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When it comes to fashion, we like to think we’ve got an eye for what works… and what doesn’t. You’ve got to put your confidence on first! Wear your clothes—don’t let them wear you! And, please, for the love of God, have a style-savvy friend you can turn to for an honest opinion about your outfits.

‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ is a wonderfully funny and magical corner of the internet that documents an interesting phenomenon: the utter absence of fashion sense. Members of the Facebook group gently poke fun at strange dress designs that really don’t work. 

Stroll (or is that scroll?) down the runway for some truly mind-boggling designs, Pandas! If these won’t make you say, ‘Oh, honey, no!’ nothing will. Which dresses did you think might haunt you in your nightmares? Were there any items of clothing that you actually liked? Tell us all about it in the comments. Just remember: it’s perfectly fine to critique the dress, but don’t ever make fun of the person wearing it!

In the mood for some more fashion disasters to chase away the blues? We’ve got you covered, Pandas! Check out Bored Panda's earlier features about ‘You can’t just slap some fabric together and call it a dress’ right over here: Part 1, Part 2, and Part 3. 

#1

Oh- Oh My

Oh- Oh My

Juné P. Tiamatakorn Report

Mona Stevenson
Community Member
3 years ago

What a waste of perfectly ugly fabric.

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    #2

    When Ur Creepy Uncle Tries To Tickle You At The Family Reunion

    When Ur Creepy Uncle Tries To Tickle You At The Family Reunion

    Sara Briner Report

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Reminds me of having to cut shoulder pads out of things in the '80s because I've always been broad shouldered, and additional padding looked ridiculous 😂

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    #3

    I Do Not Understand Fashion

    I Do Not Understand Fashion

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Don't worry, neither do the designers. :D

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    #4

    Sleeping Bag Inspired?

    Sleeping Bag Inspired?

    Skyy Noelle Report

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Reminds me more of braided rugs 🤔

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    #5

    This Is From Thom Brown’s Ready To Wear Collection. Did Mickey Mouse Get Drunk And Tried On Minnie’s Clothes Before Getting Into An Bar Fight?

    This Is From Thom Brown’s Ready To Wear Collection. Did Mickey Mouse Get Drunk And Tried On Minnie’s Clothes Before Getting Into An Bar Fight?

    Amber Sayre Report

    Jules -
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Now I wonder even more why they call it 'ready to wear. 🤔

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    #6

    Even The Designer Knew This Was Horrendous!

    Even The Designer Knew This Was Horrendous!

    Jay West Report

    Richard Coy
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    My gran had one of these for over a spare loo roll

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    #7

    Wow Could This Get Uglier?

    Wow Could This Get Uglier?

    Courtney Rene Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I was renovating my kitchen and ordered tiles... they were wrapped in something that looked exactly like this.

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    #8

    Looks Like A Shower Curtain

    Looks Like A Shower Curtain

    Nadia Altom Report

    Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    For some reason I really like this "dress" - it's pure "wtf is going on here"-vibes, it's chaos, it's awesome! That dress can probably unlock gates to parallel dimensions and will star in the next Dr. Strange film. Björk's swan dress is boring classic chic in comparison.

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    #9

    I Don’t Even Know What Is Going On But All This Can Be Yours For Only $1,590

    I Don’t Even Know What Is Going On But All This Can Be Yours For Only $1,590

    Whitney Whitney Report

    Adam Chang
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I goona give you a choice: you can either have pockets or a nice dress. You can't have both. (with the voice of Robert De Niro)

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    #10

    Why Have Just One Wedding Dress When You Can Combine Ten In A Hideous Mish-Mash?

    Why Have Just One Wedding Dress When You Can Combine Ten In A Hideous Mish-Mash?

    Kate London KA Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    the shoes are the worst part tbh

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    #11

    Is She Coming From A Wrestling Tournament That Took Place In The Mud?

    Is She Coming From A Wrestling Tournament That Took Place In The Mud?

    Valeria Volpe Report

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm always spilling something or other on my clothes. I'm going to start saying 'that's not coffee on my shirt it's fashion!'

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    #12

    Idk How They Can Call This A Dress…

    Idk How They Can Call This A Dress…

    At first glance I seriously thought this was a burp cloth or reusable menstrual pad

    Katie O'Neill , Beka GZ Report

    Deborah B
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Inspiration: two menstrual pads stuck to a barbie doll.

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    #13

    So Creative

    So Creative

    Nick Emuchay Report

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    They grow up so fast. Feel old yet ? :D garbage-63...cb61d0.jpg garbage-637358acb61d0.jpg

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    #14

    I Want This To Be Camp So Bad But It Just Hurts

    I Want This To Be Camp So Bad But It Just Hurts

    Hint Fashion Magazine Report

    MrsBaconator
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Aladdin called he wants his shoes back

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    #15

    So So Many Questions!

    So So Many Questions!

    Anna Phillips Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Airport security’s worst nightmare!! Haha!

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    #16

    I Absolutely Hate It

    I Absolutely Hate It

    Kara Wilson Report

    Jen Hart
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Are her hands holding the fabric over her boobs, or is it just sticking there somehow?

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    #17

    I Didn’t Cover The Face Bc It’s Lizzo. I Love Her But That Is A Bed Sheet

    I Didn’t Cover The Face Bc It’s Lizzo. I Love Her But That Is A Bed Sheet

    Lee Heisler Report

    Marette
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I was thinking how hard it would be for her to sit down, then I realised she probably has her own chair underneath all that.

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    #18

    For Those Growing Up In The 2000s, Can We All Take A Moment To Remember Harper Finkle From Wizards Of Waverly Place? What An Icon

    For Those Growing Up In The 2000s, Can We All Take A Moment To Remember Harper Finkle From Wizards Of Waverly Place? What An Icon

    Allie Marie Zayas Report

    whaaaaaaaaaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    THIS IS NOT BAD THIS IS CUTE

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    #19

    What In The Freshly Groomed Poodle Is This. (Ultra Famous So Haven’t Concealed Identity)

    What In The Freshly Groomed Poodle Is This. (Ultra Famous So Haven’t Concealed Identity)

    Romi Tollman Report

    Deborah Harris2
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's a toilet brush ... obviously ...

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    #20

    For A $1500, You Too Can Look Like Car Wash Brush

    For A $1500, You Too Can Look Like Car Wash Brush

    Meltem Çoban Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I remove dust from the upper part of my shelf with something like this but it's on a stick

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    #21

    For Sale On Shein. I'm Sure Everyone Will Run Right Out And Snag This Beauty

    For Sale On Shein. I'm Sure Everyone Will Run Right Out And Snag This Beauty

    Judi Curington Baker Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    those boob things look like weird shower sponge thingies?

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    #22

    Btw It's $1300

    Btw It's $1300

    Caitlyn Michelle Dennison Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I'm old enough to remember carbon copy paper looking exactly like this

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    #23

    Ugh The Tiktokers Are At It Again Not Censoring Their Face B/C They’re Verified On Tiktok

    Ugh The Tiktokers Are At It Again Not Censoring Their Face B/C They’re Verified On Tiktok

    Breanna Lawther Report

    General Anaesthesia
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Verified? Don't you mean certified? "This certificate indicates that the patient has been assessed by a medical practitioner and it has been determined the patient is not mentally competent..."

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    #24

    Confused As To How They Got It On

    Confused As To How They Got It On

    Jessica Griffiths Report

    Me myself and I
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    There's lamp missing its shade

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    #25

    Somebody Needs To Do A Wellness Check On Louis Vuitton. They Seem To Have Seriously Gone Off The Rails! The Current Collection Swings From Bdsm To Girly, Frilly Baby Doll Dresses

    Somebody Needs To Do A Wellness Check On Louis Vuitton. They Seem To Have Seriously Gone Off The Rails! The Current Collection Swings From Bdsm To Girly, Frilly Baby Doll Dresses

    Lyn Beavers Report

    Tom Hardeveld
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    .... ya like bags?

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    #26

    What Is This Yellow Dress Thing Whatever

    What Is This Yellow Dress Thing Whatever

    Svenja Goldhagen Report

    Hphizzle
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Um yes please! If you need me, I’ll be in my hibernation Snuggie, tent, sleeping bag thing for the winter.

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    #27

    $800 For Old Timey Underwear, Folks

    $800 For Old Timey Underwear, Folks

    Caitlyn Michelle Dennison Report

    wifeofweasley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I have something similar. I wore it on Halloween with a long black wig.

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    #28

    Not Hiding Faces Cos This Person Is Famous. Just... Um. Why?

    Not Hiding Faces Cos This Person Is Famous. Just... Um. Why?

    Matti Aveiro Dos Santos Report

    Elizabeth Elliot
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    Well where else to wear your emergency spleens?

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    #29

    Was Reading A Fb Article. Tons Of Wedding Dresses But This One Takes The Cake

    Was Reading A Fb Article. Tons Of Wedding Dresses But This One Takes The Cake

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    Lord Mysticlaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    The dress isn't that bad. Everything else though...

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    #30

    If You Took The Sleeves Off This It Wouldn't Be As Bad

    If You Took The Sleeves Off This It Wouldn't Be As Bad

    Marlaina Perez Report

    Headless Roach
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    This may be an unpopular opinion, but I think it's not TOO bad

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    #31

    I Absolutely Love Her But Yikes

    I Absolutely Love Her But Yikes

    Tawnie Ogle Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It's a bouncy castle!

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    #32

    Not Blocking Her Face Because She’s Famous, But What The Heck Is This? I Know I Would Fall Flat On My Face If I Wore This Lol

    Not Blocking Her Face Because She’s Famous, But What The Heck Is This? I Know I Would Fall Flat On My Face If I Wore This Lol

    Pamela Marie Report

    xolitaire
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    It looks hella comfy tho

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    #33

    I Don’t Know What’s Worse: The Dress Or The Fact It Was Originally $895.00

    I Don’t Know What’s Worse: The Dress Or The Fact It Was Originally $895.00

    Kelley Courtney Report

    Piggy Tee
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    How is it 2 dresses in 1??

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    #34

    It’s Not Giving What I Think It Thinks It’s Giving

    It’s Not Giving What I Think It Thinks It’s Giving

    Ashley Palmisano Report

    RedPanda897
    Community Member
    3 years ago

    I actually kinda like it apart from the shoes.

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