lovers on screen. It's all fake, but they make it look so real and possible.

    Rism
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these photos are more colorful than my life

    andrea
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you watch the video you will get it

    Lorien
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the one where she was in the laundromat. The woman sitting down was peeking over her mag looking at her strangely!!

    GoCatGo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was fortunate enough to see your show–and hear your talk–in Longmont, Colorado. Brilliant!

    ChuriChan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! Love her expression and the style of her photos :D

    JohnFinch
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one of these pictures is a work of art in themselves, the use of colours is amazing, and each one makes a poignant life statement.

    ItzyStrange
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are amazing! I cannot get over how much I loved them.

    CherlynR
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw your work before years ago! Thanks for sharing and giving the big o' middle finger to labels women are given in society.

    DeertBahg
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf this lady needs help wow more barbies for this sick b***h

    AliciaAraya
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a fun parody of ordinary facebook narcissism and the general culture of one upmanship and exhibitionism

    SamanthaEli
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. Freaking. Awesome. Nice job!

    VincentRacicot
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing and yet fascinating. Talented, for sure!

    Maria_P
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genial. These photos remind me of many others of "Holy Happy Families", with the same empty eyes (and their owners were not mannequins...)

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets be honest, how many 'singles' out there haven't 'made-up' a partner to go shopping, movies, have coffee with?

    HaynyDiaz
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people assume she spends her life with those mannequins... are you stupid or what?

    HaynyDiaz
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people assume she spends her life with those mannequins.. are you stupid or what?..

    BetsyArcher
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her creativity and sense of humor! Suzanne is brilliant!

    mariewalshe
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just glanced your comments,, get over yourselves, the pictures are wonderfull and fun, how stuffy can you be

    RaymundFuntalba
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is her husband and their have no emotions? o_O

    NargesSh
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her husband and daughter are always gloomy!

    skyeberg
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore this work! Let's hope it gets published in a big coffee table book...

    AnjezaDoko
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! I laugh and I got scared at the same time. Very Impressing!

    RickAndresen
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking Twilight Zone. Nice job.

    NoneofYourBusiness
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it any wonder why there are so many single mothers out there? This is the result of the modern feminist man-hatred. Glad I found a wife.

    Random32
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to feel bad but this is too funny!

    guess
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is she sad and lonely? She's saying that she finds happiness in independence. Who are you to say that there's only one way to be happy?

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    Arjan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proving a point like that might prove that you are a little nuts. Looking at the dates, I think its 4 years, not 14!!!

    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started in 2000. Did a few shots each year or so. Copyright dates do not reflect year the image was taken, but registered w copyright office

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    SandyCurtis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really understand. Does she?

    PeterLedoux
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else notice the grooms side of the family was mannequins and her side was people? Sorry I jump to a conclusion about this woman.

    cindik
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Suzanne's work--beautiful, hilarious and insightful!

    CommentaryFortytwo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wedding pictures are priceless. Love that the Groom's family are all mannikins!

    KimChiNguyễn
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her smileee. And this is a brilliant idea and amazing art work. However, I find it a bit creepy in several shots, esp the Xmas shopping

    ArmineIskenderian
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its beautiful and it really speaks to me.

    AmandaJohnson
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome work .. amazingly talented. Just to see some of the judgment passed behind you in your photos are crazy !

    selket
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photos are funny and perfectly done, but nothing more. Great fun, but I don't feel the message.

    alodis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw her on A&E!

    alodis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of work!

    Visible
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the audaciousNess over your work. Fabulous

    Victorbanana
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't want to be an a*****e, but this lady has no life, no offense

    Maria_P
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you know how IS her real life? Really?

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    Victorbanana
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be an a*****e but this lady has no life, no offense

    Victorbanana
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also everyone must think she has a mind problem

    Load More Replies...
    lemonhead
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she continues to lug those mannequins around, she will never find her true love...that is living. it is good work but she can do better

    CommentaryFortytwo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are exactly the kind of person she is protesting against.

    Load More Replies...
    MargaretFlynn
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I absolutely LOVE this woman and her work! Thanks for sharing your life with a stiff !

    EllenEmpson
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Creative, detailed in incorporating color, style, that 1960s feel of the American attitude about home and household. I'm impressed!

    guess
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. love the statement 2. love the wedding dress (not that you need it to be happy but if you change your mind it's beautiful lol)

    JoieAckerman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't worry the guy's reactions look so much like any husband.

    mariewalshe
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is fantastic,,,,and so detailed, love it

    SusannaVesna
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you look like Princess Leia. :)

    Hotrod
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She makes a good point.

    davidmika
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her too. What's not to love about someone who will go this far for her Feminist beiliefs!

    TamaraM
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the "Wedding " dress is gorgeous ! I love it ! Can be worn to any party or soree !

    TamaraM
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freakin' AWESOME ! Your sense of style is marvelous !!!

    JeanneDeaux
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, good job. I particularly appreciate how you put an excessively forced smile in mosst of your pictures. It really looks like the old advertisements from the fifties-sixties. Very good job.

    PrescotteMartin
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is terrifying and strangely beautiful. In some ways, its not much different than watching lovers on screen. It's all fake, but they make it look so real and possible.

    Rism
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these photos are more colorful than my life

    andrea
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you watch the video you will get it

    Lorien
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved the one where she was in the laundromat. The woman sitting down was peeking over her mag looking at her strangely!!

    GoCatGo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was fortunate enough to see your show–and hear your talk–in Longmont, Colorado. Brilliant!

    ChuriChan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! Love her expression and the style of her photos :D

    JohnFinch
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every one of these pictures is a work of art in themselves, the use of colours is amazing, and each one makes a poignant life statement.

    ItzyStrange
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are amazing! I cannot get over how much I loved them.

    CherlynR
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw your work before years ago! Thanks for sharing and giving the big o' middle finger to labels women are given in society.

    DeertBahg
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wtf this lady needs help wow more barbies for this sick b***h

    AliciaAraya
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a fun parody of ordinary facebook narcissism and the general culture of one upmanship and exhibitionism

    SamanthaEli
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So. Freaking. Awesome. Nice job!

    VincentRacicot
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Disturbing and yet fascinating. Talented, for sure!

    Maria_P
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genial. These photos remind me of many others of "Holy Happy Families", with the same empty eyes (and their owners were not mannequins...)

    GlynisLailann
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lets be honest, how many 'singles' out there haven't 'made-up' a partner to go shopping, movies, have coffee with?

    HaynyDiaz
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people assume she spends her life with those mannequins... are you stupid or what?

    HaynyDiaz
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how people assume she spends her life with those mannequins.. are you stupid or what?..

    BetsyArcher
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love her creativity and sense of humor! Suzanne is brilliant!

    mariewalshe
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i just glanced your comments,, get over yourselves, the pictures are wonderfull and fun, how stuffy can you be

    RaymundFuntalba
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is her husband and their have no emotions? o_O

    NargesSh
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Her husband and daughter are always gloomy!

    skyeberg
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I adore this work! Let's hope it gets published in a big coffee table book...

    AnjezaDoko
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow! I laugh and I got scared at the same time. Very Impressing!

    RickAndresen
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am thinking Twilight Zone. Nice job.

    NoneofYourBusiness
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it any wonder why there are so many single mothers out there? This is the result of the modern feminist man-hatred. Glad I found a wife.

    Random32
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to feel bad but this is too funny!

    guess
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How is she sad and lonely? She's saying that she finds happiness in independence. Who are you to say that there's only one way to be happy?

    Load More Replies...
    Arjan
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proving a point like that might prove that you are a little nuts. Looking at the dates, I think its 4 years, not 14!!!

    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Started in 2000. Did a few shots each year or so. Copyright dates do not reflect year the image was taken, but registered w copyright office

    Load More Replies...
    SandyCurtis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really understand. Does she?

    PeterLedoux
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone else notice the grooms side of the family was mannequins and her side was people? Sorry I jump to a conclusion about this woman.

    cindik
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love Suzanne's work--beautiful, hilarious and insightful!

    CommentaryFortytwo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The wedding pictures are priceless. Love that the Groom's family are all mannikins!

    KimChiNguyễn
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love her smileee. And this is a brilliant idea and amazing art work. However, I find it a bit creepy in several shots, esp the Xmas shopping

    ArmineIskenderian
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its beautiful and it really speaks to me.

    AmandaJohnson
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome work .. amazingly talented. Just to see some of the judgment passed behind you in your photos are crazy !

    selket
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The photos are funny and perfectly done, but nothing more. Great fun, but I don't feel the message.

    alodis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I saw her on A&E!

    alodis
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems like a lot of work!

    Visible
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    love the audaciousNess over your work. Fabulous

    Victorbanana
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't want to be an a*****e, but this lady has no life, no offense

    Maria_P
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure you know how IS her real life? Really?

    Load More Replies...
    Victorbanana
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't want to be an a*****e but this lady has no life, no offense

    Victorbanana
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    also everyone must think she has a mind problem

    Load More Replies...
    lemonhead
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if she continues to lug those mannequins around, she will never find her true love...that is living. it is good work but she can do better

    CommentaryFortytwo
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are exactly the kind of person she is protesting against.

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