64 Times The English Language Was Absolutely Butchered Online

To me, it looks more like the art of famous earless Dutch artist Jean-Claude Van Damme.

I like this one

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"It's spelled wrong!" "It's fixed now boss; I added the apostrophe."

Ramen 🙏

They would be making a killer profit if they do that.

Reminds me of an Estonian joke. About Estonians. An Estonian man goes to the receptionist of their hotel and says: "To ti to te ti to!" The receptionist is left in confused silence... The Estonian yells "To ti to te ti to!!" quite upset already. The receptionist is about to call the police on the lunatic, but then their more experienced colleague walks in and says: "No worries, I know what he wants!" and to the Estonian: "Ok, two teas to twenty-two, right away sir."

Rotisserie is the best kind of history

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I call it Farmer John

This is even with the giant yellow sign right behind them, spelling it correctly

I choose to believe this signs means exactly what it says and it's had to be put there for a reason

We thrust you that it will open soon.

Yeah, they misspelled incontinence

It is great at math though.

Ooh, can we now call him Nigel Froj?

If that;s real, which I think it isn't, I'd hand it back and insist they do it right.

Australian accent maybe.

Must be the local strip club

Add 9 cups of petroleum, one cup ethanol, a dash of anti-corrosives. Stir and let sit and room temperature for 10 minutes and "Wallah".

Scampi camping

I think the compliment rubbed her the wrong way.

I believe they need a vehicle with red and blue lamps, actually. Or red and white, depending on location. Amber is typically for things like tow trucks and snow plows, which probably won't be much help.

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Keep that chup. Ketchup.

Very close. Quesadilla

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Apparently there' a wonton-like dish known as Crab Rangoon.

Je ne sais pas what they are getting at with "white women of color," let alone the Old Testament gourds.

Yeah, they don't want to be known

“In the grand scheme of things” is my best guess

Ranibow sprimkle is a personal favorite

The other guy must have been in the G.W. Bush rhythm.

Makes sense.

I assume that's Rantch Saws?

or she speaks Arabic?

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🎵🎶On a cloth untrue, with a twisted cue, and a lip tickle billiard balls🎶🎵

Makes more sense. Who wants dropped eaves?

domestic objects are ok to flush though

And put some sin amon on top.

that SOB Tumor Rick needs to be quarantined like Typhoid Mary before the cancer epidemic spreads

It works. There is no plague around any more.

Explain it to me like one of my legs is injured

Haggis?

I don't want any kind of soup that comes from the public toilets

We can't hold onlo our liquids.

Two doesn’ts don’t make a do.

Brave to be posting this!

Phonetically it is pretty good. Great work kid!

filet mignon?

Could be Halal Kebab in a food truck...

At least they weren’t hiding it. They were quite frank about it!

It’s an accurate sign. There are no trucks on that point.

"Pot calling the kettle black?" best guess

Yeah..get yer glow on.

Yeah, no. I will just have classic pastor used milk.

banch.

When did it start? At fore. Thank you and good night.

Currently everything is alight!🔥

80HP? Bro, do you need health potion?

Good advice not to French a horse

I'm gonna say English isn't their first language, and hey. It's mostly legible, so points.

Someone needs to bring the fun back to the UN.

might need surgery to stiffen those nodes up before you get an infection and need them