35 Funny And Dark Comics With Unexpected Twists By “Machine Yearning” (New Pics)

I like this one.

WE MUST BOW BEFORE HIM AND WORSHIP HIM!

I wish them the best of luck ❤️

Savage

please let this be a normal field trip

Only feathered dinosaurs are allowed to poop on someone's head!!!

Sheesh, at least you should wash them before dumping them in the corner

Oh…

Took me a second

HEY! HEY GUYS! BP MISSED ONE!

The wet sopt🤣

If I fits, I does market research, files for a grant, applies for a patent, then I sits

MY unicorn repellent works well. I haven't seen any unicorns for years !

Hey! The Midwest is just flyover country. Leave us alone and go back to picking on Florida.

well, if it’s a massage seat, why not.

Allergy season is the worst.

Noooooo poor boy. Was this on Halloween?

Feathered dinos unite!

Oh there was a translated version... welp RANGOOOOO

am I the only one who thinks the husband (or wife) is intentionally keeping the bananas alive in hopes that they mutate further?

I kinda wanna do that now (but to people/kids who were jerks, not innocent)

Aww, poor Bessie.

At least they didn't add pineapple.

a regular genie would give you 11 wishes

The director's cut always answers the burning questions

I Feel bad for the ghost

Well, he gets to live on in someone.

No means no!

Let me guess... big c**k, big weiner and big trouser snake

super saiyan-ing the documents

hes fired

Stash got me confused- until I realized they changed the name to avoid copyright infractions or something

Yes... if real life was like chess, everything would happen...eventually

Seems legit.

So that's the real reason

*uncomfortable silence* Ok, then...

Funny how much that changes the whole thing

Sometimes adults are like kids. We all have more things to learn about :D I am a middle school but I definitely feel like a five-year-old. I wish I could be a five year old again.

I knew it.

Dedication to his dad joke

me in every situation ever

Eat it or I'll make you into Tubby Custard with the mincer like I did with the others.

And that's why all the rum is gone.

And keep on rolling

he aged a year from sorrow

u-NEIGH-ted NEIGH-ts of HAY-merica. u-NEIGH-ted NEIGH-tions. ill leave now.... neigh

Fooled him. I only had one kid!

I don't want to be around when the coffee wars start

What's a BLIF?

Early bird gets the worm!

Hah!

I on the other hand would gladly live in a sauna

he was a half eye full kinda guy

The devil murdered the angel and is posing as him

What happened?

Ah, the American version I see

"We're all about people, but that's AFTER you get hired. Until then, dear applicant, your life is going to seesaw between the multiple gates of interview hell!"

Guardian angel watching people?

Ah, same bro. The door handles are great exercise! I always forget whether to push or pull the door, my dumb brain, lol.

I don't get it. Can somebody explain? Thank you!

I'm confused

Finally, something I'll use in the real world!

For anyone curious on what it says the mum (dark green from first panel) is telling her son(light green) to remember to camoflauge like the rest of them... the son says why blend in when he can be special... and u can guess the rest

Creep

Okay I don’t even know what’s going on here

I don’t get it…