35 Times Bosses Wrote Such Delusional Notes, These Employees Just Had To Shame Them Online (New Pics)

Abused?? You abuse water by drinking it?

Bruh 💀

So I guess I should lock my keys in the car...ok I'm outta here.

Ok WHAT is this legal?

Death Certificate...which has always been an embarassing thing to ask for.

This establishment must have no female employees or if they do, have no concept of the extra steps they need to get the job done. Untuck this, tuck that, tights, bodysuits, monthly cycles, etc. Hell, it can take longer than that to locate the seam on the TP, and if they have the cheap stuff that's not strong enough to not tear from the weight of it, women don't stand a chance.

This is a joke it even says Signs for Fun at the bottom

Why would anyone want to work at these places?

Isn't this awful management decision illegal? No wonder they can't keep their staff, plus $3 an hour is a disgrace.

Can't stop..... Am having negative thought...... Giving me negative feelings.... Gving me negative energy.... So I don't do negative actions I must QUIT.

Hey, they were honest

Guess it would be pretty easy to get a doctor'a note stating that as a human being you actually do need to eat ;)

Horrible rules and grammar

Sorry boss, I can't come in, if I'm late, I lose my tips, and I can't afford that!

Take this sign and go F yourself

Am I reading this right, they only have 5 non-working days per year?

Peasants are not allowed food, it is only for the lords! Also, beatings will continue until morale improves!

Disgusting.

UM.. WHAT? YOUR SPOUSE IS NOT A TOY YOU SHARE ON THE PLAYGROUND WITH THE OTHER KINDERGARDENS. The workplace should thank the wife not the husband.

Charity is not optional so give away free stuff 🤷🤔

Demotivation at its finest.

Oh? turn up to work every day with a bright rainbow calendar with unicorns and glow in the dark writing so it glows when they turn the lights off that says ' f homophobes ', that'll be more work-appropriate

If you cant afford to pay workers a proper wage then dont open a restaurant

PTSD… from grade school when you are about to s**t you pants and are a slow writer

I don't believe this is legal in the U.S.

Is the manager's name, "Fin"? I hope, I hope...

This sounds harsh in the way they yell it, but it's also basic work etiquette for a busy restaurant. I've worked places with people who have no interest in working where they sit around and ignore customers and the work piles up. Most of these are awful, but this is basic "have you ever had a job before?" c**p.

I don't think this is legal...

I worked at a large grocery store chain in the cash office. The cash office is out of view of customers and has no windows. My entire job was counting up money, checks, etc. and balancing the books. There was no chair and I was not allowed to sit all day - just stand in front of a computer. I never could understand why.

Sooooo. I can talk 10:01am to 10:59am, 2:01pm-4:59pm, and 8:01pm to 6:59am. I must assume a monastic vow of silence all other times. How do I serve customer the rest of the time? Gonna need a notebook and pen.

I hope they are getting paid for those 15 minutes prior to the shift. The US Dept of Labor would eat them alive otherwise.

This one is not so bad. Just says have a snack & save some for everyone else.

Wait, so even if it's an "excused" absence, you get in trouble? What the eff?!

C**t! Sorry I couldn't help myself

make money off your employee's, smart! /s

this should be what employees tell their bosses

Ummmm.... Isn't that a National Holiday? Whose standards, someone in a foreign country.

Only points legal are the ones that pertain to substance abuse and theft. Everything else is completely delusional.

this is crazy, you get 28 paid days holiday in the UK.

Some dude horked down a buncha blow and just started rambling. I want to know where they work and why this exists. So many questions...

Manors need to be happy

Wouldn't touch it with a 10-ft pole. Might catch something.

Well this is kind of nice...

Legal action? Under what charge?

Soft drinks are the cheapest thing at a restaurant, the mark-up is ridiculous, this is the shittiest thing ever

I can see this. If you are working on a customer, you should be engaged with them and having an extensive conversation with someone else seems rude. Especially in a foreign language. It's a bit intimate getting.your nails or hair done, that person is working on your body. For many, it is also a social thing and so being excluded from conversation would just suck the fun right out.

Number 7 is wage theft.

I have stapled things in the upper left my whole life. What kind of witchery is this?

Just walk out. All of you.

I actually don't see anything wrong with this. Cleanliness is important, proper accounting is important, and you shouldn't be on Facebook, watching videos, or using ear buds if you perform customer service.

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I gather most of these come the the good old USA - thankfully, I don't live there!

Title does not reflect wat sign actually says.

Orange Haribo Gummy Bears made in Germany, yum!!