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Badass Cat Proves He’s The True Owner Of This Supermarket In London
Badass Cat Proves He’s The True Owner Of This Supermarket In London
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Cats go where they want and do what they want. In the case of one kitty in London, it means going to a supermarket. This cat was first spotted in November while parading around in Sainsbury’s in Brockley. Later on identified as Olly Oliver, this six-year-old had been removed from the premises by store security. But seeing how cats have no fear of laws of man or God (and they’re highly suspicious of this “physics” thing), he’s at it again.

So Oliver is stalking the shelves again and judging Londoners on their shopping. He’s quite famous among the locals, but Sainsbury’s management isn’t trying to capitalize off this free publicity. A store spokesperson said “He lives in the house next door and he’s in here every day, all the time. He’s not allowed to be here, the staff like him, but he is a health and safety risk.” I, for one, wish that more stores had regular cat visitors.

(h/t: metro)

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    “The cat has come back to Brockley Sainsbury’s” – tweeted one of the shoppers

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    And he’s judging your shopping!

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    “Security tried to remove him. He sauntered straight back in”

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    Sir, what are you buying? Calories?

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    “He’s in here every day, all the time,” – said the store spokesman

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    “He’s not allowed to be here, the staff like him, but he is a health and safety risk”

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    “The cat lives close to shop, 6 years old, had him since he was 6 weeks old, name is Olly Oliver & he has a blue brother,” explained the owner of the cat

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    AnnaMcHugh
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    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a health and safety risk to cuteness! Get rid of the cuteness immediately and buy more calorie-laden TV dinners for your lonely, cat-less life. Olly will judge your shopping and find you unworthy.

    TracySparks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is worse? The many rats and mice that Olly Oliver would not slay if banned from the store? or Olly Oliver? I vote OO is preventing disease and destruction!

    RonMoger
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shops don't have rats, or else they get shut down.

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    QuentinThwaites
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    health and safety risk? too politically correct. some of the shoppers probably pose more of a health and safety risk. (how many come in with colds?) let the moggie stay!

    RobertMiles
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My orange cat followed me (unbeknownst) down the street and into a cafe. One of the staff says, "Does this cat belong to anyone?" and there he was, wandering beneath the tables checking everyone out. There was a sudden zap in my brain as i realized it was mine! "We can't have him here, he's a health risk." I glanced around at all the friendly gay men, each with their tiny dogs, in on their Sunday morning walk/social, sighed, and took him outside. I just don't get it.

    JoAnneKlein
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a marmalade! He loves company. All marmalades do. You people should feel special as he's picked YOUR store to "protect" from rats, mice, even moths... Further, one can NOT negotiate with a cat. If he loves your store, that's where he will be. Feel blessed. Cats are very discriminatory. Since he's picked your store, that store must very special.

    NancyThurlow
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the large Tesco stores in the UK and local to my home often has small garden birds flying around inside, I would say that was more unhygienic because they poop anywhere and at anytime. Plus there's often a distinct 'dead mouse' smell in the store so I'd be all for a cat in a store

    AlexAkande
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a boss. Keeping an eye on the lasagne's lol

    DariaB
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's not a stray cat, then I too believe he's clean enough not to pose any health threats, but some people are allergic to cat fur. Cute none the less.

    WilliPatterson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he be a health risk? If he is then his owner is at risk..its all nonsense. He will most certainly keep the rodents at bay with an expression like that...

    nakkiewildvangst
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    risk to what?????? to steal our hearts? he's already done that :) ...i'd come to this shop just for Olly

    TamaraHeikalo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With what we bring in on our shoes, well, the fastidiousness of a cat puts cats above our own levels of cleanliness.

    CherylFontaine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health and safety risk? Not so....I would rather shop at a grocery store with a feline presence (or canine for that matter) than a grocery store with uptight management. The cat is no more of a risk than many of the people skulking around the shelves.

    ToddRainer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's cleaner than most of the brats you let into the store...health and safety my butt.

    OliviaSchaff
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health and Safety risk? He's probably cleaner than most humans...

    RossieGocheva
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you have a cat now...might as well pay him a salary and make him a team member...with proper training he won't be a health risk. XD

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be Dolly Downer here, but while this is an adorable story about a very determined cat, the fact is, he does have a home. Maybe the owners should consider keeping him IN his home. It is extremely dangerous for pets to wander outside on their own. Along with the risk of cars, fights with other animals, and - in Olly's case anyway - getting locked in somewhere they can't get out of... there's the fleas, parasites, diseases, injuries that get infected, etc. People - if you love your animals, then keep them inside unless they are on a leash!!

    Kitty Carroll
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww - our store needs a cat. We have quite a few birds in it that come in from outside.

    AlexandraMcCulloch
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local tesco also has a cat. She's called Sadie and would wander back in after being chased out. She can usually be found by the cat food.

    Leona Firewolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think more stores should have mascots!

    Adnan Adfaddi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll click on some more links while I'm here

    Peter Hinchliffe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking out peoples Puurchases, could give them paws for thought.

    Peter Hinchliffe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking out people's puurrchases could give them paws for thought.

    KanishkaRajawansha
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shop Owners can turn the whole cat scene into a crowd attraction rather than blaming the cat... No one can blame the cats for living their lives to the fullest!

    captaingrumpy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lovely cat , should keep the mice down.

    EllyEssenberg
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A health risk? Everything is wrapped. One of my cats puts a paw in my food, but I don't mind.

    JennBates
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the children's book by Lisa Peters, "Frankie works the night shift". Olly obviously works the day shift as well.

    Tarun
    Community Member
    9 years ago

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    Judge me? I would throw a box of twinkles at him

    AnnaMcHugh
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a health and safety risk to cuteness! Get rid of the cuteness immediately and buy more calorie-laden TV dinners for your lonely, cat-less life. Olly will judge your shopping and find you unworthy.

    TracySparks
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    which is worse? The many rats and mice that Olly Oliver would not slay if banned from the store? or Olly Oliver? I vote OO is preventing disease and destruction!

    RonMoger
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shops don't have rats, or else they get shut down.

    Load More Replies...
    QuentinThwaites
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    health and safety risk? too politically correct. some of the shoppers probably pose more of a health and safety risk. (how many come in with colds?) let the moggie stay!

    RobertMiles
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My orange cat followed me (unbeknownst) down the street and into a cafe. One of the staff says, "Does this cat belong to anyone?" and there he was, wandering beneath the tables checking everyone out. There was a sudden zap in my brain as i realized it was mine! "We can't have him here, he's a health risk." I glanced around at all the friendly gay men, each with their tiny dogs, in on their Sunday morning walk/social, sighed, and took him outside. I just don't get it.

    JoAnneKlein
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's a marmalade! He loves company. All marmalades do. You people should feel special as he's picked YOUR store to "protect" from rats, mice, even moths... Further, one can NOT negotiate with a cat. If he loves your store, that's where he will be. Feel blessed. Cats are very discriminatory. Since he's picked your store, that store must very special.

    NancyThurlow
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the large Tesco stores in the UK and local to my home often has small garden birds flying around inside, I would say that was more unhygienic because they poop anywhere and at anytime. Plus there's often a distinct 'dead mouse' smell in the store so I'd be all for a cat in a store

    AlexAkande
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What a boss. Keeping an eye on the lasagne's lol

    DariaB
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If he's not a stray cat, then I too believe he's clean enough not to pose any health threats, but some people are allergic to cat fur. Cute none the less.

    WilliPatterson
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can he be a health risk? If he is then his owner is at risk..its all nonsense. He will most certainly keep the rodents at bay with an expression like that...

    nakkiewildvangst
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    risk to what?????? to steal our hearts? he's already done that :) ...i'd come to this shop just for Olly

    TamaraHeikalo
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With what we bring in on our shoes, well, the fastidiousness of a cat puts cats above our own levels of cleanliness.

    CherylFontaine
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health and safety risk? Not so....I would rather shop at a grocery store with a feline presence (or canine for that matter) than a grocery store with uptight management. The cat is no more of a risk than many of the people skulking around the shelves.

    ToddRainer
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cat's cleaner than most of the brats you let into the store...health and safety my butt.

    OliviaSchaff
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Health and Safety risk? He's probably cleaner than most humans...

    RossieGocheva
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you have a cat now...might as well pay him a salary and make him a team member...with proper training he won't be a health risk. XD

    Maureen Mower
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to be Dolly Downer here, but while this is an adorable story about a very determined cat, the fact is, he does have a home. Maybe the owners should consider keeping him IN his home. It is extremely dangerous for pets to wander outside on their own. Along with the risk of cars, fights with other animals, and - in Olly's case anyway - getting locked in somewhere they can't get out of... there's the fleas, parasites, diseases, injuries that get infected, etc. People - if you love your animals, then keep them inside unless they are on a leash!!

    Kitty Carroll
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww - our store needs a cat. We have quite a few birds in it that come in from outside.

    AlexandraMcCulloch
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local tesco also has a cat. She's called Sadie and would wander back in after being chased out. She can usually be found by the cat food.

    Leona Firewolf
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think more stores should have mascots!

    Adnan Adfaddi
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I'll click on some more links while I'm here

    Peter Hinchliffe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking out peoples Puurchases, could give them paws for thought.

    Peter Hinchliffe
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Checking out people's puurrchases could give them paws for thought.

    KanishkaRajawansha
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shop Owners can turn the whole cat scene into a crowd attraction rather than blaming the cat... No one can blame the cats for living their lives to the fullest!

    captaingrumpy
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A lovely cat , should keep the mice down.

    EllyEssenberg
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A health risk? Everything is wrapped. One of my cats puts a paw in my food, but I don't mind.

    JennBates
    Community Member
    9 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the children's book by Lisa Peters, "Frankie works the night shift". Olly obviously works the day shift as well.

    Tarun
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Judge me? I would throw a box of twinkles at him

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