“Decided To Fall Apart Before My Wedding”: 59 Times Things Broke In The Most Unexpected Ways
Everything has a beginning and an end. However, as much as people like to think we know when it’s time, we don’t. At least not entirely. And to prove that, we collected a list of pictures that show ordinary objects just giving up and giving out. (This also builds nicely on our earlier gallery of worn-out things, taking the idea a step further.)
From a piano collapsing while being moved into storage to a shoe falling apart right before a wedding, these moments highlight that even familiar, everyday items can fail without us spotting the warning signs.
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The "F" Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame
I Dropped My Watch, And The Numbers Fell Off
When something falls onto the floor, we usually expect it to break into pieces. But scientists say they have found a way to calculate how many pieces form and what sizes they are, whether it’s a broken mirror or a sugar cube—they seem to follow a universal rule.
As Karmela Padavic-Callaghan reports for New Scientist, researchers have long known that fragmentation follows a universal pattern. If you count how many fragments there are at each size and plot that as a graph, the distribution has the same shape no matter what object breaks.
Emmanuel Villermaux at Aix-Marseille University in France has now derived an equation that explains this shape, effectively creating a universal law for how objects break apart.
Brand New Eyeshadow Palette Fell, And The Only Shade That Broke Was Called “Unlucky”
A Large Branch Fell Onto My Wife's Vehicle And Peeled Down The Door's Outer Panel Without Damaging The Glass Window
Ivy Peeling Off A Building
Instead of focusing on the details of how cracks form in an object before it breaks, he took a more zoomed-out approach. Villermaux looked at all possible ways an object can shatter into fragments. Some of these outcomes are very specific, like a vase breaking into four equal pieces.
He then selected the most likely set—the one with the highest entropy—which represents breakages that are messy and irregular. He says this is similar to how many laws about large groups of particles were developed in the 19th century.
He also used a physical law that describes how the total density of fragments changes as the object breaks, which he and his colleagues had previously discovered.
My Aunt Spilled The Wine, And The Glass Broke Exactly In Half
My Truck Is In The Shop, So I've Been Biking To Work. This Morning, My Bike Broke. When I Went To Take It Back, My Door Handle Fell Off
Call your boss and let them know you’re staying home. The omens are not auspicious for work today
The Parking Garage Just Collapsed
My Debit Card Fell Out Of My Pocket, And The Chip Fell Off It
Stick it inside a fake rubber fingertip and scan your groceries. You'll be the topic at everybody's dinner table that night.
Together, these two ingredients allowed him to create a simple equation that predicts how many fragments of each size a breaking object will produce.
To test how well it worked, Villermaux compared it with many past experiments involving shattering glass bars, dry spaghetti, plates, ceramic tubes, and even plastic fragments in the ocean, as well as waves breaking in rough seas.
Across all these cases, the fragmentation patterns followed his new law, matching the same common graph shape that researchers had observed before.
The Bottom Of My Cup Fell Off While Making A Hot Chocolate
A bottomless cup of hot chocolate *sounds* good but the devil is in the details.
My Mother Woke Up And Found This In The Living Room
While Changing My Car Oil And Pouring The New Oil In, I Broke Off The Tip Of The Plastic Funnel, Which Fell Into The Engine
and now requires a mechanic to disassemble the engine so they can fish it out, to the tune of $1,000.
My House Just Fell On My Car
Does this go under one's homeowner's insurance or car insurance?
Villermaux conducted a series of experiments where he shattered a sugar cube by dropping an object onto it from different heights. “That was a summer project with my daughters. I did this a long time ago when my children were still young and then came back to the data, because they were illustrating my point well,” says Villermaux.
The equation doesn’t work in cases where there is no randomness and the fragmentation process is too regular, for instance, when a jet of liquid breaks up into many droplets of uniform size following deterministic laws of fluid physics, and in some cases where fragments interact with each other during shattering, he says.
I Was Moving My Piano To Storage Since I Don’t Have Space In My New Place. Honestly, A Bit Heartbroken. I Loved This Piano. But I Knew You Guys Would Appreciate It
Can Opener Fell Apart While I Was Opening A Can Of Corn
This Fell Off Our Apartment Block's Roof. Wife For Scale
Last Year, We Got A Paddington Bear Statue. Last Night, This Happened To Him
Ferenc Kun at the University of Debrecen in Hungary tells New Scientist that because the graph shape explained by Villermaux’s analysis is so common, it isn’t surprising that it comes from a larger principle. At the same time, he says it is impressive how widely it works and how it can be adjusted in some cases where there are extra constraints, such as in plastic, where cracks can sometimes “heal”.
Fragmentation isn’t just an interesting physics problem. Kun says understanding it better could have real-world implications, such as improving how energy is used to shatter ore in industrial mining, or helping us prepare for rockfalls that are increasingly occurring in mountainous regions as global temperatures rise.
The Server Is Down
Who the holy fark attaches a network rack to the wall??? Bets it was only using drywall anchors instead of being attached to the studs.
The Front Fell Off My Local Home Depot. Apparently, The Faux Brick Facade Was Only Held On By Drywall Anchors For The Last 25 Or So Years
$300k Video Wall Came Down Today In Vegas
The Top Of This Church Just Fell Off Overnight Without Any Bad Weather At All
Where’s The Rest Of You?
An Unfortunate Scenario
Do Bridges Have Weight Limits?
This is a bunch of years old now, but it happened near me. Apparently, the company doing this house move applied for a permit from the county for this move, but the county rejected the original permit because of the weight limit on this bridge. The county instead ended up issued a permit to take a different (and much longer) route instead. But I guess the driver wanted to save a few minutes.
The house was eventually extricated from this situation and sits in its new home a couple of miles east of this bridge to this day. I wonder if the new residents even know the history? (and if they checked the beams underneath for damage!)
The road in that location was closed for at least a year while the bridge was rebuilt.
Mom Tried To Mow The Lawn Yesterday
I called her for Mother's Day today due to the distance I can't visit, and she told me her lawnmower broke in half while trying to use it. I didn't understand her and asked for a photo. This is what she sent me.
That’s Not Good. I Hope Nobody Was Injured
When Your Fridge Gives Up The Ghost
So This Just Happened
How to tell when your heart rate and blood pressure are too d@mn high.
The Shoe Decided To Fall Apart Before My Wedding
On My Way To Class
The Bottom Of The Slow Cooker Pot Fell Off, Spilling 6 Liters Of Hot Pineapple Juice Everywhere. The Kitchen Will Be Sticky Until The End Of Time
I am curious as to what they were making with so much pineapple juice.
The Front Fell Off
Troll Dolls' Hair Fell Off
How Does Someone Lose That?
Part Of My Roof Fell Down A Day Before Leaving On Vacation
The Oven Bulb Melted And Fell On My Pizza
Just because someone put it in the oven does not make it an oven bulb. Case in point.
The Headboard Fell On Top Of My Head In The Middle Of The Night While I Was Sleeping
Now I have a major headache. I'm just glad my baby wasn’t sleeping on my chest tonight.
Part Of A United Airlines Engine Fell Off A Plane
It's A Balcony. If It Falls, It's A Sidewalk
My Sink Fell Off
My Oven Hood Fell Off The Wall Randomly Today
I was sitting in my room and heard an extremely loud burst of banging. I ran out to find this. My heat also randomly stopped working today, and then the window of my car wouldn't roll down during a drive-thru.
Also, I rent, so I'm guessing this was put up with the landlord specifically.
The Cabinet Fell Off The Wall While I Was Out. Handmade Dishes I've Collected From Little Shops And Farmers' Markets Over The Years, Now Shattered
I guess it's fine, I don't have dishes anymore, since the cabinet knocked open the fridge door, ruining all my food.
In her old apartment, my daughter-in-law displayed crystal that had been given to her by deceased relatives. She put it on a high, out of the way shelf so it would be safe. Came home one day to find crystal shards all over the floor. Come to find out that the shelf had been installed with the brackets upside down. Collapse was inevitable. She was heartbroken.
The Front Part Fell Off My Hotel Door Key Reader - I Didn't Know There Were AA Batteries Involved
Duh! It uses active circuitry, and builders aren't running power lines *into* doors on a routine basis. Since we don't have practical beaming of power yet, batteries are the cheapest 'line of least resistance' (no pun intended) to make electronic locks work. I used to use fireproof media safes at work to store backup tapes. The keypads for the combinations also used batteries.
The Way This USB Charger Broke Off In The Wall
The Apparent Dangers Of Roof Racks
I Was Opening The Door, And At First The Handle Broke, Then This Happened. I Just Wanted Pizza
Whoopsies
My mom (in the industry) recommended her neighbors a trusted contractor, but they declined and chose a cheaper option… Apparently, the awning has been like this for months.
One "R" Fell Perfectly Off Of An Oreo
So, you had your 'R's handed to you? (I'll see myself out...)
The Front Fell Off
I Dropped A Box Of Crayons, And Most Of The Tips Fell Off
I Was Washing My Plate, And The Whole Bottom Broke Off
The Dartboard Fell Apart And Was Actually Just A Painted Roll Of Cardboard Sheets
Can Someone Spot The Problem?
The Bottom Of My Cup Just... Fell Off. I Am Wearing A Whole Glass Of Milk
The Key Broke Off Inside The Lock Of A Very Important Work Door. Wonder How Much Trouble I Am In
At my parents’ condo development, they had to change all the locks to the gates because so many past tenants had made a dozen copies of their keys and handed them out to friends like candy. The new locks physically won’t accept the old keys - yet people keep forcing them in and breaking them off, necessitating repeated replacements. More than one person was caught on camera hammering their old key into the lock with a rock, seemingly believing that if they could physically get the key inside the lock it would somehow work.
I Have Spine Surgery Tomorrow, So I Went Antiquing To Get My Mind Off It. Fell In Love With This 100-Year-Old Horse, Only For It To Snap The Second I Got Home
My Dad’s Retirement Plaque Is Just Another Person's With A Sheet Of Metal Over It
The plaque recently fell off the wall and broke, and when I was fixing it, I noticed that the two names were totally different.
Reduce, Reuse, Recycle. Members of my sports club bring in their old trophies, minus the plaque, and we clean 'em up for the next round of competition. And again, and again....
The Handle Just Broke Off My Brand-New Cast-Iron Skillet. I Haven’t Even Cooked Anything With It Yet
Never Worn, Several Years Old Shoes Disintegrated When Put On
Do you think that they're all happening to the same person?!?
Load More Replies...My wife is a professional pianist, and held students concert at a piano shop on a brand new piano. While she was playing, a top half of a black key fell off. The manufacturer had forgotten to glue it down. Oops. I wish I had a photo.
An old National Lampoon magazine "Photo Funnies" page had a picture of an illuminated "SINCLAIR" sign that the "C" had fallen off of. My guess is that someone actually shot it out. Here in Turkey there was a town whose name used to be "Damlararası". (Damlar = Roofs/Houses; Arası = Between/Amongst. Literally "Amongst the houses".) City slickers kept stealing or painting out the "D" and the town got tired of replacing it so eventually they changed the name. (What "Amlararası" means is left as an exercise for the reader to discover. Warning: Don't do it if you're at all prudish.)
Do you think that they're all happening to the same person?!?
Load More Replies...My wife is a professional pianist, and held students concert at a piano shop on a brand new piano. While she was playing, a top half of a black key fell off. The manufacturer had forgotten to glue it down. Oops. I wish I had a photo.
An old National Lampoon magazine "Photo Funnies" page had a picture of an illuminated "SINCLAIR" sign that the "C" had fallen off of. My guess is that someone actually shot it out. Here in Turkey there was a town whose name used to be "Damlararası". (Damlar = Roofs/Houses; Arası = Between/Amongst. Literally "Amongst the houses".) City slickers kept stealing or painting out the "D" and the town got tired of replacing it so eventually they changed the name. (What "Amlararası" means is left as an exercise for the reader to discover. Warning: Don't do it if you're at all prudish.)
