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Signs. They’re everywhere. Whether used for controlling traffic or the trajectory of one’s life—let’s be honest, quite a few of us have likely asked the universe to send us one—they’re typically worth paying attention to.

Some of them, though, might be less consequential, but not less attention-worthy. And they’re often shared on the ‘Funny’ subreddit—“Reddit's largest humor depository”. Today we have gathered some of their best examples—signs found in all sorts of places, be it a local business, a church, or someone’s home. Typically witty, often unexpected, they ought to make you giggle, so scroll down and enjoy.

#1

Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy!

Sign Posted Outside A Fencing Academy!

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still tired
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3 years ago

Also pretty good for introverts. 😁

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    #2

    The Most Honest "Do Not Enter" Sign Of All Time

    The Most Honest "Do Not Enter" Sign Of All Time

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    Jules
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Brilliant

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    #3

    This Synagogue Sign In Toronto

    This Synagogue Sign In Toronto

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Eve was the first influencer and it went all down from there on

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    #4

    This Sign At My Dog Groomer

    This Sign At My Dog Groomer

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    AnMadraRua🦊
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Pretty slim. But not impossible

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    #5

    My Local Super 8 Is Being Rebuilt. I Didn't Know Why Until I Saw The Sign

    My Local Super 8 Is Being Rebuilt. I Didn't Know Why Until I Saw The Sign

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    still tired
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    3 years ago

    phew!

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    #6

    I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign

    I Thought It Was Weird Someone Put Tape Over The Sign

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    YukiChou
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Lakenvelder! My grandparents used to have these. Super sweet and gentle cows.

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    #7

    Legit Sign Post

    Legit Sign Post

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's a diverse community.

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    #8

    This Wet Floor Sign At The Toronto Aquarium

    This Wet Floor Sign At The Toronto Aquarium

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That is adorable!

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    #9

    This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work

    This Sign On A Vending Machine At My Work

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    PiAnisum
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Reminds me of the time the German government changed taxes on period products like pads and tampons. They lowered the tax but the prices on the products didn’t change, the companies simply took the money for themselves.

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    #10

    Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch

    Utah Has Its Issues, But It’s Traffic Signs Are Top Notch

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    Bryn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Do they have their turn signal on? Then sure. But if they don't, no they have to wait. I don't know what they're doing.

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    #11

    This Doctor's Done Listening To Kids

    This Doctor's Done Listening To Kids

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    Marcos Valencia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Nice try. Now, give me that lollipop.

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    #12

    This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap

    This Sign In Front Of A Bunch Of Venus Flytrap

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    that_gay_snake(he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    this is amazing. but i am not a fly and so i will not touch... YET

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    #13

    Brutally Honest Sign

    Brutally Honest Sign

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm in this picture....and I don't like it.

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    #14

    A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today

    A Few Days Ago A Car Drove Through An Arby's. This Was Their Sign Today

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    that_gay_snake(he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    this is funny

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    #15

    My Husband Is In The Process Of Redoing Our Lawn. He Recently Began Killing Off All Our Grass. I Didn’t Want Our Neighbors To Think We Were Neglectful Homeowners, So I Made A Sign

    My Husband Is In The Process Of Redoing Our Lawn. He Recently Began Killing Off All Our Grass. I Didn’t Want Our Neighbors To Think We Were Neglectful Homeowners, So I Made A Sign

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    Michelle Reynolds
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why does it matter what the neighbor's think? I have let that go and it is so Freeing!!!!

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    #16

    One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All

    One Cardboard Sign To Rule Them All

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    Joshua Moore
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wonder.... Can this also apply to me? I'm 45 years old, shaped like a f*****g brick, my horn is broken and I've been known to use my finger in certain circumstances🤔

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    #17

    All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business

    All Or Nothing! A Sign From A Local Business

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Now the question: Did somebody actually went along with that?

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    #18

    These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them

    These Guys Sit At This Table Every Morning. The Restaurant Owners Made This Sign To Claim The Table For Them

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Looks like the old farts been partying.

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    #19

    Helpful Sign

    Helpful Sign

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    Paul C.
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    3 years ago

    School-for...91104.jpeg School-for-the-Gifted-6514289791104.jpeg

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    #20

    Sign In A Taxi Cab

    Sign In A Taxi Cab

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    Remi (He/Him)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I want the Ferret pics! I can give them back, mind you, but I really wanna see them first

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    #21

    These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017

    These Were Signs I Made For A Yard Sale Back In 2017

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    I heart Boo-BI-es
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    3 years ago

    The signs alone would def make me stop just to meet the comical creator. 😆

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    #22

    Just Doing What The Sign Says

    Just Doing What The Sign Says

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I upvoted and re-posted it on Reddit, so, job done :)

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    #23

    Sign At My Local Dry Cleaners

    Sign At My Local Dry Cleaners

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    Krizzy Wilde
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Why? 🤔

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    #24

    Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy

    Local Traffic Sign Getting A Little Snappy

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes you, in the BMW.

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    #25

    Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning

    Everyone Kept Hitting Their Heads As They Walked Down My Stairs, So I Hung A Sign As A Warning

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    RavenTheCat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's golden

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    #26

    A Local Music Store In My Town Has Had This Sign Up For A Few Days. The Shoe Store Across The Street Finally Replied

    A Local Music Store In My Town Has Had This Sign Up For A Few Days. The Shoe Store Across The Street Finally Replied

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    Apachebathmat
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Shots fired

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    #27

    My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

    My GF's Obsession With Cheesy Cursive Signs Inspired Me To Make My Own Uninspirational Signs

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    still tired
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    shh don't tell the censor fairys

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    #28

    My Sister Got To Decide The CVS Sign Today

    My Sister Got To Decide The CVS Sign Today

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    Joseph Stillman
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    johnny went kung fu fighten

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    #29

    Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

    Sign Recently Erected In My Neighborhood

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    Bryn
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Maybe you shouldn't have your cats outside without a leash and/or enclosure.

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    #30

    My Friend Just Returned From A 7 Month Deployment. This Guy Had My Favorite Sign In The Crowd Of Friends And Family

    My Friend Just Returned From A 7 Month Deployment. This Guy Had My Favorite Sign In The Crowd Of Friends And Family

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    still tired
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    yeah joe. pay the five dollars joe. now, joe.

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    #31

    Just Moved In And Bought This Sign…finally Feels Like Home

    Just Moved In And Bought This Sign…finally Feels Like Home

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    still tired
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I NEED

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    #32

    A Sign Outside A Off Strip Casino In Las Vegas...talk About Pulling A Ferris

    A Sign Outside A Off Strip Casino In Las Vegas...talk About Pulling A Ferris

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    ThatG
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    “Them: How did your valet look? Me: He looked quite excited actually?” *Remember what your valet looks like

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    #33

    This Corn Maze Sign

    This Corn Maze Sign

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    True story - a family was lost in a corn maze overnight a couple years back. Couldn't figure out that you could walk through the stalks.

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    #34

    Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY

    Someone Altered A Deer Crossing Sign In Upstate NY

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This takes effort. Ours just have round red stickers on the noses.

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    #35

    This Sign At A Local Thrift Shop

    This Sign At A Local Thrift Shop

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    Lord Voldedork
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Finally!

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    #36

    This Sign On The Door Of A Local Business

    This Sign On The Door Of A Local Business

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    Serenity Now!
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    A little bitter, are we?

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    #37

    Til My Soul Mate Is A Highway Sign

    Til My Soul Mate Is A Highway Sign

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    Samantha
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm beyond tired and initially read that as "catnip"

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    #38

    Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day

    Sign I Made For My Dad On Father’s Day

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    lol. The spelling on the top row. This is applicable for wood working and sewing

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    #39

    You Just Gestured At All Of Me

    You Just Gestured At All Of Me

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    still tired
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    3 years ago

    understandable

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    #40

    This Sign In My Kid’s Elementary School Fills Me With Nihilistic Joy

    This Sign In My Kid’s Elementary School Fills Me With Nihilistic Joy

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    OhnoI’vebeencensored
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    And definitely don't get distracted - or, as my three year old says, "extracted". As in, why didn't you tidy up your toys? "I got extracted!"

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    #41

    My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped

    My Grandparents Have Had This Wooden Sign Hanging On Their Porch Since The 90s... Today, Grandma Finally Snapped

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    that_gay_snake(he/they)
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    grandma? grandpa? is that you!

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    #42

    This Volunteer Fire Department Sign Near My House

    This Volunteer Fire Department Sign Near My House

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Sexy uniforms?

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    #43

    Been There, Drank There, Fished There... It's True

    Been There, Drank There, Fished There... It's True

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    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    That's what they say about St Augustine FL

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    #44

    Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign

    Went To Museum And They Had A Working Piano They Had This Sign

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    TotallyNOTaFox
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wonder what they would think if somebody plays "Higher than Heaven" on it

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    #45

    Hacking... With Love

    Hacking... With Love

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    still tired
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    3 years ago

    <3

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    #46

    We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom. Thought You Guys Would Get Kick Out Of It

    We Were Cleaning Up Our Rental Vacation Home And Found Someone Had Left This Sign In Our Bathroom. Thought You Guys Would Get Kick Out Of It

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    Frost the Icewing
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I saw this one.

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    #47

    Sign At My Local Shwarma Restaurant

    Sign At My Local Shwarma Restaurant

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    this is like one of those signs that just says "EAT" and nothing else

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    #48

    My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S**t On Me For Dropping Out

    My Parents Took Advantage Of The Graduation Sign Trend To S**t On Me For Dropping Out

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    Marley Nachi
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    that's pretty horrible

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    #49

    A+ Effort There, Didn't Use Comic Sans

    A+ Effort There, Didn't Use Comic Sans

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    Captain Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Department could use a little more design

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    #50

    Wife Asked Me To Change The Sign

    Wife Asked Me To Change The Sign

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    What's a busybody's favorite romantic movie? "Eat, Pry, Love."

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    #51

    The Sign Outside My Local Coffee Shop

    The Sign Outside My Local Coffee Shop

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    AnMadraRua🦊
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yes.

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    #52

    What A Confusing Sign

    What A Confusing Sign

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well, I suppose it's a consolation if you can't cycle..

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    #53

    This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

    This Sign Has Been Stolen Too Many Times I Guess

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    The Scout
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Same had happened to the sign of the town "F*cking", Austria, which was stolen nearly every other week, mostly by english-speaking (read: American) tourists. After even heavily welding and fortifying the sign in place did not help, they finally gave up and changed the name of the town. It is now a much more boring "Fugging".

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    #54

    Best Student Sign I've Ever Seen

    Best Student Sign I've Ever Seen

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    3 years ago

    Haha this sign is awesome. Next time I have the opportunity to go to a sporting event I'm def stealing this.

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    #55

    The Church In My Town Is Always Posting Fantastic Signs

    The Church In My Town Is Always Posting Fantastic Signs

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    Shark Lady
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I hope they mean what they say on the lower sign.

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    #56

    This Is The Sign My Gym Puts Up When The Janitors Are Cleaning The Women's Locker Room

    This Is The Sign My Gym Puts Up When The Janitors Are Cleaning The Women's Locker Room

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    Emily
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Danger" not "Attention "?

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    #57

    Sign Me The F**k Up

    Sign Me The F**k Up

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    S. E. in Indiana
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wonder how many rounds we get to go?

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    #58

    This Sign Outside An Animal Hospital

    This Sign Outside An Animal Hospital

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    sally
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    True

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    #59

    No Matter How I Read This Sign, I Still Have Questions

    No Matter How I Read This Sign, I Still Have Questions

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    Barbara Kayton
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    No matter how you read this, it’s funny.

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    #60

    Important Message Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today

    Important Message Seen At The San Francisco Pride Parade Today

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    Rob(erta) Roy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I wanna go to a pride parade!

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    #61

    Every Sign Has A Story…

    Every Sign Has A Story…

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    Lindilou
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Children third on the list. lol

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    #62

    This Sign At A Pizza Restaurant

    This Sign At A Pizza Restaurant

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    cj be like
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    sounds like tripadvisor.

    #63

    Sign At A Pizza Buffet

    Sign At A Pizza Buffet

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    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago

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    Can't they just tap their credit card? It is actually faster than paying by cash.

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    #64

    I Work From Home, So My Dad Wanted Me To Sign For His Package. Found This Sign Outside Our Door After I Signed. For The Record, I Am Not Disabled

    I Work From Home, So My Dad Wanted Me To Sign For His Package. Found This Sign Outside Our Door After I Signed. For The Record, I Am Not Disabled

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    Christof Irran
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Signee is disabled & slow, but has shotgun."

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    #65

    I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

    I’ve Never Seen A Hotel Pool Sign So Blunt Before

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    Paul C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Now that's a sign that needs "again" at the bottom.

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    #66

    A Sign In My School Today

    A Sign In My School Today

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    Stardust she/her
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    #67

    A Helpful Sign

    A Helpful Sign

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    EvilNob
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I hope he will at least empty his coke on you.

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    #68

    There's A Story Behind Every Sign Like This

    There's A Story Behind Every Sign Like This

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "Here is your long island coffee"

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    #69

    I Can Get Rejected In 3D, Great

    I Can Get Rejected In 3D, Great

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Yeah, I'd like to see what happens the first time someone swipes right on another person's face.

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    #70

    Good Thing The Extra Sign Was There For Clarification

    Good Thing The Extra Sign Was There For Clarification

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    Christian Fuller
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    To be fair, the Pizza by the Slice sign and the pizza menus belie that point.

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    #71

    This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work

    This Sign Was Taped To One Of The Men's Bathroom Where I Work

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    WindySwede
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    3 years ago

    "Thanks boss for letting me sitt in here for 55 min on payed hours!" BTW, what is the last one plug in or out?

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    #72

    Sign On My Local Chinese Buffet

    Sign On My Local Chinese Buffet

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    3 years ago

    A few stoners eating more of the "all you can eat" buffet due to having the munchies than the average person isn't going to make the restaurant go bankrupt. My eyes are always bigger than my stomach so I know they are making up their loss from the excessive eating by the stoners.

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    #73

    Is The Sign Really Needed?

    Is The Sign Really Needed?

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    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Actually, it should be on the wall above the broken urinal. Because you know some idiot is going to do it.

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    #74

    This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic

    This Variation Of The “Now Hiring” Sign At My Local Sonic

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    WindySwede
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    "No one wants to work anymore"

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    #75

    This Sign Posted Outside A Local Bar

    This Sign Posted Outside A Local Bar

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    Jay Son
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This should be in the nurses station at a hospital lol