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The ability to email, text or really just communicate at a distance has made way too many people comfortable with saying heinous things just because they don’t have to deal with the consequences face to face. So it shouldn’t come as a surprise that the recipients have started saving the worst examples.

The “Toxctexts” (not a typo) X page is dedicated to collecting and sharing some of the most entitled, unhinged or just unpleasant things people have been messaged. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own thoughts (non-toxically) in the comments section down below.

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#1

Screenshot of a toxic but funny text exchange about giving an address that is actually an animal shelter.

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Zig Zag Wanderer
Zig Zag Wanderer
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10 months ago

Brilliant!

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    Screenshot of toxic but funny text messages showing sarcastic conversation about life and honesty between two people.

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    catrionn avatar
    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    This should be #1.

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    #3

    Screenshot of toxic texts conversation with a sarcastic question about having a girlfriend and sending screenshots.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Busted!

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    #4

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text message exchange where one person tells the other to delete their number.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Premium     10 months ago

    I do not even know who I am.

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    #5

    Screenshot of toxic but funny text exchange where one person says you're different and the other responds with a witty comeback.

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    olegroschin avatar
    Gebidozo
    Gebidozo
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    I’ve dated many girls, but you are the best one! - Really? - Yes, because I’ve never dated a one before.

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    #6

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text conversation showing a dismissive reply to an emotional message.

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    Helena
    Helena
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Absolutely correct response. No notes

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    #7

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text message exchange showing witty and sarcastic chat replies on a dark background.

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    Mike F
    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    I like this one!

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    #8

    Screenshot of toxic but funny text exchange where one person cancels dinner plans after offering to pay.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    No soup for you!

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    #9

    Screenshot of a toxic text exchange showing a funny and sarcastic reply to a question about feelings.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Harsh but fair

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    #10

    Screenshot of toxic but funny texts showing a one-sided conversation with awkward and humorous rejection.

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    Iris C
    Iris C
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    D**n....wanna hurt someone much LOL

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    #11

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text conversation asking if someone is single with a witty reply.

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    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
    Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het
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    Premium     10 months ago

    Usually on Tuesdays.

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    #12

    Screenshot of a toxic text conversation with a message saying let’s be toxic again from an unknown sender.

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    TheGayUmbrella
    TheGayUmbrella
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    GemPearl be like

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    #13

    Screenshot of a toxic and funny text exchange showing a brief, blunt conversation with casual checking in.

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    Maren Villadsen
    Maren Villadsen
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Ight??

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    #14

    Screenshot of toxic but funny texts showing a direct message accusing cheating and a casual reply.

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    Anonymous Anonymous (SCPFanIGuess)
    Anonymous Anonymous (SCPFanIGuess)
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    5 months ago

    This is perhaps the only post I'm ever going to be top comment on

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    #15

    Screenshot of toxic texts conversation showing jealousy and honesty with angry and heart emojis in a funny message exchange.

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    samantha-hinson-sh avatar
    Helena
    Helena
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    The bar is so so low.

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    #16

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text conversation with a request to swallow an airtag and a blunt refusal.

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    Bi.Felicia
    Bi.Felicia
    Community Member
    Premium     10 months ago

    Umm, what? Level 5 stalker

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    #17

    Screenshot of a funny toxic text conversation where one person asks if the other is hungry before picking them up.

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    mikefitzpatrick avatar
    Mike F
    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Cheap @ss.

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    #18

    Screenshot of toxic text message revealing cheating and complicated feelings, illustrating toxic but funny texts people had to screenshot.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    I fell over and my pen is accidentally slipped into her vagine......

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    #19

    Screenshot of a toxic and funny text exchange where one message says i miss us and the reply questions respect yourself.

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    mikefitzpatrick avatar
    Mike F
    Mike F
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    🎶...if you don't respect yourself ain't nobody gonna give a good cahoot...🎶 - Staple Singers

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    #20

    Toxic and funny text message exchange showing a worried response after telling mom about someone in a dark chat interface.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    My Mum says my best mate is a bad influence on me. We are both in our 50s. She has known him since we were about 7 years old.....

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    #21

    Screenshot of a toxic text conversation with funny messages about relationship doubts and Valentine's Day money concerns.

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    BrownEyedGrrl
    BrownEyedGrrl
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    10 months ago

    I really hate knowing what "ion" and "finna" mean.

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    #22

    Text message exchange showing a toxic but funny reply with the phrase we're humans stop playin in a dark chat interface.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    We are all stardust.....

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    #23

    Screenshot of toxic texts showing a sarcastic conversation with funny and toxic messages exchanged between two people.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Some people should stay apart

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    #24

    Screenshot of a toxic and funny text conversation about playing 8 ball pool game, showcasing humorous digital interaction.

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    nottheactualphoto
    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Oy.

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    #25

    Screenshot of a toxic text conversation with funny and sarcastic messages exchanged between two people.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Deeply unattractive

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    #26

    Screenshot of toxic and funny text exchange with delayed response and blunt messages between two people.

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    rabitaille avatar
    Paul Rabit
    Paul Rabit
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Texting doesn't mean people need to respond immediately.

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    #27

    Screenshot of toxic but funny texts exchanging messages with playful and sarcastic tone on a dark iMessage screen.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Self worth

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    #28

    Screenshot of a toxic text conversation showing funny and toxic messages exchanged between two people.

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    englishwill67 avatar
    Spidercat
    Spidercat
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Those pesky nuns, at it again...

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    #29

    Screenshot of toxic texts conversation with a funny April Fools message causing confusion and surprise.

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    Grumpy old man
    Grumpy old man
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    10 months ago

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    Whats her number?

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    #30

    Screenshot of toxic texts conversation with a funny and sarcastic reply highlighting toxic text messages.

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    Hollerfloozy
    Hollerfloozy
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    *blink, blink* Oh.. it's showing?

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    #31

    Screenshot of toxic texts conversation with a funny but harsh message about happiness and wishes at 11:11 pm.

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    Roxy222uk
    Roxy222uk
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    10 months ago

    Sure, that’s true love. When you love someone so much you wish a lifetime of misery on them

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    #32

    Screenshot of a toxic text conversation with a funny reply showing humor in toxic texts at 2:10 PM.

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    Biytemii
    Biytemii
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    10 months ago

    I dated a guy who didn't make me cry but anytime I did cry over something he would get woody he felt so bad Everytime and couldn't control it it would actually make me laugh. Thing is he was the nicest guy ever.

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    #33

    Screenshot of a toxic text conversation showing a funny but harsh reply, illustrating toxic texts with humor.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Honesty is the best policy.

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    #34

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text exchange with playful insults and crying emojis in a chat conversation.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    I'm sure that made her feel soooo much better about it.......

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    #35

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text conversation where one person insults the other after confirming they got home safe.

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    catrionn avatar
    SchadenFreudian Psychology
    SchadenFreudian Psychology
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    10 months ago

    What an åsshole.

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    #36

    Screenshot of a toxic text message saying no longer interested after viewing Twitter, showcasing toxic but funny texts.

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    ga_5 avatar
    G A
    G A
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    Saves wasting time?

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    #37

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text conversation showing a question about rizz and a reply saying manipulation.

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    debandtoby13 avatar
    Lady Eowyn
    Lady Eowyn
    Community Member
    10 months ago

    "How did you" what?

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    #38

    Screenshot of toxic funny text conversation with a message saying we're done above a digital 8 ball game prompt.

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    #39

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text exchange involving $708 payment and a polite unblock request.

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    feliciacahoon avatar
    Bi.Felicia
    Bi.Felicia
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    Premium     10 months ago

    Did they just pay $708 to be unblocked?

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    #40

    Screenshot of a toxic but funny text exchange with a sarcastic reply about talking to multiple friends.

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