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139 Hilarious Posts About Tinder
Ah, Tinder. It's our best friend and our worst enemy. Most of us enter the experience with an open mind, hoping we might actually find that perfect match we've been waiting for. And then the awful pick-up lines crush every bit of that hope into little pieces.
Even if you did meet 'the one' through a successful swipe, the odds are that you went through a few duds before they ended up in your inbox. We can't even blame you, since it's hard to tell if someone is a psychopath based only on their picture. Unless they actually look insane, in which case we would advise to swipe left as fast as you can.
Got a knee-slapping pick-up line, a scathing comeback, or a match that scarred you for life? We want to hear about it. Add it to our list below, but only after you've voted on which of these poor souls got burned the worst.
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#1
I Don't Think You Should Mix With That Species, I Hear It's Quite Invasive
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#2
Double Standards
#4
This Has To The Best Tinder Profile I've Ever Seen
#6
It's True Romance Until LSD Wears Off
#7
Silly Trucks, Tinder Is For People
#8
Boys On Tinder Be Like:
#11
Pokemon Go Is Just Like Tinder
#12
Chewbacca's Got Her Right
#13
I Hope This Guy Finds Love On Tinder. He's Awesome
#14
One Word: Efficient
#15
Why Do You Have To Be Like This?
Just a Purpler 9 years ago
ooh right back at 'chu. It's girls like this I hope don't complain how unfair feminism is...
#17
True Love Is Patient
#18
So This Happened
#19
Slow And Steady Wins The Race
#20
There We Go, Nailed It!
#21
It’s A Dominance Thing
Jill Earley 9 years ago
Wait, his mom said he was "an absolute gentleman". I thought he was raised by wolves! That or his wolf mom really loves him.
#23
He Looks Good For 2017 Year Old
#24
That Looks Original
#25
She Did
#26
When In Doubt, Rely On The Office
#27
The Sad Truth About Tinder
#29
Let's Call It 'Retriever'
#30
That Has To Be Awkward
#31
60 Percent Of The Time, It Works Every Time
#32
Nailed It
#33
Everyone Has Different Expectations
#35
When It Actually Works
#36
Nailed That One
#37
They Somewhere Out There
#38
In Case Guys From Tinder Ask Me To Send Them A Nude
#39
Let's Just Take A Moment To Appreciate This Masterpiece
#41
A Lesson On How Not To Trust Anyone On Tinder
#42
Unique Perspective
#43
Why Even Reply If You're Throwing One Word Into The Conversation
#44
Actually I'm Using It To Find True Love
Veronika Velikova 9 years ago
ok, but i still think they are more about finding a friend,than finding sex..
#45
Excellent Business Strategy
#46
Roasted!
#48
The Greatest Accomplishment And The Greatest Failure
#49
You Should Always Pay The Extra Money To Do A Photo Shoot For Your Tinder Profile
#51
How To Get A Super Like In 1 Picture
#52
Certain Signs You're Date Is Going Great
#53
Sometimes The Long Game Is Key
#54
3D Tinder
#55
Look At What You've Become
#56
How To Get A Sugar Daddy 101
#57
I Hate It When You Ignore Me, Big Poppa!
#58
How To Decode Tinder
#59
What I Feel Like Saying To Most People On Tinder
#60
Classic Tinder Theme
#61
I Never Learn From My Past Mistakes
#63
I've Been Doing It Wrong The Whole Time
#64
Oh, I Have So Many More...
#65
I Like To Talk A Big Talk
#66
That's A Missed Opportunity Right There
#67
Why Do Men Like That Exist?
#68
When You Prefer Staying At Home And Eating Pizza
#73
The Classic, Tinder Men Bingo
#74
Oh...okay :(
#75
That Was A Top-Notch Response
#76
We Need An Update On This
#77
I Didn't Feel Like Eating Italian Today...
#78
Found Love In A Hopeless Place
#81
When In Doubt, Pop This Question
#82
Don't Hate The Players, Hate The Game
#83
Looks Like I'm Having A Kid Now
#86
My Friend Tried To Pull Some Smooth Moves On A Korean Girl. "What's Cookin Good Lookin"
#87
There's Always That One Guy That Posts A Pic In Full Battle Rattle
#89
J.E.A.N.N.E.T.T.E.
#90
Savage
#94
Expectations Vs Reality
#95
It's Scarily Accurate, Though
#96
Well Put
#97
Dicks On Dicks On Dicks
#99
When You See It
StarKitten 9 years ago
How old does a cat have to be to click that? I'm just a kitten so I don't think I'm old enough.
#100
Matched With A 21 Year Old... I'm 28. Was Genuinely Curious To See If She Would Know What This Was
Mike M (OB1Coyote) 9 years ago
Cassette is technically correct. the 3.5" floppy was housed in a small case, or cassette... and the name wasn't just a carryover from the 5.25" Floppy. The disk inside the plastic cassette of the 3.5" was still just as floppy as the one inside the sleeve of the 5.25" floppy. Break one open some time and see for yourself. There were also 2-inch, 2½-inch, and 3-inch floppies, but in the end the Sony 3.5" won the market. Everyone talks about the 5.25" like they were old-school, but those were actually the smaller version of the original 8" floppies. Not as many people know about those because they predate the World Wide Web and fewer people had PCs at that time.
#101
I Can't Believe This Works
#102
So That's What Trans Means
#105
Disney's The Lizard King?
#106
Pls
#107
Ten Tickles
#108
Couldn't Swipe Right Fast Enough
#109
6foot&4inches
#115
That's A Fine Deal
#116
Isn't That Understood If You're On Tinder?
#117
Well *i* Thought It Was Pretty Good
#118
Always Keep Your Gift Receipts
#119
I Can't Believe It Worked
Chris Conrad 9 years ago
I bet he has used that line 100s of times obviously. Its okay to be slutty these days. When you have nothing to offer really settling for a quick pick up is all there is.
#120
My Bio Says "Give Me Your Best Anti-Joke"
#123
She Seems Like A Really Nice Girl
#124
Thirsty AF
#126
Some Girls Don't Like Puns, Others Don't Get Them. There's No In Between
Marioara Popescu 9 years ago
When the pun is so bad, I pretend I don't get it either. It discourages them from using it on other girls and making them feel slightly disgusted, too.
#128
Also I Like Sushi And Mini-Golf
#129
Had A Nice Conversation With Gina Last Night
#133
I Tell Myself I'm Normal 10x Before I Go To Bed
#134
Found The Man Himself On Tinder Today
#137
Learned Not To Assume Pronunciations Today
#138
I Didn't Realize How Far My Privilege Reached
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Jace 9 years ago
Sometimes I think I liked humanity better when I couldn't see so much of it.
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Jace 9 years ago
Why? Would he have turned into these kinds of guys if you met today?
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Sometimes I think I liked humanity better when I couldn't see so much of it.
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