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Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!

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Ace
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this for real? I mean, the ostrich, obviously, but can anybody actually see the two people holding hands?

featherytoad
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, not even when it's suggested even before I see the picture.

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Miki
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if a see boobs.

Dumb teenager
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I saw a cartoon d**k at first, your not the only one who’s minds in the gutter

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glowworm2
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally saw the high ostrich!

Terran
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I see that sloth from ice age high on acid

mike fish
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about an Emu looking at you head on.

Rosie
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Before I got to the bottom I thought the same thing, looks like an ostrich.

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    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EM decided that he didn't like the idea, so that selfish guy instead of purchasing the costumes sent a rocket to get them back

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You b*stards! You finally did it! You blew it all up!"

    Evagating Beewolf (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh! tangentially related (see repliers name)! wernher von Braun was a nazi who nasa hired, along with a bunch of other nazis, cause they were good at space stuff and nazis put us on the moon and i'm not at all ticked off about it (seriously - the worst among them was arthur rudolph, he presided over 'production' [slave-driving] at dora-mittelbau, which was described by one historian [in This New Ocean, I forget what page] as making Auschwitz look benign. He freely admitted to joining the Nazis cause he was scared of DA COMMIES. He, er, had to give up his citizenship and move to Germany. That was basically it. And of the Operation Paperclip-ers, he had the *worst* punishment). Sorry. It's just that this history is not as well known as it should be and I will do my best to remedy that.

    Anja Schmidt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    don´t forget about the black monolith ...

    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm in, but I want to be a chimpanzee.

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clever dead guy. Wernher von Braun died in 1977.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget the Statue of Liberty top lying near the touchdown site.

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't even need 8 billion... just enough for everyone at the landing site.

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    I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.

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    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...

    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Learn to kìll.... check. Learn to heal...check. Decide people are annoying dead or alive and head to the vast empty void of space...check. I truly respect the philosophical journey this man has taken.

    Mason Kronol
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But can he make a decent PB&J? I’m surprised how many people can’t.

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    Eric Amundsen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like he can't hold down a job.

    Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A like is not enough, I have to tell you, you are absolutely HILARIOUS!

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    Evagating Beewolf (she/they)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and his mom will still go "yes, my son is a *doctor*" (based off of stereotypes of jewish moms, which are pretty similar to the asian mom stereotype)

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's more impressive than that. You need to read his life story.

    Vidas Zlioba
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A doctor who can kill from outer space? No thanks.

    EJN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next in line: a spook. It all adds up.

    Kirsty Brown
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About 20 years of training, and he hasn't aged a bit!! Aww, bless - must have chosen his parents wisely to get those great genes!!

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    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born

    Jaq Jack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude I absentmindedly put some grapes in my cart a while back, once I got to the self checkout they were $22.00. I had to call the lady over to take them off. I could get a whole a*s bottle of wine for that, which I needed to help me forget how much money grapes are.

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    Ellinor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our French president once said that "poor people would prefer to buy Netflix subscription rather than organic food", and I don't think he ever set a foot in a supermarket.

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's only ever been in the French version of Whole Foods

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    L Norton
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Forgetting to include the prescription d***s for high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes etc. in the left picture. Then add up your cost.

    Thalia Lovering
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny thing, I'm in Greece. I think that the right picture is cheaper than the left, as long as you purchase everything from the farmers market, assuming that it's seasonal.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus prep time. You’d burn enough calories buying it, prepping it, and fixing it that you could probably eat everything in both pictures.

    v
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure how you live your life but I don't normally burn 3K calories going shopping and prepping a meal.

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    Talis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does the comparison include the health costs?

    v
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the comments about factoring in the health cost for the meal on the left. Of course the people making these comments don't factor in that eating 2-3 meals per day like on the right would put a significant number of people out of a home. What's the health cost of that?

    Tommy DePaul
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it would strengthen the Social Security system for the rest of us. Just sayin'.

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    Grape Walls of Ire
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you consider the long term medical complications from eating a steady diet of junk food, fresh fruits and veggies are much cheaper.

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would be a 3,200 calorie lunch for me.

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In more sense than one. That's how the settlers took the natives land...

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    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remembering the recent comment by a orange affiliated politician telling native Americans to go back to where they came from or home .. oh the come backs I hope that guy gave him but I would imagine just shaking their heads in disbelief would have done it

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Canada they are called First Nations because well they were first. They should be telling us to get off their land.

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    AKA AKA
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    999 'yes hello?' WE NEED SOME ALOE FOR THAT BURN!

    Peter VanNuis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Audra from the young and the restless TV soap opera would make the perfect Pocahontas princess!

    Sarcastic Nana
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, your friend does not....get your eye checked!

    Jo Hardy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Billy, what a superb comment. Spot on.

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    The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the joke: I prayed to God for a bike, but then I remember that he doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

    Doc “Dr Rotwang” Rotwang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an atheist, it's to determine whose wallet it is and work to get it back to them. You know, the sensible, kind thing to do.

    Joe Reaves
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also an atheist. I'd check for ID, if there isn't any then take it to the local police station. That amount of money is probably very significant to someone and they'll go and check in (and if they don't it's mine, free and clear without any guilt that I did the wrong thing). Religious people who are only doing the right thing for fear of the consequences scare me.

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    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stupid integrity would force me to turn it in.

    Shelly Graham
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if I found this without seeing anyone around I'd see if there was any I.D., if yes then I'd try to find a social media account, contact them and ask if they'd lost a wallet. Of course they'd need to identify the wallet, tell me how much money etc. If that doesn't work then I'd post on several Social Media sites about finding a wallet at "so & so location". Call or message me to identify. If after 6 months it remains unclaimed the laws in my state allow me to keep it!

    Subaru645
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bend the knee and give thanks…

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To thank him just as I grab and run. ("Gotta pick up the easy meat with your eyes closed")

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Big stupid question, assuming everyone is a child of God. BTW, which of the hundreds of gods are you referring to?

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    Immortal Jellyfish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you know it wasn't the BFG who wrote that?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These puns are hard to beet. Orange you glad I'm not doing any more of them?

    Joan CR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m laughing so hard, I’m snorting.

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    keyboardtek
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The hippie movement in the 1960's was a time when we had very little, became non materialistic, and were some of the happiest days of our lives.

    Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a hippie in 2024, I'm happy having little, focusing on people and experiences instead of material things, and I have never been happier (and I was struggling with my mental health before. It's not like it's all sunshine and rainbows, but it's crazy what difference it made)

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    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And not all those things go hand-in-hand. I'm very fit, but the struggle keeping it is rough...I'd rather give it all up and be fat and happy. 2025 goals.

    Maisey Myles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having a home full of people you don’t like is just as costly

    thismyid
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am good with the first two, pass on the crowd hanging around.

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GREAT! A GOOD amount won't be nearly enough.

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    What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still wearing that coat from grade school

    Virgil Blue
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Velocipeded and the Vexed"

    Two Cat Studio
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody please make sure Vin sees this!!!!!!!

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diesel wasn't even created then. Either of them.

    Anja Schmidt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but not in these clothes. Somebody heelp im out soon please.

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please help that poor guy breathe. . .!

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What to buy when you have more dollars than sense...

    Miss Tinker
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like something I sneezed.

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It still holds more than pockets on womens' clothing.

    Ba-Na-Na
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holds all the fücks I give

    Fred L.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, just raise the taxes for the filthy-rich.

    Adz86
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a reminder the buy this s**t and we dont tax them. In fact they get tax breaks

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really, fashion industry? You first remove women's pockets and now this??

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone know how many school lunches for low-income kids $63K. Look, I don't begrudge people their wealth, I just hate their foolish expenditures that are essentially ridiculing the less fortunate.

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is lickable...I mean likeable!

    Marie BellaDonna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything is lickable if you're brave enough. Or stupid enough. Lol.

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I gotta go out and buy a lemon meringue pie!!! I didn't plan to leave the house today, but now I must.

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life gives you lemons. . . make lemon colored birds that can't fly. . .!

    Sharkbait1313
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm. Orange Creamsicle. My favorite!

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if it has more fun than the b&w penguins?

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    Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is, to leave the drink until the end. I've done this before.

    Grey Beard
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always though that but Beard Meats Food on YT regularly drinks a few glasses of water and soda while eating.

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    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I not proud of it, but I could do that solo.

    Ms.GB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not even that fat and this looks easy, what's the catch?

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    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You have to 2 hours..." I kept getting tripped up on that...

    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Stretching it out to 2 hours is really hard.

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    V. M.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My first thought was also wow easy money... but then I did the math and this thing is approximately 5.6 times the size of a normal pizza. That's 2.8 pizzas per person. Now, I'm really fat and I can really really eat a lot and I really really really love pizza but I'm honestly not sure whether I could do that.

    Strahd Ivarius
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    after these appetizers, do they have something to eat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXcEb7XgJ2s

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some pieces in a similar rack leftover from our remodel in 1989. I'm going to use them one of these days.

    Donald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If OP is a dad, he definitely just leveled up.

    Robert Trebor
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a communal woodshop I had a scrap bin. Got teased about it. Soon, others were asking to look through it to fill gaps. And the pencil cups just came along from there.

    Apachebathmat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we just need to move on to the ‘wires and chargers’ drawer

    Mari
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the ribbons, laces and elastic bands!

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    JuniorCJ82
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There was a tv commercial about this recently. A father and son were putting a bed together (no idea what the commercial was actually for) and the father runs to his basement to retrieve it.

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...so sorry for his kids. He'll never throw ANYTHING and it's going to be hell cleaning out his garage...but wow. That guy rules! He not only kept it, but remembered and found it when he needed it. I mean, you and I would neither remember or find and thus buy new ones.. several in case you can use one again.

    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you use it to build the holder for all the other wood?

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    Kayci Styles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We don't need to ask. We already know.

    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I get the joke, but for what it's worth, most of the germans who migrated to Argentina and Brazil did so prior to the War. In fact, the German communities in South America date to the 1870s, and the Colonias Alemanas in Buenos Aires was founded in 1827. The exaggerated idea that Nazis fled en masse to South America is a massively exaggerated idea. There were a few who did so, but compare that to the hundreds that ended up in the United States, many of whom were actively recruited to do so.

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She's not responsible for what her grandparents did. She's responsible for what she does. There's no way to tell from the picture.

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. Her grandparents may have fled to Argentina before 1945, escaping Nazi persecution.

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    Mari
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cousins of my grandfather worked for the Germans ( providing them food) once the war was over, they knew they would be punished. They went to Argentina. They wrote a few times to my grandfather but he has never opened their letters.

    Gavin Johnson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my Grandads was from Lancashire, the other from Yorkshire. I tread a similar fine line…

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In fairness, Germans fled to Argentina because there were so many Germans already there. Argentina may be part of Latin America, but it's ethnicity is like 1970s-era United States.

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Argentina also ironically has the highest Jewish population of any South American country, IIRC.

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    Ena Hejko
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    3 days ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it's recent picture then her grandfather wasn't even searching his eggie yet.

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    For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.

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    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep

    Mark Schutz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elon Musk... a muppet who thinks that cars can self drive perfectly safely, but at the same times doesn't think machines can count ballots.

    Philly Bob
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the irony of Trump being for big oil sponsored by a guy who makes cars to eliminate the need for big oil.

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    SlothyK8
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My spouse's POS Tesla won't even boot up half the time. GARBAGE CAR!

    Jnausicaa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Dave, I am detecting an imminent failure of the AE-35 unit..."

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    'Do my hubs look big in these?'

    mike fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first thing it should order is an ENGINE.

    Spittnimage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you have a Tesla you can afford whatever it wants 💸😉

    Mari
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can it also call the psych ward for Elon Musk?

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    1 year ago

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    Lost Panda
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh how I want to bake free!

    Subaru645
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Momma, I just baked a ham…

    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another one bites the crust.

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎵Here we are, baked in a pie, we're the Quinces of the Universe!🎵

    Abdullah Abd Rahman
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🎶 I've fallen in loaf, I've fallen in love for the first time 🎵

    dev mehta
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Indian guy is Freddie Mercury's lesser know brother Raj Mercury

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.

    D W
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have those presents, they are mesh and the lights are just sitting inside. They're very pretty.

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    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't you hang a picture of your biggest fan?

    Hmmm hmmmm
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well it's a lovely ceiling fan , don't see why we wouldn't frame it.

    Mike Rodrick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? You have something against ceiling fans?

    Sheila Cobb
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s a mirror people, the fan is hanging on the ceiling. Geez. !! Here’s your sign.

    Gabriella Fernandez
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that looks like a blanket in the fireplace

    Ryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

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    Oerff On Tour
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time travel will become a reality in the distant past

    Robert Millar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, technically it's always before the future exists.

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Oh no! now marge will have to die!" -my friend when I showed him this.

    Tom Hutcherson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future? Stephen Hawking

    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once you reach the future, it is then the now, and quickly the past.

    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The future couldn't possibly have existed before it actaully did.

    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago

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    Ralph Vanloton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The 'Marge Simpson Battle Cry,' "Why doesn't somebody do something?" Fortunately the character evolved!

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "No means no." Where've you been for the last 40 years?

    Cin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    40 years? No has always meant no.

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    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    GIRL this is not the problem you think it is. I'm a guy with alllll the privileges who has no business saying this, but on behalf of women everywhere, can you please not promote the idea that guys need to just try harder when women say no?

    Wills mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine what she'd say if he, or someone she didn't want to go out with, continued to ask? That would be an entirely different post!! wtf is wrong w people‽ ‽ ‽

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    liam newton-harding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone else said, “If I want to play games, I have a PS5 at home.”

    Deborah B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Not this time, but feel free to ask me again in future." or "Maybe." or "Try a little harder." Say No when you mean no, because the rest of us are working on getting people to listen.

    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This !!! This is why men get confused ?! Stupid women.. thanks for aiding the " no means no" advocation !

    CwtchyMama
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid women ruining it for the rest of us

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Women like her: "Men will never be able to understand the complex mind of a woman!"

    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good - he gets consent..

    Justin Tyme
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Asking one time is a request. Asking a second time is sexual harassment.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do not undermine centuries of women's efforts to be taken seriously. Stuff like this sets us back to horse and wagon days.

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    Spidercat
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.

    laura lee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's prime rib, that's exactly as it should be.

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is absolutely how a prime rib roast should be served. And it isn't cooked on a grill.

    Bob Brooce
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense. That needs another 30 or 40 seconds. And more mashed potatoes.

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    Daya Meyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens when the cook grabs a pan and introduces it to the steak: Steak - pan, pan - steak. That is enough cooking, hop onto the Plate!

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not raw, just so rare it’s like it was just run through a warm room. Beats the hell out of overcooked well done dry shoe leather.

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (yes I know that's rare prime rib, just how I like it, however to get in the spirit...) You can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it

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    Don Golosso
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Two tigers looking very concerned at what the cow dropped there...

    Vic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you react if your meal drops a big s**t as you are just about to eat.

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    IamMe
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even knowing what they're supposed to be, I'm having trouble convincing my eyes those are bees.

    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since when do bees have pointy ears???

    Kalikima
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those are supposed to be the bee's antenna or whatever they're called..

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    glowworm2
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also saw the concerned tigers first.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just thought they were cats. House cats, not big cats.

    SCP 4666
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was my first thought as well. Like, eyes, nose, moustache (?), mouth and not eyes, smile, stripe, stripe

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am glad OP told me that, or I would never have seen them as anything but tigers.

    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? I can see the smileys, but nothing that resembles a bee 🤔

    HI, I'M A SHOUTY MAN
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just saw some girls online dressed up for trick or treating as the biscuit and the bee!

    Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the same thing. After I read the comment it still took me a minute to see bees

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    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Essential criteria: 10 years of experience and 16 months old.

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember seeing this online: Post: "Looking for electric baby chair". Comment "Not even Hitler went that far!"

    Heras buddy
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applied for a job with 45 years experience. I was told that I didn't meet minimum requirements. Huh

    Gordon Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of most job requirements: At least two degrees, ten years' experience in a similar job and no older than 25.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can their hands actually hold a camera when the final stage of construction is done

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the entry level job for becoming a child psychologis.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!

    Fat Harry (Oi / You)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plenty of nice vegetarian things you can put on a barbecue! Haloumi, corn, potatoes... and if I were vegetarian, I'm sure my list would be longer!

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a bit unkind. But I would be there with my plate in hand

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would’ve fasted for three days before, just to have room for to fill my plate and go back for seconds, maybe even thirds, while flipping off the litigious Karen as she chokes on the delightful aroma of barbecued meat.

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    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Each to their own and all that but suing someone because of the air is a new low

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Disproportionate revenge is the mark of a TRUE supervillain!" - Senor Senior Sr., from Kim Possible

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one is fake. That's not what happened.

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fake photo. Didn't happen although it was suggested.

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it wasn't fake---too little information about why she sued them. Like bbq every night, right at the point closest to her property, even though she had asked them politely to have one night per week without their bbq smell...we don't know. Funny how quick people call her a b*** aka "Karen" who "deserves" this.

    PFD
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The case was thrown out, but (rightly or wrongly - and wrongly in the view of the court) she believed the neighbours were grilling (mostly fish) specifically to harass her as a new strategy in a 10-year-long feud between them. She took it all the way to the high court so it seems she really believed it was malicious. Feuds between neighbours can be insane.

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    sweetrottenpeaches
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can not imagine better scent than the smell of a perfectly seasoned piece of meat on the grill cooking slowly. Just the memory of that smell make my mouth watering.

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    Legendbird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When the car AC is on, normally the car takes air from the outside, and pumps it in. That button makes the car recirculate the inside air.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While you’re waiting for the answer, how about cleaning your dashboard and console?

    Epona
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone was eating yogurt and sneezed

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    El Dee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means your interior needs cleaned..

    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your car can travel back in time with its flux capacitor but you stil dont know. Read the instruction booklet!

    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tried. Didn't work. Am I eligible for the compensation due to the manufacturing error?

    Fitz_N_Fartz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that I can't see past the dirty dash...

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the recycle air button for the AC. Cools the car using the already cool air. Saves gas

    Bay Bo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then pushed the triangle going forward (play) and u will restart the drive

    A Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it summons a tiny tornado inside the car.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would definitely taste like one...

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No it wouldn't. Sponges are light and fluffy.

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    Hassel Davidhoff
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been vegan for 25+ years and yeah that looks like a sponge.

    Maartje
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it would just sit like a rock in my stomach.

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A dirty washing sponge.

    Appleblossom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why tf did I try to click the play button...

    Erika Rasmussen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I the only one who sees a sponge?!

    sweetrottenpeaches
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it is a fancy home made natural soap bar.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To make room for the 2 minutes of multiple extended ads you can’t skip?

    Angela B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed so hard the cat left the bed!

    Bryan Wright
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has someone informed Rishi Sunak about this sartorial alteration?

    Paulina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YouTube shorts, YT mediums, YT longs

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    Oerff On Tour
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is clearly a Helycoptrosaurus

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wouldn't it be easier to just fly it there. . .?

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never realized they had to go through a cocoon phase before maturing enough to fly. Isn't Nature fascinating?

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god they've invented shrinkwrap. . . Let's hope it fits under the overpass. . .!

    Talis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better disguise than that old "weather balloon" excuse.

    Elizabeth Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's getting a BIG gift this Christmas!!!

    Elizabeth Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's getting a BIG surprise this Christmas!!

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hasn't been quite born yet

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    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pod people sp. Swimmer

    Nea
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reading this suffocated me.

    Erika Rasmussen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now my paranoid butt will be staying up all night because of this.....

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the water doesn't let you out, then it's a wash.

    Never Snarky
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why I don’t like swimming.

    Anja Schmidt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So maybe Aliens look like humans in reality and came covered with a water glaze?

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    les
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damn, my feet look more seasoned

    Anthorn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As someone who regularly cooks Indian dishes...this hurts my soul on the deepest level. Why is it so...so pale? So lifeless?!

    liam newton-harding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we English ate, before the East India Company “bought” everything. Even now some will look at this, and say, “I’m not really into spicey food.”

    painttheyellowsubgreen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The English conquered half the world looking for spices that they never use.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world wouldn't know what to do without India...

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The world wouldn’t know what to do without Portugal. Portugal introduced the chilli pepper to India and China.

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    Biytemii
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg this is so sad lol not even cloae

    Gabriela Cink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you are alergic to everything and pretend to eat normal food.

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    SDLT010
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they? Salads aren't as interesting as "I killed an animal twice my size."

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    Emma B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it looks delicious

    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it looks good! Toast with eggs, avocado, and using the herbs you have in your fridge that are about to mutate into a sentient species if you don't use them. No problem here. If you don't think there is enough flavor, add some hot sauce.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And clipping the hedge. It looks tasty but even so

    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmmm... grass on toast. (Homer Simpson voice.)

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look too bad but per my comment on a previous post about someone not knowing who Annie Lennox is, this just plays in my head as Chomping On, Chomping On Broken Grass...

    Abel
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a salad. It is a grassad.

    Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks absolutely delicious.

    Rayne OfSalt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    TWO whole slices of avocado toast? Well lookit the richy-rich person showing off.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can have all the weeds in my yard too

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.

    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dammit Jim, I'm a painter...not an electrician...

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    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think landlords should take off 50 bucks a month rent if people can correctly guess how many layers of paint there were.

    WubiDubi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The painting a piece of A4 paper over a hole is the epitomy though.

    sofacushionfort
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The heat wave of 1993 when hundreds of elderly Chicagoans died because their landlords had painted the windows shut

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope this was years of landlords DIY painting because, as a retired professional painter, painters who do this type of shoddy work are a curse to the trade.

    MotherRobinson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also a pro painter. I totally agree with you.

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    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the knobs and locks look in awe regardless.

    Mimi M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wanna see that brass polished.

    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paint removers have come a long way since I was kid.

    nuberiffic
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leaving a rental once, the RE company complained that we didn't clean the walls in the kitchen. We scrubbed for ages until we realized they had just painted over the grease spots.

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    BeesEelsAndPups
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.

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    Abel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it is called the black grim reapybird.Probably from Australia.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago

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    From the netting overhead, it looks like she’s in an aviary, so a bird landing somewhere on her was to be expected. You know, because the birds are kind of stuck there.

    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope it wasn't a brainpecker

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    Marla
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hold the tomato, all else is fair game. Unless it's a REALLY good tomato

    Dragons Exist
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as it's not super wet then it's good

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    RedMarbles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much talk about what belongs on a burger and no love for the hilarious reply? No offense meant to any side of the food debate, but lucy's response was pretty epic 😅

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 32. Ketchup only on my burgers please. Sorry I am a man-child.

    Bloobee bloobee bloo bloo bloo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really hate how people call other people children because there’s some foods they don’t like. Not liking tomatoes or onions doesn’t mean they only eat chicken nuggets and fries

    Miki
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what's left? Bun, meat and cheese. Kind of empty.

    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so stupid to criticise people who don't like every food. Why do some people avoid certain food? Bc it's new and different.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHERE'S THE BACON????

    Chauncy Franklin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's my husband. I tell him it's like feeding a 4YO. Goof thing he's cute.

    DudeFortitude (He/Him)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those pickles, heck nah. But I NEED my fave pickles!

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    Beth Wheeler
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p. She's lucky she didn't have a blowout with that tire!

    Sven Grammersdorf
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't go anywhere near that without a bomb suit

    Brenda Spagnola-Wilson
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most modern day vehicles (say, 2010 and up) won't allow the car to run if the tires get past a certain pressure. The majority of passenger tires need 35PSI. If they get too high, the car sensors will cut off the engine because of the danger. (My dad worked for Bridgestone for 35 years. I know way more about tires than I ever wanted too!]

    David
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that's real I'm wondering how they got it so high. It's possible with a home compressor but you'd have to make an effort. Most commercial systems available to the public (for example the air pumps at Costco) don't let the pressure go up that high because it's too high for most passenger vehicles.

    Jedi Panda
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    10 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how... did the car get a zit?

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    LinkTheHylian
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my wife-to-be (yes I know she's imaginary, shut up) arranged our wedding via an Apple app and turned up to our ceremony in a Cybertruck I wouldn't just have cold feet, I'd fake my own death and end up a homeless bum somewhere in rural Wisconsin.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Many people who work in potentially dangerous, disfiguring jobs just get a tattoo on their ring finger.

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He has an eSIM for his bit on the side.

    Adz86
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IPhone users buying useless phones to impress other iphone users "$6000 dollars for nothing? Shut up and take my money".

    Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's dumb. The whole point of the ring is that it's a symbol, the meaning of which everybody understands. What does a different colour of a sim tray symbolise? What do people think when they see it? Probably nothing because it's not worth thinking about.

    Marie BellaDonna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would think they broke their phone's sim tray, found a sim tray from an old phone that fit, and just stuck it in there instead, so they didn't have to buy a whole new phone. I surely wouldn't equate it with a relationship in any way. Which may be what this guy wants, tbh...

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    Lesbitarian Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheap must be the last name

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    Janissary35680
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hide my favorite spoons (I have a couple) under the others so my husband won’t use them.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I took it into the office hoping someone would nick it, and they did, happy bunnies all round

    CD King
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one spatula that you love above all others.

    Ellinor
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always give that one to my mother's friend I don't like. (she's homophobic and think LGBTQ is a lobby)

    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The small spoons are the best spoons for ice cream! There is no logic to support this. It is just true.

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because it feels like you're eating more without actually packing in more calories. Weight control.

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    Kristal
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, mine's a random fork

    Donkey boi
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And why does the pic look like my favourite spoon?

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dislike for certainly cutlery is based on how it feels. If the weight and the handle shape doesn't suit me, I won't use it. I've had a favorite spoon in the drawer going on two decades.

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    Kitty1019
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but still R.I.P. Chester Bennington. ♥️

    SheamusFanFrom1987
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It starts with... One form, I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how much I apply... XP

    LinkTheHylian
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know I've resigned and opined the time it takes to supply all I know, cash is a valuable thing, watch it leave me as my paycheck empties, watch my landlord at the end of the day say my rent's due today, it's so unfair...

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    M G----no
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed way too hard at this

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    Ryn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤣🤣🤣 … “mistakenly”…

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    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pspspspsss *portal opens to the land of Thundercats*

    Talis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gods don't summon, they are summoned...

    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is absolutely one of the images from Arrival. That cat is from another world and is trying to communicate! :-)

    mike fish
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cats don't do things by mistake.

    Spittnimage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in time for Halloween! It's a familiar 🐈‍⬛🧙🏻🧹🪄

    Sharkbait1313
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is the rest of her kitty coven?

    Mari
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The artist and his masterpiece

    Erika Rasmussen
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whomst are we summoning today my fluffy friend?

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    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The kid was puffing a vape . . .

    Adz86
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'm a responsible mum influencer.. I keep my babies locked up in a cage".

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, knock me over with your impressive, out-of-the-box photography skills.

    Anja Schmidt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ***people are asked who live in apartments with green wallcolour ...

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    George Costanza
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.

    Lewis KR
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life's too short, George. Let her watch it on her own and go do something you enjoy

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    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Parisians are in tears - she's moving to Rome. Italians are in tears and want to tear up the Schengen accord.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely that show jumped the shark in the pilot.

    CanadianDimes
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This gets 5 seasons but they cancelled Kaos and 1899 after just one?!

    Hobby Hopper
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushing Daisies: cancelled. Better Off Ted: cancelled. Firefly: cancelled. ...

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more like when does the camera just BREAK ALREADY. Godawful show....

    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Agreed. Give me ten more seasons of just Gabriel. Hell there doesn't even need to be a storyline. He can just be walking around talking French.

    Appleblossom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    jeez you could swim in that dress

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe, maybe not. Depends on how well it’s tacked down to the stairs.

    Dusty's mom
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tacked, nailed, pasted: I'd still end up like Jerry.

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    Cathy Carey
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe paint it instead? Just wait till this goes viral somebodies gonna offer a stair runner with this woven into it - I just wish I had stairs.

    Paul Navarrete
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suppose Chuck also dismisses Jerry's scientific demonstration of turning freezing water by ripping out wires from the back of the refrigerator and shoving the frayed ends into the water.

    Elizabeth Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to paint all your stairs yellow & then I'll believe it.

    Axel Baer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is so cool, I'd buy that and I live in a bungalow!

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    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah, U Da wrong color. . .! lol !!

    Elizabeth Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought he was one of the guys who make fancy gowns.

    Cold Eagle
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Every joke, every pun, done. To death." Let's see if there are any fans here.

    Beak Hookage
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only watched Season One; it felt to me like the story had been wrapped up and there was no need to watch any further. Was I wrong?

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    Alex Boyd
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They live next door to the mom of the astronaut/doctor/navy seal.

    Tucker Cahooter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is actually mind boggling though how rapid India's rise in the chess world has been. The Soviet Union dominated chess since WW2 with a glut of grandmasters. India didn't get their first grandmaster until 1988. But now they have 82 (the fifth most of any country) and they dominated the recent chess olympiad winning both the open and women's section

    Lotekguy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like their action films, but has anyone seen a Bollywood chess musical? Asking for a friend.

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    Karina
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont have to imagine it , it is radiating from her so hard it melts my heart❤️

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but curious minds want to know, who wins the most when they play each other. . .?

    Rich Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chess champion is a trending position on Linked In.

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    Dirk Daring
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a $400 per night Air BnB

    Adz86
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean you could always go to a hotel instead of helping the rental/homelessness.

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    mandy the capibara
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Replace the unnecessarily large sidetables by a much smaller one and/or some bookshelves above for storage, wash those brown monstrosities.. perhaps more pillows now the sidetabld is gone and you're golden

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the table was there to work at, needed to be that size.

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    Myoviridae
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this was next to a full wall of windows and there was rain gently falling outside, then yes, heaven.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a setup like this in my closet when I was a kid and wanted to hide from everyone. Sometimes I’d sleep in there. Drove my mother crazy, but my father understood and always talked her down (guess which parent was the extrovert who had eight siblings, and which was the introvert with only one sibling).

    painttheyellowsubgreen
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my gosh! I had one too, and yeah it drove my mom bat sh*t crazy. No dad to talk her down though.

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    Ava Lemar
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the "after" of a makeover of Harry Potter's original room.

    Dekker451
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep, and it's smaller than a walk-in closet, but the rent is still $3000 /mo.

    L Norton
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4k a month in Manhattan. Plus $250 per visit to the shared bathroom

    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would be fine there but my cats would definitely have a few issues.

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    Jennifer Smith
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t recognize myself with my glasses off

    Lawrencium
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's because your vision is bad. Hence the glasses. /s

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what my dad looks like. He squints too, making it even worse.

    Mari
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd like to know what conceiler they are using.

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would be worse with just a monocle. . .!

    Bay Bo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "clearly". The second pic is a stuffy....maybe...

    Pandamonium Pandas Pandie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bp panda logo is half with black patch and half w/out

    Pamela Christie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens when you glue your eyebrows to your glasses, and then take your glasses off.

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    lwolf1952
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cheese not win, cheap knife surrender.

    Max Robitzsch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cheese broke it's spine, and you're minimising things? For shame!

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    Bored Retsuko
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s why commas are important.

    Riley Quinn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is precisely the moment when I pick the whole block up and begin gnawing on it like a wild animal.

    Mashmelo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually that's a rectangular prism cheese

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks more square to me, but I don’t have my ruler on me to check.

    Nick Szalai
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why you don't buy knives from the dollar store!

    n8ggkbh7xj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can cut through an aluminum can, slice a tomato with ease, but never, no never, will it cut the cheese!

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe buy pre-sliced cheese. . .?

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    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Beijing on a good day...

    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad we're helping nature by relocating all of our manufacturing to China.

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    Captive
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as exciting as Uranus! (I'll see myself out)

    Shirley Heyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure I want to go to either place. . .!

    STress (I/me)
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like Eastern European mountain road...

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    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thought it was tree bark !! I can feel my teeth begging me to stop chewing

    Regina Holt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at this picture, the first thing I thought was wood chips to put into the fire to flavor the steak, and the second, and the third, all I see are wood chips.

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    Papa
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might have been the perfect steak about thirty minutes before it came off the grill, but it certainly isn't now.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's all just let people eat their steak however the hell they like it.

    D. Pitbull
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it weren't for the title... I thought they were wood pieces.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally took a picture of the wood chips used to cook the steak. (Yes you can have your steak any way you like)

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Larry David has really let himself go...

    A Jones
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was David Divito, but he grew his hair out sideways.

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    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember him form AGT. He had a hilarious song about a p#nis.

    Christopher Hebhardt
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiler alert... He was not science. He was so wonderfully silly!

    Caroline Nagel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Professor Gobelijn a character in a Belgian comic book Jommeke. gobelijn-6...0c979.jpeg gobelijn-6723cabd0c979.jpeg

    Şirəli Həsənov
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The definition of science in one picture:

    r7g6zvx27x
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was singing "My Girlfirend has a Penis" on AGT - Seriously! Find it! It's hilarious!

    Wendy Neumeyer
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but the composition was perfection in the sh!t disturber world!

    Rich Black
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This cat is neither alive or dead. I have an equation that proves it.

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    Sarinz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does look quite tasty, though...

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not if the food is Indian, they've been doing it for yonks and they know how

    Emma B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who thinks dal isn't tasty must have had a very sheltered life. Or just want to s**t talk about vegans because apparently that's cool rn

    lwolf1952
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now if you could just eliminate the sanctimony.

    Deta Rossiter
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait till she hears about slave labour

    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor, sad little Shantanu, who doesn't know what taste is. Maybe just stay in Mummy's basement and let her slide your meals under the door, eh, Shantanu?

    Ron Man
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently Shantanu has never heard of spice and never eaten Indian food.

    Victoria
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shantanu is probably Indian. Maybe he's saying this is too basic for Indian food. Dal Chawal is pretty basic TBH.

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    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you're an omnivore, you're not eating meat exclusively. Why the hate on any foods without meat?

    This panda votes
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly, everyone would benefit from eating a bit less meat.

    Rebecca McManus
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a vegetarian, I can cook much better food than that and not feel the need to be a t***t about it

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude bïtches make me tired. Happy Diwali everyone!

    liam newton-harding
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Dr.” Sydney Watson thinks that off-brand Lite Mayo is, “too spicy”.

    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor of what? Woman's a liar...and a tasteless f**k....

    Gabriela Cink
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I was 4yo I used to use dirt spices on my sand cakes with pebbles.

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    Rose Stewart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would fight him... to get to that food first

    zatrisha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Indian food is too complex for many people.

    Suzie
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    1 year ago

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    IV watched too many "street food" videos in India and now want British certification on hygiene levels !! Oh that will annoy many !! But have you seen the street food vids I love culture but my European immunity is not up to food literally made in the road with the flies and dirt and licked unwashed fingers all serving my food .. but I adore curries go work that out

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Growing as much hair as possible, everywhere else they can, seems to be a phenomenon that has been shared by many men who can’t grow hair on their heads since time immemorial. Look at old family pictures, or your parents’/grandparents’ old yearbooks. I guarantee there’s at least ONE relative or teacher in those pictures who looks like a cue ball on top and Chewbacca from the scalp down,

    Rosie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've always wondered why men lose their head hair but then it grows from the ears, nose and back.

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone has to start somewhere

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some guy in my daughter's class dogged on a teacher and his jogging gait. TBF it DID look like he would pitch forward. " you know the difference?" .."No, what?" "HE's out there doing it, your fat a*s is playing Nintendo".

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    DowntownStevieB
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of my biggest pet-peeves is people knocking other people who are just trying to work on their fittness!

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    S M
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keep it beating forever…so long as you pay the subscription fees…

    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought this was a tongue.

    Blaze Onyx
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fall Of The House Of Usher anyone?

    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another subscription model no doubt.

    Emma B
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is definitely going to be used on the masses by billionaire villains in the future

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    Shark Lady
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on the right looks like how the one on the left would look if it was dropped from a great height, and landed facedown.

    Kayci Styles
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does the dude on the left look like he made his money in 1980's porn?

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay Michael-bloody-Angelo, now you try it in granite

    Talis
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is music art? If yes, some classic musicians would like to disagree.

    c6f7cmtd2z
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He looks like Tik-Tok from Return To Oz.

    Heinrich Hall
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a very stupid meme. The Hellenistic statue depicts a Celt, not a German, and the Mšecké Žehrovice Head is an example of Celtic art, not Germanic art. Celts and Germans were not the same. Additionally, the statement that Germans are not strong in the arts is ignorant. Think Dürer, the Dutch masters (also descended from Germanic tribes), Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Goethe, Mann, etc.

    roddy
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the comparison was chronological, not culture-wide. Roman civilization was at its height long before the northern Europeans flowered.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Romans had a teensy tiny little bro-crush on the Germans.

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now explain how the men who had two separate families their entire adult lives managed to keep everything and everyone straight?

    Show thyself
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the job of their secretary [insert first cliché-secretary-name you can think of]

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the same guy that desecrated the steak in that other post?

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not wanting to be the spelling nazi but I think you'll find the correct spelling is desiccated . . . ;o)

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    Lesley Relph
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing on that 'plate' looks edible.

    John L
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "This was our last date", there...fixed it for you.

    Oops
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this spinal column in the middle thought to be eaten? By a seagull? Please let food look like food.

    Pandora
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First dining in Springfield.

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    TuesdayDangerGirl
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So I looked this up and it's a thing :) So, what exactly is the “love button” at Cava? The love button is used to brighten people’s days. “We have this button on our cash register called the ‘love button,’” David Garcia, manager of the Huntsville Cava explained to CNBC. “Sometimes, we’ll use the button if we notice someone’s having a bad day, or if they forgot their wallet, or if we see a customer who’s always in our store. We try to use the button at least twice a day.”

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So this is actually a questionable compliment to receive..."she looks so grumpy, gotta cheer her up"?

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    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to one source: 23 Gallons.

    Tabitha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Almonds are very thirsty trees to grow. In the US the main area growing them is in the Central Valley of California, and almonds are one of the biggest guzzlers of water in the area, representing about 9% of the total water consumption for the entire state. Not just agriculture in the Central Valley, but ALL water consumption in the ENTIRE state.

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google has been ruined by such stupid people

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last device that I actually understood the workings of was a treadle sewing machine.

    Skara Brae
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet is basically like wired telephones: You dial a phone number and some machine somewhere figures out which phone you are calling and that phone rings. If someone answers you can talk to them. If you and the person you called don't use the same language, you can't understand each other. If you call another number in the same way, but this time a business answering machine answers, you may have to press number buttons to hear what you came for. The Internet is just like that, except computers take care of 'dialing' phone numbers (IP addresses and web addresses), then the computers on both ends send and receive huge amounts of text and numbers, but in a way that both computers understand, something like a language. If the computers are working properly then they both understand what the text and numbers mean. If your computer browser successfully connected to a computer that has a web page, your computer figures out what it 'heard' back and displays it in your browser.

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow! That is far and away the best explanation I've ever heard, and I nearly didn't bother to read it. Thank you.

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    S
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still pumped at light switches turning on lights.

    Geoffrey Scott
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I DO know that if you sever a bundle while digging, it's REALLY expensive. Buddy was an excavating contactor.

    Suzie
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's under the sea.. down where it's wetter electrics run better take it from me

    Kat Pekin
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My understanding of the internet is that that wire is in the sea and it shares information, and that's as far as I get, and I'm not even sure I'm right...

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need for this. The Mythbusters proved that you can actually wear a tuxedo under your wetsuit and still emerge from the water perfectly pressed and ready to seduce and/or assassinate someone.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. Wetsuit = you still get somewhat wet. There are dry suits as well, which work with a layer of air that keeps you dry.

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    Oerff On Tour
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Slenderman coming to the beach near you this summer

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    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the same girls who think it's ok for them to go thru a guy's phone would accuse said guy of being controlling and abusive if he did the same to them.

    ConstantlyJon
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife has access to all of my devices. I have access to all of her devices. Anytime we feel like we need to take a look we can. It doesn't happen often, and it usually is the worst of us feeling distrustful of each other that causes us to want to look. But it's open, always, as it should be.

    Ron Man
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because anyone going through someone else's phone is disgusting.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way I'm going to snoop Mr Auntriarch's devices, it's just going to be archery club and little known history facts, which he's going to tell me anyway....

    Tom Brincefield
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Better than telling you well known history facts you've heard a dozen times already.

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    Adam Chang
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ultimate goal: To have people think I'm successful

    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but I wouldn't describe "having (fake) nails so long, you can't do anything normally, upto and including wiping your baby's or your own a*s" as the ultimate goal.

    Phantom Phoenix
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lydgtfoh? Whilst it's like the actual answer, I'm open to other options. e.g. Like you didn't get the favoured one's hotdog?

    Becky Samuel
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just waiting for that person who feels it necessary to comment on someone's fingernails as though it's any of your business or has any relevance.

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    n8ggkbh7xj
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I am naive or maybe y’all are just too cynical. I saw this and thought it was sweet that « the ultimate goal » is a family…

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how embarrassing for the spelling nazi...

    Mary Peace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All 3 options have now been exhausted, please select one for use.

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    les
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while we consider to be jokes, it doesn't make them comedians but their parents could be comedians by accident

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    Moonie Pinkslip
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that money and they still can't buy funny....

    Montanavanna
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You don't think Dave Chapell is funny? That man cuts straight to my funny bone!

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Whith”. His spelling seems to be right on point.

    Kabuki Kitsune
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh... for me it's "New Folder", "New Folder 2", "New Folder 3".... etc.

    CK
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Randomizing is standard practice for file names, but folder names, you monster?

    Angela C
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine it's all super vague names like "my stuff" "random shít" etc but I know exactly what is in each of those seemingly meaningless folders

    Legendbird
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just write "evil" or "where I buried the body".

    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like the word ... Virus please open .. go on risk it

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    Uncanny
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Blackberry enters the chat…

    Ace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And blackcurrants. And redcurrants if you're gonna be pedantic about black. Oh, and then there's greengage.

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    Rizzo
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With orange it's the other way around. The color was named after the fruit.

    UKGrandad
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lot of people have pointed out that the colour 'orange' was named for the fruit and they are correct. Also, oranges were originally called 'noranges' and we're said to be red. Linguistically, 'a norange' shifted to 'an orange', and the description of the colour went from norange-red to orange-red to orange.

    Ace
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you Mister Fry. . . . . BTW, the Spanish word from which it derived is (still) Naranja, itself from Arabic Naranj. See also Italian Arancia, formerly Narancia.

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    Teutonic Disaster
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm betting top dollar there's a type of apple out there which has its colour in its name.

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    Stardust she/her
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve been on and off suicidal at least five times for a few months since 2020 with each time being worse than the previous one

    deejak
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this the marine/doctor/astronaut guy?

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    The Phantom Stranger
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fortunately, no DJ Khaled lyrics come to mind.

    NtroP13
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately, by typing his name, you've just quoted every song he has been on.

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    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that President Zelensky's uncle?

    Ryan Wilkins
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A complete phony and a hack...zero talent.

    Rachel Pelz
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aisha aisha, ecoute-moi...or is that another Khaled?

    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ? Does he sing about freedom for women ?

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    Tabitha
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah? What construction crew were you working for?

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Great Niece built one at the age of THREE! Queen of the Lego bricks!

    Jenna Kay
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By 24 I had a college degree, a 2 year old, an ex- husband, a full time job, and crippling debt. I was an overachiever.

    Auntriarch
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My word, you need to slow down a bit dear!

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    Ace
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it might be funny if you knew who she was. Either the picture or the name.

    Jay Cee
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need to get out more, stop playing so much Fortnite . . .

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    Suzie
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok I'm not getting this it looks like a jail cell communal toilet