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Craigslist is a virtual marketplace where people can find just about anything their heart desires (and some things they didn't even know existed). Need a vintage toaster that doubles as a disco ball? Craigslist has got you covered. Looking for a roommate who moonlights as a circus performer? You might be in luck.

The platform is full of the weird, the wacky, and the utterly unexpected, so we decided to scour the depths of two popular subreddits, r/bestofcraigslist and r/craigslist, and put together a collection of images that showcase its unique and unpredictable nature. From bizarre listings to hilariously awkward encounters, these screenshots are sure to bring a smile to your face and raise an eyebrow or two.

#1

Need A Date For Thanksgiving?

Need A Date For Thanksgiving?

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Black Cat
Community Member
2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to give your father a heart attack. Brilliant.

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    #2

    Cute

    Cute

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awww. Love hearing about animals who are adored. Every animal deserves this.

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    #3

    How Low Can You Go?

    How Low Can You Go?

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    #4

    BBQ Dad Needed

    BBQ Dad Needed

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sad none of the attendees seem to have a real dad who can fill in.

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    #5

    He’s Bilingual

    He’s Bilingual

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the smartest of deers can speak canine.

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    #6

    Karen Needs A Date!

    Karen Needs A Date!

    elledekker Report

    Tee Rat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know a guy who has a van that might be available. Forget it he's only 28.

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    #7

    $1800 Clothes Rack

    $1800 Clothes Rack

    RiffRaffMama Report

    #8

    To The Man Doing My Wife:

    To The Man Doing My Wife:

    chum1ly Report

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    #9

    Bless His Heart

    Bless His Heart

    myindeliblefriend Report

    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol..a real flute not a skin one,love the comment

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    #11

    "We'll Need You To Sing"

    "We'll Need You To Sing"

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    Sinead Kenny
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez, are these real? Can someone please turn my husband over everytime he snores in the night and also turn his 17 million snooze buttons off? No WEIRD staring at us in the dark while you do it please. Just stare at the wall and hum soothing sounds, all while YOU pay ME! 🧏‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️

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    #12

    They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

    They Left The Junk But Took The Wall

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    SewingStaffy
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know if they got the wall back!

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    #13

    Karen The Devil Spawn Chicken

    Karen The Devil Spawn Chicken

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    #14

    Free Pizza!

    Free Pizza!

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    Esist Nosrep
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy getting one mil and can't pay for balls guy? Sad

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    #15

    Sounds About Right

    Sounds About Right

    TheHoofer Report

    Cyber Returns
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ain't running! You can all enjoy my fat a$$ as it casually waddles by glistening in the sun

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    #16

    Fun With Scammers

    Fun With Scammers

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    Pink kitty
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started reading and was like 'No!! It's a scam!!' then I saw eddyeatsdick and relaxed :)

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    #17

    Did You Punch Me In The Back Of The Head In The Park?

    Did You Punch Me In The Back Of The Head In The Park?

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    #18

    I Mean , Now That He Mentions It , I Want In On It Too

    I Mean , Now That He Mentions It , I Want In On It Too

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    #19

    Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

    Yes You Can Burn Them If You Want Lol

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    #20

    Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

    Isa, I’m Selling Your Stupid Vase

    Rosstafari Report

    OmBoyGanesh
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The full picture of the vase: https://imgur.io/Zr5DUgU?r

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    #21

    Wife Ran Out

    Wife Ran Out

    benchboiz Report

    Zedrapazia
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone tell him to start a GoFundMe, there's a lot of people willing to help on situations like this

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    #22

    Found This Interesting

    Found This Interesting

    SandBagger2001 Report

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not sure this is fake. Brad Parscale was the guy in charge of web promotion during the 2016 Trump campaign and they were paying black people to go to events. You can check this on Snopes if you want, but yeah this happened.

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    #23

    I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

    I Don’t Need It But Free Is Free

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    thatbisexualtacocat
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "It may even contain invisibility as no one seems to see it" I laughed SO hard, lol

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    #24

    I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

    I Accidentally Posted An Ad In The Wrong Category And Got A Nasty Email From A Guy Telling Me About It. So I Did What Any Rational Person Would Do And I Framed It

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    Kitty1019
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how it says "You need an attitude adjustment!" And "Get a Life asap!" Look who's talking lol

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    #25

    An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

    An Old Screenshot I Just Found. Lolz

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    Ziggyc
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK Elmo..hope you fine the grandma

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    #26

    Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

    Come To My House For A Game Of Pool! Post Corona And Whatever

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    #27

    Apparently I Have A Way With Words

    Apparently I Have A Way With Words

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    #28

    No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

    No Weird Stuff. I'll Bring The Dirt

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah no weird stuff because we wouldn't want people to think we're odd.

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    #29

    Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

    Well That’s One Way To Refer To Vinyl

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they're all in the same condition as the displayed one, then pass

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    #30

    ....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

    ....why....why Does It Need To Be Gone Tonight?

    jupiters_aurora Report

    Escapist Panda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Am I allowed to inspect the interior before purchase?

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    #31

    I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

    I Guess I Made It This Far Without Seeing Something Like This

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    #32

    Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

    Doll Anyone? Must Be Gone Asap

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    David
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She was in another thread. Kind of weird how she gets around on her own.

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    #33

    A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

    A Chance To Give Back To An Essential Worker

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    #34

    This Guy F**ks

    This Guy F**ks

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🤮 why do women go along with this egotistical c**p?

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    #35

    NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

    NYC Gigs Ladies & Gents

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just bad taste. Abortions shouldn't be regarded so callously.

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    #36

    Kevin

    Kevin

    s-q-u-a-l-o-r Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think Kevin may become Neil food. Poor Kevin. He's my favorite minion.

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    #37

    Fair Enough

    Fair Enough

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    #38

    Petting A Cow

    Petting A Cow

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    Cheryl Ramsay
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a wonderful farm near me in NH where they have Scottish Highland cattle you can fee and pat and you can even RIDE a bull !

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    #39

    Price Is Firm…

    Price Is Firm…

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    #40

    Uh Oh!

    Uh Oh!

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    fair_weather_rose (she/they)
    Community Member
    2 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you lose a 65 foot boat? Like, I am genuinely confuzzled.

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    #41

    What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

    What Else Was I Supposed To Do?

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    wowbagger
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I need help. How can you tell this is a scam?

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    #42

    Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

    Title: "Do You Enjoy Being Pregnant?" Yikes

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    Brenda
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's basically looking for a surrogate w/out the legal ramifications

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    #43

    Lmao

    Lmao

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    JB
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    4% battery in Tulsa's gotta be dire

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    #44

    Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

    Intended User Is Either 5 Or 85 Years Old

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    #45

    Amazing

    Amazing

    mollusk324b21 Report

    Jesse Setliffe
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person lives in an interesting world. Not the real world, but an interesting one.

    #46

    The Listing Is Aggressive

    The Listing Is Aggressive

    Porkchop_King Report

    BatPhace
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not a punched black eye, that's like swelling from a plugged duct or something LOL funny ad though

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    #47

    This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

    This Post For A TV On My Local Buy, Sell, Trade

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    #48

    So Uh, Craigslist Is Intresting

    So Uh, Craigslist Is Intresting

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    #49

    I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

    I Bet The Carfax Is As Clean & Clear As That Water

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    #50

    Free Huge Playland (Bonus: We Got It!)

    Free Huge Playland (Bonus: We Got It!)

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    #51

    My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

    My Brother And I Were Looking For Some Goats To Purchase. Hilarious, But Also Quite Unkind To The Goats

    liquid_languor Report

    Heather W
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I so badly want fainting goats. I wouldn't scare them on purpose, but from things I've seen it doesn't take more than a stiff breeze to scare some.

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    #52

    Best Mear Deal Around

    Best Mear Deal Around

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    #53

    Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

    Lol, Yes I Did Flag This

    reddit.com Report

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    #55

    Paper Towels For Sale

    Paper Towels For Sale

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    #56

    Quarantine Home Gym Complete!!

    Quarantine Home Gym Complete!!

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    #57

    Free For Ballers

    Free For Ballers

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    #58

    Could Be Worth A Fortune!

    Could Be Worth A Fortune!

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    #59

    $400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

    $400 6-Pack Of Toilet Paper Comes With A Free 12' Boat

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    #60

    This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

    This Is A New One. *scam Alert*

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    #61

    "I S**t My Shorts"

    "I S**t My Shorts"

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    #62

    Free Drunk Guy

    Free Drunk Guy

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    #63

    He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

    He Likes Ice Cubes In His Water 🥺

    karekid Report

    Maggie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad. I hope he finds a beautiful home.

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    #64

    But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

    But Doctor... I Am Pawgliacci

    TammyLeeches Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food. First and foremost. Open a can, and after I've eaten, I'll discuss Lent if you really want to. Put me in a tube, you're going to be meeting Jesus sooner than you expected. Even Shyla gets the whole food thing. She named me "mouth" after all.

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    #65

    While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

    While Looking For A Bike On Craigslist

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    #66

    Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

    Modern Art Toilet Paper "Row"

    kimbclark Report

    Shyla Bouche
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bouche is also interested in toilet paper art.

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    #67

    She's A Beaut

    She's A Beaut

    man_in_blak Report

    #68

    “Houseboy” Wanted

    “Houseboy” Wanted

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    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, pay me to be my live in servant. 🙄

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    #69

    Horrible Cat Needs Home

    Horrible Cat Needs Home

    Cloverhands Report

    MichelleDonut
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In a home with a quiet little old lady, this cat might be completely different. Maybe a house with 2 noisy kids and 2 adults is just overwhelming.

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    #70

    Someone Had A Fun Night

    Someone Had A Fun Night

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    Weasel Wise
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the more reason to never drive your personal vehicle for a ride share company.

    #71

    Gasoline For Anal Sex

    Gasoline For Anal Sex

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    Black Cat
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one needs gasoline this badly, better off walking.

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    #72

    Very Specific!

    Very Specific!

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    #73

    A Car Vroom Vroom

    A Car Vroom Vroom

    lLLNESS Report

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    #74

    Romance In Florida

    Romance In Florida

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    #75

    Really Helpful Response From Seller

    Really Helpful Response From Seller

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that is supremely unhelpful. schools don't have any kind of standard size. XD like girl get a tape measure

    #76

    Craigslist Cringe

    Craigslist Cringe

    TicketAfter649 Report

    Julie
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bless him. He's probably really lonely

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    #77

    600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

    600$ For A Room Plus You Have To Take Care Of His Kid For Free For Nearly 12 Hours A Day! What A Steal!

    TerriMakichoot Report

    It's_me
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay me to be my live in nanny!

    #78

    Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

    Giving Me An Attitude For Expressing Interest In The Scooter He's Selling... Now I Know Why CVS Had Us Watch Those 4hr Customer Service Training Videos

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    #79

    "We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

    "We Can Discuss Compensation Privately"

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    #80

    This Job Posting 🤣

    This Job Posting 🤣

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    SkekVi
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes, let us 'pay' you peanuts and then demand you pay for all maintenance and gas on this truck which you do not and will not ever own, by the way we will make you drive while dangerously tired or in dangerous weather AND pay a rental fee for the truck.

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    #81

    I Know The Diesel Market Is Crazy, But I Have No Words For This

    I Know The Diesel Market Is Crazy, But I Have No Words For This

    Born_Cartoonist_6666 Report

    #82

    I Guess That's One Way To Generate Attention Towards Your Ad

    I Guess That's One Way To Generate Attention Towards Your Ad

    steezus__christ1 Report

    #83

    So Would This Be Another Revolutionary War Or Another Civil War?

    So Would This Be Another Revolutionary War Or Another Civil War?

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    les
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the proud boys sure are getting desperate

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