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50 “Absolute Unit” Posts That Show Just How Big Things Can Get (New Pics)
There are units, and then there are absolute units. If the latter doesn’t ring a bell, it may be because the odd-sounding term comes from internet culture, where people use it to refer to a large, round animal or object.
It’s a descriptive meme in the family of “smol bean” or “beautiful cinnamon roll,” and you can totally feel somewhat of an affectionate feel about it.
But in order to get to the essence of what being an absolute unit entails, one has to see a real example of it. So Bored Panda has compiled a list full of the absolutest of the units for you to feast on right below, and make sure you check out part 1 right here.
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#1
Big Boi
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#2
This Baobab Tree Is Said To Be 6000 Years Old
#3
An Absolute Unit Of A Gray Percheron. This Is The Same Horse 5 Years Apart. They Transition From A Black Coat To A Gray Coat As They Grow Older
#4
Monster Maine Coon
#5
An Absolute Tank
#6
Absolute Unit
#7
Absolute Units Of Garlic Cloves
#8
Can Tails Be Units? Because Oh My God!
#9
Baa Baa Motherf*©ke®s
#11
This Maine Coon Is An Absolute Unit!
#12
This Avocado
#13
My Dad Used To Take Me To Feed The Buffalo Outside Of Town When I Was Little. We Called This Guy Big Daddy
#14
Absolute Unit Of A Cabbage
#15
This Cucumber Mistaken For A Watermelon
#16
Jesus Christ This Blue Whale
#17
This Chonker Next To My Grandmother
#19
The Amount Of Fluff On This Dog
#20
This Gargantuan Cold Boi
#21
Bob, I Miss You. 12 Years Ago You Stole My Heart, 7 Years Ago You Passed - I Came Across You In My Old Photos, Hopefully Paying You Homage Is Allowed
Sista of the moon 5 years ago
Awwwwwwww. Rest In Peace, smol baby of a pup. So so cute. ❤️❤️ Big, old dogs are the sweetest creatures on earth.
#22
Some Big Boi Manatees Eating Sweet Potatoes
#23
The White House Chef Is An Absolute Unit And The Last Line Of Defence
#24
Absolute Unit Of A Peregrine Falcon
#25
The Goliath Tiger Fish
#26
This Eagle Has Not Missed Any Meals
Lunaofthenest 5 years ago
This fella zooms over my house each day trying to snatch my chickens.
#27
This Absolute Unit Of Bullfrog
#28
This Doggo At 2 Years
#29
This Fluffy Unit Of A Cat
#30
This Unit Of An Echidna Came Into The Wildlife Sanctuary. She Got Clipped By A Car But She's Fine
#31
This Absolute Unit Blocks The Way Into The Submarine
#32
Hulk, The World's Biggest Pitbull
#33
I Was Told To Share This Pic Of Mr Puddly Here
Lunaofthenest 5 years ago
That cats paws are legit. He could knead bread dough with those paddles!
#34
This Weapon Of A Pony
Lunaofthenest 5 years ago
This pony is my childhood dream of those disproportionately chubby my little pony lads come to life!!!
#35
Ah Lawd He 'Bout To Come Back!
#36
Elvis From Australian Reptile Park Is An Absolute Unit Of A Saltwater Crocodile
#37
Biggest Mulberries I've Ever Seen
#38
I Was Told This Sub Would Appreciate This Absolute Unit Of French Macaron I Made
#39
A Wandering Albatross. Absolute Unit!
#40
This Mighty Steed
#41
You're Telling Me That’s Not A Polar Bear
#42
Got An Absolute Unit Of A Carrot In My Weekly Food Delivery Box Today!
#43
Absolute Unit Of A Grolar Bear (Polar Bear/Grizzly Hybrid)
#44
This Breed Of Dog Is Called A Borzoi. It Has An Absolute Unit Of A Sniffer
#45
Pumpkin Growing Contest Winner
#47
In The Deep Blue Sea
#48
T H I C C
#49
This Absolute Unit Of A Squirrel In My Back Yard
#50
Easily The Largest Toilet Seat I Have Ever Encountered In My Bathroom Using Career. Just Tremendous
#51
Penguin Chonk
#52
Absolute Absolute Unit Of An Elephant Seal, Named Minazo
#53
This Chow Puppy
#54
This Banana Which I’m Sure The Comments Below Will Not Be Pg
#55
An Absolute Unit Of A Tree Frog
Doubleheader 5 years ago
I don't like it's feet. D: NOPE. Seriously looks like the transformation scene from Akira ahhh
#56
This Unit Of Floof
#57
What An Absolute Unit Of A Cat
#58
Absolute Unit Of An Icicle I Just Pulled Off My Roof, Obligatory Banana For Scale
#59
In Awe Of This Lad's Chonk
Lunaofthenest 5 years ago (edited)
Um, this deer has gone omnivore & is eating the neighborhood pets. We should all be terrified.
#60
Absolute Unit Of A Worm
#61
Someone Say Big Babies? I Was Born 12lbs 15oz, This Was My Newborn Picture
#62
Grandidier's Baobab Tree, Endemic To Madagascar
#63
Absolute Unit Of A Moo Machine
#65
Absolute Unit Of A Axolotl
#66
Just Casually Chilling In Our Beach House Bathroom
#67
This Absolute Breaded Pork Tenderloin Sandwich
#68
Meet Moonwatcher, An American Mammoth Donkey
#69
9 Month Old Mainecoon vs. 9 Year Old Niece
#70
This Pigeon Statue In Singapore
#71
I See Your Big Allen Wrench, And I Raise You... A Bigger Allen Wrench
#72
This Monster Of A Beard
#73
Absolute Unit Raspberries
#74
Frosty The Thiccman
#75
My Grandparents’ Garage Is The Home Of The Fattest Pigeon I’ve Ever Seen. My Mom Named Him Henry
#76
German Cyclist Robert Förstemann's Absolute Thighs
#77
This NYC Rat, Absolute Unit
#78
Soviet Olympic Water Polo Player
#79
Union Pacific 4014 "Big Boy". The Largest Steam Locomotive Ever Built
#80
An Absolute Tactical Unit
#81
They Thought I Was Mad, But After Years Of Searching, I Have Found It. Behold! A Wheat!
#82
The Shell On This Giant African Land Snail. The Snail Weighs Over 600 Grams.
Final score:
45points
#83
Softball Size Robins That Landed In Tulsa During The Storm
#84
Merry Christmas From The Dirt Beast
#85
Absolute Unit Of A Pigeon I Saw When I Was On A Walk
#86
Plump Hamster
#87
Absolute Unit Of A Shadow
#88
This Carrot
#89
Chonk
Lunaofthenest 5 years ago
"They wondered where their kitten had gone but as a silver lining, their lizard seemed to be thriving!"
#90
This Absolute Unit Of A Snowman
#91
This Unit Of A Mcdonalds Fry
#92
Absolute Unit Of Cholula
#93
This Absolute Unit Of A Dvd Player (Disc For Scale)
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Julie 5 years ago
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
Kira Okah 5 years ago
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
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Bean flavored Fujioshi 5 years ago
compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg 
Julie 5 years ago
I have deduced that "unit" now means large or oversized. But is it just a coincidence everyone is using the same adjective "absolute"...or is the full term "absolute unit"? Language is changing so fast...I am Gen X, and "unit" use to mean something very different, and it was not always large.
Kira Okah 5 years ago
The full term is "absolute unit", though "unit" could be used standalone if it's in a drive by comment, it's mostly used as the full term. It's specific meaning is "something exceptionally large for what it is".
Load More Replies... Bean flavored Fujioshi 5 years ago
compared to my other dogs :3 he is a big boi IMG_202104...70df28.jpg
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