Hypothetically, what would you do if your dog started speaking English? For example, you came home one day, and you heard your dog talking on the phone? Asking for a friend…
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Would Be Interesting
I Love It
Free Coffee
I did not see it going there.. I was thinking swap places so they all return the right car to right place, but they all insist they are the same person who left with it.
Gracelynn, Where Art Thou?
New Fear Unlocked
2020 Was So Easy Back Then
Tf? We suddenly started playing Fallout when I wasn’t looking? Where’s my adorable canine companion and my power armour dammit!
Nicknames
Suspicious And Wholesome!
Free The Frog!
3..2..1.. Go!
Til
If you're really desperate, and the "one last drink before you go?" didn't work, leave the room and change into nightwear and return to the room and say "oh well, we're off to bed now."
That's Something
You Can't Put Them Anywhere
Forget astrological signs, tell me your childhood compulsive behaviour foreshadowing lifelong hangups. Mine was never being able to use video game powerups because I might regret not having them later.
Ratatat 2 E
21st Century Surnames
Roosters Are The Best
Neighbour keeps hens and a rooster. Henhouse is next to a street light. Light makes the rooster crow, day and night. Roosters only last a year or so before they die of exhaustion.....We are currently in the no rooster phase - yay.
Apologise To Mr Hoskins
Well Then
And maybe Ed Sheeran hears about the incident and writes a song dedicated to you!
Ok Josh
Relatable
Ok
My cat brought in a baby bird once, and I rescued it from the feline terrorist and nursed it back to health. I put it into a pizza box and named it Pizza.Two days later I released it back into the wild, and watched from the patio as a crow came and carried it away. But I knew the crows in the trees had babies. I was heartbroken but... that's nature. I am still unsure how I feel about that. Moral dilemma.
What Did The Frog Do?
Mood
Reminds me of the time I asked my supervisor to give me all my remaining holiday time just to get away from a toxic workplace as soon and for as long as possible. My first day back supervisor gives me a hearty "So you're relaxed and refreshed now that you're back after your break." no doubt expecting an enthusiastic eager beaver response. I just look him straight in eye and said deadpan "I'm back."
Dementia Is A Game For 2 Or More Players
There’s No One In Their Basement
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Actually that is a fair point. Why do mobile games want access to photo galleries and camera on your phone?
114 Is A Lot Of Cats, For Sure
Why would you want to fight them off? Why not just accept what we all know to be true and bow down to our feline overlords? Pet some of the cats while you're down there.
Could You Imagine
Just Some Guy
Does This Go Here
My Lil Bro Takes Video Games Very Seriously
Guilty As Charged...
They Complete Each Other
Fyi
Shakespeare Of Our Time
With Your Hair Softly Blowing In The Wind
No. I feel like a disappointed English teacher. And like a NORMAL person, I make that duck face and look disappointed, like a student just tried to tell me the real narrative of an over-annotated classic. Duh.
It’s A Family Secret
Jack Black
Typical Shrimp Watch
Sky Bird!
Does Your Town Have A Horseback Jesus?
In my city, right on my block, we have Old Nessa. She is a lovely old lady who quietly drinks in the same spot every afternoon for about three hours. She knows everyone and every piece of gossip. If you want any gossip, give her a cigarette and she'll tell you everything. She is very kind. [Edit: Old Nessa is not homeless. She goes out for a few hours every day to get away from her boyfriend, who she constantly complains about. She's 76yrs old and has a toyboy 20yrs younger. Go Nessa!]
Ipod
Lovelighting And Gasbombing
I Want A Tree From This Guy
Mrs. Evans would put the weed in her purse, buy a tree and have the best time ever putting those ornaments on.
Is There Something You Need To Tell Us?
Reading about Ben Franklin makes me think he would be disappointed you aren't sharing
Only A 7.5
Who Hasn't ?
Ska
The Future People
Anyone Know The Meme?
Gotta Remember This One
Saw This Gem While Browsing Twitter
They Really Do Though
Real Deal Breaker
You Have To Accept This
That Product Would Sell Well
This sounds like something Stan Pines would do (Gravity Falls). He was at one point a traveling salesman and failed miserably. And then the Mystery Shack is kind of a amalgamation of confused interest. "The Man Baby. 'Am I a man? Am I a baby? These are legitimate questions.'"
What Is Denny’s Even On
Seems Like He's Been Through A Lot
Sounds Like Someone Didn’t Have Fun
Disney seems like a nightmare. My desire to go is in the negative range. If I got free tickets, I still wouldn't go.
Hmmmm
Who Says It Isn’t
Depression On A Stick
The First Rule Of Waffle House Is
Highly Recommend 10/10
Can't Say I Have
I Needed To Hear That. Thank You
Man, I Love Me Some Tiny Pot Soup
Methany
That's Interesting
A Scholar And A Gentleman
But You Know, Just Hypothetically
Gotta Love The Early 2000’s
Again?
Perfect Reason To Study Computer Science
I thought it was going to be 1) finding work in you field of study and 2) quickly paying off your student loans but that would not have been nearly as entertaining
Discussing A 30-Year Lease
I felt this a lot harder than I thought I would... Role for Initiative!
Russian Back Flip Tomahawk Throw!
Wamen
Im Sorry I Didn't Quite Catch That
I have licked a Himalayan salt lamp...not on Tinder date though...anyway they are really, really salty. Do not recommend.
An Ego Booster
Ali is the big Kurdish dude who makes bomb-a*s falafel in town and he calls everybody "My friend!" in such a way that you honestly believe him.
Sounds Like A Dream Job
Not A Bad Idea
Kevin From Applebee's
Just Imagine
Capitalism
Sounds Like A Cry For Help
Pass The Mic
Huh?
I Drive A Manual Because I Need To Be Forced To Focus On What I'm Doing
I drive both manual (stick shift) and automatic. What's the difficulty here?
Ok Elon
That's exactly what someone who's trying to cover up the secret creation of a zombie apocalyps to generate demand for flamethrowers would say
