Valentine’s Day is nearly here! For many of us this means joy and romance, but for others it is simply a reminder of how lonely and undesirable they are. And of course there are plenty of people who think that the whole thing is a fake, materialistic day for gullible people who can’t think for themselves and need cues on how and when to act.
What we have here are cynical, single people who know it, own it and deal with it in the best possible way, with humor! We here at Bored Panda have put together a list of the darkest and most hilariously self-deprecating tweets about being single that we could find. Because why should single life be a drag? So if you are single this Valentine’s Day, and do feel a little low about it, check out the list below and have a chuckle, coz you’re certainly not alone!
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This isn't by the person who posted it. It's been around for years, I've seen it on google before.
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Ruining others Valentine’s Day for your enjoyment...........I APROVE THIS MESSEGE
Ooo. Sounds like a great time! But all my buds are deceased or in senior living, so I have to make other plans.Nothing as much fun as this though!
Great, much fun,I'd try that but can't run anymore. Could walk in, yell,wave my cane around and stagger out!
Or... "you told he you'd cone give me my valentine's gift after she went to bed!"
If you run out the effect is not complete! You should stay and make a scene for some minutes. :D
When you and your equally single bestfriend start hating the same person
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
It was only when I stopped trying to date (personals, matchmakers) and learned to be comfortable and happy by myself that I met someone I've been happily married to for over 20 years. Singles, find things that you can do by yourself that will make you happy. Don't depend on someone else to 'make you happy'.
I'm still single even as I'm typing this. Thing is, I'm aromantic-asexual; I'd honestly prefer it this way. To me, Valentine's day is just an excuse to wait one more day for discount chocolate. "F**k romance, I'm just here for the chocolate!"
Oh these will be perfect for my "anti Valentines Day" tomorrow. That & YouTube videos about narcissistic a*****e that ruined so many special days! Did I mention a few glasses of bubbly & puffs from bong?! Gr8 hump day with me, myself & kitty!
At some point in life (like after 30...) you realize that men are like toilets. Either occupied or full of sh*t. ;(
feel a bit offended :).. and then, there maybe are some too much like u?
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"Why are you still single?" "Why? Would you go out with me" "No, but-" "See? That's exactly what EVERYONE says..."
I feel like such a bad person when I see this. I want to be single yet everyone tries to ask me out. Seriously follow me around if you wanna date, I will give you on the next fella to ask me out, free of charge.
I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.
It was only when I stopped trying to date (personals, matchmakers) and learned to be comfortable and happy by myself that I met someone I've been happily married to for over 20 years. Singles, find things that you can do by yourself that will make you happy. Don't depend on someone else to 'make you happy'.
I'm still single even as I'm typing this. Thing is, I'm aromantic-asexual; I'd honestly prefer it this way. To me, Valentine's day is just an excuse to wait one more day for discount chocolate. "F**k romance, I'm just here for the chocolate!"
Oh these will be perfect for my "anti Valentines Day" tomorrow. That & YouTube videos about narcissistic a*****e that ruined so many special days! Did I mention a few glasses of bubbly & puffs from bong?! Gr8 hump day with me, myself & kitty!
At some point in life (like after 30...) you realize that men are like toilets. Either occupied or full of sh*t. ;(
feel a bit offended :).. and then, there maybe are some too much like u?
Load More Replies... "Why are you still single?" "Why? Would you go out with me" "No, but-" "See? That's exactly what EVERYONE says..."
I feel like such a bad person when I see this. I want to be single yet everyone tries to ask me out. Seriously follow me around if you wanna date, I will give you on the next fella to ask me out, free of charge.
