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7 Hilariously Inappropriate Comics About A Slutty Witch
7 Hilariously Inappropriate Comics About A Slutty Witch
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7 Hilariously Inappropriate Comics About A Slutty Witch

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The life of a witch isn’t easy. Of course, the struggles they currently face are no match for the challenges they had during the 15th-18th centuries. Yes, I’m talking about the witch purge that resulted in an estimated 35,000 to 100,000 executions. But still. Nowadays, dating or visiting the gynaecologist aren’t always the most pleasurable experiences either.

Elizabeth Pich & Jonathan Kunz, also known as the artistic duo War and Peas (previously here and here) have created a dark comic strip that illustrates “the adventures of a Slutty Witch,” and it will definitely make you feel guilty for laughing.

“The character was spooking around in our heads for a while,” Elizabeth and Jonathan told Bored Panda. “We’d been wanting a slutty, empowered female character for some time. ‘Slut’ and ‘witch’ are two words that have been reclaimed and redefined to represent aspects of feminity such as freedom and power. We liked that.”

“She definitely knows what she wants and takes no shit from anybody,” they added. “She’s also open-minded and a good friend. She reminds us of a lot of kick-ass women we know. Her only vice? Probably all the hot, distracting sex she’s having.”

“Halloween is the only night of the year that she can roam the streets incognito. She’ll definitely mix in with the common folks and party a little with her vampire boyfriend.”

Scroll down to enjoy the hilariously inappropriate stories and don’t forget to tell us your thoughts in the comments.

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    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Rokas Laurinavičius

    Author, Senior Writer

    Rokas is a writer at Bored Panda with a BA in Communication. After working for a sculptor, he fell in love with visual storytelling and enjoys covering everything from TV shows (any Sopranos fans out there?) to photography. Throughout his years in Bored Panda, over 300 million people have read the posts he's written, which is probably more than he could count to.

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "that was just my boyfriend"

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect women and their autonomy...LOL! Love this.

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome comics. Looks like a cool idea for a sequel to that tv show Sabrina or something...

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sabrina don't know would tune in to this though.

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    Enuya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretty like her idea for coping with catcalling. More black magic = less harassers. ;D

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the gyno: My reply would have been, "Oh never mind that just a bat in me belfry!

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vagines and bats.. way to go Bored panda!

    ptm45
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is hilarious! ....and I love this dark humor!

    Si
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s weird how it’s okay to call women, sluts in America.

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love them, really naughty but very funny. More please.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these, hope the artist makes more of them!

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, now this is more up my dark alley of the tremendously terrifying hassles of modern day life! just adore the old horror monster movie icons, as well as the mad evil scientists & geeks & ghouls!

    John Louis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI here is a list of female horror writers: Laurell K. Hamilton Toni Morrison - Beloved Anne Rice Shirley Jackson Gemma Files Tana French Annie Neugebauer Sarah Pinborough Ellen Datlow - who knows maybe they will incorporate some of the humor in these strips in their work!

    Emily Wilson
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    So.... she's a sweet little unforgettable truth telling yodeller?

    Patrick McKenna
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    A TMI gross strip. guess it's a millennial thing.

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed them to my Gen X aunt, she loved them, and me and my Gen Z sister, and my baby boomer great uncle. Maybe it's just a humor thing.

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "that was just my boyfriend"

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I respect women and their autonomy...LOL! Love this.

    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome comics. Looks like a cool idea for a sequel to that tv show Sabrina or something...

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    sabrina don't know would tune in to this though.

    Load More Replies...
    Enuya
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pretty like her idea for coping with catcalling. More black magic = less harassers. ;D

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At the gyno: My reply would have been, "Oh never mind that just a bat in me belfry!

    Curious Cat
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    vagines and bats.. way to go Bored panda!

    ptm45
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THIS is hilarious! ....and I love this dark humor!

    Si
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s weird how it’s okay to call women, sluts in America.

    Elizabeth Gardner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love them, really naughty but very funny. More please.

    Marie-Louise Chenois
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love these, hope the artist makes more of them!

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah, now this is more up my dark alley of the tremendously terrifying hassles of modern day life! just adore the old horror monster movie icons, as well as the mad evil scientists & geeks & ghouls!

    John Louis
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI here is a list of female horror writers: Laurell K. Hamilton Toni Morrison - Beloved Anne Rice Shirley Jackson Gemma Files Tana French Annie Neugebauer Sarah Pinborough Ellen Datlow - who knows maybe they will incorporate some of the humor in these strips in their work!

    Emily Wilson
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    So.... she's a sweet little unforgettable truth telling yodeller?

    Patrick McKenna
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    A TMI gross strip. guess it's a millennial thing.

    Alia G.
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Showed them to my Gen X aunt, she loved them, and me and my Gen Z sister, and my baby boomer great uncle. Maybe it's just a humor thing.

    Load More Replies...
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