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Rumors abound that you can buy absolutely anything that your mind can think of on Craigslist. Anything. Well, plenty of us has officially admitted that our imaginations need some fine-tuning and updating after taking a closer look at the bizarre and hilarious advertisements you can find while scrolling through the site.

Bored Panda brings you this list of the funniest, weirdest, and craziest Craigslist ads that you’ve ever seen. From a guy’s ad about him giving away his girlfriend to a purse-snatcher’s dating ad, these will give you a hearty chuckle and will make you reevaluate your life when you realize some of these aren’t jokes at all. So put on your giggling goggles, buckle in and start scrolling. Upvote your faves, drop us a comment about which ads you liked and why, and share with your friends. And in case you need some more awesome viewing material, take a look at our other posts about a guy’s hilarious attempts to sell off his 1999 Corolla on Craigslist, as well as a compilation of the most delusional and funny people to be found on various internet marketplaces. They’re fun, so check them out after you’re finished with this list.

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#1

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

Saw This Gem On My Local Craigslist

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Neon Petra
Community Member
7 years ago (edited)

I was so mad until I read the last paragraph. Now I'm laughing. 🤣

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    #2

    The Things You Find On Craigslist

    The Things You Find On Craigslist

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Fish drama

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    #3

    Uber Alternative

    Uber Alternative

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    bahamut
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Need a partner?

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    #4

    Another Craiglists Gem

    Another Craiglists Gem

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    The last reason is gold.

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    #5

    Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

    Craigslist: Idiot Needed To Beat Vanilla Dome

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I think the whiskey and donuts are the reason why you can't beat it.

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    #6

    Free Almonds!

    Free Almonds!

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I laughed soooo hard.

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    #7

    Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

    Anyone Need Reminder Tags?

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I laughed waaaay too hard at this.

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    #8

    Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

    Spotted Under Free On Craigslist Baltimore

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    comboplush
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Didgeridoityourself

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    #9

    Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

    Craigslist Ad Looking For Replacement Friend

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    eliana
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Daby 2.0

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    #10

    A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

    A Friend Of Mine (Still Haven't Found Out Who) Posted This Craigslist Ad For My Birthday. 100 Points For Creativity, -100 Points For All The Chinchilla Texts And Voicemails

    Vote_For_Donnelly Report

    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Finnish, Hungarian, and Estonian are their own language group. No exceptions!

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    #11

    Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

    Found This Browsing My Local Craigslist

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    JessG
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I typically eat the cheese first

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    #12

    I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

    I Was Looking For Used Laptops In Craigslist

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I worked in an office that kept a typewriter around for when we needed to make corrections to signed forms and other documents. A young attorney asked me if I could show him how to turn it on, so I did. He sat down and then just looked at it—he couldn’t figure out how to put the paper in—and yet he somehow thought he was going to white-out some text to be replaced with other text? I took pity on him and did it for him in just a couple of minutes. Sometimes being old really pays off.

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    #13

    Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

    Just Cancelled My Weekend Plans After I Saw This On Craigslist

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    Kristof De Smet
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Just... why?

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    #14

    This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

    This Guy On Craigslist Found A Lost "Dog"

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    Jessamyn Zolcznski
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    The cat clearly gives no F's

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    #15

    Amanda On Craigslist

    Amanda On Craigslist

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    Kenny Kulbiski
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Jeez! I'd like to hear more about the original Amanda.

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    #16

    Craigslist Gold

    Craigslist Gold

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    'How are you this dumb?' , sorry, but you're de dumb one in not recognizing he is having a great time trolling you :D

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    #17

    Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

    Bread And Gas At Trader Joe's

    Zcuauhtemoc Report

    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    "you fart like a Clydesdale horse" - this guy knows how to woo a woman :D

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    #18

    The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

    The Things You See On Craigslist When You Live In Nashville

    DeyHateUsCuzDeyAnus Report

    Kaisu
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    If this is true, then this is very creepy and delusional

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    #19

    The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

    The Only Time I've Ever Clicked "Best Of Craigslist"

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    Molly Universe
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    If the dog likes it... DON'T GET RID OF IT!

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    #20

    My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

    My Friend Found Another Indispensable Service On Craigslist Yesterday

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I could use his service...

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    #21

    It Looks Cute But It Ain't

    It Looks Cute But It Ain't

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited)

    It doesn't look cute at all, it looks F*****g creepy. Never buy dolls like this.

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    #22

    Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

    Goose The Lobster (Hates Johnny Cash)

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    He won't walk the line, don't call him Sue, and for heavens' sake, watch that ring of fire!

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    #23

    Free Bacon

    Free Bacon

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    Olga Antonova
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    It's good that husband is soon to be ex, poor guy had to live with such selfish person.

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    #24

    Take This Baby Out For A Spin

    Take This Baby Out For A Spin

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    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Whoa, I'd LOVE to take this one for a spin!

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    #25

    Found On Craigslist In My City

    Found On Craigslist In My City

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    Brandy Grote
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Very environmentally friendly, no gas needed, plus you can sell the wool!

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    #26

    This Is Not A Joke

    This Is Not A Joke

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited)

    He doesn't need a hawk he needs a Headwig

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    #27

    Craigslist Cookie Creep

    Craigslist Cookie Creep

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    Noez 🇸🇪
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew, ew!

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    #28

    They Know Their Targer Audience

    They Know Their Targer Audience

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    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I'd love to see this one on Burning Man. Maybe upgrade the looks a little.

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    #29

    Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

    Craigslist Ad: "Free Vcr With Old School P***o Stuck Inside"

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Groundhog porn

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    #30

    I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

    I Saw This A While Back, Maybe It Belongs Here

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    GodOfHyperdeath
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Am I the only one who saw all the discord messages at the top

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    #31

    Craigslist Skilsaw

    Craigslist Skilsaw

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    Roger Haywood
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I 'saw' that coming. Was the price slashed?

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    #32

    Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest

    Found This Post On Craigslist The Other Day. Passive Aggressive At Its Finest

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    Slinkman
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    F**k the wife, go take your day of Bryan!

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    #33

    Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist

    Found This Job Seeker On Craigslist

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    Neon Petra
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Um... are they serious?

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    #34

    My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint

    My Local Craigslist Doesn't Disappoint

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    GodOfHyperdeath
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This is actually sad.

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    #35

    Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo

    Craigslist - 2000 Year Old Autographed Photo

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    Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Worthless cause subject is still alive and well.

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    #36

    Sounds Like A Fun Party

    Sounds Like A Fun Party

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    A B C
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Well I can do that. I'm three years late, though :(

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    #37

    No Shipping Carrot

    No Shipping Carrot

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    Molly Universe
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    *Buys it*

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    #38

    Cactus Car

    Cactus Car

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    Cordelia
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Toupee??

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    #39

    Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This

    Surfing Craigslist For Free Stuff When I Stumbled Across This

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    it's like a can't opener

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    #40

    Please Be My Friend For $15

    Please Be My Friend For $15

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    this is a very solid basis for all future relationships

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    #41

    The Things You Find On Craigslist

    The Things You Find On Craigslist

    unrecoverable1 Report

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    highest level of carpentry

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    #42

    Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen

    Best Craigslist Ad I've Seen

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    Mary Rose Kent
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    An aggressively angry free give-away of a high-value item. What a karmic conundrum...

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    #43

    So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye

    So I Was Browsing Craigslist, When This Picture Caught My Eye

    Rainbow_robotocorn Report

    Cordelia
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Soooooo he's washing his bike in the shower?? 🤦🏾 I bet that cat has seen it all...

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    #44

    Only In New Hampshire

    Only In New Hampshire

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Totally safe

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    #45

    Why Buy New?

    Why Buy New?

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Experienced glasses

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    #46

    It's So Stupid It Might Just Work

    It's So Stupid It Might Just Work

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    Demi Zwaan
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    But what happens when this original person wants to find a job after graduation, while not actually knowing anything? Won't it be very obvious that they never attended uni? And the person doing this, will have a degree, but never be able to prove it/use it. That's a shame too.

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    #47

    Conrad Knows What He Wants

    Conrad Knows What He Wants

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    Ellen
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Okay Conrad you can request that but first you can lose the fat thats busting out of your trousers ... and then some

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    #48

    Why Is She Doing A Handstand

    Why Is She Doing A Handstand

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Holds 3 bulbs and one person

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    #49

    Nothing Illegal Here

    Nothing Illegal Here

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    I am looking for a person to sign a couple of documents for me, must look like my wife, nothing illegal, she had a signature change some time ago

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    #50

    Homemade Phone Case

    Homemade Phone Case

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Holy design skills

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    #51

    Smoked By Cute Blonde Woman

    Smoked By Cute Blonde Woman

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    Rue Granger
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    Eww

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