If you’ve been with us for a while, I take it sarcasm—or maybe more specifically sarcastic memes—is likely running through your veins at this point. Well, your sarcastic blood cell count will go up once you’re done with this listicle.
There’s an Instagram page out there called Tastes Like Sarcasm that’s all about those chucklesome sarcastic memes. And no, there is no such thing as too much sarcasm—if anything, there is never enough sarcasm in our daily lives, so have at it!
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The pronouns tho xD (I was referring to the "tired" btw not the they/them)
Hey some of us had it rough in our younger years of school, i admit im one of them, i ask my boyfriend if he can explain himself or repeat himself sometimes
If anyone finds out, please share. I'd be happy to pretend to be gay for a while. I would even share the money with the son :)
Unless you have a Boston terrier with a cold. (Ok so I spent the night on the sofa with the little ratbag on my lap but that was only because it seemed to calm him, not because I am a soppy)
And less back pain, those lucky A cups. Somehow I'm small framed with big boobs, and it is not fun.
Somebody crossed me, and then he got shot in the eye. But not by me. Another crossed me and almost got struck by a falling tree. Again, not by me.
I used to nap until 9pm, makeup, friends, and music until 11, then go to The Rocky Horror Picture Show at midnight. At 2am we’d continue with more wild fun and/or drinking. How I made it to work Sunday morning at 8am perfectly fine, I don’t know. Those were the nights. 👄
And they have to play country music during the sad hour. "My wife done left me, and my dog done died...."
No not my parents, but the grade school principal who used to lock me in a closet... Yeah that might have something to do with it.
The brain interprets emotional threat the same way as physical threat so sadly it tracks. Wish it would stop doing that.
Makes me think of that movie "I Am Not a Serial Killer", where the protagonist very pleasantly informs the school bully that "every time I really want to kill someone, I'm extra nice to them". (Great movie, by the way.)
Last time I raised my voice at a woman, it was to beg her to stop hitting me. My last GF was a real piece of work.
I'll see your narcissistic boy, and raise with a badly medicated bipolar dating a spectacularly medicated depressive with anxiety. Our neuroses feed off each other.
I had one prospective landlord that wanted to rent me an apartment. He said that he would sometimes come stay at the apartment with me (not a snowball chance in you know where), then he said if I wanted, he could share the bed, generous of him! 😂 and if I had any pain medicine, he’d be nice enough to lower the rent if I shared it with him. Good luck finding someone to rent from you! 😂 I couldn’t believe he thought he’d find a legitimate renter with those requirements. I was trying so hard not to hurl and laugh at the same time. 🤢 Creepy guy.
Oh that's good though, because you just say "it's just me having a moment" and he cuddles you with your snotty nose until you subside.
The Wine and Eggs diet: You won't lose weight, but because of the wine you won't care!
Wow. Some of these comments are really up in arms about what a fictional character could have done
After she won the bonus for Best Teacher by seducing the state exam coordinator, stealing the question and answer papers and giving all the answers to her students ahead of time, of course! (Not that I like the movie Bad Teacher or anything.)
Ehh who wants to have gone through that much stress before they die. Trust me, it sucks. Why not enjoy a good book instead. And find you a nice person who loves you and is kind and makes great dinners. Highly recommended. 5 stars. I tried both, I'd know.
Is this some sort of horrifying double entendre I'd rather not know? Cause if it is, don't tell me, I'd rather not know.
Well done, Bored Panda. You've reached your daily quota of man-hating posts and memes.
Well done, Bored Panda. You've reached your daily quota of man-hating posts and memes.
