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You might not be consciously aware of it, but every single day, you pass dozens—if not hundreds—of signs. Professional adverts, informative notices, colorful warnings, and (not so) friendly sticky notes from your colleagues are peppered throughout your environment. But some of these verbal and design gems are a cut above the rest!

Bored Panda has collected the wittiest, funniest, and most creative signs that people have ever seen and felt like they just had to snap a photo. Check out our collection of the most hilarious signage, and we hope it inspires you to unleash your inner comedian the next time you have to write something for the public.

#1

Is It True Guys ???

Humorous road sign stating just because you are offended doesn't mean you are right

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CarEnthusiast
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1 week ago

yes

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    #2

    Passive Aggressive Gym Sign

    Funny gym sign telling weak people to ask ladies at reception for help putting weights away

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    Googoo Gaga
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Well, tripping over weights on the floor is nasty too, so, whatever works.

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    #3

    What In The?

    Warning sign showing dissolving silhouette of a person near a liquid spill hazard

    FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY - WHAT ARE YOU WARNING US AGAINST

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    B
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Warning: don't drink the lava. And yes, influencers need this kind of sign.

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    Good signage is vital for your brand, business, and goals.

    According to a survey conducted by ‘Custom Neon,’ good signage is absolutely essential. A whopping 77% of respondents revealed that they have had issues finding businesses either due to poor signage or no signage at all.

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    Furthermore, 76% said that they have visited a store or business simply due to how attractive its signage was.

    #4

    Creative seat belt safety billboard with a leg sticking through the sign

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    The old Hertz commercial, take 1.

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    #5

    Some Parents Need This

    Hilarious sign reminding parents that youth sports are just a game with volunteer coaches and human officials

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    But the parents who need to read this sign don't read signs.

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    #6

    I Mean, They're Not Wrong

    Funny employee attitudes sign about working for money with handwritten reply note

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    B
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    What kind of CEO/manager is so distanced from reality that they'd post this nonsense?

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    Meanwhile, 66% of respondents spilled the tea that they had a poor opinion of a business because of its signage.

    And a whopping 72.2% said that, in their opinion, good signage is more important for a business than its social media presence or newspaper ads.

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    So, what does a good sign actually look like? Well, that depends entirely on your brand identity and what you aim to achieve.

    #7

    Sign Spotted In The Austrian Ski-Area Of Ischgl

    Funny smoking sign on snowy mountain saying stupid smokers should smoke here

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Fair enough.

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    #8

    I Laughed

    Community center sign with awkward police scream joke

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Why is so much screaming at the Indian Hills Community Center?

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    #9

    Aint Wrong Tho

    Funny sign about car manuals from 50 years ago compared to modern warnings about battery safety

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    B
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    As more idiots reproduce, more idiots are produced. It's not rocket science. The species is dumbing down.

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    If you want your signage to be memorable or attract a certain type of customer, you might go for something humorous or punny. Meanwhile, if you want to leave a professional impression, you might go for a bit more subtlety and refinement.

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    But no matter the specifics of your brand or goals, there are several main design decisions that you want to embrace if you want your sign to function well.

    #10

    That’s Not A Bad Idea Actually

    Unhinged protest sign demanding a wall around a house with a message of hating everyone

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Oh how the tables have turned.

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    #11

    This Sign I Saw In The Bahamas

    Hilarious sign asking not to drop cigarette butts, fish come out to smoke at night to quit

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    LizzieBoredom
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    It's hard for fish to get the nicotine patch to stay on.

    #12

    What A Legend

    Memorial plaque with unhinged message about Roger Bucklesby who hated the park

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Misanthropy at its finest.

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    At the end of the day, you want your sign to stand out from the crowd. What’s more, you want to get your message across as quickly as possible, with as little friction as possible.

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    If your potential customers or target audience spend precious seconds scratching their heads, trying to make out what you’ve written, you’ve already failed.

    What you want to aim for is clarity and simplicity.

    #13

    Ain't That The Truth

    Humorous sign claims car's weakest part is nut holding steering wheel

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    and it's always a loose nut.

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    #14

    Humorous warning sign in English and Japanese about dangerous future

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    It’s not wrong

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    #15

    So I Was Using The Toilet On A Train

    Funny toilet sign warning not to flush inappropriate items including hopes dreams or goldfish

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    CarEnthusiast
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    AW! I was going to dump all my hope and dreams for my future in there!

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    Integrate these two things, clarity and simplicity, into the very core of your signage.

    In the meantime, avoid the rookie mistake of overdesigning your signs. Visual clutter wastes time because your audience has no clue where they ‘should’ be looking.

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    Unless your goal is to be chaotic and distracting, try to adopt a ‘less is more’ approach.

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    #16

    Life Is Just

    Humorous sign about life obstacles on restaurant board El Arroyo

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    B
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Amen to that.

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    #17

    Perfect

    Humorous sign saying no to perfection and no to self-improvement

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    So get over it and get used to it? Yes.

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    #18

    I Would Take Some

    Jar labeled d**d batteries with free of charge note

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    1 week ago

    Ooog!

    “The hallmark of an outstanding sign is its ability to convey information swiftly and unambiguously. Clarity reigns supreme,” explains ‘Twilight Signs.’

    “Your message should be easily digestible at a glance. This involves selecting a legible font, ensuring ample contrast between text and background, and using concise language. Remember, signs are often viewed while on the move, so every second counts.”

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    #19

    Genius Marketing!

    Building wrapped with message asking Chat GPT to finish construction

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Be careful what you wish for.

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    #20

    Anyone Here To Help Me Out With This!!!

    Funny teaching interruption sign with alien invasion and Ryan Gosling options

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 week ago

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    So, nt when a kid is bleeding, or vomited, or when an alarm is going, or the principal is trying to get your attention, or a guㅤnshot?

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    #21

    Wow

    Church notice warns not to leave valuables unattended as prayers might use them

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Good one.

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    Setting your particular aesthetic tastes aside for a moment, whatever art direction route you choose to go down, you should absolutely ensure that you stay consistent.

    Keep the signage visuals consistent with the identity of your brand. Think about whether the style, colors, and font match the effect and atmosphere that you’re going for.

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    #22

    Be Prepared

    Funny hilarious sign reading bring chips next to dip ahead road sign

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    #23

    My Favorite Road Sign

    Caution falling cows road sign warning drivers

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    Kipper
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    😳

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    #24

    Is There An Ethical Difference?

    Sign requesting not to steal from small business but to steal from Walmart

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Only steal as much from Walmart as it has stolen from its workers, not a billion more.

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    Meanwhile, you should also think about the environmental context of your sign. Your designs don’t exist in isolation!

    What do the surroundings actually look like?

    Where should you place your sign so that it gets seen by your target audience?

    What do your competitors’ signs look like, and how do you make sure that yours doesn’t get lost among them?

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    #25

    These 3 Businesses Go Together Like Peas In A Pod

    Funny storefront signs labeled bankruptcy, divorce, and liquor

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    One stop shopping on a whole other level

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    #26

    Crosswalk Signs In Denmark: Classy

    Unique pedestrian crossing light showing a green man with a cane and top hat

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    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Oh no, after you my good man

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    #27

    These Chefs Are Not Your Mother

    Funny allergy alert sign warning guests not to customize meals at restaurant

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Written with bitterness and a dash of sarcasm.

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    “Whether indoors or outdoors, your signs should be in locations where they naturally attract attention. Consider the viewing angle, lighting conditions, and potential obstructions to maximize visibility,” ‘Twilight Signs’ emphasizes.

    In the meantime, ‘Surrey Signs’ also stresses the fact that if your sign is not visible, “it is not worth it.”

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    Lighting is also important to consider. Can your customers or target audience actually see your signage when it gets dark outside or someone changes the indoor lighting?

    “You can use LED lights to illuminate the information during the daytime and special night lights help highlight the information during the night.”

    #28

    I Wonder What's The Story Behind This

    Notice warning conversations in corner echo loudly and are not private in the building

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    Troy Parr
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Probably a simple story, They tried signs saying "please keep the noise down" but that didn't work...

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    #29

    Bird Theft Policy Update

    Funny food responsibility sign warning customers about seagull thefts and no refunds

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    Crystalwitch60
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    British seaside ???

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    #30

    Hilarious sign asking to run down hill screaming by order of me

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    And rolling cheese.

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    We want to hear your perspectives, Pandas—preferably in a witty format if you’re feeling particularly creative.

    Which of these signs impressed you the most? Which ones did you think were the funniest?

    Meanwhile, let’s switch back to your daily life. What’s the most hilarious or impressive signage you pass by every day on your commute? What’s the worst one you’ve recently seen?

    Let us know in the comments!

    #31

    I’m Confused

    Humorous sign parodying car powered by free range chickens and hand picked potatoes with KFC logo

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Don’t do KFC. The pieces keep getting smaller. If I wanted to eat pigeon, I’d go downtown and catch a few

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    #32

    Be Patient

    Popeyes staffing sign asking customers to be patient or request a job application

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    The restaurant is probably short staffed for the same reason you shouldn't apply - low wages.

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    #33

    A Uniquely Scottish Problem

    Humorous warning sign requiring underwear with kilts when wind speeds exceed 25 mph

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    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Doooooooo yer balls hang low, do they wobble to and fro?

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    #34

    I Mean They Are Sleeping Right

    Funny zoo rules sign warning about throwing objects at crocodiles

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    David Paterson
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Just out of interest, which crocodile species are we talking about here?

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    #35

    A Sign At My Grandpa's Airplane Hangar

    Worn caution sign warning of low flying aircraft in an open field

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    Demdumpin
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    It's not wrong

    #36

    What Happened Last Time?

    Unhinged sign selling parachute used once but never opened for sale

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    Lemonenema
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Small stain, might wash out

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    #37

    How Do I Even Pronounce That?

    Road sign for exit to Zzyzx Road in a desert landscape

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited)

    Something like Zye-zix, if I remember that youtube video on weird place names right.

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    #38

    Pepe Le Pew

    Funny sign warning not to pet the striped kitties with skunk illustration

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    Razill
    Community Member
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    1 week ago

    Its supposed to say dont pet the fart squirrels

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    #39

    This Bar Has The Best Signs

    Humorous sign outside liquor store stating alcohol is technically a solution

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Technically it’s more of a distillation. Unless we’re talking something like gin. And then it’s an infusion

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    #40

    I Don't Think I Want To Go To This Restaurant

    Funny eat sign at Jessica's family restaurant

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Not even if they're vegan?

    #41

    Florida Man Visits The Local Diner

    Funny sign explaining no longer public restroom due to horrific experiences

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Don’t blame you. The public are nasty

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    #42

    They're Not That Heavy Right?

    Bridge sign showing maximum capacity with a humorous note on Americans

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    #43

    Don’t Tap The Glass

    Funny sign warning not to tap glass because it scares the ice cream

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    Franklin
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Very cute

    #44

    I Could Give Up On Cookies

    Humorous grocery store sign about not quitting cookies

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    1 week ago

    And those look lovely!

    #45

    Drivers Do Not Carry Burritos

    Chipotle truck with notice drivers do not carry burritos sign

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Plans foiled.

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    #46

    It’s This Time Of The Year Again

    Sign humorously skipping Mariah Carey's Christmas song before December 1

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Haven’t heard that one as much as I’ve heard Last Christmas. There seems to be an unwritten law of the multiverse that says that you are not a real musician unless you’ve covered that song. PSA. Just because it’s a different “artist”, doesn’t mean it’s not the same dàmn song

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    #47

    Elon Dumbsk

    Protestor holding sign with caricature and joke about being mean to cars

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    1 week ago

    I really don't like that guy with the fire of a thousand suns.

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    #48

    Too Many Fish In The Sea Anyway, Joke

    Funny sign references Dolly begging Jolene not to take men

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    1 week ago

    Miss you, Dolly! 💔

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    #49

    Umm I Think You Mean Bowls

    Handwritten sign saying no bowls at protein bowl counter

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Isn't there some expression like "No bowels, no glory"?

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    #50

    Church Had Its Air Conditioning Units Stolen

    Baptist church sign humorously warns about stolen air conditioning units

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    Cécile Prévost
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Fair enough

    #51

    Fier Sale

    Sign noting price reduction due to misspelling of bird

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    B
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Definitely would buy.

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    #52

    Wait A Minute

    Unhinged sign asking to satanise hands with illustration of hand sanitizer

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
    Community Member
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    1 week ago

    😈

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    #53

    Which Would You Use?

    Bathroom door with handles labeled for washed and unwashed hands

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    My elbow, because someone who hasn't washed their hands will for certain have used the other one passive aggressively.

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    #54

    Guess Which Country This Is From

    Funny sign prohibiting smoking and speaking French with symbols and bilingual text

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Not even un peu?

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    #55

    Permission Slip

    Unhinged sign requiring husbands to have wives note for paint colours

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    #56

    This Sign Was Outside My Local Airport In The Drop-Off Zone

    Hilarious street sign limiting kisses to no more than three minutes

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    Door Door
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    'Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the red zone. Male announcer: [later] The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in the white zone. Female announcer: No, the white zone is for loading of passengers and there is no stopping in a RED zone. Male announcer: The red zone has always been for loading and unloading of passengers. There's never stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for stopping! Male announcer: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone s**t again. [Later] Male announcer: There's just no stopping in a white zone. Female announcer: Oh, really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.'

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    #57

    They'll Soon Not Give A

    Humorous sign apologizing for temporarily closed toilets due to fixing issues

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    BarkingSquirell
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Nothing better than an apologetic toilet.

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    #58

    Need The Backstory Here

    Hilarious closed sign saying come in we're closed

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    #59

    Found This In My School Cafeteria

    Humorous lunch sign requiring a fruit or vegetable on trays with playful language

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    Beak Hookage
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    How d'you do, fellow kids?

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    #60

    The Mythical Cord

    Humorous store sign showing a fake cord that does not exist or sell

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    John Dilligaf
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    what even is this? what would you use it for?

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    #61

    Random Funny Signs

    Funny sign warning unattended children will get espresso and puppy

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    #62

    Sigh...well They Tried

    Funny sign reading America is the best country in the nation on roadside lawn

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    Community Member
    1 week ago

    Good lord, I despair for the minority of Americans who actually possess brain-cells.

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    #63

    Found In The Wild At A Restaurant

    Humorous sign warning unattended children will be given energy drinks and taught to swear

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I've found that children often left unattended usually can give swearing lessons.

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    #64

    Remarry My Ex-Wife

    Funny sign about trying to remarry ex-wife but she knew it was for money

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    #65

    Best Littering Sign I’ve Seen

    Unhinged sign listing reasons why people litter

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    Billo66
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    1 week ago (edited)

    Is it still littering if a cop is behind you so you throw out your joint? asking for a friend.

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    #66

    You Are Here

    Directional sign pointing to taxi level 3 with you are here marker

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    Colleen Glim
    Community Member
    1 week ago (edited)

    Cool. Now if only I knew where “here” is

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    #67

    Temporary Workaround For Seagulls

    Seagull perched on a no birds allowed sign near a body of water

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    Jen Mart
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    that bird is NOT gullible

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    #68

    What They Serve Then?

    Funny sign stating customers are not allowed and no customers served

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    Lesley Thomas
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I work in a law firm, job would be so easy without clients

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    #69

    No phones in bathroom sign warns of smell test for lingering too long

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    "They also serve who only stand and wait" - John Milton

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    #70

    At My Doctors Office

    Funny medical sign limiting new problems per visit at community medical providers

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    Did I say that out loud?
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I wish my GP let you discuss two new issues. It's strictly one problem per appointment.

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    #71

    She Not Seeing Anyone

    Funny sign about tires pressure and not seeing anyone

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    Wagner
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    ofc she cheatin'.

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    #72

    Touché Domino's

    Domino's Pizza sign with humorous girls girls girls joke

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    So Domino Pizza doesn't deliver.

    #73

    Clothing Store In Tokyo

    Unhinged sign for old used antique men underwear

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    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    1 week ago

    I and my underwear take turns being the antique.

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