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Giant portions, big trucks, and nigh-on endless refills of soda (poo or cola, depending on your location) might all be part of everyday life or something you look at in wonder on the internet. We are, of course, talking about the parts of life that, to use the parlance of the time, might “send people into a coma.”

This Facebook page is dedicated to content that is perfectly described by its one name, that is, “violently American.” So scroll through, upvote your favorite posts, and comment your own experiences with things that are unmistakably and authentically American. 

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#1

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Used my $5 off $20 purchase at Safeway. Used it to buy Schar sourdough.

Elizabeth Giles Report

Melanie Vigue
Community Member
3 years ago

If I could UP vote by a 1000 votes I would...no questions asked?!!!!!!!!!!

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    #2

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We also like bananas!

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    #3

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    Angyl Parrott Report

    sbj
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    HaHaHa! The caption was not what I expected

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    #4

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    Sierra Pelletier Report

    Mr.Li
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sorry not sorry to say this, but thats the reason why i dont wanna visit america. Just happen to stay in the wrong place at a wrong time, and some jack@ss decide he/she dont like my face for whatever reason and pull a gun on me

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    Elizabeth Giles , twitter.com Report

    Clearly sunny
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    This must be a joke? Okay calm down I mean there some dickheads out there who might be seriously suggesting it.

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    Anonymous member , twitter.com Report

    shawna sabino
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I am gonna say yes, however most states have a victim impact fund that assist. Every hospital in USA is required to give a certain percentage of earnings back in the form of VHARITY. They do not advertise this fact. PEOPLE MUST ASK FOR IT!! 😡😡

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    #7

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    Phillip W. Rudd Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    We suck as a country

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    #8

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    Mary Sheridan-Freeman Report

    insert name here
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    But that's the best part!

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    #9

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    Wiktor Wiśniewski Report

    A Wild Bean
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "bbq flavored confusion" is my new favorite phrase

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    #10

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    Why is there a gun?

    Kali Marie Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    When they can't pay the bill? /s

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    Dyhllee Seago Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    🌶🧻💥

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    #12

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Mixed kids" is not even a concept in my country.

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    #13

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    Pretty much covers all the essential topics!

    Nelson Handcock Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Just one bumper sticker will suffice: I am a bigoted steaming pile

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    #14

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    Elizabeth Giles , twitter.com Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Thank a republican

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    #15

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    Connor Byrne Report

    cats_from_the_void
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    i'll bring the popcorn!

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    #16

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    Justin Parker Smith Report

    Fred L.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Not to forget those stories usually have republican politicians sending thoughts and prayers but not changing laws to actually improve things.

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    Kakaji Report

    Gémeaux jumeaux
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Had to look this guy up - Indian comedian who also tweeted, "I come from an India where a comedian is held to higher standards of accountability than the elected prime minister of a democracy." Sames in America, sames.

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    This is violently American Report

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If he's happy, let her keep him. She obviously loves him.

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    If he can't behave himself...

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    #20

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    Aj Juarez Report

    Charlie the Cat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    All those words are spelled correctly. That's what you call English. Not the bastardised language called American English.

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    #21

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    When we ran out of hotdog buns because Marines can't math so they gave us a hamburger patty instead

    Thomas Arreygue Report

    Shaan Jay
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    KETO!

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    #22

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    Mobile Fox News enthusiast at the Air Show.

    Scott Kinnaird Report

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yep. That is pretty darned American.

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    #23

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    Elizabeth Giles , twitter.com Report

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How do I tell my wife I' m gay now?

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    #24

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    Simone Secco Report

    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The petunias: "Oh no, not again!"

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    #25

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    This is violently American Report

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    He’s only bold coz he still has all his hair.

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    #26

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    Lawrence Kwolek Report

    Angela B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And some one will locate you aaaaaall over the highway in 3, 2,1....

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    #27

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    Elizabeth Giles Report

    Nadine Debard
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Champion of the month also gets the ball with the chain.

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    Hamzah Mubarak Report

    Min
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago

    But the wheel might get dirty otherwise!

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    #29

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    Kristie Brisby Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    *creates a nude jogging club*

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    #30

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    Michael Sutherland Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What fresh hell?

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    #31

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    Emily De Meo Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It ain’t stupid if it works.

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    #32

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    Kay Marie Report

    insert name here
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes, very mini

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    #33

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    My favorite part of this post is it was suggested for me.

    Mike Carnell Tahoe Report

    cats_from_the_void
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    IS IT WASHED BEFORE IT'S 'RECIRCULATED'?????

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    #34

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    Dylan Valadez Report

    Phobrek
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm just lost on why they're noting "all-female." Wtf?

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    #35

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    John Mitchell Report

    Abel
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The Patriotic missionary 💕🇺🇲

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    #36

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    La Rusa Ksenia Prokhorova Report

    Pyla
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Poor fragile thing

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    #37

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    Lexi Helderman Report

    Tim Gearing
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It’s the devil incarnate. The price should be 6.66.

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    #38

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    Barry Goldrick Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited)

    Captain 'Murica

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    #39

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    This is violently American Report

    David Paterson
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I want one.

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    #40

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    Odometer Report

    funkybluegirl
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Is this really an American thing? I would imagine that there are people all over the world who do stuff like this?

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    #41

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    Jonathan Sokohl Report

    Unemployed Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    For me, it’s the unnecessary apostrophes that brand it American.

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    #42

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    Kirsty Ogden Report

    insert name here
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Ah yes, on 'health' bread. Who needs health care when you have health bread

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    Kyle Rhett Bailey Report

    David Wambold
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes I do that's a lot of meat. I'll take mostly hamburger.

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    This is violently American Report

    David Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I genuinely do not know what he means by "rippin' lips", and I'm also genuinely scared of whatever it does mean

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    #45

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    Edmund Dougherty Report

    JoyfulZebra
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I feel bad for those children.

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    #46

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    Ivan Ball Report

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I see no problem with this. They like the band warrant so what?

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    Posted by a friend, a veteran w young daughters.

    Barbara Hein Report

    SkyBlueandBlack
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes, I'm sure they're totally safe with someone who has guns and undiagnosed PTSD.

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    #48

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    All American food products idly threaten you for some reason.

    Ernst Krieger Report

    Johnnynatfan
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    All American foods? That’s a bit of an exaggeration

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