If there was any question you could ask God what would it be? What do you think it's answer would be?
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Me: *Approaches God*
Me: Okay okay, so God, I have a question
God: Yes?
Me: If you created us, who created you? Like it was a void of nothingness before you created us, so how did you come to be??
God: …
God: I- Uh.. We don’t ever speak of this…
Me, a demon breaking into heaven: Alright, you caught me. But before you send me back I just want to ask you ONE QUESTION!
God: Alright, what is it.
Me: Why the F*CK did you make bad things happen to good people that sometimes made them bad? Also, WHY ARE MOSQITOES A THING??
God: That was two questions.
Me: ANSWER THEM!!
God: (put what you think he would say in the comments!)
Can i spend my afterlife in dog heaven please? 😍
Humans give me anxiety 😅
