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In many contexts, details and specificity are good. For example, I don’t want McDonald’s to mess up my burger order since I want to enjoy my rare guilty pleasure. But too much specificity can sometimes become suspicious, like when someone’s excuse sounds just too rehearsed and detailed or when someone denies doing something bad way too fervently.
There is a subreddit that collects online posts that are just a tad too specific — “Suspiciously Specific.” Sometimes, folks just give too many unnecessary details. Other times, their attempts to look innocent backfire spectacularly due to excessive insistence and denial. If the “Don’t be suspicious” meme from Parks and Rec could be a subreddit, it would most definitely be this one.
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Yep
Gracelynn, Where Art Thou?
Decades later, I remain slightly amused by the fact that some of the Evangelical girls in my school during the "designer jeans" era got around the fact that their parents made them wear dresses by simply wearing jeans *under* their dresses. As far as I know this was a very localized rebellion, but it did go on for a couple of years.
Can’t Remember Where I Found It
I Feel The Anger Through The Screen
21st Century Surnames
Could It Be Mobile Autistic Doom Pile
That's The Cheesiest Idea I've Ever Heard
It's Always The Wedding
Facts Though
Been Spendin' Most Their Lives Livin' In A Wolfgangsta's Paradise
That'd Be Great
What Did The Frog Do?
Why people buy these homes is beyond me. Did any of them read the HOA rules before buying the house?
Nicknames
Most?
No one. But the squirrels are apparently occasionally biting people WITH their ásses XD
Load More Replies...One of my favorite quotes I saw some where. "Cigarettes and Squirrels are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire."
114 Is A Lot Of Cats, For Sure
That depends if the Scots are in their natural state or sober.
Let Her Cook
Neither of my grandmothers could cook (edible food). They seemed to be baffled by the concept of flavoring food with salt, pepper, or any spices.
Highly Recommend 10/10
Definitely Lost It
I could do it, I think 🤔. Then I'd throw a huge party for all of my fellow Bored Pandas!
Would
Slipped Into A Comma
I Dig His Style
Ramifications
Life Advice
Til
Conversion, Software Version 7.0
That Would Brighten My Day
Humans are bioluminescent. We just don’t have right kind of vision to see it.
All Work And No Play Makes Sauron A Bored-Dûr Boy
For those that don't know (or care), the inscription on the "One Ring (TM)" reads: "Property of Sauron. If found please do not allow Hobbitses to wears it. Do not dispose of this ring in the fires of Mt. Doom. For a 7-day free trial please contact Saruman the White. T's & C's apply. Not suitable for elves, dwarves, or hot dudes named Aragorn. Sean Bean will d*e in this movie, too."
Pee Was Never An Option
Roosters Are The Best
Does Your Town Have A Horseback Jesus?
We had a guy in Chattanooga. He rode his bike around to different restaurants/bars downtown selling flowers to guys out on dates. Dressed, shall we say, flamboyantly. As near as I can guess, he made out well. Flower Guy passed a few years back.
The First Rule Of Waffle House Is
Absolute Cinema
Iaponicum Ius Et Cladivolutio
No Questions Ok!
My, My, Here Come The Fuzz!
Sure, that is what "Big Copper" wants you to believe, do not be fooled.
Who Says It Isn’t
No, quicksand would be the “when”. I figured I’d be skewered by a porcupine long before I was ever sprayed by a skunk, but somewhere in my neighborhood, quicksand was out there, just waiting for me to blunder into it.
Holy Cow!
Sweet Lemonade, Sweet Sweet Lemonade
Still, Could Be Worse
Huh?
An Encounter I Just Had
🤚✋🤚✋🤚✋
So we got a cat instead and now we panic at random times because the house is suddenly too quiet.
Schools Did This?
If in Australia, the man was Ram Chandra and the snakes were taipans. Credentials being a lifetime of milking venomous reptiles. No-one has died of a taipan bite since.
Love Is Blind
AI AI Captain!
What the heck. It's less than a day since I first came across APA 7th edition.
10 Years
Some of her bully classmates even made a facebook group called "Stephanie Germanotta, you'll never be famous". I wonder how they feel about it now.
I Dieded I Guess
I survived. But I am still magnetic and stuck to the fridge.
Suspiciously Specific AI Image Request
Except we all also know that even if it was perfected it would never be used like that or in anyway the betterment of humankind.
Other People’s Problems
Roundabout Dilemma
If you're 'turning left' going looping several times in a Roundabout, you're going to have a very bad day - or you just might be an American.
A Strange Submission To A Tumblr Poll Blog
Alles Müller, Oder Was?
Can't wait for the American version of the Nuremberg trials to begin.
