The internet is a public place, which means (consider this a friendly PSA!) anything you post online could be met with a comment that outshines it and takes all the glory.
Chances are, it might even find its way to the Facebook page ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0,’ where the funniest, sharpest, and wittiest replies get their moment of fame. We’ve rounded up some of their top picks, so if you need inspiration for clever comebacks to leave on Bored Panda articles, just keep scrolling!
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Is this for real? I mean, the ostrich, obviously, but can anybody actually see the two people holding hands?
No, not even when it's suggested even before I see the picture.
Load More Replies...I saw a cartoon d**k at first, your not the only one who’s minds in the gutter
Load More Replies...EM decided that he didn't like the idea, so that selfish guy instead of purchasing the costumes sent a rocket to get them back
Load More Replies...oh! tangentially related (see repliers name)! wernher von Braun was a nazi who nasa hired, along with a bunch of other nazis, cause they were good at space stuff and nazis put us on the moon and i'm not at all ticked off about it (seriously - the worst among them was arthur rudolph, he presided over 'production' [slave-driving] at dora-mittelbau, which was described by one historian [in This New Ocean, I forget what page] as making Auschwitz look benign. He freely admitted to joining the Nazis cause he was scared of DA COMMIES. He, er, had to give up his citizenship and move to Germany. That was basically it. And of the Operation Paperclip-ers, he had the *worst* punishment). Sorry. It's just that this history is not as well known as it should be and I will do my best to remedy that.
I wish I had even half the sharpness of these commenters who effortlessly win the internet with their replies! But if you’re like me and feeling a little daunted about landing a knockout joke, don’t worry—humor is a muscle that can be stretched. It just takes a little time, practice, and effort.
This... this guy is real... I thought it was those net adds that always use the same people...
Learn to kìll.... check. Learn to heal...check. Decide people are annoying dead or alive and head to the vast empty void of space...check. I truly respect the philosophical journey this man has taken.
But can he make a decent PB&J? I’m surprised how many people can’t.
Load More Replies...A like is not enough, I have to tell you, you are absolutely HILARIOUS!
Load More Replies...and his mom will still go "yes, my son is a *doctor*" (based off of stereotypes of jewish moms, which are pretty similar to the asian mom stereotype)
About 20 years of training, and he hasn't aged a bit!! Aww, bless - must have chosen his parents wisely to get those great genes!!
Fresh fruits, fresh veggies, yeah... that's easily gonna cost your first born
Dude I absentmindedly put some grapes in my cart a while back, once I got to the self checkout they were $22.00. I had to call the lady over to take them off. I could get a whole a*s bottle of wine for that, which I needed to help me forget how much money grapes are.
Load More Replies...Our French president once said that "poor people would prefer to buy Netflix subscription rather than organic food", and I don't think he ever set a foot in a supermarket.
He's only ever been in the French version of Whole Foods
Load More Replies...Funny thing, I'm in Greece. I think that the right picture is cheaper than the left, as long as you purchase everything from the farmers market, assuming that it's seasonal.
Plus prep time. You’d burn enough calories buying it, prepping it, and fixing it that you could probably eat everything in both pictures.
Not sure how you live your life but I don't normally burn 3K calories going shopping and prepping a meal.
Load More Replies...Love the comments about factoring in the health cost for the meal on the left. Of course the people making these comments don't factor in that eating 2-3 meals per day like on the right would put a significant number of people out of a home. What's the health cost of that?
But it would strengthen the Social Security system for the rest of us. Just sayin'.
Load More Replies...When you consider the long term medical complications from eating a steady diet of junk food, fresh fruits and veggies are much cheaper.
In more sense than one. That's how the settlers took the natives land...
Load More Replies...Remembering the recent comment by a orange affiliated politician telling native Americans to go back to where they came from or home .. oh the come backs I hope that guy gave him but I would imagine just shaking their heads in disbelief would have done it
In Canada they are called First Nations because well they were first. They should be telling us to get off their land.
Load More Replies...Audra from the young and the restless TV soap opera would make the perfect Pocahontas princess!
The Big Belly Comedy Club has some fantastic tips on how to be funnier—not on the stage, but in everyday conversations. The first step is finding your unique sense of humor. “In comedy, we call this finding your comedic voice,” says the club.
Reminds me of the joke: I prayed to God for a bike, but then I remember that he doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
As an atheist, it's to determine whose wallet it is and work to get it back to them. You know, the sensible, kind thing to do.
Also an atheist. I'd check for ID, if there isn't any then take it to the local police station. That amount of money is probably very significant to someone and they'll go and check in (and if they don't it's mine, free and clear without any guilt that I did the wrong thing). Religious people who are only doing the right thing for fear of the consequences scare me.
Load More Replies...Well if I found this without seeing anyone around I'd see if there was any I.D., if yes then I'd try to find a social media account, contact them and ask if they'd lost a wallet. Of course they'd need to identify the wallet, tell me how much money etc. If that doesn't work then I'd post on several Social Media sites about finding a wallet at "so & so location". Call or message me to identify. If after 6 months it remains unclaimed the laws in my state allow me to keep it!
To thank him just as I grab and run. ("Gotta pick up the easy meat with your eyes closed")
Big stupid question, assuming everyone is a child of God. BTW, which of the hundreds of gods are you referring to?
The hippie movement in the 1960's was a time when we had very little, became non materialistic, and were some of the happiest days of our lives.
As a hippie in 2024, I'm happy having little, focusing on people and experiences instead of material things, and I have never been happier (and I was struggling with my mental health before. It's not like it's all sunshine and rainbows, but it's crazy what difference it made)
Load More Replies...And not all those things go hand-in-hand. I'm very fit, but the struggle keeping it is rough...I'd rather give it all up and be fat and happy. 2025 goals.
What does ‘finding your comedic voice’ mean exactly? Well, everyone has their own comedic style. You can tune into yours by noticing what makes you laugh and which funny thoughts pop into your mind. Maybe you’re naturally sarcastic, self-deprecating, or prefer to be uplifting. By becoming more aware of what you find funny, you can gradually start weaving it into your conversations and comments.
Pretty sure that Diesel was still known as Pete Moss. (Making a joke about Carboniferous-era geology isn't what makes me a geek; hating myself for the perpetuation of the myth that oil, as a "fossil" fuel, actually comes from fossils is.)
Really, fashion industry? You first remove women's pockets and now this??
Does anyone know how many school lunches for low-income kids $63K. Look, I don't begrudge people their wealth, I just hate their foolish expenditures that are essentially ridiculing the less fortunate.
Anything is lickable if you're brave enough. Or stupid enough. Lol.
Load More Replies...Now I gotta go out and buy a lemon meringue pie!!! I didn't plan to leave the house today, but now I must.
Life gives you lemons. . . make lemon colored birds that can't fly. . .!
Remember to consider who you’re speaking to, too. “What makes your friends or colleagues laugh may not have the same effect on a different group of people,” says Big Belly Comedy Club. If you’re aiming for a funny comment, keep the context, the person who posted, and even the group in mind to nail the right tone.
I always though that but Beard Meats Food on YT regularly drinks a few glasses of water and soda while eating.
Load More Replies...I'm not even that fat and this looks easy, what's the catch?
Load More Replies...Yeah. Stretching it out to 2 hours is really hard.
Load More Replies...My first thought was also wow easy money... but then I did the math and this thing is approximately 5.6 times the size of a normal pizza. That's 2.8 pizzas per person. Now, I'm really fat and I can really really eat a lot and I really really really love pizza but I'm honestly not sure whether I could do that.
after these appetizers, do they have something to eat? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXcEb7XgJ2s
In a communal woodshop I had a scrap bin. Got teased about it. Soon, others were asking to look through it to fill gaps. And the pencil cups just came along from there.
There was a tv commercial about this recently. A father and son were putting a bed together (no idea what the commercial was actually for) and the father runs to his basement to retrieve it.
...so sorry for his kids. He'll never throw ANYTHING and it's going to be hell cleaning out his garage...but wow. That guy rules! He not only kept it, but remembered and found it when he needed it. I mean, you and I would neither remember or find and thus buy new ones.. several in case you can use one again.
I mean I get the joke, but for what it's worth, most of the germans who migrated to Argentina and Brazil did so prior to the War. In fact, the German communities in South America date to the 1870s, and the Colonias Alemanas in Buenos Aires was founded in 1827. The exaggerated idea that Nazis fled en masse to South America is a massively exaggerated idea. There were a few who did so, but compare that to the hundreds that ended up in the United States, many of whom were actively recruited to do so.
Load More Replies...She's not responsible for what her grandparents did. She's responsible for what she does. There's no way to tell from the picture.
Exactly. Her grandparents may have fled to Argentina before 1945, escaping Nazi persecution.
Load More Replies...One of my Grandads was from Lancashire, the other from Yorkshire. I tread a similar fine line…
In fairness, Germans fled to Argentina because there were so many Germans already there. Argentina may be part of Latin America, but it's ethnicity is like 1970s-era United States.
Argentina also ironically has the highest Jewish population of any South American country, IIRC.
Load More Replies...For more inspiration, watch comedy shows, stand-up routines, and sitcoms. Pay attention to not just the jokes but also the timing, delivery, and wordplay. Try to incorporate some of these techniques into your own interactions, and spend time around people you find funny to pick up on what makes them shine.
So now police can hack in and stop a car if it's deemed necessary.. no issue here don't do anything wrong you don't need to worry .. but why can parents have this or other halves !! " Oh your sneaking out are you .. I don't think so .. " beep
Elon Musk... a muppet who thinks that cars can self drive perfectly safely, but at the same times doesn't think machines can count ballots.
And the irony of Trump being for big oil sponsored by a guy who makes cars to eliminate the need for big oil.
Load More Replies...🎵Here we are, baked in a pie, we're the Quinces of the Universe!🎵
🎶 I've fallen in loaf, I've fallen in love for the first time 🎵
I'd be more concerned about those radioactive presents by the fireplace. Looks like they're about to reach critical mass.
I have those presents, they are mesh and the lights are just sitting inside. They're very pretty.
Load More Replies...It’s a mirror people, the fan is hanging on the ceiling. Geez. !! Here’s your sign.
And don’t underestimate the power of memorizing and having a few jokes up your sleeve. “While canned jokes are not always funny,” Big Belly Comedy Club reminds us, “having a few well-timed and appropriate jokes can lighten the mood and bring laughter to social situations.”
"Oh no! now marge will have to die!" -my friend when I showed him this.
If time travel is possible, where are the tourists from the future? Stephen Hawking
The 'Marge Simpson Battle Cry,' "Why doesn't somebody do something?" Fortunately the character evolved!
GIRL this is not the problem you think it is. I'm a guy with alllll the privileges who has no business saying this, but on behalf of women everywhere, can you please not promote the idea that guys need to just try harder when women say no?
Can you imagine what she'd say if he, or someone she didn't want to go out with, continued to ask? That would be an entirely different post!! wtf is wrong w people‽ ‽ ‽
Load More Replies...As someone else said, “If I want to play games, I have a PS5 at home.”
This !!! This is why men get confused ?! Stupid women.. thanks for aiding the " no means no" advocation !
Women like her: "Men will never be able to understand the complex mind of a woman!"
Asking one time is a request. Asking a second time is sexual harassment.
Do not undermine centuries of women's efforts to be taken seriously. Stuff like this sets us back to horse and wagon days.
Looks gross but technically edible. Raw cow not so bad for the Humans. Raw pork and chicken on the other hand...not so good.
That is absolutely how a prime rib roast should be served. And it isn't cooked on a grill.
Nonsense. That needs another 30 or 40 seconds. And more mashed potatoes.
Load More Replies...That happens when the cook grabs a pan and introduces it to the steak: Steak - pan, pan - steak. That is enough cooking, hop onto the Plate!
(yes I know that's rare prime rib, just how I like it, however to get in the spirit...) You can still see the marks where the jockey was hitting it
Now it’s time for practice—after all, theory will only get you so far. “Like any skill, developing your sense of humor requires practice. Look for opportunities to make others laugh, whether it’s through casual conversations, presentations, or social gatherings,” says the team at Big Belly. “The more you practice, the more comfortable and confident you will become in using humor.”
How would you react if your meal drops a big s**t as you are just about to eat.
Load More Replies...I think those are supposed to be the bee's antenna or whatever they're called..
Load More Replies...I just saw some girls online dressed up for trick or treating as the biscuit and the bee!
I thought the same thing. After I read the comment it still took me a minute to see bees
I remember seeing this online: Post: "Looking for electric baby chair". Comment "Not even Hitler went that far!"
Applied for a job with 45 years experience. I was told that I didn't meet minimum requirements. Huh
Reminds me of most job requirements: At least two degrees, ten years' experience in a similar job and no older than 25.
Can their hands actually hold a camera when the final stage of construction is done
Me too, and I'm a vegetarian. I'd be there cheering them on!! VEGAN KARENS!!!
Plenty of nice vegetarian things you can put on a barbecue! Haloumi, corn, potatoes... and if I were vegetarian, I'm sure my list would be longer!
Load More Replies...I would’ve fasted for three days before, just to have room for to fill my plate and go back for seconds, maybe even thirds, while flipping off the litigious Karen as she chokes on the delightful aroma of barbecued meat.
Load More Replies..."Disproportionate revenge is the mark of a TRUE supervillain!" - Senor Senior Sr., from Kim Possible
Even if it wasn't fake---too little information about why she sued them. Like bbq every night, right at the point closest to her property, even though she had asked them politely to have one night per week without their bbq smell...we don't know. Funny how quick people call her a b*** aka "Karen" who "deserves" this.
The case was thrown out, but (rightly or wrongly - and wrongly in the view of the court) she believed the neighbours were grilling (mostly fish) specifically to harass her as a new strategy in a 10-year-long feud between them. She took it all the way to the high court so it seems she really believed it was malicious. Feuds between neighbours can be insane.
Load More Replies...I can not imagine better scent than the smell of a perfectly seasoned piece of meat on the grill cooking slowly. Just the memory of that smell make my mouth watering.
That said, don’t overdo it. Trying too hard to turn every moment into a joke can backfire and come across as desperate. “Let humor arise naturally in conversations and use it as a way to connect with others, rather than as a performance to impress,” advises Big Belly Comedy Club.
Hopefully, with these tips, you’ll be on your way to becoming the wittiest friend—and maybe, just maybe, we’ll see your clever replies on the ‘Epic Top Comments 2.0’ page soon!
When the car AC is on, normally the car takes air from the outside, and pumps it in. That button makes the car recirculate the inside air.
While you’re waiting for the answer, how about cleaning your dashboard and console?
Tried. Didn't work. Am I eligible for the compensation due to the manufacturing error?
It's the recycle air button for the AC. Cools the car using the already cool air. Saves gas
Thank god they've invented shrinkwrap. . . Let's hope it fits under the overpass. . .!
It's okay. Some watery tart threw a sword at me.
Load More Replies...Now my paranoid butt will be staying up all night because of this.....
So maybe Aliens look like humans in reality and came covered with a water glaze?
What we English ate, before the East India Company “bought” everything. Even now some will look at this, and say, “I’m not really into spicey food.”
The English conquered half the world looking for spices that they never use.
Load More Replies...The world wouldn’t know what to do without Portugal. Portugal introduced the chilli pepper to India and China.
Load More Replies...Why would they? Salads aren't as interesting as "I killed an animal twice my size."
Load More Replies...Yes, it looks good! Toast with eggs, avocado, and using the herbs you have in your fridge that are about to mutate into a sentient species if you don't use them. No problem here. If you don't think there is enough flavor, add some hot sauce.
Load More Replies...Doesn't look too bad but per my comment on a previous post about someone not knowing who Annie Lennox is, this just plays in my head as Chomping On, Chomping On Broken Grass...
TWO whole slices of avocado toast? Well lookit the richy-rich person showing off.
Worked in a 100 yr old school. Took me a LONG time to swap out all the painted switch and outlet plates. My God people, it's a screwdriver, not a computer program. Paint the wall, by the time you get to the end the paint is dry enough to reattach the plates.
I think landlords should take off 50 bucks a month rent if people can correctly guess how many layers of paint there were.
The heat wave of 1993 when hundreds of elderly Chicagoans died because their landlords had painted the windows shut
I hope this was years of landlords DIY painting because, as a retired professional painter, painters who do this type of shoddy work are a curse to the trade.
Leaving a rental once, the RE company complained that we didn't clean the walls in the kitchen. We scrubbed for ages until we realized they had just painted over the grease spots.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee.
Load More Replies...So much talk about what belongs on a burger and no love for the hilarious reply? No offense meant to any side of the food debate, but lucy's response was pretty epic 😅
We are clearly all still kindergartners XD
Load More Replies...I really hate how people call other people children because there’s some foods they don’t like. Not liking tomatoes or onions doesn’t mean they only eat chicken nuggets and fries
That's my husband. I tell him it's like feeding a 4YO. Goof thing he's cute.
Most modern day vehicles (say, 2010 and up) won't allow the car to run if the tires get past a certain pressure. The majority of passenger tires need 35PSI. If they get too high, the car sensors will cut off the engine because of the danger. (My dad worked for Bridgestone for 35 years. I know way more about tires than I ever wanted too!]
If that's real I'm wondering how they got it so high. It's possible with a home compressor but you'd have to make an effort. Most commercial systems available to the public (for example the air pumps at Costco) don't let the pressure go up that high because it's too high for most passenger vehicles.
If my wife-to-be (yes I know she's imaginary, shut up) arranged our wedding via an Apple app and turned up to our ceremony in a Cybertruck I wouldn't just have cold feet, I'd fake my own death and end up a homeless bum somewhere in rural Wisconsin.
Many people who work in potentially dangerous, disfiguring jobs just get a tattoo on their ring finger.
That's dumb. The whole point of the ring is that it's a symbol, the meaning of which everybody understands. What does a different colour of a sim tray symbolise? What do people think when they see it? Probably nothing because it's not worth thinking about.
I would think they broke their phone's sim tray, found a sim tray from an old phone that fit, and just stuck it in there instead, so they didn't have to buy a whole new phone. I surely wouldn't equate it with a relationship in any way. Which may be what this guy wants, tbh...
Load More Replies...And whenever you reach into the drawer for a spoon without looking, it's always the one you get first.
Yes, I took it into the office hoping someone would nick it, and they did, happy bunnies all round
The small spoons are the best spoons for ice cream! There is no logic to support this. It is just true.
That's because it feels like you're eating more without actually packing in more calories. Weight control.
Load More Replies...My dislike for certainly cutlery is based on how it feels. If the weight and the handle shape doesn't suit me, I won't use it. I've had a favorite spoon in the drawer going on two decades.
It starts with... One form, I don't know why. It doesn't even matter how much I apply... XP
I know I've resigned and opined the time it takes to supply all I know, cash is a valuable thing, watch it leave me as my paycheck empties, watch my landlord at the end of the day say my rent's due today, it's so unfair...
Load More Replies...This is absolutely one of the images from Arrival. That cat is from another world and is trying to communicate! :-)
Well, knock me over with your impressive, out-of-the-box photography skills.
Of all the garbage shows my wife makes me watch this one irks me the most. Just terrible acting, terrible plots, terrible dialogue, ridiculous clown costumes. Just complete garbage.
Life's too short, George. Let her watch it on her own and go do something you enjoy
Load More Replies...This gets 5 seasons but they cancelled Kaos and 1899 after just one?!
Pushing Daisies: cancelled. Better Off Ted: cancelled. Firefly: cancelled. ...
Load More Replies...more like when does the camera just BREAK ALREADY. Godawful show....
Agreed. Give me ten more seasons of just Gabriel. Hell there doesn't even need to be a storyline. He can just be walking around talking French.
Tacked, nailed, pasted: I'd still end up like Jerry.
Load More Replies...Maybe paint it instead? Just wait till this goes viral somebodies gonna offer a stair runner with this woven into it - I just wish I had stairs.
I suppose Chuck also dismisses Jerry's scientific demonstration of turning freezing water by ripping out wires from the back of the refrigerator and shoving the frayed ends into the water.
"Every joke, every pun, done. To death." Let's see if there are any fans here.
I only watched Season One; it felt to me like the story had been wrapped up and there was no need to watch any further. Was I wrong?
It is actually mind boggling though how rapid India's rise in the chess world has been. The Soviet Union dominated chess since WW2 with a glut of grandmasters. India didn't get their first grandmaster until 1988. But now they have 82 (the fifth most of any country) and they dominated the recent chess olympiad winning both the open and women's section
I like their action films, but has anyone seen a Bollywood chess musical? Asking for a friend.
Load More Replies...Yeah, but curious minds want to know, who wins the most when they play each other. . .?
I mean you could always go to a hotel instead of helping the rental/homelessness.
Load More Replies...Replace the unnecessarily large sidetables by a much smaller one and/or some bookshelves above for storage, wash those brown monstrosities.. perhaps more pillows now the sidetabld is gone and you're golden
I thought the table was there to work at, needed to be that size.
Load More Replies...If this was next to a full wall of windows and there was rain gently falling outside, then yes, heaven.
Load More Replies...I had a setup like this in my closet when I was a kid and wanted to hide from everyone. Sometimes I’d sleep in there. Drove my mother crazy, but my father understood and always talked her down (guess which parent was the extrovert who had eight siblings, and which was the introvert with only one sibling).
Oh my gosh! I had one too, and yeah it drove my mom bat sh*t crazy. No dad to talk her down though.
Load More Replies...Yep, and it's smaller than a walk-in closet, but the rent is still $3000 /mo.
That's because your vision is bad. Hence the glasses. /s
Load More Replies...This is what happens when you glue your eyebrows to your glasses, and then take your glasses off.
The cheese broke it's spine, and you're minimising things? For shame!
Load More Replies...And this is precisely the moment when I pick the whole block up and begin gnawing on it like a wild animal.
It can cut through an aluminum can, slice a tomato with ease, but never, no never, will it cut the cheese!
I'm so glad we're helping nature by relocating all of our manufacturing to China.
Load More Replies...Looking at this picture, the first thing I thought was wood chips to put into the fire to flavor the steak, and the second, and the third, all I see are wood chips.
Load More Replies...Let's all just let people eat their steak however the hell they like it.
Accidentally took a picture of the wood chips used to cook the steak. (Yes you can have your steak any way you like)
I thought that was David Divito, but he grew his hair out sideways.
Load More Replies...Spoiler alert... He was not science. He was so wonderfully silly!
He looks like Professor Gobelijn a character in a Belgian comic book Jommeke. gobelijn-6...0c979.jpeg
He was singing "My Girlfirend has a Penis" on AGT - Seriously! Find it! It's hilarious!
Not if the food is Indian, they've been doing it for yonks and they know how
Poor, sad little Shantanu, who doesn't know what taste is. Maybe just stay in Mummy's basement and let her slide your meals under the door, eh, Shantanu?
Apparently Shantanu has never heard of spice and never eaten Indian food.
Shantanu is probably Indian. Maybe he's saying this is too basic for Indian food. Dal Chawal is pretty basic TBH.
Load More Replies...I'm a vegetarian, I can cook much better food than that and not feel the need to be a t***t about it
“Dr.” Sydney Watson thinks that off-brand Lite Mayo is, “too spicy”.
When I was 4yo I used to use dirt spices on my sand cakes with pebbles.
Load More Replies...Growing as much hair as possible, everywhere else they can, seems to be a phenomenon that has been shared by many men who can’t grow hair on their heads since time immemorial. Look at old family pictures, or your parents’/grandparents’ old yearbooks. I guarantee there’s at least ONE relative or teacher in those pictures who looks like a cue ball on top and Chewbacca from the scalp down,
Some guy in my daughter's class dogged on a teacher and his jogging gait. TBF it DID look like he would pitch forward. " you know the difference?" .."No, what?" "HE's out there doing it, your fat a*s is playing Nintendo".
Load More Replies...one of my biggest pet-peeves is people knocking other people who are just trying to work on their fittness!
The one on the right looks like how the one on the left would look if it was dropped from a great height, and landed facedown.
Why does the dude on the left look like he made his money in 1980's porn?
This is a very stupid meme. The Hellenistic statue depicts a Celt, not a German, and the Mšecké Žehrovice Head is an example of Celtic art, not Germanic art. Celts and Germans were not the same. Additionally, the statement that Germans are not strong in the arts is ignorant. Think Dürer, the Dutch masters (also descended from Germanic tribes), Bach, Mozart, Beethoven, Goethe, Mann, etc.
I'm guessing the comparison was chronological, not culture-wide. Roman civilization was at its height long before the northern Europeans flowered.
Load More Replies...Now explain how the men who had two separate families their entire adult lives managed to keep everything and everyone straight?
That's the job of their secretary [insert first cliché-secretary-name you can think of]
Load More Replies...Is this the same guy that desecrated the steak in that other post?
Not wanting to be the spelling nazi but I think you'll find the correct spelling is desiccated . . . ;o)
Load More Replies...So I looked this up and it's a thing :) So, what exactly is the “love button” at Cava? The love button is used to brighten people’s days. “We have this button on our cash register called the ‘love button,’” David Garcia, manager of the Huntsville Cava explained to CNBC. “Sometimes, we’ll use the button if we notice someone’s having a bad day, or if they forgot their wallet, or if we see a customer who’s always in our store. We try to use the button at least twice a day.”
So this is actually a questionable compliment to receive..."she looks so grumpy, gotta cheer her up"?
Load More Replies...Almonds are very thirsty trees to grow. In the US the main area growing them is in the Central Valley of California, and almonds are one of the biggest guzzlers of water in the area, representing about 9% of the total water consumption for the entire state. Not just agriculture in the Central Valley, but ALL water consumption in the ENTIRE state.
Load More Replies...The last device that I actually understood the workings of was a treadle sewing machine.
The internet is basically like wired telephones: You dial a phone number and some machine somewhere figures out which phone you are calling and that phone rings. If someone answers you can talk to them. If you and the person you called don't use the same language, you can't understand each other. If you call another number in the same way, but this time a business answering machine answers, you may have to press number buttons to hear what you came for. The Internet is just like that, except computers take care of 'dialing' phone numbers (IP addresses and web addresses), then the computers on both ends send and receive huge amounts of text and numbers, but in a way that both computers understand, something like a language. If the computers are working properly then they both understand what the text and numbers mean. If your computer browser successfully connected to a computer that has a web page, your computer figures out what it 'heard' back and displays it in your browser.
Wow! That is far and away the best explanation I've ever heard, and I nearly didn't bother to read it. Thank you.
Load More Replies...I DO know that if you sever a bundle while digging, it's REALLY expensive. Buddy was an excavating contactor.
No need for this. The Mythbusters proved that you can actually wear a tuxedo under your wetsuit and still emerge from the water perfectly pressed and ready to seduce and/or assassinate someone.
LOL. Wetsuit = you still get somewhat wet. There are dry suits as well, which work with a layer of air that keeps you dry.
Load More Replies...Because the same girls who think it's ok for them to go thru a guy's phone would accuse said guy of being controlling and abusive if he did the same to them.
My wife has access to all of my devices. I have access to all of her devices. Anytime we feel like we need to take a look we can. It doesn't happen often, and it usually is the worst of us feeling distrustful of each other that causes us to want to look. But it's open, always, as it should be.
No way I'm going to snoop Mr Auntriarch's devices, it's just going to be archery club and little known history facts, which he's going to tell me anyway....
Better than telling you well known history facts you've heard a dozen times already.
Load More Replies...Sorry, but I wouldn't describe "having (fake) nails so long, you can't do anything normally, upto and including wiping your baby's or your own a*s" as the ultimate goal.
lydgtfoh? Whilst it's like the actual answer, I'm open to other options. e.g. Like you didn't get the favoured one's hotdog?
I was just waiting for that person who feels it necessary to comment on someone's fingernails as though it's any of your business or has any relevance.
Load More Replies...Maybe I am naive or maybe y’all are just too cynical. I saw this and thought it was sweet that « the ultimate goal » is a family…
while we consider to be jokes, it doesn't make them comedians but their parents could be comedians by accident
Load More Replies...You don't think Dave Chapell is funny? That man cuts straight to my funny bone!
Load More Replies...Eh... for me it's "New Folder", "New Folder 2", "New Folder 3".... etc.
And blackcurrants. And redcurrants if you're gonna be pedantic about black. Oh, and then there's greengage.
Load More Replies...A lot of people have pointed out that the colour 'orange' was named for the fruit and they are correct. Also, oranges were originally called 'noranges' and we're said to be red. Linguistically, 'a norange' shifted to 'an orange', and the description of the colour went from norange-red to orange-red to orange.
Thank you Mister Fry. . . . . BTW, the Spanish word from which it derived is (still) Naranja, itself from Arabic Naranj. See also Italian Arancia, formerly Narancia.
Load More Replies...I'm betting top dollar there's a type of apple out there which has its colour in its name.
I’ve been on and off suicidal at least five times for a few months since 2020 with each time being worse than the previous one
Unfortunately, by typing his name, you've just quoted every song he has been on.
Load More Replies...I guess it might be funny if you knew who she was. Either the picture or the name.
You need to get out more, stop playing so much Fortnite . . .
Load More Replies...I think that hiding dark mode behind a premium paywall is an absolute garbage move.
I'm not at all tech-minded and have no idea what dark mode even is.
Load More Replies..."We notice you are using an adblocker" Too darn right I am, I'm not paying just to go adfree, even though it's an adblocker that can be detected. however, there are ways round it, you must be cunning and stealthy, fellow pandas, but there are ways. For the time being.
Oh... you had to mess with it? ublock plus an open source app and a 30 dollar raspberry pi with said blocking software.
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If I want dark mode I can just lower my screen brightness. Job done.
Why is so much of Bored Panda a repeat of what I read the last time I read Bored Panda?
"Dark Reader" works (on my desktop), it's a browser extension. I've given up going through any BP on my tablet, the ads are unbearable.
I think that hiding dark mode behind a premium paywall is an absolute garbage move.
I'm not at all tech-minded and have no idea what dark mode even is.
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Oh... you had to mess with it? ublock plus an open source app and a 30 dollar raspberry pi with said blocking software.
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If I want dark mode I can just lower my screen brightness. Job done.
Why is so much of Bored Panda a repeat of what I read the last time I read Bored Panda?
"Dark Reader" works (on my desktop), it's a browser extension. I've given up going through any BP on my tablet, the ads are unbearable.
