50 Funny Posts And Memes From People Who’ve Found “The One”

I've seen this before, but I really, really like it!

I hope you never lose that feeling

This is the truest depiction of real-life enduring love I have ever seen.

PERFECT!

As a drinker myself I think this is so sweet.

That's so cute.

Wow! That's a wonderful thing you've got there.

LOL, sometimes it just takes a little nudge in the right direction.

But please please please teach them that when a woman (not mom or mother relative m ffs) cuddles them, it’s not always sexual. Sometimes it’s just cuddling for the sake of cuddling, and nothing else. Teach them not to get creepy like that, OK?

Awesome!

Laughing soooo hard over his post.

Normally when my wife hugs me she's trying to steal my wallet

Marry her right away!

My husband does so much for me. I have a 45 minute commute to and from work each day . He runs our insurance agency from his office about 3 minutes away . He makes sure every night when I walk through the door I have a hot dinner waiting. I don't even care if its hamburger helper he does the laundry and the grocery shopping . I feel like my husband is beyond King status I don't know how I got so lucky .

My Wife! God I love her!

Still a caveat to this. Remember that abusers are the world’s greatest actors, and can still fool you, no matter how you try to protect yourself from being roped into someone’s lies. Been there, got fooled—-and I have always been a huge Doubting Thomas about everything and everyone, and tested the guy. He still had me fooled. He was obviously in for the long con with me. Just be careful, nd always make sure you have a devoted group of people as your support network.

This was one of the reasons my marriage failed. My (now-ex) husband would never touch me unless he wanted s*x. And he wanted it immediately, so it would be only when we were already in bed. But I have some health conditions that give me a low libido; I need time to get physically excited.

Funny Boy, the battle will be legendary

I tend to just wander around the store until I find my wife. I have been known to tell people that my wife is the one who is lost.

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If that's your thing. My personality is quiet and reserved, so my "best thing ever" would be someone who could just sit in silence with me.

My grandpa had sleep apnea from an accident as a teenager. This was before the c-pap machines, so my grandma used to say she couldn't sleep without his snoring because it meant he was breathing.

This kind of reminds me of 50 first dates

Passing messages for the resistance.

Nice.

That's so sweet I think it gave me a cavity--and I mean this in a good way.

Now THIS is going above and beyond the call of duty.

Reminds me of the book with a page that said "You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese"

Very true. Nothing else actually matters.

My daughter and a 'chocolate young man' were sweet on each other. We were at one of her BB games and a former friend asked.."so what do you think?".."about what?"..'M-- and Q---"".."ummm, they like each other?".."but he's black!"..."HE IS??? Huh..didn't notice, now if he was his playah brother, there would be an issue".

Snorted Vodka once again.

Probably the only movie that made me tear up.

This is literally me and my husband.

Alive and breathing Baby!

That ain’t dumb s**t, that’s working out the internal structure and the manufacturing processes required. Wanna know how folk know random approaches to random situations? They think about unrelated ‘dumb s**t’ and when a weird situation crops up that doesn’t have an immediate or obvious answer they think it through, they have adaptable thought processes. You want them on your team. Dumb s**t? Pfff.

This freakin' c*****d me up!

Dude, at least lift the faceplate!

What? I would do that. Come to think of it, I have.

Awesome! I have the same birthdate, only 50 years earlier.

Someone who doesn’t need to be with me, but WANTS to be with me.

Mine reaches out in his sleep to find me if we aren't touching in some way.

Just drive with them for any amount of time, especially if it’s your car and they’re just the passenger. If they don’t become the classic backseat (or side seat) driver, then they’re a real keeper. If they bug TF out of you and you want to pull over to tie them up, duct tape their mouth, and throw them in the trunk, then it ain’t gonna last.

That's how I feel about my kiddos. It doesn't matter that it's not interesting to me, but they get all excited, so I listen and try to come up with questions about it so they know I'm listening.

Well, sorta, maybe, O.K. dammit Yes!

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That's why you always ask, "Do you want to vent or do you want to explore possible solutions?" before you jump in.

🙂

It won’t always be exactly a perfect 50-50, but it’ll pretty much average out to that.

Men, take note. All that tough, aloof, “alpha male”, incel, red pill horseshit is just that, horseshit. It does not really impress women at all. In fact, it pretty much turns us completely off. But it is 100% guaranteed to impress other MEN, and only other men. So yeah sure, keep it up. Just be sure to clean your favorite sock once in a while. You know, the one you keep under your mattress.

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Don"t leave....

Me too...

He's either really in love with you, or he's a misogynistic a**hole.

Damm right we do

Noted

This is nice. Usually my wife just sighs.

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That's EXACTLY how it is! ❤️

this is called "jetpacking" <3

My partner’s son is 13 and has grown up with a particularly boisterous half brother, their lives revolve around wrestling and generally taunting each other. He’s just realised girls are a thing and one in particular has taken a shine to him. He’s all at sea bless ‘im, don’t girls want to wrestle or work on the den out in the woods at the back of the house? Well some do but they also enjoy walking the dog or playing in the field in the sunshine, things that are a bit less fighty! He’ll get there, I just hope she’s patient with him 😂

Relatable

The perfect couple lowkey kinda cute 🥰

Hey girls. This is an FYI-Announcement: We looooove your bodies!!! We really do! If he doesn't: F*ck him! You're welcome. 😇

A chubby tummy just means more snuggle room!

You'd be even beautifuler if I could have a bite