Sometimes, you have to waste a ridiculous amount of time doing something before you realize it’s not for you. Like toxic ex-boyfriends. Or volunteering to plan a group trip.
But other times, all it takes is trying something once to know it was a terrible idea from the start. It might sting, but honestly, it’s kind of a blessing in disguise.
Here are the things these Redditors have sworn off ever doing again. Scroll down to see their hard-earned lessons, upvote the ones you relate to, and drop your own in the comments.
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Running... if you ever see me running, then you should too.
I've told people for years that if you see me running, something is chasing me.
The one thing I've learnt from TV is to never be a jogger - you either become the body, or you find the body
Load More Replies...Tried running when I was younger for exercise. I got halfway down the block with a stabbing pain in my ribs, as often happened. Tried jogging again in my 20s and got a foot injury in 2 days of jogging. Some people are just not built for it.
There are better ways to exercise that are lower impact. Cycling for one.
Load More Replies...I have MS, so I will just have to resign myself to the fact that I will probably die.
Load More Replies...I used to love running. Can't do it anymore because of a bad hip. It's the easiest, cheapest way of doing exercise. If done properly it a great way to loose weight and stay healthy. Never did a marathon but I did train for one and had to cancel at the last minute. Could easily run 60km a week at the time.
I used to love running too. Ran four to five days per week and raced in a bunch of 5Ks, and after a few years of that, ended up blowing the meniscus in both knees. So, my running days are over and I really, really miss how good it made me feel.
Load More Replies...The one day i was at the grocery store with my children. I had alot or one kid needed to go somewhere or something, so mu husband was meeting me there on his way home from work. I see him walking across the store towards me, in full police uniform, others noticing the attire. Once hes pretty close, i yelled "shoot!" And ran away from my kids and cart (they arent babies. Up to age 17) i came right back and hugged him and everyone was laughing and my husband said "the reasons i married you are gonna be the reasons i divore you 🤣 "
I enjoyed running. I was slow, but it felt good. I wish my knees could still do it, but I understand it's not for everyone. I enjoyed running with my girlfriend too, for two good reasons.
I only run when I have two minutes left to get to the store before it closes. I probably wouldn't even bother running if I were in danger because just running down the street has me hurting and coughing my lungs out. I'd hope who/whatever is after me will save me the trouble and just k*ll me quick.
Carnival Cruise - The Walmart of the Ocean. If you love being a sheep in a heard of drunk, overweight people, this is for you 🚢.
I love cruises but I'm an old overweight lady. I like being able to unpack once and visit different places. You don't have to be with a herd of drunks if you don't go hang out with them. I've always found there are more things to do on a cruise ship than I had time to do. Though I do have to say that cut back since Covid. They used to have lectures and trivia games and such. Things old ladies like. 😀
I like river cruises, I only went on an ocean cruise once and couldn't wait to get off. But strangely enough, the best thing about it was sitting talking to old ladies! They have stories to tell.
Load More Replies...It's the strange occurrences of people mysteriously disappearing on cruises that does it for me.
Load More Replies...And don't forget the most of the staff on these big cruise ships are underpaid and overworked. They come from third world or developing countries and have little or no rights while they're working. I've done contract work on carnival and other cruise ships and it's discusting the way they treat the workers
I'll never go on one. Heard too many dreadful stories, plus you can't get off if you don't like it !
I like cruises. At 74, I don't often get the chance to be the youngest person in the room
I was chatting with my mum once and mentioned that I liked the idea of going on a cruise. She said "no, bad idea; there's SO much shady stuff that happens on those things, and a lot of really awful, trashy people."
The church… religion in general.
I was sent to Catholic Parochial elementary school as a kid. Even in fourth grade I figured none of the religious stuff made any logical sense. I do not mean to be insulting to believers, but one really has to lack critical and logical thinking ability to buy into that nonsense.
Check out Buddhism .... it's practical and logical. A thinking person's religion, although to me it's more of a life philosophy. Non - harm and kindness to others.
Load More Replies...It took me a few years after I fell into the religion trap as a teenager, to get out again, but I entirely escaped. Today, after decades of freedom since around age twenty-five, I still see all religion as a trap, a mind-slavery. Reality is sufficient for meaning in life.
I honestly had people ask me: How can you be so nice and honest without ever been at church?
"I don't need the threat of eternal punishment for me to act right"
Load More Replies...Much like Mark Twain, I have no issues with religion. Religion is fine; faith is universal, every human believes in something. What I have a problem with is an Established Church, of any religion. Power corrupts, and every Established Church is more concerned with power than the message they're supposed to be teaching.
I have been kicked out of nearly every church I’ve stepped foot in - not for misbehavior, or disrespecting the faith, etc. In two instances, the preacher’s wife, or another “respected” member of the church didn’t like how I looked as I wasn’t in a dress. Another church, I went with cousins and got shunned as I hadn’t attended the church since birth. My mom also had terrible experiences as a kid attending a couple of different catholic churches, and refused to subject us to it as well. The Catholic church my dad and his fam attended was really pretty - old, stone cathedral build with a light and airy feel inside. The priest they had was way different than the ones my mom grew up with, but by the point I stepped foot in that building I was agnostic at best.
If one believes in science, the poor woman, which is abused as incubator in Georgia, would just have let died peacefully. If one believes in an higher celestial authority determining your life and fate, and decided to follow that decision no-questions-asked, then the hard "no, you die" decision that this entity made, needs to be accepted. The most il(l)-logic are the people bouncing around between "I do everything my religious leader wants me to do" and "I ignore the decisions of my religious leader and play god myself".
Being a morning person. I can wake up early but I won't be happy about it.
Waking up at 4 or 5 means that I can have a few hours of pure bliss with barely anyone in the streets, no social interactions... I'd rather have that moment of peace than wake up at 7 or 8 and be expected to immediately behave like a member of society.
That’s why I like staying up late. Finally all the loud people w too much energy have gone to bed and I can have some quiet time to myself. Maybe “morning people” and “night people” is evolution’s way of making sure everybody gets some time to themselves.
Load More Replies...💯 I wish people wouldn’t expect me to be alert, cheerful, and ready to go early in the morning. I’m out of bed and I’m dressed; you got what you wanted. Isn’t that enough? Sometimes I think we night people should make all the morning people stay up late, so they would know how it feels.
Yes. I can force my body out of bed but it takes a while for everything else to get up to speed.
Load More Replies...One's sleep cycle changes as you age. After 65, it is all over the place.
After 65? I am so screwed. Mine’s already all over the place and I’m still 20 years away from that. Why does the world have to work on a 24 hour cycle? Seriously…it’s cruel.
Load More Replies...I have DMV - diurnal mood variation - linked to being bipolar. If I have to be a 'morning' person, I hate the world and everyone and everything in for at least 90 minutes 🤬
Let's just say that there's a very good reason it's pronounced the same way as "mourning".
Load More Replies...My eyes pop open at 3am every day no matter what. It used to make me mad but I have accepted it. Gives me plenty of time to have coffee, hang oit here, and chill a bit. Oh! My kids had a sleepover last night, I think about 7 kids up there now. Yeah, Im gonna stay in my cave/dungeon all day.
I'm up every day by 6:30 am (no alarm), regardless of what time i go to sleep the night before...NOT a morning person...takes me until about 10 am & 3-4 cups of coffee to get functional
Dating someone with opposing political beliefs. Nothing wrong with the person just an incredibly unnecessary conflict.
I would argue that someone who is anti-choice, anti-education, anti-LGBT, anti-DEI, anti-voting rights, anti-environment, anti-economy, etc. really does have something wrong with them.
Especially if you are someone who is able to carry a child. How are you going to be with someone not pro choice? You can KNOW you wouls NEVER have an abortion but how can you love someone who has no respect for your autonomy, health, well-being, life and body. Anti choice is hard no. You, my partner want me to die for a child that we know cannot live? Wow, love ya too.
Load More Replies...💯 Life is too short to be that stressed out all the time. Besides, my political opposites support really terrible things. It’s not politics; it’s morality.
I won't even date someone with the same political views as mine. ... But that's mainly because I'm already happily married and if I started dating someone she would probably get a bit upset, and that would ruin my night's sleep.
Relationships are difficult enough without butting heads over situations neither has control. I'm too much of a Progressive to even engage an Alt-Right in conversation, so a relationship is absolutely out of the question.
I'm all for a good argument, but if there's no compromise to someone else's views, that's a flag.
It's good to have somebody to talk to with a little different perspective. Now that being a manhandle is a political perspective, it's best to avoid certain strong ideologies.
For me it would be an unwillingness to consider that one's beliefs could be wrong. I've been wrong on a lot of things I believed in over the years, and understanding that admitting this is not a sign of weakness or stupidity is an important factor in myself and anyone I would date. Just my opinion though.
Golf. God was I bored and wishing for death all day.
I felt that way about fishing. A teenager with ADHD and I'm supposed to sit still for six hours and all I get is one daft minnow (it's a tiny fish)? Yeah, sorry, but fishing isn't for me.
I used to take an old set of my grandfather's clubs and rent a cart for ten bucks. Didn't actually play the hole, just drove the cart around for a couple of hours laughing with a friend. Cheapest way to drive when you're fourteen year old suburban kid without a go kart or a quad.
Golf might be kind of fun if the balls exploded (when landing, that is.)
When they see where their ball landed, it's usually the golfers who explode.
Load More Replies...I grew up in very rural Montana in the 60s - we had gravel greens (yes there is a special gravel just for this kind of situation) - I hated every minute but they let me drink while golfing. There was a water conservation project that eventually got grass greens but I was way over golf by then
As a teen we used to get high and go to miniature golf. Getting high makes golf a bit interesting.
The most boring game in the world, chasing a little ball all over the place.
But you're not even chasing it as it sits waiting patiently for you.
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Disco/loud clubs. No thank you, I prefer to have conversations without having to scream.
I was taken to a club once (yeah, an introvert at a club, yet another person trying to be "helpful" and drag me out of my shell) and I bailed in under five minutes. The music was so loud I could literally (no, not figuratively, actually literally) feel shockwaves passing through my body. My stomach hit the big red awooga button and said "get the hell out or my contents are going to be an over the floor". I paid attention to the warning and scarpered. As a person who listens to symphonic metal I can understand one might want to crank it up, but when your primary music sensory organs are your intestines, maybe that's just not right?
It's been reported that over - amplified noise ( this stuff isn't music ), esp. bass, can cause nausea and headaches.
Load More Replies...Neither did I. My (same-aged) cousin loved going to clubs every weekend when we were teens. Me and her mom would drive her there and go home to watch TV until she called to pick her up because we'd rather sit on the couch to eat snacks and watch cartoons than be in that place.
Load More Replies...Have a conversation before or after; those places are just for dancing.
Well, if you call bouncing up and down to 120-decibel alleged music "dancing" . . . .
Load More Replies...They're just for young people to shed stress with friends. Hard to make new friends when the music's so loud.
I don't think you're supposed to have conversations at those places. Not that I know; never been into that stuff anyway (I do not like places full of really loud noise and bright flashing lights).
Night clubs just seem like they're nasty, filthy places to locate someone to hook up with. I imagine sticky floors, dark, filthy bathrooms that never get cleaned, being served drinks that still have someone's lipstick smeared on the rim, ripped stools and couches with used condoms stuffed in them.
Goes for restaurants too. Why would I want to go out for a meal and not be able to carry on a conversation?
Tinder. Deleted 30 minutes later never used a dating app ever again. Found it dehumanising to be rating ppl primarily on their looks. Very shallow. People have so so so much more to offer.
You can get m******d by someone you meet in the real world as well
Load More Replies...Yes, tinder is a nightmare. But, what, real life dating isn't? It always was. People have been meeting up and having s*x for thousands of years, going out for dinner, getting to know each other, sometimes it works out, sometimes not. You don't know until you try. That's the point of dating. You don't just read about somebody and decide to marry them. In fact usually the initial decision whether to approach someone or speak to them if they approach you is based at least partly, and often mainly, on looks.
Hear me out: a dating site where you insert your interests, hobbies and what you're nerdy about & it chooses matches based on that. Doesn't have to be only dating, there could be settings like "Dating", "Friendship" or "Friendship & see where it goes"
Don’t know if it’s still out there, but 20 years ago (oh. Dear. God. It’s been TWENTY YEARS?!) I met my husband on a site exactly like this. Filled in a bunch of questions, more were added frequently, & it suggested people within your area (you set acceptable distance away), who had similar responses. THEN you could go by their profile & pictures. OKCupid back in the day was great. And yes, had dating (casual & serious), friendships, etc options.
Load More Replies...Met my wife through a dating app 20 years ago. Hook-up apps are NOT dating apps. Of course there are going to be creeps on apps whose primary purpose is sexual hook-ups. Are you really surprised by that?
On the one hand, yes. On the other, I met my husband of 16 years on eHarmony, so...
Tinder and bumble are "free" apps to begin with with where you cannot input much about yourself, limited to 256 characters for "free speech" and the test is selecting boxes. The apps or dating sites that all money upfront should be better at matchmaking. Dating apps don't want you to settle, they'll lose you as a customer then...
I was never on Tinder, but I tried 2 different dating apps. I kept getting matched with the same people on both apps. Like, the same people who were on both apps, too. But they turned out to be jerks or creepy. I deleted my account 2 weeks later. It made me feel vulnerable and at higher risk for something bad to happen.
Camping. An unpleasant combination of bugs, heat, dirt, pooping in the woods and uncomfortable sleeping. Followed by me being sick as a dog for about a week. Yup, hotel vacations for me ever since.
Hotel - bedbugs, faulty heating, dirt under the mattress, uncomfortably hard bed and feeling sick afterwards... how about we just stay home? Home is good.
Good lord; what hotels are you staying in?
Load More Replies...Camping: paying money so you can live the way homeless people do all the time.
I only use free campsites. The last one I went to there was actually a homeless guy living in a tent there.
Load More Replies...Never camped and don't want to. A couple of years ago my son wanted us to get emergency supplies in case we have to leave home because of weather. I got a big tent with 2 side fold outs to put our stuff in and for it to be big enough for the dogs. A camp stove & the propane tanks for it, dishes, etc I bought dish towels and pot holders from $ Tree and a plastic bin to keep it in. He ordered MRE's, first aid supplies, headlamps, flashlights and books about safety stuff and plants. Hopefully we won't need it but if we do everything gets loaded in my van and off we would go.
In my younger days, I did a lot of wilderness camping. The kind where you have to hike into the woods for a few miles without access to any technologies - back then it would've been a pay phone.
I love camping and have heard this so many times from others. Totally get it. The #1 rule I tell new campers is "Nature wants you dead. You're the intruder." If that doesn't scare them off, good luck.
Same. I pack up and head off camping every chance I get, lakes, rivers, middle of no where, love it. It gets me away from the stress of everyday life.
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Childbirth. But then I forgot and did it again. But NEVER AGAIN!
Wasn’t bothered about the birth so much, just the being a Mum part. No regrets in this gene pool ending with me.
Load More Replies...My great grandmother forgot 8 times. That or great granddad could really sling d**k.
Load More Replies...You forget about the pain until you're about 6-7 months along, and then you remember. I liked being pregnant. I loved the movements and even the big belly. I did not appreciate the labor, but then you get this loud, squirming bundle of human that will occupy all of your time for the next 16-18 years of your life.
Experiencing this once was more than enough for me. Love my daughter to pieces and she turned into one of the most caring, kindest people you would ever meet. But no way would I want to go through the agonizing, violating process of birth ever again. I'm also through done with school runs every weekday and meetings with the teachers. It doesn't feel any better being the parent in those meetings.
As rough as my pregnancy was, I loved being pregnant. Would do it again in a heartbeat. The whole almost dying during the birth id avoid.
https://theconversation.com/mondays-medical-myth-women-forget-the-pain-of-childbirth-12271#:~:text=The%20myth%20that%20women%20are,has%20all%20but%20been%20forgotten. Interesting read.
I remember the pain of the D&C after more than the birth.
Load More Replies...One very loved, adorable little girl. Not an experience I wanted to repeat. That was 55 years ago and I have never wavered in my feelings.
Skiing. I'm not risking my life on that beginner hill again.
I used to love skiing. The toes going numb? Not so much. I used to have to spend part of the day there in the first aid hut getting my feet defrosted, no matter how many socks I wore.
Why should I spend a lot of money on hurtling down an incline and breaking my leg when I can stay at home and fall down my basement stairs for free?
Your life, I nearly killed 2 kids that were queuing to get on the lift because I couldn't stop. After that experience, I got on the t bar lift to try again encourage by my instructor. I miss calculated and let go to early. I started to fall back and fell. As I was trying to stand up again the T bar swung back and hit me in the forehead cracking my head.. the kid that was coming out behind couldn't avoid hitting me so he fell over me by this time there's blood everywhere as the third kid came up somebody started shouting and they stopped the ski lift. By then my skis were long gone. Upside was I got to ride on a jet ski to the hospital where I got 4 stitches.
There are many things that I know aren't for me without even trying because I know my own limits. Now trying new foods, that's quite different. I do like expanding my palate.
I went once and I hated it. It was like having 100-pound weights attached to my feet. OTOH, I liked ice skating.
Grew up cross country skiing. I simply cannot do downhill. All my training screams at me that I'm going to crash.
Having an open relationship.
Maybe other people are able to do it, but I don’t think I could. Not judging, but it’s not for me.
Same. Do i think im secure with myself and relationship? Absolutely. Im not a jealous person but i just got mad at my husband typing this bc just the thought upsets me
Load More Replies...I'm pretty generous but I couldn't share the woman I love. And besides that, if you are really in true love, you actually don't want anyone else.
If you truly love pizza, does that mean you'll never want any other kind of food?
Load More Replies...The problem is that a lot of people try to go from monogamy into an open relationship because they're bored but want to keep their partner. Basically they want a harem, and that's usually doomed to fail. Starting as an open relationship with partners who are totally on board is more likely to succeed.
I'm in an open relationship, has been from the start. Works for us but I get its not for everyone
As I've gotten older, I've settled into myself enough to realize that a) open relationships are not something I could ever handle, and b) I also don't believe in putting restraints on the man I love. Example: who you can/cannot talk to, monitoring communications, etc... Love and monogamy should have a somewhat organic flow. Yes, all relationships are work to some extent, I just really think a lot of us overthink them and make them harder than they should be. You want to be here? Great! Then you will do what is necessary to stay, and so will I. If you need to shaboink an endless line of women to feel alive, maybe go somewhere else.
It really saddens me how many people have bad experience in these types of relationships... If you and your partners are in love, communicate a lot, are 100% honest with your feelings and listen to yourself and the other, it should be a wonderful experience ! (of course if you also find partners who are equally honest and communicative)
It saddens me how many people try to pedal this garbage, not understanding that the foundation of an open relationship is selfishness and lack of commitment, which is the exact opposite of love and the purpose of relationships in the first place. Just date around. Stop wasting someone else's time by making them the "favorite" of the harem.
Load More Replies...Never EVER EVER again. Tried twice, with two different base partners. Both times, it failed. The first, the relationship wasn't the same after we stopped. The second time she left me for the guy to be monogamous.
I have never done this and never will because the concept looks like a world of hurt waiting to happen. Why not just agree that both people in a possible relationship would see other people while deciding whether to be exclusive and then remain friends if one or both people choose to see other people?
I've never considered an open relationship because of the unlikelihod of finding even a single other taker.
Gambling. Went to the casino with friends for a weekend not long after we were all 21. Lost several hundred dollars in about an hour and a half. Never placed a bet or gone to a casino willingly again.
I've been to a casino precisely twice in my life. Once was on a work conference in Montreal where the sponsor took everyone out to the casino that's in the middle of the F1 race course and gave us each a ten dollar coupon - I cashed mine in on a hot dog IIRC. Second time we walked across the Cal/Nev border in Lake Tahoe so we could sit inside with a beer and smoke a cigarette at the bar. Quite depressing watching the zombies on the fruit machines, was definitely not worth it.
Load More Replies...We went to Vegas. Freaking boring to sit somewhere for hours just to gamble.
I think pennsylvania had stricter gambling laws than most places (PA is money hungry af. Youre not doing anything without them getting their part) but about a year ago it was legalized. Its every where. I bet we have 3x as many places to gamble as churches and bars combined in my higher end city. It looks like trash. We were voted like #2 prettiest towns in America. Gorgeous nature, waterfalls all around, historical buildings and well kept streets in good housekeeping 2 years ago and now it looks like vegas
had the misfortune of being married to a compulsive lying gambler. refused to go on vacations that had no casino. thankfully i didnt have to gamble with them but unfortunately found out they used helocs, my 401k and kids college money to fund their "hobby"
The house always wins. Even if you win a couple times, you'll either break even or spend more than you win.
I went and won $1.200. Tried again next day, lost $20 in 2 sec. Left the casino
Audio books. It just really made me feel like I was missing out on a good reading experience.
Can't do audio books, I zone out when hearing someone drone on and on. Also it's too slow compared to reading it myself.
Agree, not the same because way to slow. Also, i sometimes can not stand the voice of the reader, tried a few times in the car, no thanks
Load More Replies...As my eyesight continues to decline, I will be focusing on audio books to get my fix.
And I like ebooks because when my eyesight changed, I could just adjust the font. I like coolreader because It's free and you can change the font and background colors to anything you like.
Load More Replies...After I had surgery to repair a detached retina, I had to spend the next ten days with my face parallel to the floor for 18 hours a day. Audio books got me through it.
You must have needed "the buckle." Both of my retinas have detached, but I had them repaired almost immediately so I escaped that horror. All my sympathy to you!
Load More Replies...This one I haven't even tried. But I can't even deal with podcasts or talking radio. If I'm listening to something than it will be music, if I'm reading something then I'm fully immersed in it. Listening to audio books, _while doing something else at the same time_ would make me feel like I was missing so much.
Audio books are very good for people with ADHD. I easily get bored when reading. Since I only read non-fiction, the book always interests me, it's the act of just sitting there and reading that makes me lose focus pretty quickly. Audio books make it easier to focus since I can also do "active" stuff like cooking or cleaning at the same time.
I can get pretty invested in a book that deeply interests me. My mind starts wandering when the book isn't keeping me engaged as I thought it would. If I had someone read to me, I know I would start tuning out the voice.
Load More Replies...There was a commercial that used to be on tv that went something like, “There’s one thing the majority of successful people do: read”. And then it turned out to be a commercial for audiobooks. THAT IS NOT READING.
Load More Replies...Some people like them. Some don’t. You don’t have to agree, but booing is inappropriate.
Load More Replies...I found it annoying, if you don't care for the voice of the person reading.
This! I read a lot of books, like at least a hundred per year, I write reviews and have some followers. I tried to get into audiobooks a few years ago but it wasn't for me. It's just not the same as actually reading the text itself, imagining the different voices of the characters and so on. Audio just ruins that for me, also I zone out after listening for a while. There is a popular website in my country that is like Goodreads, that's where I have my following, and I once made a post about my personal opinion. A number of people absolutely tore into me about it. Hey, I only said that it's not for me, I never judged anyone who listens to audiobooks! Found out the hard way that this really is a risky opinion in reading circles and people will judge you ruthlessly.
Hot yoga, so many people farting.
How did this start? I imagine that the ac broke and they didn’t cancel class. Then they convinced everyone that it is on purpose.
Considering Mr Bikram, I have a sneaking suspicion that he enjoyed putting (female) people in as vulnerable (and as naked) a position as possible. Extreme heat might have been one way to do that.
Load More Replies...It can be very dangerous, especially if you are susceptible to over heating and high blood pressure.
I practice yoga to improve my muscles, balance, and breathing, and to relax. Not interested in all the trendy yoga styles.
Hot yoga is not so much a style as a choice. It's much easier for some people. Folks with certain forms of arthritis, for example, do much better when they exercise in a warmer room. I don't like doing hot yoga, it feels like a sauna but my body loves it.
Load More Replies...I went to hot yoga once and was crippled for a week afterwards. Very flexible at the time but the heat helped me overextend badly.
Hot tubs, it feels like a gigantic soup pot for humans. Plus soaking in another person's bath water is disgusting for me. Can't get that thought out of my head as I soak in highly chlorinated heated water.
Tried it, more than once, just don't see the point. Now a long soak in a good hot bath...
Load More Replies...The local YMCA has a swimming pool and hot tub. The amount of chlorine needed to k**l all the bacteria in the hot tub makes the entire area impossible to breath in. My eyes burned.
I agree here, it is not so much that there are other people in it though- I just cannot stand the high temperatures.
It's more the low temperatures I don't like. Why not just put it indoors where it belongs?
Load More Replies...Communal bidet. You know you sit on the jet... So does everyone else.
Yummy, human broth. Might as well chop up carrots and celery and start making yourself into a nice stew!
Telemarketing. First day, I started at 8am, walked out at 11am. Never looked back. This was back in the 80's.
I don't know how anyone can make a career out of cold calling people, just to get screamed at over the phone?!
Brussel sprouts
SPAM.
I always feel sorry for telemarketers, but not sorry enough to stay on the phone.
I try to shut them down as swiftly and politely as possible, it's a nasty job but at least they're doing something.
Load More Replies...I doubt that anyone makes a career our of telemarketing. It's one of those entry/transition jobs that you do because it's easy to get hired when you are living in your car.
I did it for about 4 days while i was heavily pregnant with my first. I called someone and the woman was crying. I think she may have been expecting a call from a doctor...she was in the process of miscarriaging. Im offering a few words of comfort before i get this poor woman off the phone and my boss (that listens to calls) comes over and is telling me to push the sale. Shes losing a child and your worried about $20 for the Shiners parade? I didnt do it. I go to his office. We both decide its not for me. He lets me go. He then gives me his number and asks me out since im no longer employed there. I was 8 months pregnant to my husband that drove me everyday. F u Eric. Hope you're having the life you deserve
Only job I've ever quit, I made it a few weeks, got sick from using their dirty headsets.
I got SO d**n sick all the time. I even got a weird, nasty infection on my thumb that only occurred at that job. My manager made me go in with a high fever, respiratory infection, indigestion and severe lethargy because she didn't believe I was that sick. All my coworkers could see it and thought it was terrible I was being made to come in. That company got in deep trouble so often from shady business practices to employee abuse they changed their company name and moved buildings a few times. Now they aren't even shown on Google Maps but they have their sign out front of their building. Always hiring. Always saying it's a "customer service representative" position. Every job I've had since then, I've met people who worked there at one time or another. No one had anything positive to say. Everyone sssssshhhhhh between their teeth at the mention of that company.
Load More Replies...I felt bad the other day because I completely lost it with a telemarketer I was waiting for an important call from the hospital and the number was very similar. They lost my name and I confirmed thinking it was from the hospital and then she started going on about solar power.
I knew a guy who was in that line of work. Fortunately he was an insufferable jerk who deserved to be yelled at just on principle.
I miss telemarketers. It was fun saying random crazy sh!t and fvcking with them until *they* hung up.
Skydiving.
I saw God and she was lovely, but I'll keep me and my bones firmly on terra firma.
I will jump out of a plane if the plane is on fire, because I fear fire slightly more than falling. Otherwise, agreed with the NOPE.
Load More Replies...Im so scared to fly I was in the ER couldn't breath, for some reason my hemoglobin dropped way down. I have cancer. I needed to be airlifted about 100 miles to get 9 bags of blood. I said if it'd life or death just let me die here and now because I am not getting... thats all I remember, I woke up in St. Louis. Nobody would tell me how I got there lol. They hit me with a tranq the bastards.
39 perfect jumps and I finally got my girlfriend to come watch. On that 40th jump I had to borrow a school chute & the canopy went candlestick and I landed hard on the reserve. She made me promise to quit.
oh, candlestick is when the canopy get's tangled in it's own lines and goes straight up like a candlestick instead of opening to catch air. Always pack your own chute.
Load More Replies...You don't need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute if you want to go skydiving more than once
I actually jumped 3 times but I could not get out of the plane on the 4th jump - serious fear of heights but once the 'chute opened, it was so, so peaceful. I jumped in San Diego and the view up there was wonderful. I told a buddy of mine about jumping (we were in USMC - MCRD San Diego); I went AWOL, when I came back my buddy showed me his leg casts - on his first jump, he broke both legs. I apologized but he laughed and said it was getting him out of the Corps (this was 1969, there were no buddy jumps, you got a 3 hour class and got to jump off a table then onto the plane; for me, I only ever jumped with a static line)
"I played Black Sabbath at 78 speed. I saw God." - Tommy Chong (as Bob B!tchin)
So edgy saying God is a woman lol. If you believe in the mythology, then follow what it says in the Bible.
The bible is all fake a*s b******t it would make way more sense for the "allmighty" to be a woman. Did you come out of a biological woman? Did every human come out of a biological woman? So why would the creator of all humanity not be a woman?
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Snowboarding.
I didn’t know how to get off the lift when we got to the top so I just kind of wiggled to the edge of the seat and ended up falling off the chair, face planting into the snow.
And that was the positive part of the snowboarding experience.
My tailbone was a mess, too. This was when I was an athlete and had competition the next day. Didn't do well at all.
Load More Replies...Omg this happened to me, I somersaulted and the board hit me in the head. I was laying there seeing stars and people yelling at me to get out of the way. Finally brought down the mountain on a stretcher by a rescuer on skis.
My skis didn't touch down on the little mound when it was time to get off. I was starting to go back around, so I just jumped. I almost stuck the landing too, lol.
LOL, I had one of the first produced. Went to Killington in the 80's and rode my Burton Elite 150 about 1/4 day and said na. Got my skis and tore things up. Tried again a few years later, was on the ski team at the time and went out in my Sorrel's (normal snow boots from the 90's) and ski goggles strapped to the back of my head (no helmets back then.). Broke the goggles and my tail bone. Never again... Still have the board though... LOL
Going on a cruise. I hated it the first time, and I was gaslit I to thinking there was something wrong with me for not liking it so I tried a second cruise. Nope. Hated it! Captured on a floating cesspool of germs, kids, and below mediocre fried foods - no thank you! The only saving grace was alcohol and the exit off the ship.
For those who enjoy cruises and Las Vegas, I wish you all the best fun and memories, but I would abhor every second.
I enjoy both. I upvoted you anyway; it is not for everyone.
Load More Replies...Nope! Too many people!! I'll stay home, that's where all my stuff is! Why would I want to go somewhere else, spend money, for what? A memory? A couple of pictures? Nope, give me a soda, cheese puffs and Netflix. I'm good!
As I lived in the city and later on decided to better live rural - and love it! -what could convince me to stay on a swimming skyscraper with 3000 people on it and call that horror vacation? Allthough I love being on the ferry to my preferred island destination ...
That's very much like saying you tried a hotel once and didn't like it. If you don't want kids, go on one that is for adults only. If you don't like junk food, go on one that offers better food. I enjoyed my little trip round the Red Sea with Send All Grannies Away (as an escort to my parents). The one thing that can ruin it though is if you get seasick - which my mum does - fortunately it was relatively calm whilst we were at sea.
I love cruises! Ships are like mini cities with shops and restaurants and bars, but you also get to enjoy the sea. Also, it's very easy to socialize because everyone is there to have a good time and you don't have to worry about getting too drunk to find your way home, the crew can walk you back to your cabin safely.
Séxual àssault, including ràpe, is the most commonly reported crime on cruise ships.
Load More Replies...I went on a cruise with my family ar age 10. Loved it!! I want to go again.
I think I would cruise on a much smaller vessel, or even a river cruise. That looks interesting.
Roller coasters. Tried a few. Not for me.
Not a big fan of barfing after getting off the rides either. 😁
Load More Replies...Less people in line for me then! One of the few places you can SCREAM! at the top of your lungs in public and they don't try to get you counseling. I ❤️ rollercoasters.
Me too! I pass out on some of them too and will still get on them knowing good and well things are going to go black for a second.
Load More Replies...I am always amazed at people who have inner ear balance that cannot be shaken out of balance.
I become a thrill-seeking child in amusement parks. Traveling the globe to ride on rollercoasters has always been my dream.
Yep! Roller coasters, pirate ship, fast spinning rides, suddenly dropping rides are definitely not my friends 🤮
Bungee jumping. In fact, I found out I'm absolutely terrified of heights and had a panic attack. I absolutely begged them to let me back out.
No wayin hell I'm gonna trust rubber bands to keep me safe at heights. I'm not good with heights anyway so just NO!
I have trust issues with my knees too. No to rubber bands
Load More Replies...One guy put it very well: "I'm not going bungee jumping. A broken rubber brought me into this world; I ain't letting another one take me out again."
Classmates brother died bungee jumping. His rope was twice as long as the distance he jumped.
I have wanted to do this since I was a kid, but my doctor said I had a higher chance of retinal detachment than most people so I shouldn't do it.
the LAST thing i would ever do is jump from a great height & hurtle head-first to the earth while trusting a bungee cord to keep me safe
A bloody mary. Tasted like an incredibly spicy disgusting fluid lasagna.
I, on the other hand, find Bloody Marys quite refreshing. If made properly, they have a decent bite.
And that! Is called a Ceaser! Canadian made, baby (although I suspect you know that)
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Alcohol. I got drunk once and ended up halfway across town with my shoes missing. Plus it tasted disgusting. Luckily i didn’t get hungover, but im gonna stick to being a stoner for the rest of my life lol.
I cannot wrap my mind around this. I still remember my first drink decades ago. I knew I wanted that warm fuzzy feeling every second of every day forever. It didn't take long for me to spiral into alcoholism. But I've been sober for 12 years now and I wouldn't go back to it for anything, and my mind still can't comprehend why anyone would just want one or not want that feeling.
I hate the taste and thought everyone just forced themselves to choke it down until they started to like it? I also hated losing control and just made the decision one day to not drink.
Load More Replies...I tried drinking. As a matter of fact, I tried drinking every day. Quit after I became allergic to alcohol. I every time I drank, I broke out in handcuffs.
Turns out that I have a fairly explosive alcohol intolerance, if you know what I mean. But I did like a glass of rosé with a good movie, or a drop of Bailey's now and again. Or those heavenly chocolates with the cherry inside. But alas no longer. Anyway, whiskey. I was offered it. Drunk it, to be polite, but hated it. How anybody can drink that of their own volition confuses me. That stuff belongs in a paraffin lamp, not your stomach!
Yes, whiskey tastes like melted wax to me. And beer, "you have to get used to the taste" No yuck!🤢
Load More Replies...I've never had an alcoholic drink in my life and I don't feel like I'm missing out. It tastes vile, I have addictive personality & some alcoholic DNA so I'm not taking the risk, and also I can make a fool of myself without being drunk 😁
i'm confused. if you've never had a drink in your life, how do you know it tastes vile?
Load More Replies...I'm the opposite. Sure, getting drunk put me in crazy, not always so nice, situations, but I always enjoyed it a minimum. Smoking at best makes me confusedly paranoid/anxious like I feel something bad is gonna happen, but I don't know what. Worst case scenario, it makes me feel like my limbs don't respond and I can't move at all. Neither are really terrifying, but they're not pleasant at all. Feel free to stick to your happy cig, I'll stick to my vodka.
Apart from the last sentence it makes ton of sense. But being a stoner is just as bad for you only that it is way worse over the long run.
My stomach doesn't allow me to get drunk. I've learned over the years my tolerance level (which is fairly low, apparently) and above that, I just vomit it all up.
That's so me the last 10 years. I drink socially and enjoy it up to the point my stomach says enough.
Load More Replies...I can't stand the taste of any liquor, beer or wine so I will never have to worry about getting drunk.
NASCAR or any circling car race. Smash up derby circles are different and better.
NASCAR races are horrible. Hot, dirty, loud, and full of obnoxious people.
You mean, like the rest of the planet in summer then? 🫠
Load More Replies...Seriously. We live near both an airport & the route for the Toronto Indy. When the Indy is on, even inside, all we hear is this constant drone, like a massive swarm of bees. We’re closer to the airport, & barely even hear the planes. The volume of that many cars is, quite literally, deafening.
Load More Replies...It might be different if it wasn't so predictable. What is the driver going to do next, omg a left turn and another left turn, wait another left turn. Come do something different try a right hand turn once in awhile. Yes there is a wall there but people will be excited to see it.
I NEVER could understand it. HOW LONG CAN YOU WATCH CARS MAKE A LEFT TURN?????
I like NASCAR. I live in Britain and have no idea what goes on in the stands or outside and frankly, Im not interested. I watch it for the racing which, if you get into it, is actually very technical. There's very little difference between the cars and the loop is the same every race so tactics and driver skill are the decider, not money.
I love auto racing (watching Formula 1 as I type this) but I understand it's not for everyone.
Strip club. It was so boring and I kinda just felt bad for the dancers. That was when I was 18, I'd probably have more fun now, I'm 32. Still, no real interest in going lol.
Yeah, I was curious, so my husband took me to one in New Orleans. No judgement, but I just felt ... sad for all involved.
As a man, I found it really creepy and slimey to be in a room full of mostly men, most who have erections. Maybe gay men go to strip clubs to watch the other men?
Load More Replies...We had to walk through the red light district in Amsterdam to get somewhere, and the boring mundanity of it was...it was sad. One of the escorts in a window, sitting on a stool, bored and scrolling through her phone - it sticks in my mind.
We were vacationing as a family (all grown ups) in Amsterdam when we were stumbling around and happened to get into the red light district - and I'm forever grateful for the awareness and decency of every window worker: as soon as any pre teen went through the street the worker turned around or closed the window or "fuddled with her not existing shoe laces", I really liked that.
Load More Replies...I'm a straight woman, and I went once with a male friend and it was super cringe and embarrssing. The woman on stage played directly to me, and it felt fake, performative, and exhibitionistic, all things I'm utterly turned off by. I remember slouching further and further down in my seat and putting my head down. Then we left, with much relief. Never again, just sad for all involved, as Mel said.
Exhibitionism and performance at a strip club? Surely you jest.
Load More Replies...My dad has a point when he told me about strip clubs. He was a dirty man but he said you walk in with a b***r, leave with a b***r, and spend a lot of money to do it... Sounds kind of miserable to me honestly.
I've never been but had a good friend who worked at a club. She asked me to come watch her sometime but I said sweetheart I'm the only friend you have that hasn't seen you naked. Im cool with that. She was a nice girl but hard times. I never liked the bar scene, too much commotion. It's disorienting.
I feel the same about p**n. I don't understand how watching others having s*x is s**y? Why would you rather watch instead of doing it yourself?
My now ex always put on p**n, usually we watched it together but then would sometimes leave thinking I would be turned on for him. Anyways, some p**n was okay. Seeing some things made me imagine how it would feel. However, seeing, imagining and actually feeling it are 2 different things. Some p**n he made me watch was .... downright abuse and not a turn on at all. It was horrifying what some of them go through, and, unlike some of the tamer stuff, those women are not able to hide how bad it hurts, and apparently some sick men get off on that. I don't see how p**n is still so legal. But I neither is p**********n and laws aren't going to prevent people from doing what they want. I never watch p**n after I kicked him to the curb and it does distort your feelings towards s*x.
Load More Replies...They are hotbeds for human trafficking, to my understanding. 💔 The only way I’d go to one of them is to get other people out of there!
The only time I've been to a strip club, one of the dancers was a former gymnastics champion. She came on stage with her equipment and just did her old routine - stark naked. Not particularly s**y, but sensual as hell.
Those water slides that the floor drops out from under you and you free fall into the slide/tube.
Never the f**k again.
And those water slides are located in a water *park*, which is usually horrible with sweaty, screaming people packed in like sardines. Sunscreen glistens on top of all of the water like an oil spill. Bandaids everywhere. Why are there SO MANY FREE ROAMING BANDAIDS?!
There are actually some waterslides women aren't supposed to ride (supposed vs banned because that would be illegal) because the sheer force of the water can cause internal damage. I wish I was making this up: https://nypost.com/2024/06/25/lifestyle/heres-why-only-women-are-banned-from-this-extreme-waterslide/
Yup. You're going so fast that the water can cut/damage your labia. Happened to a friend of mine who fell while water skiing.
Load More Replies...I did that when I fell roller skating. I can't imagine dropping 75ft.
Load More Replies...Me neither. I've seen accidents happening on regular waterslides with people I know. Nope.
I hate covered water slides. I'm not that keen on other ones either, but I don't hate them.
I've never gone into the water park sections because there's always too many bobbing people, which is a shame since I'd have a blast. I satisfy my cravings with rollercoasters and other mind-mushing rides.
I got on a kiddo coaster when I was about 8 and it scared the hell out of me, never again. We were on vacation and we knew our younger son wouldn't like it but we let him do it anyway. He was terrified, thank God the guy running it and took him off after the 1st time around. He was screaming his head off and crying so hard it took a few mins for him to calm down.
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Watching anime
Edit: I appreciate the recommendations, not gonna watch them, not for me.
Thing is, animé covers a massive range of genres from fluffy pink whimsy for little girls to straight up horror, and there are many art styles from the trippy stuff that turned up in Madoka to the utter scenery pørn of anything by Makoto Shinkai.
You are gonna miss out on freiren then. That is like missing lotr or band of brothers or [insert masterpiece here]
Load More Replies...Such a broad category though. It's like saying you won't look at paintings anymore
I love me some Ghibli films. I love Sailor Moon, and anything with an English dub. I sat through an anime movie with my daughter the other night, at a theatre, with subtitles. I lost focus trying to read because the scenery and animation was beautifully done and well, ADHD makes it hard to concentrate on one thing when there's a ton going on. Sometimes it looked like the characters were added in real life backgrounds. But it was all painted. I can appreciate the artistry and the slower, natural movements. However, the plot just wasn't that interesting to me. I felt a tad underdressed as some of the movie-goers were dressed in their best cosplay. It was an experience and, even though I didn't get all the humour, and how people treated the after show like a real concert, it was still a fun atmosphere and I appreciate my daughter sharing her interests with me. It's really a thing where if you like it, you really like it. If you don't, you don't.
I started watching anime during covid and i have since fallen in love.
The only anime I like are the Miyazaki ones, especially Spirited Away and Totoro.
Spin classes. Specifically at Soul Cycle. I hated every second of it and I'm positive Soul Cycle is a bunch of cultists.
Exercise should be done at your own speed. You don't need some punk in leotards telling me when to accelerate or slow down
What's the point of riding a bike if you're not getting anywhere?
The best thing to do is have a regular bicycle that has a rest for the back wheel to make a stationary bike for bad weather.
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Scotch, tastes like band-aids. I don't understand the appeal.
OMG I love a good band aid tasting Scotch!!!!! That's my special occasion treat. Laphroaig is AMAZING 🤩
I mean, it's a good tape! 👍 3M-TAPE-SC...4x1024.jpg
There are just so many variations. I've tried many. Some, never again. My recommendation for a modest priced single malt - The Glenlivet Founder's Reserve.
Oh, I thought I was the only one. As much as I've wanted to enjoy scotch with others, I can't get past the freshly opened band-aid smell.
The first one I tried was The Edradour. Delicious, was not expecting that. Not a fan of peat though. Current fave is Penderyn sherry barrel
I tried it neat once. Yuk ... tasted like what I imagine petrol would taste like.
Xanax. My friend gave me a third of a pill to try to help me sleep. I didn't wake up for like 30 hours. It w scary honestly. I felt like I was trapped and couldn't open my eyes.
That must have been awful. Xanax has been a lifesaver for me at times, and I've thankfully never felt like this
I'm with you. I've taken Xanax, but now am rxed Ativan for the rare, but horrible, panic attack.
Load More Replies...It was either a high dose or you are sensitive to meds like a friend of mine in Phoenix.
I was put on Xanax by my psychiatrist/pill pusher and was addicted for about seven years. It screwed with my brain the entire time and coming off of it was a six month waking nightmare of sensory overload, followed by another year of periodic flare-ups. That doctor did more damage to me than two divorces, ECT (shock therapy) and stays in the hospital combined.
I can't believe electro shock therapy still exists. However it did do wonders to my nerve pain in my hips. Still have issues, though. But whenever I hear of shock therapy to the head I think of the torturous procedures endured by mental health patients.
Load More Replies...Wow sorry it knocked you out like that. Lucky you didn't sleepwalk in a blackout state too. Once, I woke up driving with no idea why or where I was going. Unfortunately, I take 8mg a day now because of some issues about my cancer, ex-wife, yada, yada, yada. It still helps a great deal but I get wicked sick without it. On it 10 years now. I have to take it the rest of my life, but on the bright side, that's only a couple years. :)
Benzos are great super-intermittently (flight, exam, court - you get the idea). Should not be taken on an ongoing basis.
I use diazepam for plane journeys, I just take one in the departure lounge, and it lasts all day. Thank goodness for it.
Load More Replies...Coke for me, in the 80s - never had a hangover like the morning after. Never got why people loved it, thank goodness.
Tried Ambien, made me s******l. Apparently one of the side effects.
Going to the bar to just sit and talk to people and drink. Couldn’t think of anything worse. Boring as hell.
Talking to people and having a drink is boring to you? Well. I mean, ok.
Boring as hell for me as well, as an autistic introvert. I much prefer socializing over some kind of activity (like a game or a hike, or an escape room etc.)
Load More Replies...Yeah, as an introvert, I feel this in my bones. Talking to total strangers, and also dealing with drunk people, ie volatile, unpredictable, possibly violent people? Hard pass forever. I think the last time I went to a bar was in the 1980s in college. Went less than a handful of times after I turned 21. One night, best friend and I came home, had to spray Lysol on our clothes, shower the clothes with soap, leave clothes in the shower because of the cigarette smoke. We stopped going after that, and NO LOSS whatsoever.
I'm glad I'm not a drinker. Went to a bar to satisfy a friend from work who kept telling me how awesome it was there and was SHOCKED to be told I owed $12 for a tiny glass of Kahlua and cream. The "cream" was Coffeemate French Vanilla liquid coffee creamer. I was NOT impressed and then realizing I was expected to also tip the bartender, knew that I would not be ordering a second.
I'm curious to know what OP finds entertaining if conversation is boring.
Anything that involves an actual activity??? Badminton, board games, bowling - if it's not dangerous and exhausting, and you can carry on a conversation while you do it, it's more fun than sitting there doing nothing
Load More Replies...I like going to the bar for a game of pool or karaoke. I can't sit somewhere feeling like how much I'm drinking and what I'm drinking is being scrutinized by my company, while having awkward conversations with everyone shouting around, and music blaring and TVs showing 2 different rerun games.
Scuba diving. Didn’t make it past the training in the pool.
I took a scuba diving class in college. I aced the course but ended up not being able to do the final dive which was supposed take place in Hood Canal (WA state- a natural fjord-like body of water). I'd dropped a metal rimmed garbage can on my toes when cleaning out my dorm room and my toes were still too damaged to allow me to use the flippers for the final dive. The instructer just dropped my grade to a B from an A but I did wonder what it would have been like.
The first time I put on goggles and snorkle and put my head underwater I was hooked. Now Open Water certified and I can't get enough of swimming with the fish.
I learned how to scuba dive in Honduras and I almost became addicted.
Load More Replies...I blew out an eardrum just diving to the bottom of the practice pool - did not go back
I love scuba diving and try to get as many people as possible to try it. Once you are comfortable in your gear 3rd dive or so, it is like flying over an alien landscape. The closest thing to exploring another world you can get. It DOES matter a lot where you go. I grew up diving in Maine in the '70's and '80's but I am now spoiled and only dive warm water.
Going to an adult movie theater. Not for me.
The thought of that makes me want to puke. I wouldn't even want the bottom of my shoes to touch one square inch of that.
I've been to one. I was a semi attractive young woman at the time and didn't stay too long. My bf (now husband) and I sat in a spot with no one around only to look up a second later and have a crowd around us. We left and I just tried not to look at anyone's lap. 😬 Lessons were learned that day.
Forget the floor. What's on the seats would keep me out.
Load More Replies...I always wondered why there was no time limit, nor start time. Well, you stay until you're done, and - leave. Gross, I know. I never went
There was a very brief time in the mid-1970s when p**n was almost acceptable (Deep throat, and Behind The Green Door were the biggies) - it was so effing weird.
70s p**n was in theaters and competed with straight movies. It featured production values, plots, and sometimes even acting. VHS brought on a different business model.
Load More Replies...Raw squid.
Cooked squid is no better. TBF I've never tried it raw, I think I would struggle to get it past my lips.
Worse: squid that's still moving. I have no idea why anybody would think that was a good idea. I mean it can literally k**l you.
I quite like calamari but yeah cooked and battered , raw squid doesn't sound very good
One time I went to a Chinese restaurant with a bunch of friends where they had buffet. They had squid/calamari, I took a small piece. Put it in my mouth and tried to chew. To me it felt like I was chewing rubber. I looked around to make sure no one was watching me. Spit it out into a napkin. Never had another piece. Never will again.
Coriander leaf (aka cilantro).
🤮.
If I wanted to eat soap, I would get a nice bar of Dove and munch on it.
I swear, just the other day, my daughter (picking at her food at a Mexican restaurant) said, "Eww... that's what makes the Pico de gallo taste like soap!" I thought her taste buds were off because of her pregnancy. "Let me taste that! It can't be that bad!" It was that bad. So terrible. Terrible, terrible soap that made me wretch.
If you think you’ve added enough cilantro to my burrito, you’re wrong.
and on the other side of the spectrum, i can't enjoy a street taco without it!
That tastes like what Zest soap smells like to be precise! 🤢
IPAs. First time I had it, thought it tasted like pine sol cleaner (or what I imagined it would taste like!). Given the massive popularity of it these days, I gave it a few more tries from IPA aficionados. Nope... yuck! Give me an amber ale! ;-).
10 years ago we were eating out and my husband wanted to try and IPA on the menu, no price that we noticed. He could only get through about 1/3rd because it was too hoppy; then I got the bill, $12 for a 12 oz bottle; I proceeded to give him a hard time about leaving $9 of beer
Huge fan of beer here, and no matter how many IPAs I try, I have liked none of them.
A lot of craft breweries started to appear, particularly in the US, since the 2000s, mostly trying to make beer with more (or any, compared with most US stuff) flavour, but did so quite often by using far too much hops. They've improved greatly over the years, and nowadays a lot of IPAs have got a much better balance. It's also introduced many Europeans to more UK-style beers which has greatly improved my choice of drinking venues.
I don't hate IPAs, but I hate that everything is an IPA now. I prefer a good stout or a red.
Floating. In one of those closed off tanks with very, very salty water. Before I tried it I thought it's was something I could like very much, but 5 minutes in I knew I didn't. The water was too warm, it was too dark, and it was too silent. I stuck to it for the whole hour though, because it was a gift from my daughter, but no, never again.
I was given a gift card for one of these for Christmas. Didn’t use it. Then the same people gave me the same thing the next Christmas without even asking if I had used or enjoyed the first one!
So, a sensory deprivation tank. The actual act of floating in very salty water is something that I quite like, but in the open air and in the daylight.
I feel like I would panic floating in dark silence, the thought is very unsettling to me.
Sensory deprivation tanks were popular in California back in the hippie days. The floating and lack of stimuli causes the brain to generate visual hallucinations. It is pretty cool but it does take at least a half an hour of no sensory stimuli to get to that point.
I'm the opposite. I absolutely love it. But I keep the lights low not complete darkness. For me, I feel absolutely amazing afterwards.
I am to, but these cocoons can be quite big fortunately
Load More Replies...I once paid for a special day spa experience, thinking I’m girly, I’m feminine, I should enjoy this. It started with a tepid bath in loads of “healthy for you” minerals. I lasted 3 out of 30 minutes because most of my body turned purple with cold. Apparently, I don’t like pedicures. Should have guessed that from the fact that I don’t like things between my toes. I don’t wear flip flops, because I don’t like things between my toes. I don’t like manicures. Well, I don’t like nail polish. It’s stinky and it makes my hands sweat a lot. Nail polish remover is also stinky. Mud facial… can anyone explain to me why letting dirt dry on your face is a pleasant experience? I didn’t get into the hot tub because it stank of chemicals and there was no way I was going to jump into the cold pool. I already turned purple from the tepid bath. I’m girly enough to wear pink and purple. I will never spend hundreds again on letting people soak me in minerals that don’t do shıt, shoving foam thingies between my toes, or covering my nails with stinky stuff only to use more stinky stuff to remove the original stinky stuff. I also don’t need or want dirt plastered on my face to improve my complexion.
Girl, same. My mom took me for a spa day. It was nothing but miserable to mediocre. We had to start with a quick shower, including shampooing and conditioning my hair. But my mom was getting impatient within a minute of me hopping in. Not even a minute, because there was a timeframe to get through all the planned stuff. I don't like getting down to my birthday suit and being told I can't have anything covering me but one towel over my a**e. I think my mom brought me there for a skin treatment. Despite having ichthyosis vulgaris, I went with my skin not that flaky and dry, to leaving super flaky and dry. The lady said she would use a heavier cream, like a foot cream, all over but for some reason it wasn't that hydrating. The back massage wasn't better than how my mom nor my daughter does it. She just wasn't getting into the knots. The whole time I was worried what the lady thought of my skin and body. At the end, my mom said we get a snack. It was tasteless crackers and water. Blech
Load More Replies...An hour? In total darkness and silence??? I would panic immediately. Not being able to see anything around me and hear is a phobia I can't explain nor understand where it stems from. I've wondered about these things. I'm glad I now know what it entails.
Grocery store sushi.
I’m fibbing here. I actually tried it twice.
Same. It's actually some of the only decent sushi where I live.
Load More Replies...Tried sushi once. Would probably have it again but, honestly, I don't see what all the fuss is about.
I am one of these few ppl who hates sushi, but grocery store sushi is a next lvl bad.
Meh, Try the cooked stuff, the the shrimp pieces are delicious. My wife loves it, so I learned to like it. California roles are great and for some reason I like the eel. I stay away from most of the raw stuff, but can down about 20 of the shrimp pieces and a California role. Good stuff.
Load More Replies...I bought some sushi from a GAS STATION. If some primal instinct hadn't warned me away from actually eating it, I'd probably be dead now.
Noooooo. That's like eating a hot egg salad sandwich from a gas station
Load More Replies...Omg....7/11 sells sushi?! I know they sell those taquitos that sit on the hotdog rollers all day. And shrived hot dogs that have been on the rollers all day. I was not aware they did sushi. 🤢
Load More Replies...I tried sushi from there once. Just mushy rice. I like their pot stickers and egg rolls though.
Load More Replies...My local grocer has a marvelous sushi section. Fresh, flavorful, and satisfying. They hired Asians who know exactly what they're doing.
VR. I expected that my body wouldn't like it. Sitting in a fighter jet was fine until I banked it and pulled up. Immediately made me dizzy and gave me a splitting headache.
It's unfortunate because I love video games.
Had a friend who got motion sick watching Blair Witch in the theater.
Load More Replies...Video game motion sickness. I can't play VR either, I get this same response even on certain non-VR games, usually HD ones that either don't have methods to counteract it or don't have very good graphics option menus. I can play one version of Classic WoW, but on a different version I can't take more than a few steps without turning green and the world start spinning (version 1 has a motion sickness accessibility feature and version 2 does not).
First time I tried it was playing Minecraft at minecon a few years back. Instantly made me dizzy .-. which is weird, I'm fine with rollercoasters, boats, vehicles etc. but could NOT do VR. Took it off immediately. Made me feel funny walking the rest of the day
The brain's visual center arguing with the signal from the inner ear.
That's a good, helpful way to explain it to those who've never tried it and been on the fence. It may not be for me.
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Puppy yoga, it was fun and frustrating at the same time😂.
There you go =) : Puppy yoga is much like a typical yoga class but with the adorable addition of puppies roaming the studio. The puppies will play, cuddle, and mingle with you as they pass from mat to mat. Expect the unexpected as the puppies are looking to make friends (or rivals) with humans and litter mates.
Load More Replies...Goat yoga! Don't need to do it again, but it was funny to have these baby goats jumping from one person's back to another's.
I imagine this got its start because someone hosting a yoga class had their goats get out and cause chaos.
Load More Replies...One has to really enjoy the odor of puppy urine to enjoy a yoga class with them crawling all over you.
I heard that it is exhausting for the puppies and it is called animalabuse
It is. And they need a fresh supply of puppies every few weeks and dump god knows where the "old" ones.
Load More Replies...It would be great if people joining these classes would spent one minute of thinking about where the constant stream of very young puppies is coming from and what happens to the "cuties" once they leave the "adorable" state and enter the puppy-teenager age with 3 months.
Cold brew. I thought it was the same thing as iced coffee when I tried it. I have an anxiety disorder and I thought I was dying the rest of the day.
OMG I laughed too hard... I've add ADHD on top of anxiety disorder so the caffeine helps but I can totes imagine
Coffee brewed with cold water instead of hot
Load More Replies...Iced coffee!! Yum! Really good on a hot day with a scoop of vanilla ice-cream on top
It's not the same as iced coffee. Iced coffee is at least made, initially, with hot water and then chilled with ice. Cold brew is made with cold water.
Load More Replies...Durian ice cream.
I tried durian once when I lived in Malaysia because all my Malaysian friends loved it and filled their cars with durian from fruit stalls and had durian parties on the lawn. I wanted to be a good sport so took a proper bite. My body immediately screamed 'not food, not food, get it OUT!'. Managed not to spit it out but never again, My friends all laughed at me for being a wussy foreigner.
I was in China during durian season, and fortunately, I liked it. My hosts snapped a photo of me the instant it really hit me and it's one of the more remarkable photos of me ever taken.I looked as if I'd simultaneously discovered e*tasy and agony overlain with dark chocolate and pistachios, covered in salty caramel sauce.
Load More Replies...Durian is like good cheese. Stinks like hell, tastes like heaven. But I respect the alternate viewpoint, because it is very much a personal preference.
I tried durian ice-cream. I ate the whole thing trying to identify the taste. I've decided that the taste and aftertaste reminds me of soft cooked onions.
If you can get past the smell (I know, big if) the taste isn’t anywhere near as bad. I do enjoy the taste but the smell really puts me off.
Load More Replies...Durian? That stinky melon they won't allow on public transportation in Southeast Asia? You make ice cream out of it?
EDIT2: There was no mention anywhere I looked on google about being psychoactive. It was such an attractive myth. The smell attracts large animal of all kinds so they would transport the seeds far away. EDIT: Most of the info below is wrong My first experience with durian was a weird fruit themed house party; a friend who just returned from a trip backpacking around the world won by bringing the fruit - this was in 1988. Those friends shared what they heard/learned in SE Asia which I took to heart, by the time google came around the myth of it being psychoactive was so deeply embedded and I never thought to look it up, sigh** If you are ever offered some Durian - do not breath until you swallow; Durian uses tigers as a propagation method and so the fruit smells like rotting flesh (but it is also psychoactive so there is a very large following for the stuff in SE Asia - it is banned from all public spaces there so during the harvest a crowd of people gather at the city limits)
I eat freeze-dried Durian and never went tripping so I was surprised to read this. So I googled the tiger thing and the psychoactive thing, and they are not true. It is true that it is banned from SOME public spaces in Asia, though such as public transportation.
Load More Replies...Composting. I took a class through the city's parks department and by the end of the three hours decided it wasn't for me. I opted to pay a monthly fee to join the city's curbside composting pick-up program.
You basically just put it in a pile... And then turn the pile every so often???
I truly wonder wtf these people are expecting. Like composting is not supposed to be a thrill a minute activity, it's just a chore like cleaning your shower. Are people so addicted to dopamine that the kind of every day, slightly dull things we do are supposed to be super exciting now?
Load More Replies...French onion soup. It’s my partner’s comfort soup, so I tried making it from scratch one time as a gift. He devoured all of it, thankfully. I couldn’t finish my bowl. 🤮.
I know, I love french onion soup. It's one of the few things I could eat when I had gastrointestinal problems, and it's good for you.
Load More Replies...I wasn't fan of onions (awful stomach ache after eating raw ones). Then I made I French onion smothered chicken breasts and oooh it's heavenly!
OMG I LOVE French onion soup. It's one of my faves. I gotta be the only person on the planet, ADHD person, anyways, who loves soggy breads and hot, stringy cheese.
Problem with a lot of soups is that they require a proper beef stock (not the dirty water in cartons), which is a whole long project to make. Divine once made, but a whole project. And not cheap - bones cost almost as much as meat, not to mention the herbs, vegs, etc.
Have you tried premade bone broth? It's so much better and richer than stock.
Load More Replies...My experience as well. It was like salt water infused snot... Why do ppl eat that on the regular?
Load More Replies...Board games, card games. I get impatient just thinking of the time I'd have t waste getting acquainted with the rules and then the hours I'd have to invest into bringing my tactical skills up to par. And for what? No thank you.
I actually quite like them, but not Monopoly. We call it Monotany in our house.
Load More Replies...I am surprised Zip Lining wasn't mentioned. I went in Copan, Honduras and screamed all the way down. Nope, nada, uh uh, nay!
Lol. My first was in Whistler, BC and second on the Big Island, Hawaii. Loved the two extreme differences. Both were amazing. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it
Load More Replies...I have two things that I have done that I will never do again. Let me say first, that I am terrified of heights. I have tried many things to get over it, but still scared of heights. I will never parasail again. I was terrified before I even got hooked up. Once I got up in the air, it wasn't so bad as long as I didn't look down. But never again. Also, even thought I'm scared of heights, I love roller coasters. My son and I rode Velocicoaster at Universal Orlando. I really thought I was going to die. It was all I could do to not cry. I will never ride another coaster with only a lap bar.
Ice skating. I went once, in grade school, with my girl scout troupe. Sprained my ankle, had to miss a riding lesson. That's once of the reasons I dropped out of scouting, for some bizarre reason no one else was interested in the horseback riding badge and I didn't want to do anything other than riding.
I wish that had been my experience. Instead I ended up figure skating for 10 years and my brain is so screwed up from anorexia and just training through the pain. Yeah, I wish I only went once....
Load More Replies...I missed horror movies. Tried it once. Never again. Would like to unsee.
Olives. Someone once said to me, "here, try an olive. They're delicious." It was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Never again. Even anything cooked in olive oil make me physically ill.
💯 I can't stand them. If they're big enough I'll just pick them off and give them to my partner who LOVES them. (Jack sprat and all that)
Load More Replies...Clay sculpting. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind getting my hands dirty for art. It's inevitable. There's something about clay that I find frustrating and makes me feel like I'm scratching my nails on a slate, and I don't like feeling of wet clumps. I loved watching my clay class teacher sculpting and using all these tools to get neat textures. He did it so smoothly and seamless. I just sucked at it.
Boba tea. My first thought was that I was slurping up snot balls and was so disgusted that I immediately poured out the rest and got me a cold glass of chocolate milk.
My experience as well. It was like salt water infused snot... Why do ppl eat that on the regular?
Load More Replies...Board games, card games. I get impatient just thinking of the time I'd have t waste getting acquainted with the rules and then the hours I'd have to invest into bringing my tactical skills up to par. And for what? No thank you.
I actually quite like them, but not Monopoly. We call it Monotany in our house.
Load More Replies...I am surprised Zip Lining wasn't mentioned. I went in Copan, Honduras and screamed all the way down. Nope, nada, uh uh, nay!
Lol. My first was in Whistler, BC and second on the Big Island, Hawaii. Loved the two extreme differences. Both were amazing. I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it
Load More Replies...I have two things that I have done that I will never do again. Let me say first, that I am terrified of heights. I have tried many things to get over it, but still scared of heights. I will never parasail again. I was terrified before I even got hooked up. Once I got up in the air, it wasn't so bad as long as I didn't look down. But never again. Also, even thought I'm scared of heights, I love roller coasters. My son and I rode Velocicoaster at Universal Orlando. I really thought I was going to die. It was all I could do to not cry. I will never ride another coaster with only a lap bar.
Ice skating. I went once, in grade school, with my girl scout troupe. Sprained my ankle, had to miss a riding lesson. That's once of the reasons I dropped out of scouting, for some bizarre reason no one else was interested in the horseback riding badge and I didn't want to do anything other than riding.
I wish that had been my experience. Instead I ended up figure skating for 10 years and my brain is so screwed up from anorexia and just training through the pain. Yeah, I wish I only went once....
Load More Replies...I missed horror movies. Tried it once. Never again. Would like to unsee.
Olives. Someone once said to me, "here, try an olive. They're delicious." It was the most disgusting thing I've ever tasted. Never again. Even anything cooked in olive oil make me physically ill.
💯 I can't stand them. If they're big enough I'll just pick them off and give them to my partner who LOVES them. (Jack sprat and all that)
Load More Replies...Clay sculpting. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind getting my hands dirty for art. It's inevitable. There's something about clay that I find frustrating and makes me feel like I'm scratching my nails on a slate, and I don't like feeling of wet clumps. I loved watching my clay class teacher sculpting and using all these tools to get neat textures. He did it so smoothly and seamless. I just sucked at it.
Boba tea. My first thought was that I was slurping up snot balls and was so disgusted that I immediately poured out the rest and got me a cold glass of chocolate milk.
