My 30 Illustrations That Show The Undiscovered Life Of Drinks

Not if it’s Irish coffee. 😉

Usually I'm already wearing them

. . . #relatable-

Something seems a bit screwy here

Ease up & antidepress.

That's why you always delete exes' phone numbers! It's very unlikely you will remember the number by heart when drunk!

They'll talk after they've been on the rack awhile.

I'm going with my friends to a party MAOM! Don't try to stop me!

She/he will never be the same again :'(

🎶It's raining coffee! Hallelujah! It's raining coffee! Amen!...🎶

she garnishes the shots with Celery Leaves, forever cursing them . . . (Reply what the curse is idk-)

"It will make you Irrisistable~"

Watch that first steep

Always!!

I confirm I'm a summer whiner!

... when you ran away with the dish.

Rooibos tea with chamomile - if you suffer from insomnia

Yeah, because it's so last year to put your handbags in your head.

Better to make a visit to the dishwasher every day than a one-way trip to the landfill.

Nah, you can see right through her!

Never thought of it that way, but… OK.

*chooses multiple players*

all champagne is champleasure.

I've got mine empty

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Kinky

👉👈😳 i do that but the last drop is for tea

Wizard: WHAT is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? / King Arthur: What do you mean? African or European swallow?

I like mah smoothies t h i c k

cannabalism?

Sometimes you chust can’t win!

CLEAVER

CLASSIC BRITISH