“This is Why I’m Single”: 50 Memes For People Who Can’t Seem To Find A Relationship

Savage but true lol

Priorities

It’s even better if you live on a lake or ocean front, but that’s probably a little too unrealistic

I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

This is still funny the 100th time I’m seeing it

Oh wow that makes sense

And still young lol

Well, you can return it, but it's non refundable

That’s the second date, the first one is obviously to find out if they’re a snitch and how well they perform under pressure.

And no handsome dinos with real big feathers anywhere in sight

Nu-uhhh, laptops and cat toys. :p

Who has only one oreo?

Side eye

Oh PLEASE everyone. Deodorant saves lives. Please apply responsibly. Ever been in a middle/high school? Very important!

I that a vacuumcleaner?

This! 😒

perfect 😁

But what if it's "vagina"?

I don't get how people don't like to be alone

And I even danced to the ring tone

They had the majority of the flags very well hidden under an elaborate construction of lies

Exactly....

You missed a spot there

That’d be funny

Hey, that looks like me.

No one should have Quagmire's ł¡ɓ¡đø irl.

Mission accomplished

That all lol?

If it works, it works

Trying to convince my family I did'nt eat all the chocolate

Can't see them

What I tell my husband (the chef) I'm going to have to do if he dies...

Have some fun with it. Spread your own. Make yourself a legend. :)

So cute!! UNTIL...💥

My life

For me, it has a filter on it.

This is me all the time, but instead I say "Don't care, you won't be good for much longer!"

for real tho, hearing that instantly ticks me off

Plot twist

Don't waste the Dove!!? That's expensive

That's me, but replace the dumbbell with a sandwich.

I know right, sometimes I really p**s myself off

And then they ignore you when you ask “good or bad” and you sit in your bubble of panic

Don't give coke to your cat (???) this and the white one btw

I'm not a homeless shelter

I show up like that... anyone else?

What a smashing blouse you have on

I was about to download a dating app, but on second thoughts.... This is just too real

In all seriousness, if your having a bad day please take a minute to realx and cool down. Its not anyone elses fault your having a bad day

"Please deflate shoes on boarding"

What's the point of having them otherwise ?!? :)

Most men love being coached, so we have a better chance to get it right

Hopefully they have a divorce party too so you get more snacks

Hahaha I do this

Yes, but do you believe in life after love ?

For the boys... Long John's. They aren't an old man thing. They are a god send. Comfy as hell and you'll be warm all winter. Been wearing them since I was like 20.

I got the moves... 🎶

I ask for future references… that I’m still going to ignore

No you don’t. I’ve got one but depression killed off my ability to have feelings. Or trust people. Either way, get you someone that isn’t like me because my boyfriend deserves way better then he got.

exept the go to bed early part

Lol

Lmaooooooo!

*shoveles cake into my facehole*

You can totally do that without waiting to be played :)

Smarter not harder