Artist Uses Comics To Capture Life’s Absurdities, And Here Are His 50 Best Strips

Ditto for American flags made in Pakistan

Sadly often very true.

Fireworks can also be triggering to veterans with PTSD. And the local wildlife can't even hide under the couch when they're traumatized. Really, people shouldn't be allowed to buy their own and set them off. Every city has a fireworks display that people can go see for free.

The worst part is that the seats are so small that if the overweight person doesn't buy an extra one than you have to share half of yours.

"Really, you didn't cry? Do you even have feelings?" Everyone when a pet in a movie dies, but pretty much nobody when an animal from an endangered species in real life does.

Ads will be even louder than the action scenes.

The moment when I instantly close the tab.

great idea

No way!

And that one review will be something like, "I ordered the wrong color" or "I'm so mad that The Product broke when I did The Thing The Instructions Say Explicitly Not To Do."

The additional energy needed for the battery is offset after ca. 20,000 km, and it gets better with greener energy mix. Of course, no car is even better than one car, from the environment point of view.

That's on them for not showing up.

Take a piece of paper towel after you clean your hands, use it to wrap the door handle on the way out, throw it in the next bin outside. No problem..

If you're REALLY unlucky you'll also find a sewing needle in there.

That man needs to button his h*e shirt. No one wants to see his huge gut.

annoying

exact

Oh man yes. This is such a thing in Texas. Or people not seeing their exit until the last minute but then insisting on crossing three lanes to make it. People here act like they are the only person on the road and that they are invincible.

"I'm really stressed about money right now." "Please pay at reception on your way out."

That is a jerk move. I'm a woman and since I'm also an adult, I order the food I want. I taught my kids to use their forks as weapons so that anyone teaching for their food without consent gets stabbed.

Ditto for " World Series "

*Immediately sits up*

Crunch crunch crunch :D

Wow size 47 without a mark-up , sign me up

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They know.

My rats are like this too. I provide an entire box full of stuff they're allowed to chew on, and they wander off and start chewing on the windowsill/my clothes/my artworks/my electronic cables/my irreplaceable custom made figurines instead.

Rule 9

Well I like being able to retreat into fantasy worlds when the real one gets too depressing for words. Sue me.

Tip culture needs to die. If you are unable to set your price and pay your own employees a thriving wage then you shouldn't be in business. Pisses me off every time I eat out and then need to pay the businesses' employees for them - which is why I don't eat out very often.

FINALLY researched this years ago and learned the trick; smoke is drawn to the closest large object. Learned to build a rock/wood/whatever pile bigger than myself on the opposite side of the fire. But the panel is still funny and too true.

I just sold my clothes bike

It's not easy being stupid

Or when the AMC concessions folks don't honor the A-List line.

"I don't understand why I'm not losing weight, and am sore all the time, and have this cough like I'm gagging on my own organs..."

That is why you cut those out

Disc space math, 1000B (Not 1024B....)

Tested on humans..?

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Good song, though.

I can hear the “shhhhhlup” from here

Having just received a kitten, can confirm.

Life imitates art, and also hip hop

It's a big-toilet conspiracy! /jk

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Ouch.

Hey, those clothes are too dirty to hang, too clean to wash.

This one's painful

Our cat flipped hers and slept underneath it.

Mmm, tulip flavour.

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Try it in a wheelchair

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It works, and keeps its resell value.

Hey, when you're struggling, you make sacrifices while making sure your pets get the best.

You never imagine so many green tea flavored products until you come to China. Ice cream, biscuits, cakes, sweets even peanut butter.