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Animal Shelter Can’t Say Much Good About This French Bulldog So They Make Up A Great Post Exposing His Shortcomings In Detail
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Animal Shelter Can’t Say Much Good About This French Bulldog So They Make Up A Great Post Exposing His Shortcomings In Detail

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In one old fairy tale, after seeing a man selling his cow which has stopped producing milk, a resourceful character decides to help him – and so successfully praises the animal in front of all potential buyers so much the owner himself eventually changes his mind and decides to keep such a wonderful cow for himself.

However, this fairy tale does not change the fact that the cow still did not give milk, despite the excellent advertising that was given to it. If such a story took place today, the seller could well have been sued for unfair advertising. Fortunately, there is an opportunity to capture the attention of readers in very different ways…

A few weeks ago, Niagara SPCA, an animal shelter in Niagara Falls, published a post about one of the animals at the shelter, a young French bulldog named Ralphie. Even aside from the fact that Ralphie looks incredibly adorable on his own, the post went viral, with 3.6K reactions, 1.5K comments and over 1.7K shares as of today. And that’s why…

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The employees of Niagara Falls animal shelter recently published a post about a French bulldog named Ralphie

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

On the official page of Niagara SPCA, it is written that the major mission of the shelter is to prevent cruelty to all animals and educate the public on humane treatment of animals. Of course, however, in addition to the main mission, the shelter staff still have an incredible talent for writing promotional posts. And the story of Ralphie is the best proof of that.

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Image credits: Niagara SPCA

However, Ralphie has a terrible temper, so the staff decided not to sugarcoat his shortcomings

So, the shelter staff admit that, despite his wonderful appearance, Ralphie, unfortunately, is not very popular among possible new owners, and it’s all because of his completely unbearable temper. However, the authors of the post decided not to sugarcoat this Frenchie’s shortcomings, but to honestly tell everything as it is.

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

In general, in his short life, Ralphie has already managed to visit two families. His first owners took him to board and train, but the training did not give any result – simply because the doggo was sure that he was the boss and not anyone else. From the new family, Ralphie was also returned to the shelter after some time, because he annoyed their older dog. And now the bulldog has again blessed the staff of the shelter with his regal attention.

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Ralphie honestly thinks that the whole world revolves around him and no one can change his mind

“He’s a whole jerk – not even half,” the shelter employees admit. If you can describe the dog’s worldview system in one word, it would be “Ralphicentric”. According to Ralphie, everything around him belongs to him, and only to him. And if someone else – it does not matter, another dog, cat or human being, covets his property, then his righteous wrath will ensue.

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Image credits: Niagara SPCA

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

“The ideal home for Ralphie is the Mother of Dragons,” honestly write the authors of the post. It is likely that in his past life, the little French bulldog was called Drogon and was a mighty fire-breathing dragon, and since then his character has changed little. “If you show a moment of weakness, prepare to be exploited,” the shelter staff say.

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Turns out, it’s the brilliant example of the copywriting style called “by the contrary”

“An example of such a text in copywriting is called ‘by the contrary,’ and this technique works pretty successfully,” says Oleksiy Arkhireyev, a Ukrainian copywriter and novelist, who was asked by Bored Panda to comment on this story. “Although this is actually more difficult than just listing the advantages. You need to honestly expose all the shortcomings, but at the same time illuminate them from such an angle that they look almost like advantages. Humor, by the way, helps a lot here.”

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

“A great example of a ‘by the contrary’ ad is, for example, a campaign by fashion brand The Row, who bought an entire spread in Vogue a few years ago, but instead of filling it with model pictures, as almost everyone does, left the pages pure white, and just wrote the address of their official website. It looked bold, spectacular – and it definitely worked,” says Alexey.

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

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Image credits: Niagara SPCA

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“As for this story with Ralphie, many of the posts introducing pets on the shelter page are written very stylishly and with a good sense of humor. However, if the doggo himself were not so charming, the effect would probably not be so viral. After all, one of the commandments of successful storytelling is that the story should be as true as possible,” Alexey Arkhireyev sums up.

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

During his last visit to a local store with his trainers, Ralphie, however, behaved quite decently

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By the way, one of the following posts tells about Ralphie’s trip to the store with two of his trainers. The dog must be given his due – he behaved quite decently, gave everyone the opportunity to enjoy his company, looked at himself in the mirror with pleasure, and fell asleep peacefully on the way back. “All in all, it was a good trip. No blood was shed. They weren’t told to never come back,” this story ends.

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

Image credits: Niagara SPCA

Most of the people in the comments admired Ralphie a lot and wished for him to find a new home as soon as possible

By the way, we must say that people in the comments, paying tribute to the skill of the storytellers, also admitted that Ralphie is absolutely not one of a kind, and that many French bulldogs actually have a similar temper. Some of the commenters even talked about another dog who went through six different homes in the first 18 months of his life. However, most people in the comments wish Ralphie only the best, and hope that very soon he will find himself a new (and permanent) home.

If you are interested dog stories, you can also read, for example, this post of ours about a wonderful and unusual dog that turned out to be a wolfdog. And besides, we’re already looking forward to your own comments, and some fascinating doggo stories as well.

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marcopinto2 avatar
Paulo Freitas
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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks só cute lol, Im not a dog person, but i frikking love a French bulldog, i would never get One, because the poor things suffer all of their lives just to breath, and as some One with asthma and alergies i know the pain, however they are absolutely adorable.

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BluEyedSeoulite
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ditto. I could only buy from a breeder that focused on the older Frenchie, ones that can actually breathe and live without constant suffering, or adopt one from a shelter. There ARE ethical breeders out there but not as many as there should be

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Diego,Laura
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could b,I would take all the animals in my local shelter. They are in over- flow mode. So many surrendered , dumped dogs. It's heart breaking. This is the Oklahoma City Animal Shelter.

stefaniepatterson avatar
BluEyedSeoulite
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked at a daycare as an assistant, my class had a field trip to the shelter. I took the day off. My mental health would not be able to handle it. I know they are going to make a good show for the kids and the daycare donated a lot of items to the shelter but I just KNOW too damn much and would be a mess then entire time, feing guilty I can't take them all home

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fparky77 avatar
Fiona Parky
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Sookie was a rescue. First week after we adopted her, I was in tears. She’s seriously trouble on four legs. She can unlock doors with the key and then open them. Not kidding, if you leave the keys in the lock, she’s worked out how to turn them. Her idea of recall is “can’t hear you, laaaa laaa laaa” She’s also a soft pudding who loves lying on her back with all four feet in the air. She loves just being fussed and loved and will go from “normal” to “spoing, broken dog pretzel” in a single touch. She adores our 26yr old cat, she loves blankets and will dive underneath and go to sleep. Basically I wouldn’t change her for anything. She took a lot of time and effort but she’s worth every second.

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Michael Largey
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have had to write employment referrals that sounded much like this.

camlynn1234 avatar
Miss Frankfurter
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ralphie needs someone/people who are very experienced with dogs. Yep. He’s cute, but he’s not the kind of dog where you have a “cuteness attack”. This dog’s space needs to be seriously respected. Consistency to the max. In the back of the car, dogs should always be secured, but not with a small rope tied to the back of the front headrest and attached to a collar. Ralphie does not deserve to be choked. Secured in the back. That’s the way it is Ralphie with a reward of “Good boy.”. Positive reinforcement that people are really ok. Not a dog trainer, but lots of experience with them, and he’s had no discipline and I think he’s got some fear issues. I hope he gets people who love him enough to have the patience and willpower to give him what he needs in order to be a happy dog. Right now, he’s not.

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Becky Samuel
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The honest write-up is cute, but there are so many red flags for this rescue organisation in this article. No dog should ever be loose in a vehicle, and never tied off by the neck (as you mentioned). Also, they're walking this dog in public on a single slip leash! Most rescues around here insist on double leashes for any dog in their care - one to a non-escape harness and a slip leash or leash attached to the collar.

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Aria the Dog Lover
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, if I didn't have dogs right now I would take him in a heartbeat. I currently have a Frenchie puppy chewing on my finger lol

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Kate Haslam
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I propose a future in law enforcement for him. Wait, hear me out! Y'know those jerks who steal Frenchies? Yeah, let Ralphie loose on them. Channel his violent tendencies in a positive direction!

zanoni608 avatar
talliloo
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would take ralphie on and i do have other dogs. i have had a couple of his nature and within a day or so they usually calm down due to my mamma boxer greta. now, don't think i allow the cretins to be hurt by greta-never! but, over time i have seen how when i have tried to calm the beasty nature of some of these hoodlums and they don't respond greta steps in and without growl or snarl backs them down. don't know if it is body language or esp but it works.

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Bored Birgit
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd so like a followup if Ralphie finds his family and will be happy. He touches my heart.

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Aaaa Bbbb
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a mean Frenchie! All those I have met are canine angels!

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Cassie
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a little alarmed that SPCA staffers would have any dog loose in a car, much less one that clearly isn't well trained. I hope Ralphie can find the perfect person for him that can provide him the guidance he needs.

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Irreverent 1
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a dog... an untrained one. I wish him well. I have a 10yr male Boxer at 35 Kilos. The sweetest thing on 4 legs (therapy certified), a 2yr male GSP at 25 kilos... a holy terror on 4 legs . They both live in complete fear of the cat. All 6 kilos of him. Attitude is everything

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Kennedy Kargeaux
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See. This is my dream dog. I LOVE a challenge because they always end up being the best dogs when you have that breakthrough. My last pitbull who passed last February was a FUCKEN DEMON! The worst dog I have ever met in my life. It took me a year & a half to get her under control. Her confidence & cockiness was the problem so I literally had to break her down (no not physically. I don't beat animals! EVER!) then build her back up by keeping her in a crate most of the time & showing her that she can't just do what she wants when she wants. It sucked. I hated every minute of it. But it worked. It taught her patience & self control. But that was only the beginning of her training. Once I was able to break her cockiness it helped us develop a mutual understanding. We were a team after that. It's a lot more detailed than what I'm describing but I'd love to take a dog like this in again. I think I'm almost ready to love again But she was even worse than this dog.

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Paulo Freitas
Community Member
1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He looks só cute lol, Im not a dog person, but i frikking love a French bulldog, i would never get One, because the poor things suffer all of their lives just to breath, and as some One with asthma and alergies i know the pain, however they are absolutely adorable.

stefaniepatterson avatar
BluEyedSeoulite
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ditto. I could only buy from a breeder that focused on the older Frenchie, ones that can actually breathe and live without constant suffering, or adopt one from a shelter. There ARE ethical breeders out there but not as many as there should be

Load More Replies...
lettlaura850 avatar
Diego,Laura
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I could b,I would take all the animals in my local shelter. They are in over- flow mode. So many surrendered , dumped dogs. It's heart breaking. This is the Oklahoma City Animal Shelter.

stefaniepatterson avatar
BluEyedSeoulite
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I worked at a daycare as an assistant, my class had a field trip to the shelter. I took the day off. My mental health would not be able to handle it. I know they are going to make a good show for the kids and the daycare donated a lot of items to the shelter but I just KNOW too damn much and would be a mess then entire time, feing guilty I can't take them all home

Load More Replies...
fparky77 avatar
Fiona Parky
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Sookie was a rescue. First week after we adopted her, I was in tears. She’s seriously trouble on four legs. She can unlock doors with the key and then open them. Not kidding, if you leave the keys in the lock, she’s worked out how to turn them. Her idea of recall is “can’t hear you, laaaa laaa laaa” She’s also a soft pudding who loves lying on her back with all four feet in the air. She loves just being fussed and loved and will go from “normal” to “spoing, broken dog pretzel” in a single touch. She adores our 26yr old cat, she loves blankets and will dive underneath and go to sleep. Basically I wouldn’t change her for anything. She took a lot of time and effort but she’s worth every second.

michaellargey avatar
Michael Largey
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have had to write employment referrals that sounded much like this.

camlynn1234 avatar
Miss Frankfurter
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ralphie needs someone/people who are very experienced with dogs. Yep. He’s cute, but he’s not the kind of dog where you have a “cuteness attack”. This dog’s space needs to be seriously respected. Consistency to the max. In the back of the car, dogs should always be secured, but not with a small rope tied to the back of the front headrest and attached to a collar. Ralphie does not deserve to be choked. Secured in the back. That’s the way it is Ralphie with a reward of “Good boy.”. Positive reinforcement that people are really ok. Not a dog trainer, but lots of experience with them, and he’s had no discipline and I think he’s got some fear issues. I hope he gets people who love him enough to have the patience and willpower to give him what he needs in order to be a happy dog. Right now, he’s not.

boredpanda1_1 avatar
Becky Samuel
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The honest write-up is cute, but there are so many red flags for this rescue organisation in this article. No dog should ever be loose in a vehicle, and never tied off by the neck (as you mentioned). Also, they're walking this dog in public on a single slip leash! Most rescues around here insist on double leashes for any dog in their care - one to a non-escape harness and a slip leash or leash attached to the collar.

Load More Replies...
qgarialopez08 avatar
Aria the Dog Lover
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh man, if I didn't have dogs right now I would take him in a heartbeat. I currently have a Frenchie puppy chewing on my finger lol

katehaslam avatar
Kate Haslam
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I propose a future in law enforcement for him. Wait, hear me out! Y'know those jerks who steal Frenchies? Yeah, let Ralphie loose on them. Channel his violent tendencies in a positive direction!

zanoni608 avatar
talliloo
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i would take ralphie on and i do have other dogs. i have had a couple of his nature and within a day or so they usually calm down due to my mamma boxer greta. now, don't think i allow the cretins to be hurt by greta-never! but, over time i have seen how when i have tried to calm the beasty nature of some of these hoodlums and they don't respond greta steps in and without growl or snarl backs them down. don't know if it is body language or esp but it works.

birgit200x avatar
Bored Birgit
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd so like a followup if Ralphie finds his family and will be happy. He touches my heart.

aaaabbbb avatar
Aaaa Bbbb
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't even know there was such a thing as a mean Frenchie! All those I have met are canine angels!

cassiewilliams avatar
Cassie
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a little alarmed that SPCA staffers would have any dog loose in a car, much less one that clearly isn't well trained. I hope Ralphie can find the perfect person for him that can provide him the guidance he needs.

irreverent1 avatar
Irreverent 1
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a dog... an untrained one. I wish him well. I have a 10yr male Boxer at 35 Kilos. The sweetest thing on 4 legs (therapy certified), a 2yr male GSP at 25 kilos... a holy terror on 4 legs . They both live in complete fear of the cat. All 6 kilos of him. Attitude is everything

amyshereikis avatar
Kennedy Kargeaux
Community Member
1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See. This is my dream dog. I LOVE a challenge because they always end up being the best dogs when you have that breakthrough. My last pitbull who passed last February was a FUCKEN DEMON! The worst dog I have ever met in my life. It took me a year & a half to get her under control. Her confidence & cockiness was the problem so I literally had to break her down (no not physically. I don't beat animals! EVER!) then build her back up by keeping her in a crate most of the time & showing her that she can't just do what she wants when she wants. It sucked. I hated every minute of it. But it worked. It taught her patience & self control. But that was only the beginning of her training. Once I was able to break her cockiness it helped us develop a mutual understanding. We were a team after that. It's a lot more detailed than what I'm describing but I'd love to take a dog like this in again. I think I'm almost ready to love again But she was even worse than this dog.

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