40 Posts To Welcome You Into ‘The Weird Side Of The Internet’

Wench, you are banished from these lands!

The deer has a collar and tag as well.

Kitchen staff; the real heroes

Do bears have saggy bums?

Huh. And here I thought those stickers were just for Jeeps.

Zombie Unicorn

I only wish I was that cool! The truth is that I kept quarantining after everything opened back up. Not because I'm worried about the virus - I'm just antisocial. :)

Pokémon Go: "Gotta catch 'em all!" Tinder: "STDs; You'll probably catch 'em all!"

“The Netherlands flag for some reasons” “Jesus punishes her by making her Dutch.” There, I fixed it!

A rebel without a maCause.

Kamehameha!

“I’m Sailor Moo, the bovine of Justice!”

Don’t fall and get killed in the shower

Pshhht ba do dah tsst bwop

WE JUST TOOK MY DOG FOR A WALK SHE DID NOT WANT TO COME BACK INSIDE. SHE STARTED YELLING AT US. (shes a husky so that might be part of it.)

Too funny

Apologize to the goose ma’am.

Is that my DMV picture ?

Ancient trojan horse virus

Literally everyone:

Shaken not yet stirred.

RotiMOON!

The majestic gommius wurmios, also known as the gummy worm, in its natural habitat

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I hate to break your brains, but there’s an even older “relic”… Look up Fisher Price castle 1974. >:) That’s the one I grew up with in the ~90s. Loved it, kept it and just gave it to my kid. Surprise, he loves it. ;}

But Mooom!

They suspect Fowl play.

If you are too ignorant to recognize the value of a basic education then perhaps you did. Though if you mean 18 years of actual school then you also have 4-5 years of college I'm assuming. That may or may not have been a waste.

Tiktaalik!

hey those are my parents!

Thoughts and prayers.

Alexa when I ask how much time is left on my timer every 30 seconds:

To save everyone the trouble: i checked, and there is every hour from 00:00 to 23:00

If you're a white guy never stand like that while doing the one between call taxi and call waiter.

Fun fact, there is a saying in Sanskrit: ' Vasudeva Kutumbakan ', which means ' The world is my family. '. Just waiting for a Fast and Furious movie set in India, where someone pulls this line.

#goals

Pretty sure that is a rice paper (spring roll) wrap.

Yeah but like, your allowed to stereotype white people

I thought it was future Jeff Goldblum

What ?

Normal milk-drinking people: 😎 (/s)

I get what's happening there he's an American he just remembered the cost

Pineapple on pizza! Pineapple on pizza! 🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍🍍

Why are the stitches on her back then?