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What If Dogs Could Text? 25 Hilarious Texts From Dogs
What If Dogs Could Text? 25 Hilarious Texts From Dogs
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Dogs are considered by many to be man’s best friend, and a lot of us love to wonder about exactly what our loyal and energetic companions are thinking or what they would say to us if they were talking animals. The Texts From Dog Tumblr offers answers to these questions with a modern twist – as the name suggests, the blog is all about the imaginary SMS exchange between a talking dog and his owner.

October Jones, the blog’s creator (and also the talented blogger behind these clever portrait illustrations), has a knack for capturing the dog language that a pooch might have if they could text and had iPhones. From his manic, repetitive texting in all capital letters to his exuberance and enthusiasm, “Dog’s” texts perfectly capture a typical funny dog’s personality. Most mutt owners have, at one point or another, had to deal with a trashed house or had their pet beg relentlessly for some food. Jones has released a couple of books about Texts From Dogs that you can see here.

Scroll down to see our compilation of Jones’ funny dog memes below.

Source: textfromdog.tumblr.com (h/t: distractify – even though they always copy our articles without linking back to us)

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    If you’re more of a cat person, on the other hand, be sure to check out our post about Texts From Mittens.

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    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    Dovas

    Dovas

    Author, Community member

    There is a beast with heart of cold stone that dashes like lightning, shreds flesh from bone. // Bewitched by this beast, I fell to my knees. My mouth babbled madness and mumbled soft pleas. // I stared down the ravenous, gnashing dark maw of a cute cuddly kitten with yarn in its paw

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    OdessaSmith
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More please. I need more. I've read these on three different occasions and laughed my a*s off, and so have all my friends. Please, make more

    ChristineDowney
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome, whoever did these is very talented

    trollingergirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it. Kind of. You wrote that 8 years ago. It is still funny. It is still hilarious.

    Load More Replies...
    CharleneStafford
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these!! Both the dogs and cats!! LOL

    Noah Hand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more now i can't stop laughing

    Richard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the personality of the dog. Thinking about what breed he might be...

    Linda Douglas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved them! I literally laughed till I cried! Please.write more!!!

    RobinBorton
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg these are great, better than the auto correct ones

    MarkHeath
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god my dog can't text. I hate to think what she'd be sending!!!! I love these....

    CarinSweerman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are flippin' great; I hear my own four-legged boy saying some of these lol Yes, more please!

    NickyTaylor
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally hilarious! We all read and laugh, laugh, laugh! Thanks

    BobbyKincannon
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was great. Should make them for everyday!!!!

    MichaelWiley
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are AWESOME!!!!! I agree NEED MORE!!!!

    KatieBailey
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAKE MORE PLEASE.ME AND MY DOG READ THESE TOGETHER. I THINK HE LOVED LOVED LOVED THEM

    SueLong
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but would be funnier if you cleaned up the language. The postman one was very funny - and it didn't need cursing to be so.

    PamMoorhouseWhite
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this have me howling with laughter...I cant wait until the next ones. Thanks these make my day!!!

    PatriciaMcLaughlin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely loved these but how come you're texting my dog?

    BiancaMack
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAKE MORE! THEY ARE SO FUNNY! I LOVE THEM! MOSTLY THE ONE THAT SAYS I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER!! HAHAHA LOVE THEM PLEASE MAKE MORE!

    CindyBaldwin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OWNER BEFORE BONER.....omg I am crying!!!!

    DebbiePalmer
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too, too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Debbie Evans
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as the mad dog lady I have to say I love these x

    DeenaPetrick
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote these needs knighted & given a raise!

    Kriszti Paszti
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hysterical! I fell off my seat laughing

    JonathanHudson
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely hilarious....you have a great talent

    ZamantshaliMtshali
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still wiping off my tears. Stomach hard as a rock from all the laughter. I want one of these dogs!

    XdArmando
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so , who did this is a legend . funniest guy I ever saw until now =]]]]]

    ChadThomas
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add text from dog on facebook

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so hilarious,these texts are what my 2 dogs would send to me!

    Susanne Mulholland
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. When did you start interviewing my dogs

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing, i need more

    Anna Pálmai
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing :D made my day :3

    Patricia McLaughlin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely loved these but why are you texting with my dog?

    CharlieSlusher
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my dog could text Dog These are stupid Why my dog Humans r r******d

    OdessaSmith
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More please. I need more. I've read these on three different occasions and laughed my a*s off, and so have all my friends. Please, make more

    ChristineDowney
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    awesome, whoever did these is very talented

    trollingergirl
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You beat me to it. Kind of. You wrote that 8 years ago. It is still funny. It is still hilarious.

    Load More Replies...
    CharleneStafford
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these!! Both the dogs and cats!! LOL

    Noah Hand
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more now i can't stop laughing

    Richard
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Loving the personality of the dog. Thinking about what breed he might be...

    Linda Douglas
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loved them! I literally laughed till I cried! Please.write more!!!

    RobinBorton
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg these are great, better than the auto correct ones

    MarkHeath
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank god my dog can't text. I hate to think what she'd be sending!!!! I love these....

    CarinSweerman
    Community Member
    10 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are flippin' great; I hear my own four-legged boy saying some of these lol Yes, more please!

    NickyTaylor
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Totally hilarious! We all read and laugh, laugh, laugh! Thanks

    BobbyKincannon
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was great. Should make them for everyday!!!!

    MichaelWiley
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are AWESOME!!!!! I agree NEED MORE!!!!

    KatieBailey
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAKE MORE PLEASE.ME AND MY DOG READ THESE TOGETHER. I THINK HE LOVED LOVED LOVED THEM

    SueLong
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny, but would be funnier if you cleaned up the language. The postman one was very funny - and it didn't need cursing to be so.

    PamMoorhouseWhite
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this have me howling with laughter...I cant wait until the next ones. Thanks these make my day!!!

    PatriciaMcLaughlin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely loved these but how come you're texting my dog?

    BiancaMack
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MAKE MORE! THEY ARE SO FUNNY! I LOVE THEM! MOSTLY THE ONE THAT SAYS I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER!! HAHAHA LOVE THEM PLEASE MAKE MORE!

    CindyBaldwin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OWNER BEFORE BONER.....omg I am crying!!!!

    DebbiePalmer
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Too, too funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Debbie Evans
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as the mad dog lady I have to say I love these x

    DeenaPetrick
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever wrote these needs knighted & given a raise!

    Kriszti Paszti
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hysterical! I fell off my seat laughing

    JonathanHudson
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely hilarious....you have a great talent

    ZamantshaliMtshali
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still wiping off my tears. Stomach hard as a rock from all the laughter. I want one of these dogs!

    XdArmando
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok so , who did this is a legend . funniest guy I ever saw until now =]]]]]

    ChadThomas
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Add text from dog on facebook

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is so hilarious,these texts are what my 2 dogs would send to me!

    Susanne Mulholland
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brilliant. When did you start interviewing my dogs

    Phoenix
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is amazing, i need more

    Anna Pálmai
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stop laughing :D made my day :3

    Patricia McLaughlin
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    absolutely loved these but why are you texting with my dog?

    CharlieSlusher
    Community Member
    11 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If my dog could text Dog These are stupid Why my dog Humans r r******d

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