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Ok, imagine this: What if you’re trying to impress someone who’s totally into science? Like your latest Tinder match who happens to work in the field, a chemistry class crush, or a date who is as geeky about science as you are?
In this case, there’s no better way to appear charming and intelligent than with a well-timed science pick-up line to break the ice! But you need to be prepared; you can’t just throw in random words and concepts you’ve heard in class and hope it works!
Bored Panda has you covered, this time with a collection of flirty jokes and pick-up lines related to all things science that will make any science junkie swoon! They cover everything from space to biology, geology, physics, technology, math, and chemistry.
And remember: Just as science is a process of trial and error, you can always try again if the first attempt doesn’t seem to work. And even if it doesn't end well, you still put all those years of studying chemistry and biology to good use. Best of luck!
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#1
Heart racing, literally and figuratively
Blood is red. Cyanosis is blue. I get tachycardia When I think of you.
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#2
We’ve Got Infinite Chances
According to the multiverse theory, there’s at least one universe where we end up together. Do you want this universe to be one of them?
#3
Magnetized and Not Sorry
You must have swallowed a magnet because I am so attracted to you right now.
#5
Time literally stands still here
You seem to be traveling at the speed of light, because time always seems to stop when I look at you.
#6
Science class but make it fun
Let’s convert our potential energy into kinetic energy.
#8
Science Just Got Personal
We have great chemistry, let’s do some biology.
#9
Mutual Vibes, Newton Approved
According to Newton’s law of universal gravitation, if I’m attracted to you, then you’re attracted to me.
#10
Lowkey Crushing on Chemistry
My favorite element on the periodic table is uranium, because I am in love with U.
#11
Geometry jokes always hit different
You must be a 90-degree angle because to me you look just right.
#12
Low-key glowing, even in the dark
Are you the moon? Because even when it’s dark you still seem to shine.
#14
Periodic Pickup Line, 10/10
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you look really CU-TE to me.
#16
Wait, you actually wanna do that?
Do you want to help me prove that the Big Bang isn’t just a theory?
#17
Chemistry That’s Low-Key Flirty
If I were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
#18
Fluorescent and Unforgettable
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon, because you are the ONe.
#19
Guess who’s team RNA?
If I had a choice between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because it has U in it.
#20
Chemistry That’s Actually Cute
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide.
Are We Going To Do Some Gravity Experiments?
Love and physics seem to follow the same rule. Opposites attract each other. Want proof of that? Use some of these great pick-up lines, and you’ll see how your crush starts to be attracted to you. If that doesn’t work, try them out on someone else. Maybe they will be the positive ray to your negative game.
#21
Chemistry Pick-Up Lines, 10/10
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
#22
Really feeling that heavenly burn
Does your skin feel burned? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.
#23
Low-Key Sharp Compliment
Your angles must be less than 90 degrees, because I think that you are so acute.
#24
Chemistry Puns for the Win
I don’t know why, but my instinct is telling me that we argon get together.
#26
Math skills, but make it personal
I know hundreds of Pi digits, but what I really want to know is the 7 digits of your phone number.
The Captain 3 years ago
" I know hundreds of digitd of Pi, but I would rather know your digits."
#30
Science just got flirty
You must be mitochondria, because you are the powerhouse of my heart.
#31
Shining Brighter Than Diamonds
Your refractive index must be more than 2.42, because your beauty shines brighter than any diamond in the world.
#32
This pun’s too solid to ignore
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
#33
Math nerds know the way to my heart
Just like the digits of Pi, my love for you has no end.
#34
Chemistry Beats Gravity
Hey baby, I can feel the attraction between you and me, and it is more than our universal gravitation.
#36
Chemistry That’s Actually Fire
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
#37
Chemistry just got personal
If you were an element, you’d be francium, because you’re the most attractive.
#39
Chemistry Has Never Been This Steamy
You’re so hot you denature my proteins.
#40
Did the ground move, or was it you?
Woah, is that an earthquake? Or did you just rock my world?
Feeling Some Chemistry?
Love is just a chemical reaction caused by biological factors. In a way, chemistry and biology pick-up lines make the “nature” aspect work perfectly. Where chemistry pick-up lines use elements and atoms, biology lines work with the “human nature” aspect. Combine them together, and you’ll have a complete reaction.
#41
Unseen party crashers inside you
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second… Mind if I join in?
#42
Can’t Function Without You
If you were anatomy, then I’d be physiology, because they always go together!
#43
Chemistry Called, You’re Adorable
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total Ba-Be.
#45
Chemistry, but make it biology
Let’s be lab partners, I would love to try some experiments with you, especially in the biology department.
#46
Chemistry Pun Level: Expert
You must be a good benzene ring, because you are pleasantly aromatic.
#47
Chemistry That’s Totally Enzymatic
Can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
#48
Accidental Radiator Energy
You’re like an exothermic reaction. You spread your hotness everywhere!
#49
Electric chemistry vibes
You are positive and I am negative. We should get together and make a compound.
#50
Chemistry Puns Always Win
Do you want to share some electrons? Maybe we could have a stable relationship.
#51
Climate Crisis, But Make It Personal
You’re so hot, you must be the cause of global warming.
#52
Chemistry’s definitely in the air
Are you a scientist? Because I lab you.
shaili tamgadge 2 years ago
I want to be an azygous vein which connects several heart to brain
#53
Science demands you bring the heat
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
Aunt Riarch 3 years ago
There's a menopause joke in there somewhere, and I think we'll leave it there
#54
Chemistry That Slaps
Are you full of beryllium, gold and titanium? Because you are Be-Au-Ti-Ful.
#56
Not Even Science Can Handle This Heat
Even the Kelvin scale could not possibly measure how hot I think you are.
#58
Mission: Explore the Gas Giant Next Door
I would love to go into outer space, so I can go and explore Uranus.
#59
Chemistry Never Looked This Hot
I think that you are hotter than sulfur hydroxide that is mixed with ethyl acetate.
Can I Have Your Significant Digits?
To develop your science rizz, you have to master math too. While there is a finite number of good pick-up lines for your crush to like, there are infinite possible ways for everything to crash and fail. So, if you want to get that telephone number, you better make “you plus me equals awesome” sound like it’s from an English Shakespearean play.
#62
Physics, but make it cozy
Are you interested in learning the practical applications of the laws of friction and acceleration? Let’s get a room and I’ll show you.
#64
Science just turned into a love song
When I'm near you I undergo anaerobic respiration. 'Cause baby, you take my breath away.
#65
Scientific crush vibes
If I could make my own periodic table, then you would be number one.
#66
Brain’s way of flirting, obviously
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin, because, baby, I want you!
#67
It’s All About the Push, Not the Length
Everyone knows it’s not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
#68
You’re My Molecular Mood Booster
You are the photon to my photosystem. You excite my electron until I reach my reaction center.
#70
Quantum Chemistry, But Make It Personal
I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
#71
Phase change, phase charm
You must be vaporizing from a solid state. 'Cause I think you are sublime.
#72
Let’s make this cellular chemistry happen
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left is the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
#73
Instant Chemistry, No Cap
Baby, you must be an alkali metal. One touch and I can tell you’re highly reactive.
#74
Lowkey the Ultimate Wingman
My favorite attractive force is van der Waal’s force. Can you feel it?
I’ll move closer if you can’t.
#77
Are you a walking spotlight or what?
You couldn’t be more stunning even if you were a laser.
#78
Dating you feels prehistoric, and I’m here for it
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
#80
Science date goals, but make it cute
I’d be the photon to your electron and take you to an excited state.
#83
Tectonic Love, But Make It Steamy
Baby, if you were oceanic crust and I was a continent, I’d let you subduct so we can make hot, hot magma.
#84
Biology Pick-Up Lines, But Make It Spicy
Hey, want to put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
#88
Chemistry Has Never Been This Cute
You are the HCl to my NaOH, let’s make sweet love and make an ocean together.
#89
Math can’t even handle this love
Describing my love for you would be like trying to define dividing a number by zero. You simply cannot define it.
#90
Electric vibes only
There is so much energy flowing between us, it’s like we are a galvanic cell.
#91
Caught in your own orbit
Is it just disproportionate gravitational force or are your eyes just a Great Attractor?
#93
When physics doubles as a pickup line
What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?
#94
Too Hot to Handle, Too Bright to Ignore
Just like a blue supergiant star, you’re exceedingly hot and extremely bright.
#96
Chemistry That’s Too Hot To Handle
I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic.
#98
Guess who’s got chemistry?
I bet you’re like calcium bicarbonate.
If I get you wet, the reaction will be explosive!
#99
Unpopular but Unarguable
You know why men are so much sexier than women? Because you can’t spell sexy without XY.
#100
Suddenly Obsessed with Cell Drama
If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
#102
Chemistry That’s Actually Hot
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
#103
Science just got way too relatable
We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
#104
This One’s Definitely Explosive
You and I would undergo a more energetic reaction than potassium and water.
#105
Gravity’s glow-up game is real
Your clothes look great on you, but they would look even better accelerating toward the floor at 9.8 m/s.
#106
Math That’s Actually a Smooth Move
Why don’t we go to my room and I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?
#108
Science class got a little less boring
I might be into physics, but I can assure you that I will never be a Bohr in the bedroom.
#109
Wait, science is cooler than I thought
Does your body produce energy by turning water into electricity? Well, damn.
#110
Plot Twist: I’m the Base Now
How about we make like the change of base law, with you on the bottom, and me on top?
#111
Can’t resist a solid pick-up line
You must be Mohs scale, because you make me harder than a diamond.
#112
Current mood: Electrified
Baby, you must be a neuron, because you got some action potential.
#114
Let’s Get Our Hands Dirty
Instead of collecting data just by observation, I would like to be able to get a little more hands-on with you.
#116
Proof you’re basically precious
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
#117
Science just got romantic
You must be the acid to my litmus paper, because every time I meet you I turn bright red.
#118
Science says we’re basically inseparable
We must be subatomic particles, because I feel strong force between us.
#119
Science Pick-Up Lines? Count Me In.
You must be a magnetic monopole, because all I get from you is attraction.
#120
Found my particle soulmate
Are you the Higgs Boson particle? Because I have been colliding, and colliding and I finally found you.
#121
Born to glow differently
Were you born in an open cluster? Because you shine like a young star!
#122
Science just made romance complicated
I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun. With a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
#124
Charged Up and Low-Key Shocked
We must be galvanic cells, because there’s definitely electricity.
#125
Guess Who’s the Timekeeper Now?
Would you like to do some radiometric dating on this rock that I have for you?
#126
Science class never looked so spark-y
You be the battery, I’ll be the aluminum foil and together we’ll light up the world.
#128
This is how drama starts, apparently
Baby, I’m going to break you like a large non-polar substance breaks a phospholipid bilayer.
#129
Now That’s Some Cell Chemistry
How about you palmitoylate my protein, so I can drive it into your lipid raft.
#130
Brainy pick-up lines hit different
Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?
#131
Plot twist: Chemistry’s savage burn
Hey, are you an alpha carbon? Because you look susceptible to backside attack!
#134
Fueling Chemistry or Just Daydreaming?
Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
#135
Biology Pick-Up Lines That Actually Work
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.
#137
Chemistry Has Never Been So Personal
You must be chlorine, because you are polarizing my bond.
#138
Nice try, but I’m not that generous
Could you tell me the oxidation state of this atom and your phone number?
#140
When Your Crush Literally Rocks the Planet
Hey baby, I was thinking about you and the Earth shook.
#141
Chemistry That Gets Physical
What do you say if we slip between my beta-pleated sheets and you get to know my alpha-helix?
#142
Memory Made for Us
If I could program the universe, I would allocate you and I in contiguous memory blocks.
#145
Radioactive Chemistry Goals
I think that you and I could keep each other in check like Uranium 235 and Uranium 238.
#146
Chemistry Pick-Up Lines: Nailed It
Are you a non-volatile particle? Because you raise my boiling point.
Are Science Pick-Up Lines Effective?
So, did these jokes help you develop that science rizz you were after? We hope it did. Like all “intelligent” pick-up lines, just because they sound great doesn’t mean they will always come out great. Pick the right time and the right person; chances are, you will attract that star that shines in your eye (another great pick-up line for you).
Got some tips for polishing that science rizz spot on? Share them in the comments and let everyone know what works and what doesn’t. Combine these pick-up lines with a physics or biology joke if you want the best effect. If you fail to woo your crush, at least she will laugh afterward. At least, that’s the plan B.
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