The Internet has brought us a lot of things… Funny memes, cute cats, beautiful photos, interesting facts, news, and the realization that we just might be living in the age of stupid. For every enlightening post out there, there seems to be at least one other that proves the population is getting dumber by the day.
Remember the 2006 movie Idiocracy? It was meant to be a satirical film critiquing modern society's anti-intellectualism and consumerism. Back then, it humorously depicted a future dominated by morons. Plot twist: it might not have been so fictitious after all.
There’s an entire online community aptly called Idiocracy. The page is dedicated to documenting the evolution of modern society as predicted by the film. Bored Panda has put together some of their best posts for you to scroll through while you ponder whether it’s possible for people to get even more stupid.
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Incredible Foresight By Carl Sagan, And Terrifying
Hadn't Really Thought Of It, But Yeah
I had a dream once where there was this evil substance (a kind of black creeping slime) that was slowly covering the entire world and would wipe everyone out if it did. It was successfully contained and locked away in a vault. Whereupon a bunch of idiots went and opened the vault and started smearing it all over themselves and also drinking it, claiming it would have all kinds of benefits. Unfortunately I woke up before they all presumably died screaming.
Curing Pancreatic Cancer Is Pompous
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Is It True?
Breaking News
Thats A Bold Strategy Cotton
I really hope this stupid, stupid person doesn't get to pass on her stupid genes.
Imagine Being An Adult And You Get Schooled By Crayola
Reading Is So 2025
Do Your Part!
It’s Terminal Y’all
I've heard a theory that we're no longer living in capitalism and it's transitioning into something even worse, some call it "digital feudalism"
A New Dark Ages
I've finished 45 books this year. I read 100 books last year. A lot of nonfiction included. Everyone should get to brag once in a while.
If One Company Is Taking Over, It Could Be Worse. Welcome To Costco, I Love You
What In The Wide World Of Idiocracy Gave Them That Idea
Collecting Sun Light
Reminds me of that eye doctor who told people they should rinse their eyes with boiled water. At some point, he had to phrase it like "Look into my eyes and listen carefully. 'Rinse with boiled water' means you boil the water and LET IT COOL DOWN."
Go Away
Carl Sagan
Why Didn't It Turn Out? 1 Star!
"And I switched the soy sauce for Pepsi cola, why is it tasting horrible!?"
Wow
God forbid a school of all settings do something as radical as teaching kids how to read analogue clocks. That's just silly.
I Don't Like Money
Made In The USA
I don't remember much from studying Japanese history in high school (early 80s). One fact I do recall was how Japan, after WWII, expanding their manufacturing by exporting to other countries. To assist in this, they named a town Usa, so Made in Usa would be printed on the goods manufactured there.
NYC Mayoral Candidates Have Absolutely No Idea How Much Housing In The City Costs
This Hurts My Head
Your Lips Are Too Big
Just A Reminder
We Still Have 4 Days Left
"Your Honor... Just Look At Him"
Morons don't count as a marginalised group. The feckers are running the White House, for one thing.
God Safe Us
Prime It's What Firefighters Crave
Those Are There To Protect Your Eyes
Title
Settlement
I don't know about the USA but here in the UK such a ridiculous legal claim would never even reach court. If you can reasonably foresee that something is going to cause you injury but you still do it anyway, you cannot sue for getting injured, especially if you do not take reasonable steps to mitigate the risk.
Don't Send Me Through The Gay Beam Machine
Yup, We Are Very Much Ahead Of Schedule
Welcome To Sf, I Love You
I always thought it was unfair to release mugshots before a person was convicted. I mean if they were falsely arrested but a mugshot is out there on the internet their life is going to be next to ruined anyway. Maybe mugshots everywhere was fine when it was in a daily newspaper in a small town where everyone knows Dave didn't do it and they'll forget it next week, but now that it is immortalized on the internet, I just don't think its ok.
Don’t Hire Kim Kardashian, Esq. If You Need A Qualified Costco-Educated Attorney
All Hail The Great Leader!
Louisnana’s Finest
I Like Money
Unpopular opinion but if we really want liberation and equality for women, we should support ALL their consensual decisions, including quitting school to make money through s3x work.
Comrade Is Confused
No, he is just suggesting the direction the US should go.
Please Only Come Into Our Hospital If You're In Good Health
It's No Carl's Jr
May 19th 2004, a C-17 Globemaster III delivering a mobile Burger King to Bagram Airbase in Afghanistan. The only incorrect part of this is "...under 24 hours." Not only Burger King but Taco Bell and other fast food companies are shipped to US troops overseas.
Today’s Poll At The Chick-Fil-A Drive Through
I mean, it is Chick-fil-A. When you're the favourite takeout restaurant for fundamentalist bigots, this is what you get - if anything, I'm surprised "real" is ahead at all.
Mcdonald’s New “Play Place” For Children. Two Screens/Two Chairs
Straight From The Sequel
The Birth Of Idiocracy
Anybody Remember When These 2 Forces Collided?
Don't Forget To Subscribe. We Love You
Costco CEO Doubles Down On Being A “Glizzy Gobbler”
Rapper Expecting Babies With 5 Different Women
Only 23% Of Surveyed Americans Were Able To Locate Iran On A Map
Yah, I Went To Law School Here
It's Got What Plants Crave, It's Got Petroleum
I didn't need another reason not to buy US produce, but I'll take it.
Make Sure To Update The Software In Your Grill!
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Welcome To Target. I Love You
Unless they are smiling about lowered prices, I don't think it'll help.
Welcome To Costco
Sorry, what is happening here? Are Costco giving away everything for free or what?
I Like Money
And It Even Came True
The Computers Will Think So We Don't Have To
Intelligence/brains is/are the only thing that is justly distributed among us, as every person believes they have more than their neighbors.
Selling Trash
What?
I mean, we've had smokeless coal for years, shouldn't we have smokeless bòmbs and missiles by now?
The Years Passed. Mankind Became Stupider At A Frightening Rate
Every Word In This Sentence Gets Progressively Worse As It Goes Along
Feeling pretty good about myself right now because I haven't got the faintest idea who the hell that even is. Nobody enlighten me.
You're Even Smarter Than President Camacho
Brought To You By Morons Breeding
Buy One, Feed 6...that's How It Works Right?
The Dumbing Down Continues
Amazon's New Fulfillment Center In Mexico
Brought To You By Carl's Jr
This
This Is Lowkey Of Getting Scary, Guys
Yeah, you use AI to do grocery shopping and end up like that Indian man who mistakenly ordered a full lorry truck of rice (look it up, it's HILARIOUS)
Right Where This Belongs
Struggling with left and right is common in some forms of neurodivergence, as well as in people with Alzheimer's. It affects about 15% of the population (yes, including me!). It's nothing to do with intelligence, or lack of. If she prefers little tattoos to the 'holding out your thumbs' thing, which is pretty obvious and inspires the sort of mockery seen in some comments here, good for her.
Drones Over Us
Genuinely How Is This Possible?
Halloween 2024
The third time already. Are they high-ranking in the "Who is who of Who is that?" or something?
It's Happening Guys, Get Ready
Again, not as stupid as it seems. Isotonic and hypotonic drinks are formulated to improve fluid absorption, so they do hydrate you quicker than plain water. The osmolarity of drinking water is not the same as natural bodily fluids, which are more saline. Isotonic and hypotonic drinks contain salts and other solutes that makes their osmolarity the same or lower than bodily fluids, which means they are absorbed faster and hydrate better than plain water.
The Pinnacle Of The Culture Today
We Truly Live In A Country
Has she been on the radar at all in the past couple years?
Load More Replies...I can feel my brain slipping out through my nostrils after reading this.
Has she been on the radar at all in the past couple years?
Load More Replies...I can feel my brain slipping out through my nostrils after reading this.
