Valentine’s Day is a day for love, flowers and chocolate. So naturally the perfect way to celebrate it is by unleashing a torrent of annoyance and despair upon your loved one.
The twisted geniuses at Firebox have created the most annoying Valentine’s gift ever. From the outside, it looks like just another adorable card. Press the button inside and this musical card plays a happy jingle, just like any other.
Except, the song won’t stop playing, for at least three hours, meaning mind-numbing repetitiveness and possibly a mental breakdown.
The only way to stop it is to smash the circuitry inside, but ripping the card up to get to it will release a cascade of glitter over the unfortunate recipient, adding yet more misery.
If you’re not into the whole lovey-dovey Valentine’s Day schmaltz, this card will at least make for an interesting experience to say the least and will test the limits of your relationship.
More info: firebox.com
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It's great, but how much does it cost? For about 2 bucks, I can go out and buy a bag of confetti and throw it in my hubby's face while I sing at him and get the same effect! Nothing says I love you like annoying the hell out the person you love! HAHAHA! :D
This people are evil and should be eaten at the earliest opportunity.
Sounds like something Fred and George would love to get for Percy... or Umbridge
Lol i got this for my boyfriend last year....sooo funny....i let his 10 year old daughter in on the joke....she laughed so much when i got him to open it lol...he didn't want to rip it cause he wanted to keep it...he wanted to just bury it Under the mattress til the battery died. But he ripped it and blew the glitter on me lol i was a full year finding little glitter hearts when i cleaned.
I tried imagining that situation with the card being the sender and the receiver as is; a persistent admirer and an annoyed recipient. XD
It is a card that plays a jingle when you press the button. But for three hours, nonstop. The only way to stop it is to rip it up and cut the circuits, but tearing it launches glitter, making an even bigger problem.
Load More Replies... It's great, but how much does it cost? For about 2 bucks, I can go out and buy a bag of confetti and throw it in my hubby's face while I sing at him and get the same effect! Nothing says I love you like annoying the hell out the person you love! HAHAHA! :D
This people are evil and should be eaten at the earliest opportunity.
Sounds like something Fred and George would love to get for Percy... or Umbridge
Lol i got this for my boyfriend last year....sooo funny....i let his 10 year old daughter in on the joke....she laughed so much when i got him to open it lol...he didn't want to rip it cause he wanted to keep it...he wanted to just bury it Under the mattress til the battery died. But he ripped it and blew the glitter on me lol i was a full year finding little glitter hearts when i cleaned.
I tried imagining that situation with the card being the sender and the receiver as is; a persistent admirer and an annoyed recipient. XD
It is a card that plays a jingle when you press the button. But for three hours, nonstop. The only way to stop it is to rip it up and cut the circuits, but tearing it launches glitter, making an even bigger problem.
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